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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #625 on: May 13, 2010, 02:49:50 AM »
The Minnesota AD said basically the same thing Perkins said.

Like I tried to tell the Tigerboard Mongoloids . . . ratings genius Kevin Keitzman is trying overcome the $hit that is the Royals and the slowest time of the year for the NFL.

What better way to blow up listener-ship than to conjure up a completely unsubstantiated (to date) story about local D1 athletic programs being offered deals to changes conferences.  It's a ratings gold mine. 

Note to "don't get it " tards:  I am not saying this eventually won't happen. 




I'm drunk as a skunk in the trunk of a monk, but you just validated every reason for why Kietzman is the best in the biz.  Any slob a-hole who understands sports knows that Big 12/Big 10/Pac 10 realignment talk is a god damned goldmine.  Instead of being a complete douchebag sleezeball scumbag like Nike Wright, go balls to the wall and announce that Mizzou and Nebraska are going Big 10.  At the very least, you gain some publicity and possibly set yourself up to be the first person to call the inevitable. 

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« Reply #626 on: May 13, 2010, 06:40:28 AM »
I showed the last 3 posts to the whole office . . . they are all laughing  . . . giggle.


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #627 on: May 13, 2010, 07:50:26 AM »
Is she really going out with him? 

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/5/12/1469799/mountain-west-expansion-boise-state-broncos

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #628 on: May 13, 2010, 07:57:23 AM »
colorado to pac 10 makes competitive balance even better allowing 9 teams to play 4 home and 4 away in football.

the crappiest thing would be less justification for holding bball tourney in KC

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #629 on: May 13, 2010, 09:00:30 AM »
With all of the sweet ass pac locales, I wouldnt mind rotating the game between KC and the coast.  Maybe the staples center, or something like that?  But, Ordinarily I like one constant location for the tournament.

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« Reply #630 on: May 13, 2010, 09:21:00 AM »
With all of the sweet ass pac locales, I wouldnt mind rotating the game between KC and the coast.  Maybe the staples center, or something like that?  But, Ordinarily I like one constant location for the tournament.

the pac 9 vs big 9 (champions of the west) tourney is always held in vegas. 
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #631 on: May 13, 2010, 09:29:55 AM »
LV would be okay with me.  I'm really warming up to the Big Pak model.  It's kinda like the AL/NL setup, after the addition of interleague play.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #632 on: May 13, 2010, 09:49:40 AM »
This post season/pre season scheduling alliance can GTFOOMF.  We need to be one conference.  ONE CONFERENCE. 

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« Reply #633 on: May 13, 2010, 09:52:25 AM »
This post season/pre season scheduling alliance can GTFOOMF.  We need to be one conference.  ONE CONFERENCE. 

one conference for fball, if you like.  big 9 leage/pac 9 league linked only by the championship of the west in bball.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #634 on: May 13, 2010, 09:59:35 AM »
This post season/pre season scheduling alliance can GTFOOMF.  We need to be one conference.  ONE CONFERENCE. 

Why?  So we can pay for our womens tennis tream to travel all over the west coast every year?  So we have to divert money to research funding so as not upset the delicate egos of the Pac 10 (or big 10) elitists?  eff that.  The mega conference idea is beyond Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  It's all about TV revenue and revenue sports scheduling.  Get the extra revenue without the added expense.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #635 on: May 13, 2010, 10:00:37 AM »
Should rotate between Staples, Pepsi, KC, and LV.

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« Reply #636 on: May 13, 2010, 10:01:35 AM »
This post season/pre season scheduling alliance can GTFOOMF.  We need to be one conference.  ONE CONFERENCE. 

Why?  So we can pay for our womens tennis tream to travel all over the west coast every year?  So we have to divert money to research funding so as not upset the delicate egos of the Pac 10 (or big 10) elitists?  eff that.  The mega conference idea is beyond Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).  It's all about TV revenue and revenue sports scheduling.  Get the extra revenue without the added expense.

I don't care about any of those things  :zzz:

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« Reply #637 on: May 13, 2010, 12:44:40 PM »
An alliance is better than a mega conference for recruiting, would much rather play UT, ATM, OU and OSU (not to mention TT & BU) every year for recruiting exposure than the possibility of only 1 game in TX and 1 game in SoCal (USC, UCLA) most years as TX, SoCal and OK are easily the three best states for recruits.

In 201? when a 2nd tier TX kid has a NU, MU and KSU offers on signing day, I want us to point out the 2 to 3 times a year his peeps can see him play vs the rust belt roadies in the B10.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #638 on: May 13, 2010, 12:46:35 PM »
The Minnesota AD said basically the same thing Perkins said.

Like I tried to tell the Tigerboard Mongoloids . . . ratings genius Kevin Keitzman is trying overcome the $hit that is the Royals and the slowest time of the year for the NFL.

What better way to blow up listener-ship than to conjure up a completely unsubstantiated (to date) story about local D1 athletic programs being offered deals to changes conferences.  It's a ratings gold mine. 

Note to "don't get it " tards:  I am not saying this eventually won't happen. 




I'm drunk as a skunk in the trunk of a monk, but you just validated every reason for why Kietzman is the best in the biz.  Any slob a-hole who understands sports knows that Big 12/Big 10/Pac 10 realignment talk is a god damned goldmine.  Instead of being a complete douchebag sleezeball scumbag like Nike Wright, go balls to the wall and announce that Mizzou and Nebraska are going Big 10.  At the very least, you gain some publicity and possibly set yourself up to be the first person to call the inevitable. 

If you were really drunk you wouldn't be spelling all of these words correctly.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #639 on: May 13, 2010, 02:43:46 PM »
The Minnesota AD said basically the same thing Perkins said.

Like I tried to tell the Tigerboard Mongoloids . . . ratings genius Kevin Keitzman is trying overcome the $hit that is the Royals and the slowest time of the year for the NFL.

What better way to blow up listener-ship than to conjure up a completely unsubstantiated (to date) story about local D1 athletic programs being offered deals to changes conferences.  It's a ratings gold mine. 

Note to "don't get it " tards:  I am not saying this eventually won't happen. 




I'm drunk as a skunk in the trunk of a monk, but you just validated every reason for why Kietzman is the best in the biz.  Any slob a-hole who understands sports knows that Big 12/Big 10/Pac 10 realignment talk is a god damned goldmine.  Instead of being a complete douchebag sleezeball scumbag like Nike Wright, go balls to the wall and announce that Mizzou and Nebraska are going Big 10.  At the very least, you gain some publicity and possibly set yourself up to be the first person to call the inevitable. 

If you were really drunk you wouldn't be spelling all of these words correctly.



Believe it or not, some people have the ability to type while drunk.  I completely forgot about that post, FWIW.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #640 on: May 13, 2010, 02:47:38 PM »
The Minnesota AD said basically the same thing Perkins said.

Like I tried to tell the Tigerboard Mongoloids . . . ratings genius Kevin Keitzman is trying overcome the $hit that is the Royals and the slowest time of the year for the NFL.

What better way to blow up listener-ship than to conjure up a completely unsubstantiated (to date) story about local D1 athletic programs being offered deals to changes conferences.  It's a ratings gold mine. 

Note to "don't get it " tards:  I am not saying this eventually won't happen. 




I'm drunk as a skunk in the trunk of a monk, but you just validated every reason for why Kietzman is the best in the biz.  Any slob a-hole who understands sports knows that Big 12/Big 10/Pac 10 realignment talk is a god damned goldmine.  Instead of being a complete douchebag sleezeball scumbag like Nike Wright, go balls to the wall and announce that Mizzou and Nebraska are going Big 10.  At the very least, you gain some publicity and possibly set yourself up to be the first person to call the inevitable. 

If you were really drunk you wouldn't be spelling all of these words correctly.



Believe it or not, some people have the ability to type while drunk.  I completely forgot about that post, FWIW.


Firefox gives you the red squiggly lines under misspelled words, FWIW.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #641 on: May 13, 2010, 02:52:41 PM »
The Minnesota AD said basically the same thing Perkins said.

Like I tried to tell the Tigerboard Mongoloids . . . ratings genius Kevin Keitzman is trying overcome the $hit that is the Royals and the slowest time of the year for the NFL.

What better way to blow up listener-ship than to conjure up a completely unsubstantiated (to date) story about local D1 athletic programs being offered deals to changes conferences.  It's a ratings gold mine. 

Note to "don't get it " tards:  I am not saying this eventually won't happen. 




I'm drunk as a skunk in the trunk of a monk, but you just validated every reason for why Kietzman is the best in the biz.  Any slob a-hole who understands sports knows that Big 12/Big 10/Pac 10 realignment talk is a god damned goldmine.  Instead of being a complete douchebag sleezeball scumbag like Nike Wright, go balls to the wall and announce that Mizzou and Nebraska are going Big 10.  At the very least, you gain some publicity and possibly set yourself up to be the first person to call the inevitable. 

If you were really drunk you wouldn't be spelling all of these words correctly.



Believe it or not, some people have the ability to type while drunk.  I completely forgot about that post, FWIW.


Firefox gives you the red squiggly lines under misspelled words, FWIW.

so does chrome.  It's why my posts become much more coherent (sp?) once I get off work.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #642 on: May 13, 2010, 02:54:47 PM »
Hate the no browser spell check ability on the work laptop.   :chainsaw:

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« Reply #643 on: May 13, 2010, 03:00:11 PM »
Hate the no browser spell check ability on the work laptop.   :chainsaw:
same but i don't care too much if i misspell a word


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #644 on: May 13, 2010, 03:21:37 PM »
So much for the dooomsday tread.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #645 on: May 13, 2010, 03:22:42 PM »
So much for the dooomsday tread.

Clever bastard.

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« Reply #646 on: May 13, 2010, 03:27:00 PM »
Great, now BMW is seeking validation for his level of drunkeness.  Mod- please move to "Ben's List of Lies" thread, ASAP.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #647 on: May 13, 2010, 08:33:40 PM »
It doesn't look like Okie State is going anywhere, unless they want to piss off their biggest donor.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5184339

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« Reply #648 on: May 14, 2010, 07:25:09 AM »
It doesn't look like Okie State is going anywhere, unless they want to piss off their biggest donor.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5184339

OSU announcing they aren't going anywhere is like us announcing we aren't going anywhere. 

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« Reply #649 on: May 14, 2010, 07:47:03 AM »
Thing is OSU has nothing to worry about really . . . thanks to the T. Boone they'll be in the mix of any BCS realignment.   I know, I know you can use all the Tigerboard/Tardville talk about TV sets against them, but when you're a school that has a football stadium named T. Boone Pickens Stadium, and you've spent a couple of hundred million on athletic facilities in the last 8 years, than you have a level of significance.

See, that goes back to what a small cadre of posters in Powertardville were saying 6,7,8 years ago . . . and of course that cadre was saying that you didn't need T. Boone Pickens level of money either.  

Oh well . . . sometimes it's not easy being really smart.



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