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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #22075 on: September 14, 2012, 03:11:02 PM »
Can someone summarize UNLV guy in like 5 succint sentences?

I started and by the 2nd line my eyes rolled back into my head.

I didn't even try. if you can't sum up what you are going to say more efficiently than that I don't want to know what you are going to say anyway.

It was really really good, and well-written. Honestly couldn't do a good job summarizing.

bullshit, I just jumped into the middle of it to pick out a random sequence for shortening and picked this one:

3. Now this is really getting into the weeds, but lets just look at this. What is the point of conferences? Tradition? Scheduling? Just the way it is?

here's how I would make that part more efficient:

3. Now this is really getting into the weeds, but lets just look at this. What is the point of conferences? Tradition? Scheduling? Just the way it is?

I didn't say it was efficient, I said it was well-written. EVER READ HEMINGWAY AND HIS RUN-ON SENTENCES ????

I went to his house in Key West this year. :KATPAKHead-Sunglasses-Dropping-Down-"Deal With It":

Someone needs to make this.

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« Reply #22076 on: September 14, 2012, 03:16:50 PM »
yeah, I made a request in the kstate gif thread

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« Reply #22077 on: September 14, 2012, 05:15:41 PM »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #22078 on: September 14, 2012, 05:19:57 PM »
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« Reply #22079 on: September 15, 2012, 12:30:48 PM »
Feel bad for Florida St.  I mean they will coast through the ACC, but the 2nd best team is getting dominated by unranked, future ACC Pitt.  I don't blame ESPN for not wanting to pay for this crap.
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« Reply #22080 on: September 16, 2012, 02:09:57 PM »
It's all good guys, I was just selected for the Nielson deal.  Our ratings are going to be rough ridin' amazing this year.  Also, I'm going to rally hard to bring back Arrested Development.  :cool:


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« Reply #22081 on: September 16, 2012, 08:13:52 PM »
I have absolutely no recollection of that post but whatevs!

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« Reply #22082 on: September 16, 2012, 10:05:03 PM »
I almost threw away my Nielson envelope, but my wife opened it and they included 2 $1 bills inside. :D

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« Reply #22083 on: September 16, 2012, 10:18:10 PM »
The ones they sent me were the two crispest bills I've ever seen.  Thats just for the initial, small survey.  If they end up choosing you, they give $20.  Maybe it was $30, I cant remember.  Its kinda fun really and 95% is super simple.  The one thing that sucks (and makes it really not worth your time) is having to list all your channels.  ex- Fox, KSAS 24. eff that.

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« Reply #22084 on: September 17, 2012, 06:49:48 AM »
It would be nice if maybe we had some super EMAW that worked for Neilson, and willing to risk his/her job, that would plant the right number of boxes with other EMAWs to skew the numbers just enough where it doesn't arise suspicion.
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« Reply #22085 on: September 17, 2012, 07:54:12 AM »
can you list firstrowsports.eu as one of your channels for the survey?

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« Reply #22086 on: September 17, 2012, 08:32:09 PM »
It's being reported that the Orange Bowl/ACC will select from ND, best available BigTen team (after playoffs and Rose Bowl), or best available SEC team (after playoffs and Cotton Bowl) to play the ACC champ.  ACC/Orange Bowl has been forced to take Big4/Rose/Cotton bowls leftovers. 
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« Reply #22087 on: September 17, 2012, 08:52:24 PM »
It's being reported that the Orange Bowl/ACC will select from ND, best available BigTen team (after playoffs and Rose Bowl), or best available SEC team (after playoffs and Cotton Bowl) to play the ACC champ.  ACC/Orange Bowl has been forced to take Big4/Rose/Cotton bowls leftovers.

Did you mean the Champions Bowl, or is the Cotton Bowl going to be a better bowl than the Orange Bowl now?

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« Reply #22088 on: September 17, 2012, 09:22:33 PM »
It's being reported that the Orange Bowl/ACC will select from ND, best available BigTen team (after playoffs and Rose Bowl), or best available SEC team (after playoffs and Cotton Bowl) to play the ACC champ.  ACC/Orange Bowl has been forced to take Big4/Rose/Cotton bowls leftovers.

Did you mean the Champions Bowl, or is the Cotton Bowl going to be a better bowl than the Orange Bowl now?

Sorry, I did that without thinking about it.  There is a 99.9% chance the Champions Bowl will be the Cotton Bowl, but I meant to say Champions for now. 
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« Reply #22089 on: September 19, 2012, 10:46:21 AM »
Here comes the SEC Network...and it will be done with ESPN.

So, if you think their coverage of the SEC is obnoxious now, wait.  They have a joint network that they'll need to get off the ground with them.  It's going to get worse.

http://www.mrsec.com/2012/09/sbj-report-sec-and-espn-nearing-deal-on-new-network-no-other-partners-expected/

We're now the only conference in the "Power 4" that won't have it's own network.  The ACC kind of has a defacto network because they sell all of their rights, T1-T3 to ESPN, which then re-sells them to Raycom for local distribution.

However...it would appear that Fox is gradually sucking in all of our T3 rights for various schools (OU, Tech, Baylor, KSU) to kind of create a de facto Big 12 Network.  As time goes by, I wouldn't be surprised to see more conference centric programming on the LHN because, as someone who gets it, it's horribly boring because they just simply don't have the content to support a 24 hour network.


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« Reply #22090 on: September 19, 2012, 10:50:18 AM »
  As time goes by, I wouldn't be surprised to see more conference centric programming on the LHN because, as someone who gets it, it's horribly boring because they just simply don't have the content to support a 24 hour network.

Seriously, it's pretty awful.  I'm not sure what they're going to do, but they need to do something.

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« Reply #22091 on: September 19, 2012, 11:02:18 AM »
  As time goes by, I wouldn't be surprised to see more conference centric programming on the LHN because, as someone who gets it, it's horribly boring because they just simply don't have the content to support a 24 hour network.

Seriously, it's pretty awful.  I'm not sure what they're going to do, but they need to do something.

I think they'll eventually show high school games.  They're serving a mostly Texas audience, and nothing would be better for them than to broadcast big Texas high school games.  Honestly, when looking at the history, I think that was originally a part of the plan to really make ESPN a lot of money and get carriage on all major cable platforms.  But, obviously, they hit a short-term snag.  So, ESPN is probably going to force that down our throat, eventually.  I personally don't care, because it doesn't affect us at all, but Baylor, Tech, OU, OSU, TCU, etc. are going to throw a fit.

I also think that if the network gets really profitable and attains major carriage, they'll carve off and sell time slots to the Big 12 for weekly magazine shows, FCS programming, and possibly programming for other schools that FSN or their T3 carrier may not pick up.

Eventually, I think the LHN will grow into a state of Texas network with high school and smaller division (possibly JUCO) sports being played. It's just going to take time to hash a lot of that out.

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« Reply #22092 on: September 19, 2012, 11:16:08 AM »
FYI - Also, to give people an understanding on the flexibility of our content and the value of the BTN for the conference members, in 2011, the Big Ten paid out $24.6 million to its members.

The actual distribution from the Big Ten network to it's members was $7.2 million dollars, which was down from the previous year's payment ($7.9 million).

The ESPN contract with the Big Ten is worth $10 million per year, and there are no Tier 3 rights in the Big Ten because the conference owns everything.  So the total television payout in the Big Ten is T1 with ESPN/ABC, T2/3 with the Big Ten Network, the Conference title game, and arrangements to show Big Ten basketball games on CBS.

So, to put this into perspective, Kansas State, based on numbers I've seen in this thread (I think from dax) say that if we were to get $20 million a year right now, we'd be somewhere in the neighborhood of $23.8 million (or something like that), and that's before bowl payouts and all that other stuff.

The odds of most schools in the Big 12 making more money than the Big Ten, at least over the next several years, is probably pretty high.  The Big Ten does take select basketball rights, Tier 1 football, and their conference championship game to market around 2017.  Odds that all of those items lining up together is pretty high, so they'll most likely try to get a bundle deal.  They are locked into the BTN until 2032.

The moral of the story is that the Big Ten has a few years to get back to being a true power conference in football and men's basketball, and if they don't, there is a chance they'll lag behind the rest of the big four conferences in revenue.  Not by much, but it's something to think about long term.

The conference network, right now, makes sense for a lot of schools, but eventually, either the Pac-12 model or the Big 12 model will most likely win out.  There's too much sharing in the single conference network strategy to win out long term.

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/college/illini/big-ten-payouts-estimated-at-million/article_41763ece-a120-11e1-b930-0019bb30f31a.html


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« Reply #22093 on: September 19, 2012, 11:22:12 AM »
This stuff is way more controversial than it sounds.

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« Reply #22094 on: September 19, 2012, 11:24:17 AM »
  As time goes by, I wouldn't be surprised to see more conference centric programming on the LHN because, as someone who gets it, it's horribly boring because they just simply don't have the content to support a 24 hour network.

Seriously, it's pretty awful.  I'm not sure what they're going to do, but they need to do something.

If things stay on the same course they are on now (unlikely, but still), our game at UTSA in 2015 will probably be on LHN. 

They already have a deal with UTSA, but with UTSA and North Texas joining CUSA, I wouldn't be surprised if in the future they cut a deal with CUSA to air 20ish of their games every year.  In addition to the 4 Texas schools, CUSA will also have 1 in Oklahoma (Tulsa - and I already get LHN on AT&T in Tulsa) and 2 in Louisiana.  FWIW, the CUSA deals with Fox and CBS Sports expire in 5 years.  Also, with the new playoff system & the percieved need for big schools to up their schedule toughness coupled with the high prices schools like these charge for a single game, more of these 3 game 2-for-1 deals will be made with these schools.  These return home games at these schools could have some value so it's not constantly UTSA-ODU games.   
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« Reply #22095 on: September 19, 2012, 11:44:24 AM »
I could see the LHN buying 3rd tier product from the others schools to fill its content and make it more attractive nation wide.
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« Reply #22096 on: September 19, 2012, 01:53:17 PM »
I could see the LHN buying 3rd tier product from the others schools to fill its content and make it more attractive nation wide.

They already are. Texas State has two games on it this year. Although technically they got those rights from the WAC, not Texas State.

In related news, this enrages me greatly

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« Reply #22097 on: September 19, 2012, 02:37:41 PM »
I could see the LHN buying 3rd tier product from the others schools to fill its content and make it more attractive nation wide.

They already are. Texas State has two games on it this year. Although technically they got those rights from the WAC, not Texas State.

In related news, this enrages me greatly

Eventually, though, when everyone carries the LHN, I don't think you'll hate it as much.

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« Reply #22098 on: September 19, 2012, 02:53:15 PM »
it seems like it would be in our best interests if the LHN was wildly successful
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« Reply #22099 on: September 19, 2012, 03:07:18 PM »
it seems like it would be in our best interests if the LHN was wildly successful

Absolutely.

Nothing is going to change the fact that Texas is going to make much more money than the rest of us (including OU).  Nothing is going to change the fact that every single year, they're going to get the best players in Texas.  Nothing is ever going to change the fact that every other school in Texas will ALWAYS play second fiddle to them (including A&M).

It is in our best interest to make sure they're happy as the flagship institution of the Big 12, and that we're associated with them.  It's a matter of survival.