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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #525 on: October 16, 2015, 10:21:18 AM »
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #526 on: October 16, 2015, 10:27:38 AM »
the craigslist laptop one was almost a bad dream it came with such a deeply intense feeling of regret/remorse

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #527 on: October 16, 2015, 10:28:34 AM »
like, there was no way my life could bounce back from eating this laptop and losing $50 from craigslist.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #528 on: October 16, 2015, 12:02:05 PM »
Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #529 on: October 16, 2015, 12:06:52 PM »
Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #530 on: October 16, 2015, 12:08:56 PM »
Damn, Stevesie has a poltergeist too.  :frown:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #531 on: October 16, 2015, 12:42:31 PM »
Anyone ever have crazy dreams after taking Zyrtec?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #532 on: October 20, 2015, 08:26:12 AM »
I was sitting in an airport somewhere in the Far East with a colleague on a work trip.  We had a long layover so I suggested we fly to Seoul so I could get a haircut.  Miles, first class, boom we are in Seoul.  Walking around I noticed all the shops were closing at about 4PM.  Disappointed I saw an American and asked him what was up, he says we are really in Nampa (which must be some adjoining community that supports an American military installation there).  But I was rough ridin' determined to get my Korean haircut, so I asked him about a really fast cab, he says it's better to ride share (apprently my colleague was gone).  So I somehow beamed out this rideshare desire from my brain, and out from the crowd pops this dude who looks like an exact mix between The Most Interesting Man in the World and Tim Curry.  We jump into this black Lambo and tell the driver to punch it an he's driving like a maniac doing things I'm now sure are not even physically possible.  At some point we have to get out, there is a traffic jam or something, and walk on, then decide to double back and get the car again.  Only it's missing.  The driver suspects us of setting him up, and he begins to beat the crap out of us, demanding to know where his car is.  I plead with him, tell him I only wanted a Korean haircut, and after a while he believes me and let's us go.  Can't remember anything afer that, other than I'm sure I didn't get a haircut.   :frown:

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #533 on: October 20, 2015, 09:48:42 AM »

Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #534 on: October 20, 2015, 12:49:56 PM »
Had a dream my dad died from a brain aneurysm on March 21st 2015 (don't know why the date was specific) :frown: But since he's still alive and it's past that date all is good right?
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #535 on: October 20, 2015, 12:51:45 PM »
Had a dream my dad died from a brain aneurysm on March 21st 2015 (don't know why the date was specific) :frown: But since he's still alive and it's past that date all is good right?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #536 on: October 20, 2015, 12:53:51 PM »
I was sitting in an airport somewhere in the Far East with a colleague on a work trip.  We had a long layover so I suggested we fly to Seoul so I could get a haircut.  Miles, first class, boom we are in Seoul.  Walking around I noticed all the shops were closing at about 4PM.  Disappointed I saw an American and asked him what was up, he says we are really in Nampa (which must be some adjoining community that supports an American military installation there).  But I was rough ridin' determined to get my Korean haircut, so I asked him about a really fast cab, he says it's better to ride share (apprently my colleague was gone).  So I somehow beamed out this rideshare desire from my brain, and out from the crowd pops this dude who looks like an exact mix between The Most Interesting Man in the World and Tim Curry.  We jump into this black Lambo and tell the driver to punch it an he's driving like a maniac doing things I'm now sure are not even physically possible.  At some point we have to get out, there is a traffic jam or something, and walk on, then decide to double back and get the car again.  Only it's missing.  The driver suspects us of setting him up, and he begins to beat the crap out of us, demanding to know where his car is.  I plead with him, tell him I only wanted a Korean haircut, and after a while he believes me and let's us go.  Can't remember anything afer that, other than I'm sure I didn't get a haircut.   :frown:
This is really awesome. I mean, how does the mind rough ridin' work?

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #537 on: October 22, 2015, 12:48:17 PM »

Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #538 on: October 22, 2015, 01:05:33 PM »
Third person is probably not the correct term, more like a free mode camera like GTA games. Like all my dreams are this way, I never dream through my own eyes. Didn't know if this is weird

This seemed weird to me, so I googled it. Turns out it's rare but not unheard of - usually associated with the onset of schizophrenia. Are you hearing any voices yet?
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #539 on: October 22, 2015, 01:07:28 PM »
When under the influence of certain drugs I hear faint music when there is none
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #540 on: October 22, 2015, 01:07:58 PM »
Third person is probably not the correct term, more like a free mode camera like GTA games. Like all my dreams are this way, I never dream through my own eyes. Didn't know if this is weird

This seemed weird to me, so I googled it. Turns out it's rare but not unheard of - usually associated with the onset of schizophrenia. Are you hearing any voices yet?

In my dream the cab driver was kicking the crap out of us and I watched it from a third person view, not quite GTA mode. 

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #541 on: October 22, 2015, 01:10:38 PM »
Had a dream i was playing for the blackhawks and prior to the game, i got a haircut, along with some sweet, hockey player bleached hair.  The peroxide didn't help when it was my turn to take a penalty shot, and the puck went flying immediately when it touched my stick on the approach.  after i missed, i went over to get some consolation from my team, and duncan keith was very rude to me.  he said something along the lines of "i think your hair is cool, but i don't want to stand next to you after that penalty shot."


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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #542 on: October 22, 2015, 01:12:18 PM »
I got super buzzed last night and I was really really thirsty. My dream was mocking me. I was in a swimming pool and kept chugging glasses of ice water. My irl body couldn't do anything about it. I just had to lay there, asleep, being really thirsty until I woke up.
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #543 on: October 22, 2015, 01:18:03 PM »
Anyone ever have crazy dreams after taking Zyrtec?
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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #544 on: October 22, 2015, 01:22:09 PM »
When I have to pee as I am sleeping, I always dream that I am searching for a toilet and can't find one. If I ever do find one, I am going to pee the bed.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #545 on: October 22, 2015, 01:29:09 PM »
I have peeing dreams where I'm peeing and the urge to pee never goes away and I can pee forever.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #546 on: October 22, 2015, 02:41:05 PM »
You are definitely pissing that bed

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #547 on: October 22, 2015, 02:44:19 PM »
I have peeing dreams where I'm peeing and the urge to pee never goes away and I can pee forever.

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Re: last nights dream thread...
« Reply #548 on: October 22, 2015, 02:48:43 PM »
last night i was somehow playing football and drums at the same time. pretty hard to describe.

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« Reply #549 on: October 22, 2015, 02:50:08 PM »
Drum set? Marching band? Need more details
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