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Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: krazykat on April 16, 2010, 04:42:10 PM
post'em up.....

was a ufc cage fighter type guy and dominated.
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Post by: steve dave on April 16, 2010, 04:43:12 PM
Late for football practice  :runaway:
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Post by: pike on April 16, 2010, 04:43:50 PM
Woah excellent thread. I had a dream that I asked my Arab friend, "If you had a nuke, would you use it against America?"

Thankfully he said no
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Post by: OK_Cat on April 16, 2010, 04:45:21 PM
I dreamed that Pete a Canadian dude accidently did the "switch the glasses" routine one rotation too many and drank the poisoned drink, while I drank the un-poisoned drink and fist pumped all the way to the bank.
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Post by: steve dave on April 16, 2010, 04:50:36 PM
Woah excellent thread. I had a dream that I asked my Arab friend, "If you had a nuke, would you use it against America?"

Thankfully he said no

Pete asked our cab driver this very thing at VegasPak
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Post by: felix rex on April 16, 2010, 05:34:12 PM
My dreams never make that much sense.  :dunno:

But, they almost always end with my realizing they're a dream and immediately flying until I wake up. Great way to start the day, really.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on April 16, 2010, 06:32:35 PM
This dream was actually from Wednesday night.  I'd kept it entirely to myself up to this point.  Let me start by saying I am in no way a sunshine pumper for Katz Football.

Here goes.  In my dream.  LHC Bill Snyder is a ninja.  He wasn't dressed like a ninja.  He was wearing some sort of purple pullover and his normal sneakers and pants.  But it was just known that he WAS a ninja.  He starts out by kicking Cobra Commander's ass.  Just destroys him.  THEN  he comes over to me... puts his entire mouth over my mouth and nose and literally starts sucking all the air out of my lungs.  Just before I die, I wake up. 

 :facepalm:
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Post by: krazykat on April 16, 2010, 07:30:20 PM
This dream was actually from Wednesday night.  I'd kept it entirely to myself up to this point.  Let me start by saying I am in no way a sunshine pumper for Katz Football.

Here goes.  In my dream.  LHC Bill Snyder is a ninja.  He wasn't dressed like a ninja.  He was wearing some sort of purple pullover and his normal sneakers and pants.  But it was just known that he WAS a ninja.  He starts out by kicking Cobra Commander's ass.  Just destroys him.  THEN  he comes over to me... puts his entire mouth over my mouth and nose and literally starts sucking all the air out of my lungs.  Just before I die, I wake up. 

 :facepalm:

^ this is the type of crap i was hoping for. thanks for sharing.
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 18, 2010, 10:52:03 PM
Sex with Cher.   :dunno:
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Post by: 'taterblast on April 18, 2010, 10:55:16 PM
sex with a girl.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 18, 2010, 11:19:43 PM
Played catch with random NFL players....weird.
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Post by: Pexikan on April 19, 2010, 02:12:17 AM
I was in a drive-by shooting while riding in a limo with Christopher Walken.  I took him to a doctor, only he had no insurance and wouldn't give them his real name...
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Post by: blackknight on April 19, 2010, 02:19:34 AM
went on a vacation/wedding to a jungle resort with the girlfriend i live with. somehow rick daris, sd, rusty, and some other poster were there(not same room). the wedding i was there for was a coworker. i break the wedding up, my gf then breaks up with me, and i live happily ever after with my future boo  :runaway: many other things happened as well, such as; scuba in the amazon river looking for water mines, hikes in the forest looking for fer-de-lance's with rick daris, and some other hugely detailed things i never remember from dreams. way too wierd you started this thread the night before this dream....mind hacker?
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Post by: Cire on April 19, 2010, 06:24:47 AM
I was working out in a tiny version of home depot.  Like it was half weight room half store.  The plates were everywhere, hard to find.
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on April 19, 2010, 07:03:06 AM
Rarely remember my dreams.
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Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2010, 07:29:56 AM
True story:  I had a dream that steve dave and I were playing in the masters (golf).  Details forthcoming.
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Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2010, 07:37:11 AM
True story:  I had a dream that steve dave and I were playing in the masters (golf).  Details forthcoming.

 :excited:
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Post by: Saulbadguy on April 19, 2010, 07:39:43 AM
Made a soap box derby car w/ my ex-landlord.
;)
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Post by: pissclams on April 19, 2010, 08:47:49 AM
was a playing real life modern warfare 2 for a while, the map was overgrown.  i was using akimbo pistols mostly.  then i drove to Czechoslovakia with my mom and brother on an underwater bridge so that we could go camping.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on April 19, 2010, 08:50:34 AM
was a playing real life modern warfare 2 for a while, the map was overgrown.  i was using akimbo pistols mostly.  then i drove to Czechoslovakia with my mom and brother on an underwater bridge so that we could go camping.

Have these dreams quite a bit.  Last one I was just running around setting up claymores all over the place.  Usually I'm watching gameplay in the dreams but this particular time was the first of actual being in the game.  Weird.
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on April 19, 2010, 12:18:51 PM
Late for football practice  :runaway:

Have version of this dream all the time.  Am either late or without part/all of my uniform.  WTF :confused:
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Post by: 'taterblast on April 19, 2010, 12:29:58 PM
not lying about this one. don't remember many details, except one.

i had a conversation with dick vitale about how we both get sun burns on our heads (he's bald, i have shaved head) and it leads to the skin on our heads peeling off. he then proceeded to scratch his dome, and had flakes of skin fall off.
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Post by: michigancat on April 19, 2010, 01:33:41 PM
So, onto my dream about the golf outing Steve Dave and I had.

We were at the Masters, but it wasn't really the Masters, it was more like a golf tournament with mini-golf type obstacles at a western-themed amusement park-type thing somewhere outside of Flagstaff, AZ.  It was my first "major", and steve dave was "showing me the ropes", much like he does with hotel points.  For example, I was like, "Sh*t, I forgot to write down my score last hole - will I have to turn in my scorecard?" and steve dave was like, "nah, it's OK.  I've been here before". 

We were in a foursome that included Tiger Woods, and he was cheating on one hole, because instead of driving the ball down the regular obstacle path, he found a secret water tube in the giant fake tree next to the tee box that he could just drop his ball in and have it go out the bottom, right by the hole.  At the time, I thought this was cheating, so I was pissed off at Tiger. (in retrospect, it just seems like an ingenious method of covering all your possible options in full-size miniature golf).  Still, I was pissed, so the next tee, I yelled "f*ck tiger" during his back swing. steve dave joined in.  I was also worried about the tournament organizers catching wind of this and not letting me back next year, but steve dave and I agreed they would just think it was the gallery that was pissed about his infidelity.

After the tournament, steve dave showed me where he and Mrs. Dave were going for dinner (it was a western themed train or something).  The screen in my brain shifted to an old-timey western map that showed our current location (the Masters amusement park), and the new location.  Then, dashes appeared one-by-one to create a curvy path to the western-themed train restaurant as steve dave described the route.  I told steve dave I'd meet him there, but really didn't intend to, because it would be a nightmare with the whole family and I wanted to practice a little for the next round.

Then I woke up.  :dunno:
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Post by: steve dave on April 19, 2010, 01:48:20 PM
So, onto my dream about the golf outing Steve Dave and I had.

We were at the Masters, but it wasn't really the Masters, it was more like a golf tournament with mini-golf type obstacles at a western-themed amusement park-type thing somewhere outside of Flagstaff, AZ.  It was my first "major", and steve dave was "showing me the ropes", much like he does with hotel points.  For example, I was like, "Sh*t, I forgot to write down my score last hole - will I have to turn in my scorecard?" and steve dave was like, "nah, it's OK.  I've been here before". 

We were in a foursome that included Tiger Woods, and he was cheating on one hole, because instead of driving the ball down the regular obstacle path, he found a secret water tube in the giant fake tree next to the tee box that he could just drop his ball in and have it go out the bottom, right by the hole.  At the time, I thought this was cheating, so I was pissed off at Tiger. (in retrospect, it just seems like an ingenious method of covering all your possible options in full-size miniature golf).  Still, I was pissed, so the next tee, I yelled "f*ck tiger" during his back swing. steve dave joined in.  I was also worried about the tournament organizers catching wind of this and not letting me back next year, but steve dave and I agreed they would just think it was the gallery that was pissed about his infidelity.

After the tournament, steve dave showed me where he and Mrs. Dave were going for dinner (it was a western themed train or something).  The screen in my brain shifted to an old-timey western map that showed our current location (the Masters amusement park), and the new location.  Then, dashes appeared one-by-one to create a curvy path to the western-themed train restaurant as steve dave described the route.  I told steve dave I'd meet him there, but really didn't intend to, because it would be a nightmare with the whole family and I wanted to practice a little for the next round.

Then I woke up.  :dunno:

Man, I am a helpful mother f'er!   :pbj:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: krazykat on April 20, 2010, 07:23:03 PM
played indoor paintball, got pinned down early. 2nd dream was i was riding a dirt bike. never been on one but it seemed pretty fun in the dream.
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Post by: felix rex on April 20, 2010, 11:02:16 PM
Had a really mumped up dream last night/this morning. Would post it, but I'm pretty sure Rusty would kill me for it.  :ohno:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 20, 2010, 11:04:48 PM
Had a really mumped up dream last night/this morning. Would post it, but I'm pretty sure Rusty would kill me for it.  :ohno:

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Post by: ew2x4 on April 21, 2010, 06:56:23 PM
Has anyone been watching Fringe? Well I dreamed I was digging in Times Square looking for something. I found a rifle buried under the street. Looking through its scope, I could see into another dimension. I basically walked around looking at the other side. Eventually, I wondered if i pulled the trigger, would it shoot and kill people on the other side? Then I woke up.
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Post by: michigancat on April 22, 2010, 01:32:45 PM
Had a really fracked up dream last night/this morning. Would post it, but I'm pretty sure Rusty would kill me for it.  :ohno:

:eek:  I would never kill anyone.  For reals.
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Post by: pissclams on April 22, 2010, 01:37:14 PM
Has anyone been watching Fringe? Well I dreamed I was digging in Times Square looking for something. I found a rifle buried under the street. Looking through its scope, I could see into another dimension. I basically walked around looking at the other side. Eventually, I wondered if i pulled the trigger, would it shoot and kill people on the other side? Then I woke up.
Fringe, is that the name of Justin Timberlake's new album?
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Post by: The1BigWillie on June 11, 2010, 09:06:53 AM
In last night's dream I was a paraplegic that could shapeshift into a duck. I had a really hot wife/girlfriend for some reason so I wasn't always the duck.  Pretty sure I could only have sex as the duck. Flying was cool. 
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Post by: The42Yardstick on June 11, 2010, 10:02:53 AM
My ex (the one I wouldn't hook back up with) was coming onto me really, really hard on some weird cruise. Except the ship was melded into an airport. Think Carnival + Chicago O'Hare. Anyway, I woke up as my ex was taking me back to her room, no morning wood this time :eye:
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Post by: kitten_mittons on June 11, 2010, 10:13:26 AM
I have a recurring dream where normal stuff is happening, just a normal dream.  Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, I see this dark shadowy lady  come after me I'm assuming trying to kill me, and I realize it's a dream as soon as I see the bitch so I always wake myself up just before she kills me.  I fear that someday she may get to me before I wake myself up and that will the the day I die.

I also flew out of a roller coaster once*

*in my dream
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on June 11, 2010, 12:29:17 PM
I have a dream on occasion that I can jump really high.   Sometimes I jump and I realize I jumped so high that it is probably going to mess me up pretty bad when I come back to the ground and land.  It's kind of like the falling dream but I usually realize I'm dreaming.  I hit the ground and it doesn't hurt at all. 
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Post by: ben ji on June 11, 2010, 08:32:09 PM
I was at a hotel checking in and there was a huge line. I hear someone behind me talking on the phone about all this conference realignment bullshit. Turns out its DAN BEEBE. I talk to him and he tells me that Notre Dame is going to be taking Nebraska's place in the Big12. I immediately dart of to my room to post it on goEMAW but wake up before I get there.

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Post by: The1BigWillie on June 11, 2010, 08:46:10 PM
 :ohno: I walk into my parent's house today to help the old man haul some stuff to the curb out of the garage for big trash pickup weekend in Lenexa. In the middle of the room is a f*cking WHEELCHAIR!!!  I say... "holy crap I had a dream last night I was in a wheel chair."  My mom freaks a little because I've had a history of jacked up dreams and weird coincidental crap since I was little.  Then I say... "yeah but I was also a shapeshifting horny duck".  And she says... "oh, good." and leaves. 

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Post by: The1BigWillie on June 18, 2010, 11:01:55 AM
Ran into Cliff Clavin  (wearing his mailman uniform) in the stairwell of some big building and scooped him up in a giant bear hug.  I started bawling telling him he was my favorite and we both started quoting Cliff Clavin lines back and fourth.
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Post by: dmartin on June 18, 2010, 11:28:46 AM
so I'm at a Kstate home game and we're getting destroyed by OU, down by like 35 at half time.  Second half is about to start when an xbox controller appears in my hand, and play calling appears on the jumbotron.  Suddenly I'm playing NCAA football with real life players. I'm trowing bombs, and running the ball all over the OU defenders while my defense is just sacking their QB over and over again. We're down to the closing seconds, and I score the tieing touchdown with 0:00 on the clock.  decide to go for 2 to win the game. I pick the play, and as I'm dropping back to throw a quick pass for the win, my controller goes dead and the QB is sacked.  Game over we lose, and the controller disappears.
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Post by: Kat Kid on June 18, 2010, 11:39:11 AM
Was jumping on my bed with the Ninja Turtles when a T-Rex was surfing an oil spill wave into my childhood room (but everything else like bedroom now).

Me and leo pwn3d that T-Rex (may have been a robot secretly, but with the oil was tough to tell)

Then I high fived my kindergarten teacher and ate hot pop tarts while getting high with my mom on the beach at my great uncle's house in Canada.  I picked a peach off the tree and it was all rotten and a bunch of maggots started racing out and then cockroaches and then I was trapped in the attic of their cottage and spiders and centipedes and super sized cockroaches and stuff where like marching in around the roof.  I was in the corner on the same side as the door that they were coming in from, they were going clockwise and headed towards me.

Then in my dream I grinded my teeth and it felt like they were going to break (was told at the dentist this week I may grind my teeth and to watch out for this).

I usually don't remember my dreams, but I had to wake up at an odd time this morning, so I got to tune in and remember.

Great Thread.
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Post by: cas4ksu on June 18, 2010, 11:43:09 AM
So big USA Soccer fan here, right.

Had a dream that the U.S. got beat by Slovenia 8-0.

After the first two for the Sloveniaers. (LOL)

cas > :runaway: :surprised:
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Post by: CHONGS on June 29, 2010, 10:55:57 PM
http://www.thisman.org/
:runaway:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 29, 2010, 10:59:06 PM
 :runaway: :runaway:
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Post by: felix rex on June 30, 2010, 07:25:20 AM
I have a dream on occasion that I can jump really high.   Sometimes I jump and I realize I jumped so high that it is probably going to mess me up pretty bad when I come back to the ground and land.  It's kind of like the falling dream but I usually realize I'm dreaming.  I hit the ground and it doesn't hurt at all. 

Hey! I have this one, too. Sometimes, I'll be dreaming about playing basketball and I'll suddenly discover that if I just change my form a little bit, I can dunk all over those motherfuckers.

On the downside, I also have a lot of dreams of nothing but voices in the room whispering about me. These always creep me the eff out. Had them since I was a kid.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on June 30, 2010, 11:51:52 PM
Had a dream last night that I was at HCFM's house for dinner. Our wives were wandering around the house, and so we're talking. He tells me their wedding video is really weird, because in it, his wife and himself look very pale. He tells me we should watch it. He pulls it out and the groom looks 5'7", pudgy, pale, and balding. Frank assures me it was him, and that he's aged well. Then I woke up.
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Post by: theswo on June 30, 2010, 11:53:13 PM
Drove Josh Freeman to rehab.  :dunno:
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Post by: PandaXpanda on July 01, 2010, 12:07:39 AM
Had a dream last night that I was at HCFM's house for dinner. Our wives were wandering around the house, and so we're talking. He tells me their wedding video is really weird, because in it, his wife and himself look very pale. He tells me we should watch it. He pulls it out and the groom looks 5'7", pudgy, pale, and balding. Frank assures me it was him, and that he's aged well. Then I woke up.

lol
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Post by: ew2x4 on July 01, 2010, 01:52:28 PM
Had a weird dream where I was on vacation at mardi gras and the hot russian spy kept stalking me and hitting on me. she gave me a whip.  :surprised: Then my alarm went off.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 20, 2010, 08:03:23 AM
Had an uhmmm.... "interesting" dream that included a female coworker. Anyone else ever have these?? It's going to make the next couple days pretty weird, imo.
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Post by: krazykat on September 20, 2010, 04:46:24 PM
is she hot??
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 20, 2010, 04:54:10 PM
is she hot??

more or less.
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Post by: Lamesauce on September 20, 2010, 05:09:21 PM
Had a dream that I had just woken up from some sort of coma and it was second semester. I realized I missed the career fair, and I needed to ask someone what my GPA was so I could update my resume and interview for jobs at the spring career fair. Found out that even though I was in a coma, I made A's and B's. Was very confusing. At the end of the dream, my girlfriend walks out with a 3 month old baby that was my baby. She named it something really stupid, I can't remember what now. Yikes!
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Post by: ew2x4 on September 20, 2010, 05:26:45 PM
Had an awesome one last night. Two guys broke into my house, I shot and killed one. The other ran off. Well he started coming after me with an army. I high-tailed it outta there and found a place in the mountains to hide out. This is where I found an Iron Man suit and proceeded to kick ass.
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Post by: treysolid on September 20, 2010, 10:13:21 PM
had a dream that i was going to a wedding and so I shaved that morning and then afterwards at the wedding reception my friend pulls me aside and hands me a razor and some shaving cream.  i'm really confused by this so i walk in the men's bathroom and look in the mirror.  lo and behold, i have a full beard.  so now i'm really freaking out and starting to wonder how long i've been at this wedding reception (days?  months?).  so i start shaving in the bathroom and as soon as i get done with one part of my face, the beard has grown back in already.  so i keep shaving and shaving and eventually get this fear that i'm going to miss the dollar dance so i run out of the bathroom door and that's when i woke up.
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Post by: Pittcat on September 20, 2010, 10:18:12 PM
had a dream that i was going to a wedding and so I shaved that morning and then afterwards at the wedding reception my friend pulls me aside and hands me a razor and some shaving cream.  i'm really confused by this so i walk in the men's bathroom and look in the mirror.  lo and behold, i have a full beard.  so now i'm really freaking out and starting to wonder how long i've been at this wedding reception (days?  months?).  so i start shaving in the bathroom and as soon as i get done with one part of my face, the beard has grown back in already.  so i keep shaving and shaving and eventually get this fear that i'm going to miss the dollar dance so i run out of the bathroom door and that's when i woke up.

Santa Clause meets wedding reception. 
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Post by: Stevesie60 on September 21, 2010, 09:59:17 PM
I have a reoccurring dream in which I try to punch someone (changes) and I just keep missing. Like, I hold them down, and swing as hard as I can, and miss. Last night I turned into a stabbing dream. I tried to stab someone that I was holding onto, and I kept missing. My interpersonal struggles are freaking me out.
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Post by: Pittcat on September 22, 2010, 02:35:36 PM
I have a reoccurring dream in which I try to punch someone (changes) and I just keep missing. Like, I hold them down, and swing as hard as I can, and miss. Last night I turned into a stabbing dream. I tried to stab someone that I was holding onto, and I kept missing. My interpersonal struggles are freaking me out.

Do we have a BS Psychiatrist C on staff?
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 22, 2010, 02:37:50 PM
wet dreams...had them yes or no?

pissed yourself "dreams"...had them yes or no?
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Post by: kitten_mittons on September 22, 2010, 02:59:35 PM
wet dreams...had them yes or no?

pissed yourself "dreams"...had them yes or no?

No

And I've pissed myself when I was drunk, but I don't think it had anything to do with a dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: felix rex on September 22, 2010, 03:54:48 PM
I continuously revisit the "dream versions" of real places in my life. Like, I have a dream version of my tiny hometown that I'm in every time I have a dream based there. It's basically a caricature of the real version with some random crap added in.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 22, 2010, 04:48:53 PM
I continuously revisit the "dream versions" of real places in my life. Like, I have a dream version of my tiny hometown that I'm in every time I have a dream based there. It's basically a caricature of the real version with some random crap added in.

Yeah same. Familiar places, but just random crap everywhere. Like a Dairy Queen will be right next door....with a Macy's on the other side.
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Post by: OregonSmock on September 22, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
I vaguely remember punching a guy in the face in last night's dream.  Great thread, by the way.
 

:cheers:
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Post by: Kat Kid on September 22, 2010, 09:12:38 PM
How can I remember my dreams??
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Post by: Pittcat on September 22, 2010, 09:30:17 PM
How can I remember my dreams??

No kidding.  I used to remember mine VIVIDLY.  Now, not so much.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 22, 2010, 10:04:56 PM
How can I remember my dreams??

love it when you have a great dream...then you can remember every part of it the next day. :love:
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Post by: Stevesie60 on September 22, 2010, 11:07:05 PM
How can I remember my dreams??

No kidding.  I used to remember mine VIVIDLY.  Now, not so much.

Start taking antidepressants. They make your dreams vivid, memorable and fracking weird.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Pittcat on September 22, 2010, 11:11:39 PM
How can I remember my dreams??

No kidding.  I used to remember mine VIVIDLY.  Now, not so much.

Start taking antidepressants. They make your dreams vivid, memorable and fracking weird.

I have friends who used to buy nicotine patches and wear them to bed for this exact reason.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 09, 2010, 11:11:18 AM
The first one i was defending my old childhood house out in the country, not sure why. Anyway, we chase away one intruder. But i decide to go inside the house to make sure he didn't sneak inside. I sneak in and catch a guy looking out the window. I come up behind him and start punching him. Got him in a choke-hold and kept punching. I stop after 5 punches and he is unconscious. It turns out i kill him. I remember calling the cops and then waking up.

Another dream later on in the night, I had a classmate who was the daughter(hot!) of a new president. I tried getting on her the night before, to only mild success. Anyway, the next day was inauguration, long story short he gets assassinated. Don't really remember what happened next. But i do remember trying to get on her the next night again(mild success again). Then i woke up.
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Post by: Pittcat on October 12, 2010, 07:55:49 AM
Had one last night where goEMAW had a meet and greet at my Grandma's church.  Almost everyone was there, most were dorks.  Trim was about 15 and still waiting for puberty to hit.  OK_cat was out in the hall with about ten nicotine patches on, trying to keep from punching everyone who walked in the door.  MIR was played by Charlie Murphy.  And no Steve Dave, it's like he didn't even exist.
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Post by: OK_Cat on October 12, 2010, 08:12:57 AM
i don't smoke.   :dunno:
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Post by: Cire on October 12, 2010, 08:24:50 AM
Had a dream the wife was prego and she wanted to give it up for adoption.
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Post by: mcmwcat on October 12, 2010, 08:35:22 AM
tornadoes.  2nd time in past week.   :embarrassed:
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 12, 2010, 08:49:25 AM
tornadoes.  2nd time in past week.   :embarrassed:

you are just excited for the premiere tomorrow night!

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Post by: Pittcat on October 12, 2010, 09:19:36 AM
i don't smoke.   :dunno:

Yeah, I don't think it was a quitting smoking thing as much as it was a calming the nerves thing.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on October 12, 2010, 10:12:12 AM
i don't smoke.   :dunno:

Yeah, I don't think it was a quitting smoking thing as much as it was a calming the nerves thing.

I'm calm as a [redacted].  Nothing pisses people off more than a calm, great smelling individual being a dick to them.  They try and say something back, and I'm just like "whatever, man."
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 12, 2010, 10:24:35 AM
I had a totally mumped up dream the other night and very disconnected.  It started out I was playing glof with a friend of mine but in stead of golf balls we were using basketballs.  And there were like strippers and hookers all over the course.  We got the the 9th hole and one of the strippers who was naked when I walked up pulled my pants down and bent over.  We started to eff.  Then another one came over to me and said that that girl didn't know what she was doing and so I started doing her, I blew my wad and then woke up scared to death my wife would find out. 

Now I'm hiding this info on the internet so no one will ever know!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on October 12, 2010, 10:25:14 AM
I had a totally mumped up dream the other night and very disconnected.  It started out I was playing glof with a friend of mine but in stead of golf balls we were using basketballs.  And there were like strippers and hookers all over the course.  We got the the 9th hole and one of the strippers who was naked when I walked up pulled my pants down and bent over.  We started to eff.  Then another one came over to me and said that that girl didn't know what she was doing and so I started doing her, I blew my wad and then woke up scared to death my wife would find out. 

Now I'm hiding this info on the internet so no one will ever know!

ok, jtksu
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2010, 10:47:55 AM
Had one last night where goEMAW had a meet and greet at my Grandma's church.  Almost everyone was there, most were dorks.  Trim was about 15 and still waiting for puberty to hit.  OK_cat was out in the hall with about ten nicotine patches on, trying to keep from punching everyone who walked in the door.  MIR was played by Charlie Murphy.  And no Steve Dave, it's like he didn't even exist.

Haha. I had a dream last night that I walked into work and there were 7 customers with laptops. 5 of them were on goEMAW.com. I got really nervous to introduce myself because they might PI me in real life. Then I woke up still nervous.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on October 12, 2010, 08:15:37 PM
Had one last night where goEMAW had a meet and greet at my Grandma's church.  Almost everyone was there, most were dorks.  Trim was about 15 and still waiting for puberty to hit.  OK_cat was out in the hall with about ten nicotine patches on, trying to keep from punching everyone who walked in the door.  MIR was played by Charlie Murphy.  And no Steve Dave, it's like he didn't even exist.

Haha. I had a dream last night that I walked into work and there were 7 customers with laptops. 5 of them were on goEMAW.com. I got really nervous to introduce myself because they might PI me in real life. Then I woke up still nervous.

I would like to follow this up by confirming that my dream was indeed prophetic. Arthur Brown came in today. He could definitely be an honorary adorableman.  :love:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: jtksu on October 12, 2010, 08:34:10 PM
You wanna have some really mumped up dreams?  Chantix.  Took that crap for awhile a few years ago when I quit smoking.  Crazy, vivid, and often disturbing dreams.  Half the time they felt so real that they would alter my mood for like the next day.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 22, 2010, 11:42:21 AM
I'm taking some supplements that are supposed to help you sleep more soundly and make dreams more vivid.  I went out and had a few drinks after the gym last night and didn't eat much of anything.  I took the supplements and passed out around 1am. 

In my dream I had filled my laptop with eggs by pouring them into the opened DVD/CD tray.  Half awake/asleep I get up and walk towards the kitchen.  I grab a skillet and spray a little pam on it and sprinkle it with pepper.  At this point I don't know what to do. I don't have any eggs.  I knew this was stupid but I did it anyway.  I grabbed my laptop and tried shaking eggs out if it into the pan. Nothing... disappointed.  I ended up having a  container of egg beaters in the fridge and some spinach so I whipped up some EB and spinach. I also ate half of a banana.  I woke up thinking I'd dreamed this crap but the skillet with the EB is there on the stove and half eaten banana is on the counter. 

So basically I think I walked in my sleep and almost cooked my laptop.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 11:44:59 AM
I'm taking some supplements that are supposed to help you sleep more soundly and make dreams more vivid.  I went out and had a few drinks after the gym last night and didn't eat much of anything.  I took the supplements and passed out around 1am. 

In my dream I had filled my laptop with eggs by pouring them into the opened DVD/CD tray.  Half awake/asleep I get up and walk towards the kitchen.  I grab a skillet and spray a little pam on it and sprinkle it with pepper.  At this point I don't know what to do. I don't have any eggs.  I knew this was stupid but I did it anyway.  I grabbed my laptop and tried shaking eggs out if it into the pan. Nothing... disappointed.  I ended up having a  container of egg beaters in the fridge and some spinach so I whipped up some EB and spinach. I also ate half of a banana.  I woke up thinking I'd dreamed this crap but the skillet with the EB is there on the stove and half eaten banana is on the counter. 

So basically I think I walked in my sleep and almost cooked my laptop.

put a knife on your bedside table tonight.  Let the night go where it may. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Cire on November 02, 2010, 08:40:36 AM
1.  I was In, the assassination of Jesse James movie opening scene and I bashed the dude's head in.

2.  I was at a wierd High school reunion at my high school and I had a horrible shirt on and couldn't find my way around.

3.  I was a football coach at my high school and I had game and couldn't find my play book and I was late to the game.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Panjandrum on November 02, 2010, 12:09:25 PM
Had this one a few days ago...

Zombies were starting to take over Kansas City, and the Chiefs had a game that night.  On the radio, they said that the National Guard would be out to protect citizens wanting to go to the game, and they'd hold them back from the stadium by surrounding it with a series of tarps.

Folks were calling in to the radio saying how dangerous it was and wondered why they were playing the game.  The DJamer said very nonchalantly, "Well, the games are very hard to reschedule."

There were a lot of other standard zombie things happening, but that was a highlight that stuck with me.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on November 02, 2010, 10:10:04 PM
Had this one a few days ago...

Zombies were starting to take over Kansas City, and the Chiefs had a game that night.  On the radio, they said that the National Guard would be out to protect citizens wanting to go to the game, and they'd hold them back from the stadium by surrounding it with a series of tarps.

Folks were calling in to the radio saying how dangerous it was and wondered why they were playing the game.  The DJamer said very nonchalantly, "Well, the games are very hard to reschedule."

There were a lot of other standard zombie things happening, but that was a highlight that stuck with me.

Lol.

On an unrelated note, I have a reoccurring dream where one or multiple of my tattoos disappear, fall off, or get washed off. Since I've had so many of them, I recently have been coming to the conclusion that I understand that this is impossible. Soon I should be lucid dreaming. I'll keep you posted.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Panjandrum on November 02, 2010, 11:09:06 PM
I feel compelled to share the weirdest dream I ever had.

I was a kid, and I was walking around the neighborhood until I got picked up in a tractor beam a la "Fire in the Sky".  The tractor beam pulls me up in to an Imperial Star Destroyer, like the one ship was in Star Wars.  As soon as I get inside, it's a sporting goods store.  I wander around, and I see Storm Troopers walking around and tending to the stuff all over the store.  One guy is messing with golf clubs.  The other guy is messing with the baseball stuff.  I then have to go take a leak, and when I get into the stall (I was a kid at the time...), I hear Darth Vader breathing.  I'm scared shitless, so I hide stand on top of the toilet so he can't find me.   As soon as he took his dump, he left, and I woke up.

Today, this is the strangest goddamn dream I've ever had.  It may not seem so strange, but until you see a rough ridin' Storm Trooper arranging irons while muzak plays in the background, you haven't seen crap.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 18, 2010, 12:06:51 PM
last time i slept(Tuesday night.....big paper....drug aided) i dreamed i was beating the crap out of a kid who i haven't seen since elementary school. after a bit i decided enough was enough so i pistol whipped him and blew his brains out with a .357 mag :gocho: when i walked up him he had morphed into Huge Upside, which was a pleasant suprise. with the help of tyler hughes and Scary Smart i cut him up and threw him into a bowl of jell-o. we then ran CoD style through the streets until we found a chicken coop and tossed him in for the chickens to eat. a while later i decided it would be better to just throw him in the river so i picked him up and drove over to the smoky hill river and tossed him in.  :dunno:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Pittcat on November 18, 2010, 12:10:39 PM
last time i slept(Tuesday night.....big paper....drug aided) i dreamed i was beating the crap out of a kid who i haven't seen since elementary school. after a bit i decided enough was enough so i pistol whipped him and blew his brains out with a .357 mag :gocho: when i walked up him he had morphed into Huge Upside, which was a pleasant suprise. with the help of tyler hughes and Scary Smart i cut him up and threw him into a bowl of jell-o. we then ran CoD style through the streets until we found a chicken coop and tossed him in for the chickens to eat. a while later i decided it would be better to just throw him in the river so i picked him up and drove over to the smoky hill river and tossed him in.  :dunno:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

I think it either means you were EXTREMELY jealous of that kid in elementary school, or that you had an uncle who touched you inappropriately.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bubbles4ksu on November 18, 2010, 12:27:40 PM
last time i slept(Tuesday night.....big paper....drug aided) i dreamed i was beating the crap out of a kid who i haven't seen since elementary school. after a bit i decided enough was enough so i pistol whipped him and blew his brains out with a .357 mag :gocho: when i walked up him he had morphed into Huge Upside, which was a pleasant suprise. with the help of tyler hughes and Scary Smart i cut him up and threw him into a bowl of jell-o. we then ran CoD style through the streets until we found a chicken coop and tossed him in for the chickens to eat. a while later i decided it would be better to just throw him in the river so i picked him up and drove over to the smoky hill river and tossed him in.  :dunno:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?

I think it either means you were EXTREMELY jealous of that kid in elementary school, or that you had an uncle who touched you inappropriately.

that was a terrible reading.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Pittcat on November 18, 2010, 12:33:11 PM
 :dunno:  You asked.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 18, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Shopping for protein bars, couldn't find any on sale.  Had to pay regs price. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: felix rex on November 18, 2010, 06:15:46 PM
I tried to "re-enter" a good dream after my alarm clock woke me up this morning. Was not successful. Oddly, it was more or less a nightmare, but I like scary movies and my imagination is pretty fantastic (this one had like three subplots and a surprise cameo). Plus, I'm almost always aware when I'm dreaming, so my nightmares are scary like a roller coaster.
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Post by: Paul Moscow on November 18, 2010, 06:41:26 PM
My brother fought Jet Li in a televised fight from Las Vegas. Had to be taken out on a stretcher. 
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Post by: PandaXpanda on November 19, 2010, 07:13:47 AM
mark sanchez and i flew to cali and painted the town red.  :gocho:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 01, 2010, 09:26:50 AM
Last night I had a dream that I went back to school at K-State and answered an ad looking for a roommate.  Well I moved in with 3 guys who seemed pretty cool and we were draiving through Aggieville and we saw a sign for a party, but one of the guys said man we can't go because that is the same day as the cincypak.  I was all  :confused: these guys know about pak'n? Come to find out it was reidrolled and Dlew.  (no homo) Don't know who the 3rd guy was but I'm sure he is also on the board.  They were all kind of geeky and I would never hang out with them in real life obviously.  :grin:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on December 01, 2010, 09:39:46 AM
Last night: Lindsey Vonn and Julia Mancuso fighting each other on a ski slope (PG-rated).  Not sure how that got into my head.

(Forgot about this until I saw this thread on the top of the page.)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: MeatSauce on December 01, 2010, 10:16:16 AM
3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CHONGS on December 01, 2010, 10:41:26 AM
3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there. 
:frown:  This is a bad augury...
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: parrot14 on December 01, 2010, 08:42:14 PM
Had a dream that I was dreaming in another dream.  God damn Inception
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Post by: krazykat on December 22, 2010, 05:19:21 PM
won a yellow corvette in some sort of holiday sweepstakes. drove it to buffalo wild wings to watch the boise st -vs- utah game. but yet i was cheering for north texas. what does this mean?!?!?!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CHONGS on December 22, 2010, 05:36:20 PM
A couple of weeks ago I dreamed that I was putting small pointed hollow glass tubes (about 4 inches long) into my ears so I could hear better.  The sensation of it breaking my eardrum was crazy.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Ira Hayes on December 22, 2010, 05:42:07 PM
3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there. 
:frown:  This is a bad augury...

Is MeatSauce channeling Rod?

Any happy dreams lately???   :crossfingers:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Cire on January 24, 2011, 06:51:12 AM
I had a doozy

was in some kind of weird jungle prison/concentration camp (no idea how i got there, INCEPTION!) the guards would let you try and escape and me and  a bro were running around while a dude in a helicopter kept cutting us off.  He got caught but I eventually got away and hid in the big pit in the middle of a huge field that was all dirt. people there helped me until I got home.  As I was sorting things out with my parents we realized that LHC Bill Snyder was behind all of this.

Drove to MHK and met up with Austin meek to tell him about what happened and expose LHC Bill Snyder.  In MHK we were at a HS football game where one of the teams was being coached by Temple legend John Chaney.

At some point during the game I ended up hanging out with the cast of celebrity rehab.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The1BigWillie on April 11, 2011, 06:22:40 PM
I was sitting in a folding metal chair.  Next to me was a slender dark haired man.  Nothing was happening.  I don't know that there were any other people in the room. I don't remember anything about the room.  the man was wearing a white button down shirt with thin light blue veritical stripes.  He was dressed quite well and appeared to be quite normal.  I didn't recognize him.   The rough ridin' weird part of the dream, and I don't quite know how to explain this... but I knew the guy as "Sonofdaxjones"... we never spoke, and nobody told me who he was I just thought the guy sitting next to me in the chair was Sonofdaxjones. 

 :surprised:

I didn't sleep well the rest of the night.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on April 12, 2011, 09:53:21 PM
Had a very graphic dream the other night about fighting in the civil war. I was fighting for Alabama, not sure why it wasnt the confedaracy but for some reason I just remember we were fighting for Alabama in specific. There is a large battle raging, fields full of soldiers and I'm holding a at the top of a hill with others. We successfully push back the first offensive after fighting in hand to hand combat. Then comes the second charge and I start wrestling with a Union soldier, I get him in a head lock and we end up on the ground with him on top of me. Right after I finish choking him out another union soldier walks up to me while I'm still laying on the ground with a dead body on top of me and grins then knicks both the jugular veins on my neck with his sword.

I can feel the warm blood flowing all over and I pass out. Wake up later in the dream, still on the battlefield after its over and get up and walk away.
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Post by: Tobias on April 12, 2011, 10:58:41 PM
man, i really don't want to judge but the whole bbs-related dreams thing would kinda freak me out.
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Post by: ben ji on December 29, 2011, 10:44:35 AM
Had another crazy dream after playing to much Call of Duty. I'm in a large concert hall for a speech and I get a bad feeling and decide to leave. As Im trying to leave the security guards block me in and say I cant leave, then I realize the place is wired with explosives. I disarm the secrurity man and escape.

When I get outside I realize I'm in the Bakara level of COD and am being chased by people with guns. My buddy shows up on a scooter and I jump on and we weave in and out of some market area while still being chased. A couple of blocks away he drops me off and I think I'm in the clear. His scooter gets stolen by a local and all of a sudden the people chasing me show up.

The guy chasing me is really fat so I figure I can just outrun him, about 3 miles later I remember being amazed that he was still behind me. Eventually I am stuck in a corner with 15ft walls and have to surrender, as the fat man approaches me I once again pull my disarm move and take his gun. I contemplate killing him but I'm a coward so I just shoot him in the foot and start running again.

Long story short the shot in the foot didnt faze him and eventually I am caught. Then I wake up.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!?
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Post by: kitten_mittons on December 29, 2011, 12:03:39 PM
Had another crazy dream after playing to much Call of Duty. I'm in a large concert hall for a speech and I get a bad feeling and decide to leave. As Im trying to leave the security guards block me in and say I cant leave, then I realize the place is wired with explosives. I disarm the secrurity man and escape.

When I get outside I realize I'm in the Bakara level of COD and am being chased by people with guns. My buddy shows up on a scooter and I jump on and we weave in and out of some market area while still being chased. A couple of blocks away he drops me off and I think I'm in the clear. His scooter gets stolen by a local and all of a sudden the people chasing me show up.

The guy chasing me is really fat so I figure I can just outrun him, about 3 miles later I remember being amazed that he was still behind me. Eventually I am stuck in a corner with 15ft walls and have to surrender, as the fat man approaches me I once again pull my disarm move and take his gun. I contemplate killing him but I'm a coward so I just shoot him in the foot and start running again.

Long story short the shot in the foot didnt faze him and eventually I am caught. Then I wake up.

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!?
You are really slow.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on December 30, 2011, 09:04:08 AM
MIne last night.  Two apache attack helicopters collided mid air and crashed.  I ran to the crash site only to find that there was a birthday party going on for three little girls who were daughters of the helicopter pilots.

another from last night:

I lived in a horribly shitty apartment complex and there were several turantulas... tarantula.. big rough ridin' spiders outside running around.  The apartment next door was completely packed full of vanilla wafers and like 10 people lived there. 
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Post by: treysolid on December 30, 2011, 11:39:23 AM
MIne last night.  Two apache attack helicopters collided mid air and crashed.  I ran to the crash site only to find that there was a birthday party going on for three little girls who were daughters of the helicopter pilots.

another from last night:

I lived in a horribly shitty apartment complex and there were several turantulas... tarantula.. big rough ridin' spiders outside running around.  The apartment next door was completely packed full of vanilla wafers and like 10 people lived there. 

sounds like someplace i'd like to live   :lick:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 30, 2011, 12:57:52 PM
For some reason i decided to rob the place i work(no idea why, since there can't be much money around) at gun point. Well i end up fleeing from the police and most likely getting away. But i decide to come back and tell them it was all a joke. And they believed me.


Separate dream later:

I was openly watching porn in front of family and friends. Not a single eff was given.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: nicname on January 01, 2012, 01:27:59 AM
Last night had a dream where I was driving in a car. It was rainy out and I couldnt keep control of the thing.  This was in heavy traffic, mind you.  I eventually ended up driving, at high speeds, in reverse, before turning a sweet GTA style 180 and righting my direction.  Problem is I ended up on a street in a seedy area and for some reason had to get out of the car (this part still baffles me.  Anyway, once out of the car I noticed that there were two men who I presumed to be crackheads (they were very detailed, so much so that after awaking I noted the distinct portrayal of acrack head that my subconscious had designed.  Anyway I gave them a buck to leave me alone and then gave them another.  I thought they might have been planning an attack but I was confient I could take both of them.  I ended up haveing to unlock my car which at this point wa an old Mazda pick-up truck that I used to drive.  The key broke and I was getting nervous of a confrontation.  Somehow I opened the door and thenI woke up.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on January 01, 2012, 10:31:06 AM
90% of the time, when i play sports in dreams...i suck. :frown: Ugh i hate it.
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Post by: felix rex on January 01, 2012, 10:55:22 AM
90% of the time, when i play sports in dreams...i suck. :frown: Ugh i hate it.

Yeah. I'm always forgetting my shoes  or something.  Or I can't dribble b/c my arm is caught in my jersey (then I wake up sleeping on my arm). Sometimes though, I discover I can dunk like crazy if I just get my feet right before I jump. Those are good dreams.

Anybody else ever deus ex machina themselves out of a nightmare?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Cire on January 09, 2012, 06:11:25 AM
I have reoccurring dreams that I can dunk a basketball at will.  last night, cruise ship, got chased by a spitting cobra
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on January 09, 2012, 07:01:26 AM
90% of the time, when i play sports in dreams...i suck. :frown: Ugh i hate it.

Yeah. I'm always forgetting my shoes  or something.  Or I can't dribble b/c my arm is caught in my jersey (then I wake up sleeping on my arm). Sometimes though, I discover I can dunk like crazy if I just get my feet right before I jump. Those are good dreams.

Anybody else ever deus ex machina themselves out of a nightmare?

This is me every time.  I am all pumped to get ready for the game but I am always missing something, helmet, shoes, jersey? 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slimz on January 09, 2012, 10:37:58 AM
A few times recently I've dreamt that I'm going to go back to class at K-State, and at first I'm really excited. Then I realize how old I am and how much it's gonna suck being a non-trad and how I don't really belong there anymore and I get really depressed.   :cry:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on January 09, 2012, 10:45:02 AM
A few times recently I've dreamt that I'm going to go back to class at K-State, and at first I'm really excited. Then I realize how old I am and how much it's gonna suck being a non-trad and how I don't really belong there anymore and I get really depressed.   :cry:

had this dream the other day.  wow.  sucked. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Kat Kid on January 09, 2012, 01:07:02 PM
Situation:  I knew I had to get up and start my car a little early this morning 1) because there was going to be frost 2) because my ignition gets stuck in the "lock" position sometimes without some jingling (anti-theft prevention measure).

Dream:  I got up early, started my car, sat on the couch in my robe and drank coffee.

Reality:  I got up early, started my car then drank some coffee at the counter in my robe.

I have like 10 dreams a year I remember.  What the hell?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on January 09, 2012, 01:09:38 PM
you were dreading having to get up and start your car because it was cold so you started dreaming you did it.  was very sucky when you woke up and realized you hadn't done it amirite?  yeah, I used to always have that dream before getting up to go to class.  wow.  sucked. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Kat Kid on January 09, 2012, 01:22:02 PM
you were dreading having to get up and start your car because it was cold so you started dreaming you did it.  was very sucky when you woke up and realized you hadn't done it amirite?  yeah, I used to always have that dream before getting up to go to class.  wow.  sucked. 

way to break it down steve dave.  My point was out of the 10 dreams I remember a year, THIS is one I remember? 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Cire on January 22, 2012, 10:12:32 AM
A few times recently I've dreamt that I'm going to go back to class at K-State, and at first I'm really excited. Then I realize how old I am and how much it's gonna suck being a non-trad and how I don't really belong there anymore and I get really depressed.   :cry:

had this dream the other day.  wow.  sucked. 

have had, always starts with moving to a dorm
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Post by: Bloodfart on January 22, 2012, 11:04:06 AM
The dream was based on some desert looking place except it was salt instead of sand.  I was in the military and was trying to take down these mercenaries.  This sand storm (except it was a salt storm) blows up and we have to dig down into the salt for cover.  My face felt like it was being ripped apart.   When we dug down we found these underground tunnel systems that lead to the bad guys.  Well we finally find the bad guys and they set off a chain reaction selfdestruct bomb.  So I haul ass for where we entered but it is sealed off and I see the explosions in the tunnel getting closer and closer till it reaches me and I feel the heat and light of the explosion.  Then I wake up.

Edit:  Oh yeah it was all happening during twilight / night
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Deez Nutz on January 22, 2012, 12:31:12 PM
I had a dream a few nights ago that I was a candidate for president and was seeking the GOP nomination this year.  Well after losing the first few primaries, I had decided it was time to drop my candidacy and endorse one of my opponents.  So during my big endorsement speech I totally forgot the name of the guy I was going to endorse, and I looked like a complete dumbass.  I woke up when everyone started laughing at me.   :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on February 11, 2012, 11:27:02 AM
Dreamt I was hanging out with BMW last night.  We got along splendidly.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: treysolid on February 11, 2012, 11:31:59 AM
I had a dream a few nights ago that I was a candidate for president and was seeking the GOP nomination this year.  Well after losing the first few primaries, I had decided it was time to drop my candidacy and endorse one of my opponents.  So during my big endorsement speech I totally forgot the name of the guy I was going to endorse, and I looked like a complete dumbass.  I woke up when everyone started laughing at me.   :frown:

nice dream, rick perry.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on March 03, 2012, 12:19:05 AM
I had a dream that Jamar proposed to his gf and was rejected and I befriended him when he was down in the dumps. And then we performed manual labor together including removing insulation from an attic of an old building.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: jtksu on March 03, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Was laying pipe involved in this manual labor?!  :pray:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on March 03, 2012, 12:23:35 AM
No, but he did mischievously sabotage an electrical panel at one point.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: jtksu on March 03, 2012, 02:02:23 AM
:sadface:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ECN on March 05, 2012, 08:51:38 PM
i had a dream i was fishing on a dock. it was black and white and the sky was blank water color paper. i hooked something heavy and started reeling it in. as it got closer it started glowing so bright i couldnt see it, but i pushed on. after awhile i finally landed it. it was an all bald, all nude man covered in tats. after i unhooked him he sprang to life. we both stood up. face to face. he started walking into a brightly lit wall.

i asked "whats it like to be dead?"

he replied "its not that bad at all."

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Pete on March 05, 2012, 08:52:54 PM
i had a dream i was fishing on a dock. it was black and white and the sky was blank water color paper. i hooked something heavy and started reeling it in. as it got closer it started glowing so bright i couldnt see it, but i pushed on. after awhile i finally landed it. it was an all bald, all nude man covered in tats. after i unhooked him he sprang to life. we both stood up. face to face. he started walking into a brightly lit wall.

i asked "whats it like to be dead?"

he replied "its not that bad at all."

I think you might a have one of those good tumors in your brain.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ECN on March 05, 2012, 08:58:59 PM
ironically this dream was before i had major surgery to remove a tumor from my kidney just recently.

so, as you can imagine...i was a bit freaked out man.

and when i woke up from my surgery i smiled and felt amazing. partly meds, partly remembering this dream.

then i looked down at my peepee and noticed a massive catheter that looked like it was from the 70's.



Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Pete on March 05, 2012, 09:06:37 PM
ironically this dream was before i had major surgery to remove a tumor from my kidney just recently.

so, as you can imagine...i was a bit freaked out man.

and when i woke up from my surgery i smiled and felt amazing. partly meds, partly remembering this dream.

then i looked down at my peepee and noticed a massive catheter that looked like it was from the 70's.

I think your subconscious, and certainly your conscious, state was very, very wigged out and looking for assurance.  I think you should consider yourself lucky.  Most of the time my dreams when I am wigged out about stuff are not so good.  go cats
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Cire on March 05, 2012, 09:07:36 PM
Scary, did you keep the tumor?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ECN on March 05, 2012, 09:19:04 PM
Scary, did you keep the tumor?

no. it was rushed away to pathology like a newborn.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: felix rex on March 06, 2012, 06:05:02 AM
I was at the Kennedy Center catching an afternoon stage version of "Archer" with Michael Douglas. Every time something came up in conversation that happened more than a few years ago, I would say "I think that was before you met me" and we both thought that was pretty funny.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on March 06, 2012, 10:06:50 AM
I was stuck in an underwater sciencey lab that was flooding fleeing from sharks and piranhas. Some of the piranhas could also fly. :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trim on March 11, 2012, 03:15:02 PM
Nightmare last night - all the credit card companies and mileage/point operations found some small print that allowed them to erase all so-called "unearned" points/miles and we talked about it a bunch here but couldn't figure out a way to get all our respective points/miles back.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on March 11, 2012, 04:37:30 PM
Nightmare last night - all the credit card companies and mileage/point operations found some small print that allowed them to erase all so-called "unearned" points/miles and we talked about it a bunch here but couldn't figure out a way to get all our respective points/miles back.
Jesus Christ man what a horrible nightmare that must have been.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trim on March 11, 2012, 05:07:34 PM
Something in chat just reminded me, separate nightmare in which Angel, Dom and another non-Cat were somehow suspended for our first tourney game.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on April 11, 2012, 11:13:36 PM
Dreamed about a coworker and me arguing.  I mean screaming at eachother.  He starts to get in my face and I imediately rush him.  I stuff him in a big trash can butt first so his head and feet are poking out still.  He's continues yelling at me so I grab the rim of the can with both hands.  I freakin SHAKETHESHIT out of the trash can.  I felt great when I woke up. 

Lol, I told him about it the next day and he got very defensive.  He was like yeah try it an stuff.   :lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: the_ugly_clown on April 12, 2012, 12:14:15 PM
Was climbing high in the Rockies last night.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Kat Kid on April 12, 2012, 02:00:10 PM
My penis was where my belly button is.  Please do not analyze.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 12, 2012, 03:16:37 PM
the other night i had a dream where i had a baby appear out of nowhere. I was horribly unprepared. It was awful.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ChiComCat on April 12, 2012, 03:18:50 PM
A lot of my dreams make perfect sense as an extension of my life except all the people will be randomly placed.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 19, 2012, 09:31:16 AM
I was an American secret agent pretending to be a Nazi. I was really tight with Hitler. This was all present day. At the end the Nazis put bombs in a bunch of credit card companies, and we all watched them explode from a parking garage. Yes, that is the exact ending to Fight Club.
Title: Re: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ChiComCat on April 19, 2012, 01:59:47 PM
I was an American secret agent pretending to be a Nazi. I was really tight with Hitler. This was all present day. At the end the Nazis put bombs in a bunch of credit card companies, and we all watched them explode from a parking garage. Yes, that is the exact ending to Fight Club.
Sound like you are a shitty secret agent

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: hemmy on April 19, 2012, 02:18:38 PM
There was this green ghost that kept haunting me, so I decided to move, but we got a u-haul that was way too small.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 19, 2012, 02:26:38 PM
2 goals and a bone rattling hit in the Stanley Cup Finals against the Russians.
Title: Re: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: felix rex on April 19, 2012, 08:41:00 PM
I was an American secret agent pretending to be a Nazi. I was really tight with Hitler. This was all present day. At the end the Nazis put bombs in a bunch of credit card companies, and we all watched them explode from a parking garage. Yes, that is the exact ending to Fight Club.
Sound like you are a shitty secret agent

You have no idea what the objectives were. So, keep speaking from ignorance.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CHONGS on April 19, 2012, 09:30:00 PM
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I have seen this man in 3 completely different dreams. He was slightly different from the picture, but I recognized him immedialely. He appeared suddenly and disappeared in the same manner. His message in all 3 of my dreams was:" It's all over". That was repeated 3 times in each dreams. The differences in the picture and the man in my dreams are: his hair was a little longer in the top; his eyebrows were not as bushy. Other than that, he is identical. I had no fear of him, but many questions...
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on April 19, 2012, 09:38:47 PM
get that creepy crap off my screen.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SwiftCat on April 19, 2012, 10:57:33 PM
Do not tell dreams if they are creepy and scary ie chingon.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on April 20, 2012, 05:48:15 PM
Chingon, is that some kind of riddle? Or did you actually have that dream?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Reboulet on April 24, 2012, 11:40:56 AM
oscar Weber and our Wildcats scored over 100 points, but needed overtime to beat UNC Asheville and advance to the Sweet Sixteen.

My subconscious sucks at Bracketology.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: the_ugly_clown on April 24, 2012, 02:45:50 PM
bullrider guy, chicks apparently love bullriders.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on April 24, 2012, 04:13:07 PM
I had a dream that my 2.5 year old nephew was pointing a paring knife towards my face and I told him to stop and he jabbed it towards my face and I took it out of his hand and slapped him.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on June 11, 2012, 10:43:51 AM
O man, dont even know where to start on this one I had last night.

Not sure on exactly what happened, all i can remember was that KU had a terrible football season, crist turned insto the anti-christ and then BOOM, huge explosion and there is a crater of burning lava where arrowhead stadium used to be. There was also a huge charlie weiss head floating in the clouds above the lava crater where arrowhead used to be. 

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 02, 2012, 06:54:24 AM
Erin Andrews was in a bikini and was helping me and some friends unload hay bales into a barn. I was filming the whole thing...then i watched it back with her...and SHE WAS OK WITH IT.  what in the world...
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 0.42 on August 22, 2012, 10:09:24 AM
I was at some house party in MHK and for some reason all of the actresses from Mad Men were there minus January Jones. I got hit on by that one girl from the department store

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But that didn't go anywhere. Then I got really drunk and Alison Brie and I got all handsy with each other and she pulled me into a nearby bedroom to eff. I then black out and "wake up" in the dream, not remembering a damn thing.

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on August 22, 2012, 10:20:07 AM
I was at some house party in MHK and for some reason all of the actresses from Mad Men were there minus January Jones. I got hit on by that one girl from the department store

But that didn't go anywhere. Then I got really drunk and Alison Brie and I got all handsy with each other and she pulled me into a nearby bedroom to eff. I then black out and "wake up" in the dream, not remembering a damn thing.


Menken's!

T's and P's about the dream.


Also, you used my large :dubious: :cheers:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 22, 2012, 10:39:34 AM
Sex with Cher.   :dunno:

Had that dream when I was like 14.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Unruly on August 22, 2012, 10:46:50 AM
I remember one, maybe two dreams a year.  Makes me  :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:

I had an ex that could remember every detail of every dream every night pissed me off.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on August 22, 2012, 10:48:35 AM
fwiw if you are remembering much of anything about your dreams you have a potentially serious mental problem.  your brain should be able to erase this stuff if you are getting restful sleep.  it's programmed to do so.  there is something wrong in your head if you are retaining much of what you dream. 

source:  I know a LOT about this stuff
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 0.42 on August 22, 2012, 10:52:36 AM
fwiw if you are remembering much of anything about your dreams you have a potentially serious mental problem.  your brain should be able to erase this stuff if you are getting restful sleep.  it's programmed to do so.  there is something wrong in your head if you are retaining much of what you dream. 

source:  I know a LOT about this stuff

 :sdeek:

I usually don't remember mine but I got a solid 12 hours of sleep last night after averaging about 4-5 hours a night for the previous 3 days, so I think that's probably what did it. I only really remember them vividly when my sleep pattern gets interrupted.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 0.42 on August 22, 2012, 10:52:55 AM
I was at some house party in MHK and for some reason all of the actresses from Mad Men were there minus January Jones. I got hit on by that one girl from the department store

But that didn't go anywhere. Then I got really drunk and Alison Brie and I got all handsy with each other and she pulled me into a nearby bedroom to eff. I then black out and "wake up" in the dream, not remembering a damn thing.


Menken's!

T's and P's about the dream.


Also, you used my large :dubious: :cheers:

 :cheers:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on August 22, 2012, 10:54:25 AM
fwiw if you are remembering much of anything about your dreams you have a potentially serious mental problem.  your brain should be able to erase this stuff if you are getting restful sleep.  it's programmed to do so.  there is something wrong in your head if you are retaining much of what you dream. 

source:  I know a LOT about this stuff

 :sdeek:

I usually don't remember mine but I got a solid 12 hours of sleep last night after averaging about 4-5 hours a night for the previous 3 days, so I think that's probably what did it. I only really remember them vividly when my sleep pattern gets interrupted.

well, that makes sense.  if your mind is exhausted it will begin making all kinds of processing errors.  you probably don't need to worry about it unless it becomes a consistent thing. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 0.42 on August 22, 2012, 10:56:19 AM
if your mind is exhausted it will begin making all kinds of processing errors.

fwiw all the actresses from mad men showing up at a (DU?) house party in elite mhk is entirely realistic imo
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: p1k3 on August 22, 2012, 10:56:50 AM
Dont really understand what was going on in this dream but it was like the Miami game was going on at arrowhead and I was watching at a movie theater. Then for some reason the police busted into a room of some Iowa State cronies that were funneling money to their players ( :curse: cheaters). The cops gunned down this one poor lady. Pretty strange.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 0.42 on August 22, 2012, 10:57:46 AM
the killuminati strikes again iyam :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 22, 2012, 11:25:56 AM
usually remember most right when waking up...then slowly forgets through the day.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on August 22, 2012, 11:36:24 AM
usually remember most right when waking up...then slowly forgets through the day.

that's your brain doing its job.  probably no schizophrenia for you friend. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on August 22, 2012, 11:45:09 AM
Malone had a pick and scored the winning TD FOR Oklahoma! He had walked away from KSU and transferred to OU, but was able to play right away. I was all, "WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH!?!?!!" incredulous about it. Then I woke up and was like, "Oh snap, that was just in the dream thread on goEMAW.com.
Then I really woke up. However, I really thought that someone had that Nigel dream? What the hell is going on?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AppleJack on August 22, 2012, 11:53:10 AM
Had a dream I was at some 311 fan appreciation concert. They played for like 10 minutes in front of 20 of us or so. Then each fan had to go up on stage and talk about how much we like 311 and how we started listening to them.

I haven't even thought about 311 in 15 years, much less listened to them. So I have no idea what that dream means. Thank you for reading this.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on August 22, 2012, 01:11:35 PM
Had a dream I was at some 311 fan appreciation concert. They played for like 10 minutes in front of 20 of us or so. Then each fan had to go up on stage and talk about how much we like 311 and how we started listening to them.

I haven't even thought about 311 in 15 years, much less listened to them. So I have no idea what that dream means. Thank you for reading this.

it's from the top 5 concerts thread
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: EMAWmeister on September 07, 2012, 09:58:57 AM
Had a dream that I got choked out by JO at kites last night. He chokes way harder than Trim.

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trim on September 07, 2012, 10:05:41 AM
Had a dream that I got choked out by JO at kites last night. He chokes way harder than Trim.

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Choke Out Bitches
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: the_ugly_clown on September 07, 2012, 02:55:18 PM
came home from work to find a small orange kitten in my house.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 07, 2012, 03:42:58 PM
The other night I dreamt about how I would frame Gooch for my murder if he cheated on me. This was caused by the fact that I just finished reading a book on this subject though.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Fedor on September 07, 2012, 04:21:17 PM
I recently had a dream where a coworker that I hate fell from a great height.  I was very  :horrorsurprise: in my dream and not  :drool: so it allayed some of my fear that I am becoming a heartless bad person.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on September 08, 2012, 04:32:34 AM
The other night I dreamt about how I would frame Gooch for my murder if he cheated on me. This was caused by the fact that I just finished reading a book on this subject though.
This is pretty awesome. T's and P's Gooch!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: jtksu on September 09, 2012, 02:20:51 AM
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I have seen this man in 3 completely different dreams. He was slightly different from the picture, but I recognized him immedialely. He appeared suddenly and disappeared in the same manner. His message in all 3 of my dreams was:" It's all over". That was repeated 3 times in each dreams. The differences in the picture and the man in my dreams are: his hair was a little longer in the top; his eyebrows were not as bushy. Other than that, he is identical. I had no fear of him, but many questions...


Well, eff.  Guess I didnt need to sleep tonight.  It's probably best if I dont cause that creepy crap would definitely haunt my dreams.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 11, 2012, 02:38:54 PM
Last night I had a dream that fanning was working for the same company I work for. In the dream, I flashed back to Steve Dave saying that someone else was posting from the same IP that I was and I was surprised to find out that it had been fanning all along!  :cheers: I went into his office while he was unpacking his boxes (he had just moved offices to one down the hall from me) and I walked in and said, "Hey Fanning, I'm dobber!" We shook hands and had a great laugh. I think we were on our way to becoming good friends, but I was a little uneasy that it was going to cause problems between my wife and me (due to Fanning's filly slaying).
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Winters on October 11, 2012, 02:51:20 PM
Whenever I have a nighmare I make it so I hit a gong in my dream so that I know it is a nightmare and that it will all be fine.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bringonthecats on October 11, 2012, 03:57:25 PM
had another dream last night that i was running from a tornado. does anyone else have tornado dreams on a regular basis? i've had them about once a month for as long as i can remember. sometimes i'm at my house trying to hide from a tornado. sometimes i'm running away from one...usually through corn fields/bean fields. kansas...
Title: Re: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on October 11, 2012, 04:24:32 PM
had another dream last night that i was running from a tornado. does anyone else have tornado dreams on a regular basis? i've had them about once a month for as long as i can remember. sometimes i'm at my house trying to hide from a tornado. sometimes i'm running away from one...usually through corn fields/bean fields. kansas...
ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T A CYCLONE? :runaway:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: the_ugly_clown on October 11, 2012, 05:51:03 PM
had another dream last night that i was running from a tornado. does anyone else have tornado dreams on a regular basis? i've had them about once a month for as long as i can remember. sometimes i'm at my house trying to hide from a tornado. sometimes i'm running away from one...usually through corn fields/bean fields. kansas...

Yes. The dream always takes place at my parents house.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 11, 2012, 06:07:50 PM
Last night I had a dream that fanning was working for the same company I work for. In the dream, I flashed back to Steve Dave saying that someone else was posting from the same IP that I was and I was surprised to find out that it had been fanning all along!  :cheers: I went into his office while he was unpacking his boxes (he had just moved offices to one down the hall from me) and I walked in and said, "Hey Fanning, I'm dobber!" We shook hands and had a great laugh. I think we were on our way to becoming good friends, but I was a little uneasy that it was going to cause problems between my wife and me (due to Fanning's filly slaying).
:sdeek: I HAD THE SAME DREAM TOO!!!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on October 11, 2012, 08:38:55 PM
had another dream last night that i was running from a tornado. does anyone else have tornado dreams on a regular basis? i've had them about once a month for as long as i can remember. sometimes i'm at my house trying to hide from a tornado. sometimes i'm running away from one...usually through corn fields/bean fields. kansas...

Yes. The dream always takes place at my parents house.

Not as often but yes tornados plague my dreams as well.  Sometimes they shrink down an enter the building I am seeking refuge in.  Logic would say this little rough rider tornado is too small to hurt me.  But these little bastards seem to have an even stronger vortex than their larger counterparts.  They seem to always suck my eyes out.   :eek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 12, 2012, 09:37:26 AM
Last night I had a dream that fanning was working for the same company I work for. In the dream, I flashed back to Steve Dave saying that someone else was posting from the same IP that I was and I was surprised to find out that it had been fanning all along!  :cheers: I went into his office while he was unpacking his boxes (he had just moved offices to one down the hall from me) and I walked in and said, "Hey Fanning, I'm dobber!" We shook hands and had a great laugh. I think we were on our way to becoming good friends, but I was a little uneasy that it was going to cause problems between my wife and me (due to Fanning's filly slaying).
:sdeek: I HAD THE SAME DREAM TOO!!!
:sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: hurtsogood on October 20, 2012, 10:23:17 AM
John Hubert was tearing Texas Tech apart.  Even in my sleep, I look past coal aggie.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on November 06, 2012, 08:55:37 AM
VERY weird dream last night.

CK7 and I were miami vice like detectives in some random city(i want to say bogata but it could of been miami). We bust up some big drug runners and engage in a 20 minute gun fight. After taking out like 20 of the bad guys I get shot and CK7 covers me while I get away but ends up being captured.

They beat him up trying to get information from him and break his legs......This is where it gets real weird.

CK7 is all F'd up so they take him to the gorilla enclosure and the local zoo and throw him in there on the stretcher. He cant walk due to the broken legs and is strapped into the stretcher. The gorilla's take care of him and I visit the zoo every day to check up on my partner. One day I'm at the zoo, about 4 months after original shootout, and the gorilla's carry him out to the front on the stretcher. He undoes the straps holding him in the stretcher and stands up and starts to walk. The best way I can describe his walk is to picture D from always sunny when she has her aluminum monster gear on.

Then i wake up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on December 14, 2012, 08:44:48 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on December 14, 2012, 08:57:00 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.

I used to get those alot, I would always panic and then have to remind myself I had already graduated.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 14, 2012, 08:58:54 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.

I used to get those alot, I would always panic and then have to remind myself I had already graduated.

Yeah, had that exact dream many years after I had graduated.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on December 14, 2012, 09:07:11 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.

I used to get those alot, I would always panic and then have to remind myself I had already graduated.

Yeah, had that exact dream many years after I had graduated.

ME too! must be some kind of syndrome
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Institutional Control on December 14, 2012, 09:09:07 AM
Bunch of dreamers here. I'm a do'er.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on December 14, 2012, 09:14:01 AM
had a dream last night that all of our WR's were hurt (except TLBL) so i had to play but i'd never practiced or played before and wasn't on the team.  it was raining.  we were playing Michigan at home. 

since i didn't know the offense, i was asking TLBL to tell me what routes to run while we were in the huddle but he didn't really want to help me out and was getting frustrated with me.  klein was too busy running the offense and focused on the big picture so he couldn't help me either.  it was very stressful and woke me out of my sleep at around 4:45.

the good news is we got sbarro pizza for our pregame meal.  bad part is the pizza buffet was outside in the rain (it was covered though).

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on December 14, 2012, 09:35:48 AM
Bunch of dreamers here. I'm a do'er.

dreamers DO while sleeping. sorry you are wasting all your unconscious time doing nothing.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mr Bread on December 14, 2012, 09:44:16 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.

I used to get those alot, I would always panic and then have to remind myself I had already graduated.

Yeah, had that exact dream many years after I had graduated.

ME too! must be some kind of syndrome

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21832.msg567279#msg567279 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21832.msg567279#msg567279)

We've had this discussion people.  Granted it was in the wrong thread.  Still buncha lukes.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on December 14, 2012, 09:48:49 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.

I used to get those alot, I would always panic and then have to remind myself I had already graduated.

Yeah, had that exact dream many years after I had graduated.

ME too! must be some kind of syndrome

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21832.msg567279#msg567279 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21832.msg567279#msg567279)

We've had this discussion people.  Granted it was in the wrong thread.  Still buncha lukes.

It's not a luke while you are in a thread that doesn't have anything to do with last night's dreams and we are talking about last night's dreams in the last night's dream thread.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mr Bread on December 14, 2012, 09:52:17 AM
Anyone else get the dream where you forgot about a class for pretty much the whole semester and then you scramble right at the end to try and pass but it's too late? Yeah, those come on strong this time of year.

I used to get those alot, I would always panic and then have to remind myself I had already graduated.

Yeah, had that exact dream many years after I had graduated.

ME too! must be some kind of syndrome

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21832.msg567279#msg567279 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=21832.msg567279#msg567279)

We've had this discussion people.  Granted it was in the wrong thread.  Still buncha lukes.

It's not a luke while you are in a thread that doesn't have anything to do with last night's dreams and we are talking about last night's dreams in the last night's dream thread.

It still counts as a luking for those that participated in the discussion.  Puniraptor, I'm looking at you.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mr Bread on December 14, 2012, 09:54:32 AM
Also, maybe get some rough ridin' priorities and be a little more dedicated to your BBS and then I wouldn't have to link stuff like this.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on December 14, 2012, 09:58:10 AM
Also, maybe get some rough ridin' priorities and be a little more dedicated to your BBS and then I wouldn't have to link stuff like this.

Oh I remembered reading it, and was half sure it was in this thread, but I was on my phone and didn't really care to check.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 14, 2012, 11:16:01 AM
I've had that dream where I skipped class a lot, but last night I one upped that. I was a surgeon who was getting ready to perform his first surgery, but I had no recollection of studying or going to med school or anything.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on December 14, 2012, 11:23:28 AM
I've had that dream where I skipped class a lot, but last night I one upped that. I was a surgeon who was getting ready to perform his first surgery, but I had no recollection of studying or going to med school or anything.
But I'll bet you were still thinking; "I've got this." :gocho:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 14, 2012, 11:24:57 AM
I've had that dream where I skipped class a lot, but last night I one upped that. I was a surgeon who was getting ready to perform his first surgery, but I had no recollection of studying or going to med school or anything.
But I'll bet you were still thinking; "I've got this." :gocho:

I was trying to think back to what I had learned in all the Scrubs episodes I've watched.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on December 14, 2012, 11:59:04 AM
It still counts as a luking for those that participated in the discussion.  Puniraptor, I'm looking at you.

LUKING REJECTED  :lynchmob:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mr Bread on December 14, 2012, 12:15:35 PM
It still counts as a luking for those that participated in the discussion.  Puniraptor, I'm looking at you.

LUKING REJECTED  :lynchmob:

I don't write the rules around here.  I'm mean you can deny having AIDS all you want, but if you actually have AIDS deluding yourself doesn't change anything about your status as an AIDS carrier.  All that does is end getting more people infected with AIDS. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: jtksu on December 16, 2012, 12:46:44 AM
Had a pretty mumped up nightmare a couple nights ago.  I was living back in MHK with numerous roommates.  One was a dude I actually lived with back in the day.  One was a chick who bartends at a bar locally and I'm pretty sure has zero real life connections with anyone in the dream but me.  Also, I shared a room with a black dude in a wheelchair.  (No idea who that guy is.)  Anyhoo, we're all smoking weed and watching PeeWee football on TV.  One little kid was returning a kickoff and got caught by a pitbull who was chained on the sideline but had a chain that was long enough to reach out onto the field a bit.  He escaped and then another, smaller kid came over to calm the dog down.  I felt like that was his or his family's dog and was thus familar with the dog.  Then all hell broke loose and another pitbull (also on a long chain) got in the mix and the 2 dogs started tearing that little kid apart.  It was like watching crocodiles eating prey.  Really disturbing stuff.  We're all screamin at the TV.  A mixture of "why isn't anyone helping that kid" and "why are they showing this on TV?  Turn the rough ridin' camera off!" type of stuff.  I woke up about this time and obviously realized it was just a dream but I still felt all mumped up inside, like I had actually seen that happen in real life.  mumped up crap dude.  The stuff in Connecticut a few days after that didn't help my mood out much, to say the least.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bones129 on December 16, 2012, 12:53:21 AM
Last night's dream was pretty cool. I dreamed that I was having a dream that had absolutely no chance to be subjected to any psychiatric evaluation or interpretation. That made me feel good.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Shacks on December 16, 2012, 05:01:07 PM
Fell asleep on the couch and my relatives were talking in the next room loud enough for me to hear and incorporate them into my dreams.  Love when that happens.  Don't remember what exactly the dream was about, but I remember my mom and aunt being in it and talking about the same thing they were discussing when I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: treysolid on December 17, 2012, 12:30:44 PM
had a dream last night where i told someone that "i will cut you ear-to-ear if you make a move" toward a gun that was laying on a table next to me. so, that was a first.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trim on December 24, 2012, 09:13:12 PM
It still counts as a luking for those that participated in the discussion.  Puniraptor, I'm looking at you.

LUKING REJECTED  :lynchmob:

I don't write the rules around here.  I'm mean you can deny having AIDS all you want, but if you actually have AIDS deluding yourself doesn't change anything about your status as an AIDS carrier.  All that does is end getting more people infected with AIDS. 

You need to ask The Ed about Magic Johnson.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on December 29, 2012, 01:52:01 PM
Had a dream last night that the apocalypse was actually happening. Was at a friend's house, we looked outside and the sky was all red and it looked like a big meteor shower. Turned on the news and everyone was freaking out. People started calling loved ones and everything. We went to the basement and I called my wife to make sure she was doing the same. Then a small meteor, the size of a charcoal, came flying in the window and landed right next to my friend's foot. I yelled, "KICK IT!". He did, and we were saved. We were some of only a handful of people that survived.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Spaces on January 09, 2013, 09:58:31 AM
fwiw if you are remembering much of anything about your dreams you have a potentially serious mental problem.  your brain should be able to erase this stuff if you are getting restful sleep.  it's programmed to do so.  there is something wrong in your head if you are retaining much of what you dream. 

source:  I know a LOT about this stuff
Sounds like what I would say if I didn't remember my dreams like a toal stud.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Institutional Control on January 09, 2013, 10:06:51 AM
I had a dream last night that I was complaining to everyone that the song "How You Remind Me" by Nickleback was stuck in my head and I couldn't get rid of it. Then, on my way to work today "How You Remind Me" came on the radio. And I normally would have changed the station but I didn't because I was expecting something crazy to happen.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 09, 2013, 10:34:12 AM
My favorite dreams are the ones on Saturday morning when I forget to turn the alarm off. I go right back to sleep and get back into the dream knowing it's a dream, and then I can control pretty much everything that happens and I really accomplish some badass crap in those dreams.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on January 09, 2013, 10:44:21 AM
Had a really cool one last night.

I was in some sort of futuristic city that looked like a giant mall.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on January 10, 2013, 06:22:18 PM
Had a pretty great dream last night. Went to Disney World for michigancat's sister's wedding (I know michigancat's future bro-in-law). So I was hanging out there with my wife and waiting for michigancat to show up so we could kick it. Well, low and behold Rick Daris and his wife were there too. Not for the wedding, just because they were taking their kids to Disney World. So we get to the resort thinking about how great of a pak wedding this is going to be and Kat Kid and Mrs. Kat Kid are there. Not sure why, they left Kat Kid Kid back in Manhattan, and he's not old enough to enjoy it anyway. So I turn to Kat Kid and say, "Well this is mother f**king chicagoPAK all over again!" and we both just die laughing. Then I woke up.

Not that crazy of a dream, but it was pretty cool that it had a bunch of goEMAW guys in it. Except then I saw Mrs. Kat Kid IRL today so I thought I absolutely had to post this crazy occurrence.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on January 10, 2013, 06:43:54 PM
I've been fooling around with Zzzquil these last few nights while I'm still at my parents house, and the dreams have been wildly vivid bad dreams.

Think I'm done with the Zzzquil.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: _33 on January 10, 2013, 09:53:46 PM
My favorite dreams are the ones on Saturday morning when I forget to turn the alarm off. I go right back to sleep and get back into the dream knowing it's a dream, and then I can control pretty much everything that happens and I really accomplish some badass crap in those dreams.

I've never been able to do this. The closest I got was one time in a dream I thought maybe it was a dream so I thought about it and came to the conclusion that it was real life. Then I woke up and got super pissed at my Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) sleep brain.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: michigancat on January 11, 2013, 12:01:12 AM
Had a pretty great dream last night. Went to Disney World for michigancat's sister's wedding (I know michigancat's future bro-in-law). So I was hanging out there with my wife and waiting for michigancat to show up so we could kick it. Well, low and behold Rick Daris and his wife were there too. Not for the wedding, just because they were taking their kids to Disney World. So we get to the resort thinking about how great of a pak wedding this is going to be and Kat Kid and Mrs. Kat Kid are there. Not sure why, they left Kat Kid Kid back in Manhattan, and he's not old enough to enjoy it anyway. So I turn to Kat Kid and say, "Well this is mother f**king chicagoPAK all over again!" and we both just die laughing. Then I woke up.

Not that crazy of a dream, but it was pretty cool that it had a bunch of goEMAW guys in it. Except then I saw Mrs. Kat Kid IRL today so I thought I absolutely had to post this crazy occurrence.

oh wow, that would be a great time! I actually opened my christmas present from future bro-in-law tonight!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Cartierfor3 on January 11, 2013, 12:04:38 AM
Dream Question:

I graduated from KSU in 2006.  How many more years of having the "holy crap I have had a class all semester I forgot to go to and I can't drop it and I'm going to flunk so now I can't graduate" dream can I expect? 

Kinda tired of the freak out about school dream. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bones129 on January 11, 2013, 12:10:20 AM
Dream Question:

I graduated from KSU in 2006.  How many more years of having the "holy crap I have had a class all semester I forgot to go to and I can't drop it and I'm going to flunk so now I can't graduate" dream can I expect? 

Kinda tired of the freak out about school dream.

Only dream worse is the dream in which KSU finds out you shouldn't have graduated. "Someone" finds evidence of that in a trash can at Dillon's and gives it to Currie. KSU is forced to revoke your degree for the good of the school. Your employer finds out you don't have the degree you claimed to have and fires you. Your application for readmission to KSU is rejected. Your only option is KU. What do you do?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 11, 2013, 07:04:16 AM
Dream Question:

I graduated from KSU in 2006.  How many more years of having the "holy crap I have had a class all semester I forgot to go to and I can't drop it and I'm going to flunk so now I can't graduate" dream can I expect? 

Kinda tired of the freak out about school dream.
I still have them. Apparently one night I tried to sleep walk to find my backpack. I just mumbled "backpppac..." and walked around aimlessly.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trim on January 11, 2013, 07:13:31 AM
Mine last night was that we kind of made a group goEMAW decision to eff with American Idol and somebody made me an "angelic-looking" dress that I wore on the show and announced I was dedicating all my songs to Angel Rodriguez and I was already in the main part singing in front of thousands of people and I wasn't good or anything but I kept beating really good singers.  I don't know if the voters loved Angel or thought the whole thing was funny or if Saul hacked the voting system.  We'd made it to like the final 7-8 or so before I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on January 11, 2013, 12:34:20 PM
Dream Question:

I graduated from KSU in 2006.  How many more years of having the "holy crap I have had a class all semester I forgot to go to and I can't drop it and I'm going to flunk so now I can't graduate" dream can I expect? 

Kinda tired of the freak out about school dream.
I still have them. Apparently one night I tried to sleep walk to find my backpack. I just mumbled "backpppac..." and walked around aimlessly.

#fanningbrag about having a filly there to tell him about it
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on January 21, 2013, 06:14:16 PM
All my friends and I saw Elton John in concert.

What a delightful time.
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on January 21, 2013, 06:17:35 PM
All my friends and I saw Elton John in concert.

What a delightful time.

What was I wearing?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on January 21, 2013, 06:27:30 PM
All my friends and I saw Elton John in concert.

What a delightful time.

What was I wearing?
Camo pants, and no shirt, so you could show off the infamous cow tattoo.
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on January 21, 2013, 06:39:50 PM
a lot of people just refer to that as my uniform
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on January 21, 2013, 07:42:57 PM
90s band reference: I dreamed I was exiting a highrise building during an emergency (fire?) by going down the stairs.  On one of the floors I see Weezer waiting for the elevator.  I told them not to take the elevator during the emergency, and they said: "We're Weezer, we don't take the stairs."

I enjoyed that when I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on January 21, 2013, 07:49:46 PM
Kind of weird, but a couple weeks ago I started taking Zzzquil before bed and I had terrifying and vivid dreams every night.  Lately, I've been taking off-brand Benadryl every night, which is the exact same thing as Zzzquil, but my dreams have been awesome.

Wonder if there's anything to this.  Dreams are the weirdest things ever.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: p1k3 on January 21, 2013, 08:38:49 PM
Kind of weird, but a couple weeks ago I started taking Zzzquil before bed and I had terrifying and vivid dreams every night.  Lately, I've been taking off-brand Benadryl every night, which is the exact same thing as Zzzquil, but my dreams have been awesome.

Wonder if there's anything to this.  Dreams are the weirdest things ever.

I take melatonin. Always a good time in dream land
Title: Re: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on January 21, 2013, 09:15:47 PM
Kind of weird, but a couple weeks ago I started taking Zzzquil before bed and I had terrifying and vivid dreams every night.  Lately, I've been taking off-brand Benadryl every night, which is the exact same thing as Zzzquil, but my dreams have been awesome.

Wonder if there's anything to this.  Dreams are the weirdest things ever.

I take melatonin. Always a good time in dream land

 I take alcohol pretty frequently and don't remember much usually, however last night I was a sober Sally after three days of binging and had some fairly vivid dreams.  WW3 started (vs. Russia) and I was drafted in the same platoon or whatever as many of my IRL friends (including several gEers) and most of the cast of Breaking Bad. Had lots of fun playing a pickup game of baseball with the platoon(?) and I hit some home runs. Then we dominated the Russian's in some mountain range and had a blast shooting some sweet assault weapons. Jesse was a war hero and killers a shitload of Ruskies.

There was also a scene where G. W. Bush pulled Clinton out of a lake in the mountain area we were fighting in. That was weird and I'm not sure how it was related.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on January 21, 2013, 09:53:48 PM
Zyrtec gives me really rough ridin' scary super vivid dreams.  Had to switch to Claritin and dreams are still vivid but pretty chill and cool.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on February 05, 2013, 08:58:22 AM
This thread is my personal dream dump diary.


Last night was a weird one again! IRL I just finished my basement about a week ago. In my dream last night the basement was flooded by a leaky window unit AC, the tiles were coming up and the walls were getting all warped and moldy. I called over one of my engineer friends to see if they could fix it but after looking at it he said "I'm just a civil engineer, i dont know how to fix this"

The next dream was even weirder! I was making a drug deal at a shitty bar in olathe called Tattoo. My buddy had told me to go talk to the bartender and he will hook me up. The barkeep tells me to go meet a guy across the street at the gas station who just happens to be a shady guy I went to high school with. I get in his car and he drives around for a bit but the cops start followign us! He tries to ditch them but wrecks his car and I escape on foot.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on February 05, 2013, 09:23:16 AM
I had a horrifying dream last night where I had a giant chicken beak and chicken feet molded to my face and arms, respectively. I can't remember much else, but I remember it was done against my will. I also think I went to see Dumbledore about it to see if he could help.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: PoetWarrior on February 05, 2013, 02:52:27 PM
Typically in dreams the names and faces are the same, but not the locations.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on February 25, 2013, 08:23:56 AM
i had a dream last night that i was hanging out with fanning ( :surprised:) in MHK and we ran into celeb-emaw Bill Murray.  Fanning tried to get Bill to do a  :combofan: and he thought it was stupid, so fanning and I followed him around town boo'ing him.

WTF does that mean?!?!??!?!?!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 25, 2013, 02:31:08 PM
Had a dream there were these hooligans outside my house.  They had like a large machine gun (50 cal maybe) or anti aircraft gun completely disassembled, like in exploded view format, but pointing in my direction.  It was still quite alarming in nature.  They were trying to get into my house and I was really putting my shoulder into the door to keep it closed.  And then I was yelling at people in my house to get some bullets for my gun.  Can't remember what happened next.  I think cops came and the hooligans were all nice and fooled them.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on February 26, 2013, 01:15:09 AM
Had a dream there were these hooligans outside my house.  They had like a large machine gun (50 cal maybe) or anti aircraft gun completely disassembled, like in exploded view format, but pointing in my direction.  It was still quite alarming in nature.  They were trying to get into my house and I was really putting my shoulder into the door to keep it closed.  And then I was yelling at people in my house to get some bullets for my gun.  Can't remember what happened next.  I think cops came and the hooligans were all nice and fooled them.

mrs bloodfart would've stepped in and sent them back to the stone age, are you sure you're not forgetting that part?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on February 26, 2013, 08:44:52 AM
Had a dream there were these hooligans outside my house.  They had like a large machine gun (50 cal maybe) or anti aircraft gun completely disassembled, like in exploded view format, but pointing in my direction.  It was still quite alarming in nature.  They were trying to get into my house and I was really putting my shoulder into the door to keep it closed.  And then I was yelling at people in my house to get some bullets for my gun.  Can't remember what happened next.  I think cops came and the hooligans were all nice and fooled them.

mrs bloodfart would've stepped in and sent them back to the stone age, are you sure you're not forgetting that part?

No she would have sent me out there with the winchester and I would probably not even question her.  Just march on out there me and my winchester vs the world.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 'taterblast on March 03, 2013, 09:12:50 AM
i had a dream that rodney hit a last second game-winning three right in scott drew's fat face
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on March 11, 2013, 08:28:14 AM
Had a Walking Dead dream last night  :sdeek:. Very Vivid....and the craziest part?? JUSTIN BIEBER was in it....


I'm chilling in my house, hear something rustling outside and think its a walker, get my bat and when I look outside its JUSTIN BIEBER and some young chick. I invite them in and they are freaking out...blah blah blah, they crash at my place until the next morning when we head to my buddies house.

I was super scared in my dream  :frown: :runaway:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 11, 2013, 08:35:31 AM
Had a dream that I was hunting with a buddy and the game warden came and arrested us.

... I've been watching too much Duck Dynasty  :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on March 20, 2013, 09:48:10 AM
Had a dream that KSU lost to la salle 52 to 6. For some reason I didn't get to watch the game but sports center kept replaying like 400 times.

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 20, 2013, 07:58:33 PM
Dreamed I was playing CFB, no idea what team (not Cats).  Our LB got hurt so I had to take his place. I was jumping around and when I jumped, it took forever for me to hit the ground. Like, I would be in the air long enough to almost miss a play. Very weird. I did break up the last pass to win the game though.  :gocho:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: michigancat on March 20, 2013, 08:02:53 PM
I started typing my dreams onto a notepad on my phone. It's good - I think it helps you remember dreams. And I've had some pretty LOL dreams lately. I may copy and paste later.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on March 20, 2013, 08:08:23 PM
dreamed we lost to lasalle 82-84.  really pissed when i woke up, cause i thought it was real.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: michigancat on March 29, 2013, 07:45:52 AM
It was farmer parody video day at BSFS. The farming and I know it guys and ranching style guys were the stars, but there were like 13 farmers who did them. when they played their video on the jumbotron, the camera would cut tool them for part of the video and they would do their signature dance move on the sideline halfheartedly and awkwardly laugh. (think psy at dodger stadium but a tad more awkward). they were all wearing cowboy hats, boots, jeans, and blazers. Before the game was a Harley day esque parade that was like a hayride but just trailers pulled by trucks.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: michigancat on March 29, 2013, 07:46:45 AM
Really, my dream log is great.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DOOM_Catz on March 29, 2013, 09:00:57 AM
Didn't sleep. Didn't dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on March 29, 2013, 10:13:16 AM
Oh man, was just coming to find this thread.

Had a dream my work team was meeting some industry experts at Iowa State University.  Whoever scheduled the meetings messed up because we had back to back meetings one separate sides of the campus.  So like I'm hustling from meeting A to meeting B, see a good friend from HS (who is a ginger) and high five, then I see this dude with a tricked out BB gun and he's like threatening people.  Campus security shows up and shoots the guy but the bullets just bounce off him.  The guy beats the crap out of the security guard and people are screaming and running.  I get a ways away and try to take cover behind some hedges or flowers or something but then I can't move and he's shooting at me and then I wake up.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on March 29, 2013, 11:30:37 AM


So I arrive at my friends place and apparently he has started growing lettuce or something cause there are a shitload of migrant workers roaming around.  He even set up a concession stand and several rows of picnic tables.  So I go to the stand to get some popcorn and see a half eaten funeral cake sitting on a table.  For some reason I know it was from my friends oldest brother's funeral (he's not dead in real life). 

Then I make my way inside my friends house and go down stairs.  There's a semi truck being worked on down there and I'm cool with it.  I offer some advice and my friend thanks me.  I get in my truck and my kids are in there. On the way home I stop at this house that I drive by everyday.  Go inside and there's this guy Johnny Wichita told us about during a turntable sesh.  He is pounding shots like one has a burning piece of wood in it.  :sdeek:  I start heading back to my car and there's Mrs. Bf totally wasted and having a great time.  I'm like "oh wells" and go home with my kids.  I just left Mrs Bf there.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on March 29, 2013, 11:40:39 AM
i'm pretty freaked out.  my 4 year old told me that she had a dream that she was in the backyard playing baseball with my uncle.  she described exactly what he looked like and that he was left handed.

the problem is that he died 2 years before she was born, and she's never seen a photo of him and i've never talked to her about him.  he was a left handed pitcher. 

WTF
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Post by: Spaces on March 31, 2013, 10:32:23 AM
What did he say to her?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on April 04, 2013, 12:45:40 PM
nothing, as far as i know.  not really important to the story, i think.
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Post by: star seed 7 on April 04, 2013, 01:09:24 PM
I broke out of prison and ran a long ways and then started to free climb this small cliff face.   Woke up and my body felt drained and sore muscles like i had actually done the activities.
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Post by: ben ji on April 04, 2013, 01:31:24 PM
i'm pretty freaked out.  my 4 year old told me that she had a dream that she was in the backyard playing baseball with my uncle.  she described exactly what he looked like and that he was left handed.

the problem is that he died 2 years before she was born, and she's never seen a photo of him and i've never talked to her about him.  he was a left handed pitcher. 

WTF

Looks like you've got yourself a real life field of dreams situation right here. Do you by any chance own an oil field you can turn into a baseball diamond?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on April 04, 2013, 01:55:58 PM
i'm pretty freaked out.  my 4 year old told me that she had a dream that she was in the backyard playing baseball with my uncle.  she described exactly what he looked like and that he was left handed.

the problem is that he died 2 years before she was born, and she's never seen a photo of him and i've never talked to her about him.  he was a left handed pitcher. 

WTF

Looks like you've got yourself a real life field of dreams situation right here. Do you by any chance own an oil field you can turn into a baseball diamond?

i was thinking about just selling the rights to disney
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rams on April 29, 2013, 10:28:37 AM
ok so I normally don't ever talk about or think about my dreams because most of them are just so twisted and senseless that it just doesn't even make sense to discuss them and I generally hate when people tell me about there senseless dreams and I have to act like I'm interested.  however...last night's dream was pretty crazy.  so I dreamed that I was in an big generic office building and some really bad tornado like weather was about to hit.  my business partner and I were on the ground level and we were running around trying to find a place to shelter and found a small closet to hunker down in.  I grabbed my 3 year old daughter and we hunkered down in the closet and I'm thinking nbd...storm will pass and we'll carry on.  i peek out from the closet and through a widow and see the clouds swirling around and producing tornadoes everywhere and now I'm thinking that crap could get real.  just then a window close to the closet shatters and a bunch of car parts fly through and it really freaked me out and then there was a break in my dream.  when I come to (still in my dream) I'm lying on the floor in said office building and everything is in good order but I'm alone and confused.  I start walking around and realize that the office building was actually a school and then I hear a school bell ring and kids start flooding the hallway.  I see somebody I think I recognize and I start talking to her but she's really confused because I'm not making sense and I start asking about my daughter and business partner and when I say his name she says "yeah" and turns around and he walks up right behind her with a backpack on and his 90's style haircut (didn't know him then but I've seen pictures) and then I seriously start  :runaway: around the room freaking out thinking I've somehow gone back in time.  I stop to gather my thoughts and he doesn't know me but I'm trying to explain that in a few years we'll be best friends and business partners and I start asking a bunch of questions and generally trying to figure out where/when I am.  I ask him what year it is and he's partly amused and a little concerned but he also thinks I'm rough ridin' with him so he doesn't give me a straight answer.  at some point I get a little more comfortable and start thinking how I could be the cool guy from the future and I see some girl hold up a really old flip cell phone and make a comment about having the newest model so I check my pocket and sure enough I have mine in my pocket so I pull it out and start showing it off and she's all "pfft...why do you have a kid's toy" and so now I'm really confused.  a little later I'm still with my business partner trying to piece things together and I notice a calendar somewhere and see that it's...wait for it...TODAY'S DATE!  :horrorsurprise: so then I start questioning whether I died and instead of going to a normal afterlife (heaven, hell, nothingness, purgatory, reincarnation...whatever) I somehow crossed over into a parallel universe.  so then I pretty much spent the rest of the dream just pondering what happens after death and the existence of parallel universes.

anyway...I know that was one big :dnr: but I needed to get it off my chest and I feel really silly talking to anybody irl about my crazy dreams.  It was definitely one of the most vivid and lifelike (explainable) dreams I've ever had.  thanks for listening internet friends!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on April 29, 2013, 11:57:03 AM
It was farmer parody video day at BSFS. The farming and I know it guys and ranching style guys were the stars, but there were like 13 farmers who did them. when they played their video on the jumbotron, the camera would cut tool them for part of the video and they would do their signature dance move on the sideline halfheartedly and awkwardly laugh. (think psy at dodger stadium but a tad more awkward). they were all wearing cowboy hats, boots, jeans, and blazers. Before the game was a Harley day esque parade that was like a hayride but just trailers pulled by trucks.


Really, my dream log is great.

you're off to a pretty rough start
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Post by: Stevesie60 on April 29, 2013, 12:22:04 PM
Would read again, Rams.
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Post by: Rams on April 29, 2013, 12:25:21 PM
Would read again, Rams.
:shy:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on May 22, 2013, 08:49:42 AM
Weird one....


I was out in western ks visiting soeme relatives then on my way back to KC I decided to pull off on the side of I-70 to do some fishing. I'm driving my parents old mini-van and messing around in the backseat with my fishing gear when I see like FIVE COP CARS pull up behind me and start shining their light throught he back windsheild. I reach into my pocket for my wallet to get my ID out but they think I am reaching for a gun.

They tell me to freeze and not move as they come up along the side of the mini-van, door is open and I'm freaking out thinking they are going to shoot me since my hand is still in my pocket and they think i am grabbing a gun or something. I explain that I'm grabbing my wallet and that I can take my hand out of my pocket whenever. They tell me to exit the car and slam me to the ground cuff me and find like $50 in random bills in my pocket and start accusing me of being a drug dealer.

They start searching my car(without my permission) and my GF(who was in the front seat) is all like WTF are you guys doing? So they slam her down and cuff her too.

Long story short they dont find anything in my car but are real dicks.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on May 22, 2013, 08:54:47 AM
Weird one....


I was out in western ks visiting soeme relatives then on my way back to KC I decided to pull off on the side of I-70 to do some fishing. I'm driving my parents old mini-van and messing around in the backseat with my fishing gear when I see like FIVE COP CARS pull up behind me and start shining their light throught he back windsheild. I reach into my pocket for my wallet to get my ID out but they think I am reaching for a gun.

They tell me to freeze and not move as they come up along the side of the mini-van, door is open and I'm freaking out thinking they are going to shoot me since my hand is still in my pocket and they think i am grabbing a gun or something. I explain that I'm grabbing my wallet and that I can take my hand out of my pocket whenever. They tell me to exit the car and slam me to the ground cuff me and find like $50 in random bills in my pocket and start accusing me of being a drug dealer.

They start searching my car(without my permission) and my GF(who was in the front seat) is all like WTF are you guys doing? So they slam her down and cuff her too.

Long story short they dont find anything in my car but are real dicks.
rough ridin' pigs!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 22, 2013, 09:09:40 AM
Had a dream the other night that I got a magazine in the mail and attached to the magazine was a hunting dog puppy.  I was like  :love: but like oh man what is the Mrs gonna say?  :ohno: :runaway:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 22, 2013, 09:15:31 AM
I slept walk the other night. I also talked in my sleep and filly said I kept saying my company name. I guess these aren't dreams, but they are weird occurrences. I also keep having a dream that I'm on some random island for the weekend and I can never remember what country I'm in. It always feels real.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: michigancat on May 22, 2013, 11:43:37 AM
It was farmer parody video day at BSFS. The farming and I know it guys and ranching style guys were the stars, but there were like 13 farmers who did them. when they played their video on the jumbotron, the camera would cut tool them for part of the video and they would do their signature dance move on the sideline halfheartedly and awkwardly laugh. (think psy at dodger stadium but a tad more awkward). they were all wearing cowboy hats, boots, jeans, and blazers. Before the game was a Harley day esque parade that was like a hayride but just trailers pulled by trucks.


Really, my dream log is great.

you're off to a pretty rough start

I thought it was a great dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on May 22, 2013, 01:21:03 PM
i'm sure it was fun making fun of farmers.   always is, rusty, always is.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OK_Cat on June 05, 2013, 03:59:12 PM
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?
Title: Re: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rams on June 05, 2013, 06:41:01 PM
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?
you realize you have to contact this woman, right?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Headinjun on June 05, 2013, 07:55:23 PM
I hid two bodies in my dream last night and waited in my basement for the police to come.


Yeah I know, I was all   :sdeek: when I woke up.   Felt really disturbed for an hour after waking.


Musta been the footling spicy Italian from Subway I had last or something. 
Title: Re: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CNS on June 05, 2013, 08:07:58 PM
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?

Your house is obvsly built on top of an Indian graveyard.

Sent from my KFTT using Tapatalk 2

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Post by: OK_Cat on June 06, 2013, 11:04:09 AM
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?
you realize you have to contact this woman, right?

"hello, large african american woman.  you don't know me, but you've been calling me in my dreams"

 :lol:
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Post by: treysolid on June 06, 2013, 11:12:51 AM
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?
you realize you have to contact this woman, right?

"hello, large african american woman.  you don't know me, but you've been calling me in my dreams"

 :lol:

maybe she's been calling you in her dreams? ever think about that?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 06, 2013, 11:21:33 AM
I seriously dreamed about #life and him jumping over alligators. So rough ridin' weird.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OregonSmock on June 06, 2013, 11:26:47 AM
I have recurring alligator dreams too for some reason.  They're always at my childhood home in the backyard and around by the lake. 
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Post by: puniraptor on June 06, 2013, 12:12:39 PM
I had a dream that I pooped in the dishwasher and was really ashamed about it.
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Post by: CNS on June 06, 2013, 02:33:11 PM
ok, so the past few nights i'll be dreaming and get a call from a woman with a very unusual name.  i finally looked up that name on facebook today and there is one woman with that exact name, and she lives like an hour from here.  WTF.

what if this is some terminator crap and she's sent from the future to kill me?
you realize you have to contact this woman, right?

"hello, large african american woman.  you don't know me, but you've been calling me in my dreams"

 :lol:

Start small.  Freiend request.  Comment on some of her posts for a while. Then, after a while, message her and tell her crazy you are.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on June 09, 2013, 05:39:21 AM
So I play a round of golf with Magic and MJ. We are having a blast until MJ kind of starts to suck and wants to quit after 12 holes because he is playing like crap. He turns into a real ass on the course (nothing like he portrayed in Space Jams). MJ is a bitch, who knew? Magic was all smiles and just a really cool dude.
Anyway, after golf, I am thinking to myself, "I finally have something really awesome I can post in the 'Brag about some stud thing' thread."

I am majorly disappointed that I have to post here instead.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: felix rex on June 09, 2013, 06:13:34 AM
I had a dream that I pooped in the dishwasher and was really ashamed about it.

Man. These are just the worst. I dreamed that I bought some weed for my friends and then remembered that the poly asks about "involvement with illegal drugs" and not just "use of illegal drugs." I woke up super freaked out and plotting strategies in my mind to make it not sound so bad.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on June 17, 2013, 08:47:28 AM
Last night I dreamt that I was a judge in a BBQ contest. It was between Wichita & KC BBQ.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on June 17, 2013, 08:50:27 AM
Last night I dreamt that I was a judge in a BBQ contest. It was between Wichita & KC BBQ.

:lol:

was MIR also a judge?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 17, 2013, 08:57:49 AM
i had a dream that someone added on to my house and then i had to leave and when i came back there were about 20 brand new refrigerators in the added on area. they had been given/donated to me by someone that i didn't know and it was part of some larger elaborate scheme they were doing for/on me.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on June 17, 2013, 09:01:04 AM
i had a dream that someone added on to my house and then i had to leave and when i came back there were about 20 brand new refrigerators in the added on area. they had been given/donated to me by someone that i didn't know and it was part of some larger elaborate scheme they were doing for/on me.

were they full of BL limes and was their elaborate scheme to kill you?  seems kinda inefficient but more sporting IMO
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 17, 2013, 11:09:10 AM
had a dream where matt besler was in my living room and i asked him to sign my sporting KC shirt so i could put it up for a fattyfest bid item. i woke up as he was responding to my question.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 17, 2013, 11:18:35 AM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on June 17, 2013, 04:15:21 PM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".
Pronunciation AN-is or A-nis?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: lopakman on June 17, 2013, 04:37:42 PM
had a dream where matt besler was in my living room and i asked him to sign my sporting KC shirt so i could put it up for a fattyfest bid item. i woke up as he was responding to my question.

Besler is a stud, I bet he was going to say yes.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 17, 2013, 04:43:30 PM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".
Pronunciation AN-is or A-nis?

Anus.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on June 17, 2013, 04:49:13 PM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

seems like a nice start?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 17, 2013, 05:05:19 PM
Right before the kickoff to the Baylor game Bill retires and they name Sean HC. Bill symbolically gives his yellows tie to Sean to wear for his first game (for some reason they were both wearing suits). I run around the stadium yelling "Did they atleast give Dimel an interview?"  I run into the Animal and Currie and repeat my question, to which they laugh and answer "of course not, why would we, we don't want Bill to fire us." 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CNS on June 17, 2013, 05:14:18 PM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".
Pronunciation AN-is or A-nis?

Anus.

A-Noose?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 17, 2013, 06:41:33 PM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".

seems like a nice start?

:lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on June 17, 2013, 06:48:29 PM
Got a few tattoos on my right hand.  Looked weird and I didn't like it.

(been contemplating getting a tattoo lately)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on June 17, 2013, 06:52:17 PM
Got a few tattoos on my right hand.  Looked weird and I didn't like it.

(been contemplating getting a tattoo lately)

 :thumbs:


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com%2Fimages02%2F114%2F24d09b0a62ba422b94bf3a0cf2dd3870%2Fl.jpg&hash=cb5fd527378803072a1c9a2dce0f5497cd5da0ab)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Spaces on June 17, 2013, 09:55:08 PM
A couple nights ago I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie gave birth to a set of twins. One boy and one girl. She kept arguing that we should name the girl "Anis".
One of my best friends goes by Anis (but not pronounced "Anus"). Pretty great name.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 25, 2013, 09:11:12 AM
Had this dream that for some reason I was going to a dorm (I think at K-State).  This girl I used to think was cute was delivering a pizza there, but she was so short I had to get on my knees to talk to her.  Left the dorm and had a vehicle full of people and we were going to go somewhere, but then Snoop Lion showed up and demanded we take him to get some yayo.  He was smaller than I'd guess, like 5' 5".  I was drunk or high or something and was driving like crap and I remember saying "well at least most people that drive a Tacoma are old men."  Then it turns out I'm reading goEMAW and Snoop posts under the name "Copper" and he calls those trips to get drugs "wind sprints" or something like that.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on July 25, 2013, 09:34:04 AM
Frankenstein was sitting in an old car in my child hood homes driveway and had the window open. My old neighbor came over and shut the window on him so Frankenstein opened the window and slapped him..I watched it from my picture window
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: MeatSauce on July 25, 2013, 10:54:11 AM
3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there. 

reoccurred 2 nights ago. trying to eat, can't chew. wake up with fingers in mouth feeling teeth.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on July 25, 2013, 12:09:39 PM
3x in the past month I've had [different] dreams that I lose all the teeth on the left side of my lower jaw and then I wake up and have to make sure they're still there. 

reoccurred 2 nights ago. trying to eat, can't chew. wake up with fingers in mouth feeling teeth.  :horrorsurprise:

Oh man those are the worst.  You feel all like omg i am going to look like a doof and people will think I don't take care of myself.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 25, 2013, 12:54:04 PM
I had a dream that I went on vacation to some beach and when I unloaded all of my stuff in my hotel room I walked down to the lobby and emawblast was there! :D
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on July 26, 2013, 11:37:13 AM
i had a rough ridin' bonanza dream last night that was kind of set at fattyfest 2014, i think. i was talking to gooch and then mrs. gooch walked up with another guy. gooch then explained that they were divorced and she was now with this other joker. but she still had to be called mrs. gooch IRL.  :sdeek:


 i can't for the life of me remember who the new guy was, but he is def a poster (not fanning)

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on July 26, 2013, 11:57:24 AM
i had a rough ridin' bonanza dream last night that was kind of set at fattyfest 2014, i think. i was talking to gooch and then mrs. gooch walked up with another guy. gooch then explained that they were divorced and she was now with this other joker. but she still had to be called mrs. gooch IRL.  :sdeek:


 i can't for the life of me remember who the new guy was, but he is def a poster (not fanning)


:sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 26, 2013, 01:25:15 PM
i had a rough ridin' bonanza dream last night that was kind of set at fattyfest 2014, i think. i was talking to gooch and then mrs. gooch walked up with another guy. gooch then explained that they were divorced and she was now with this other joker. but she still had to be called mrs. gooch IRL.  :sdeek:


 i can't for the life of me remember who the new guy was, but he is def a poster (not fanning)

I'm gonna need to know who that other guy was.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 26, 2013, 01:28:19 PM
 :gocho:
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on July 26, 2013, 05:56:54 PM
well mocat, start going through the "rick daris compares..." thread and lets settle this
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 27, 2013, 01:25:28 AM
I dream all of the time because i like to sleep and am good at sleeping. Twice this summer I've had dreams in which sys has been featured. In the first he was a big nerd, but very cool. In the second he was a smart jock-guy, like most of my friends. The strangest thing about all of this is that I know what sys looks like from his pics in the football coaches seats, but he did not look like that in my dreams.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 28, 2013, 03:23:43 AM
If I delete my bullshit post from whatever rough ridin' time I was yak'd up enough to post in this thread can I stop getting notifications for it?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on July 28, 2013, 02:20:28 PM
Dreamt i had tons of stupid tattoos last night.  One of them was a weird surreal mcdonalds drive through right across my chest.  i remember thinking in my dream "damn, this was a stupid tattoo."
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 28, 2013, 05:31:43 PM
Had a dream that Mrs Emo bent up my aviator sunglasses.   :curse:  Best feeling waking up and realizing it was a dream.   :lick:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 29, 2013, 02:35:59 PM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 05, 2013, 02:36:52 PM
Last night I had a dream that felt so real I woke up to feel the back of my head to make sure. It all started by me moving into my new place. I had to start traveling a lot to Florida for my new job, so my mom and aunt would watch the place from time to time. Well, one night I got home late, and I woke up to my Aunt saying: "OMG, I knew it!" She was looking at the back of my neck and noticed screw entrees like that of a laptop or a computer. Apparently, aliens were screwing in there prods into the back of my neck every night to send information over to their colony in Florida. I then heard a scheering scream which made me wake up IRL screaming from the top of my lungs. eff those guys, you know?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: lopakman on September 05, 2013, 02:42:03 PM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams

I guess we know who the other guy was.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on September 05, 2013, 06:44:02 PM
Last night I had a dream that felt so real I woke up to feel the back of my head to make sure. It all started by me moving into my new place. I had to start traveling a lot to Florida for my new job, so my mom and aunt would watch the place from time to time. Well, one night I got home late, and I woke up to my Aunt saying: "OMG, I knew it!" She was looking at the back of my neck and noticed screw entrees like that of a laptop or a computer. Apparently, aliens were screwing in there prods into the back of my neck every night to send information over to their colony in Florida. I then heard a scheering scream which made me wake up IRL screaming from the top of my lungs. eff those guys, you know?

:D

(but yeah, eff those guys prolly)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 09, 2013, 03:47:07 PM
I had a dream that Mrs. Stevesie60 and I went to Hawai'i. We hop off the plane and guess who is greeting us? KK, Mrs. KK, and Son of KK. Woke up soon after probably because my brain was about to explode since it couldn't handle all the awesomeness.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 10, 2013, 10:47:51 AM
Had a dream within a dream this morning after the alarm clock went off.  In the deeper dream I was told (don't know by whom/what) thatn when I wake up I will transform into a color (grey).  So then I woke up and I was like "huh, so this is what it's like to be a color?  Not too shabby."  Then I woke up for real.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: kslim on September 12, 2013, 06:49:37 AM
Had a dream last night that I was landing small mouth and sand bass all day long, just ripping lips all over the place but everytime i tried to put the fish in the livewell they would jump out and back into the lake. I head back to the dock and see all the fish that i have caught were floating upside down. Run up to the gas attendant at the fuel station and he tells me to go to the new lake they built down south. Puzzled I run through a wooded about 10 feet away and run up to a massive lake with the WSC in the middle of it. All of the fish I caught that day were right on shore just chilling looking up at me. Very vivid and fun dream (since the fish came back to life) that I had to put down on here before I forgot.

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on September 16, 2013, 09:21:24 AM
Had a dream where I met two KSU roundballcatz recruits.  One was a stud and the other a pud, but they were BFF and were wanting to come to KSU as a package deal.  I think we had offered the stud and he committed but the pud was all sad.  I pulled him close and looked deep into his eyes and said "hey kid, let me tell you something about life...don't ever give up.  Ever."  And then I screamed "OOOO RAH!" like a Marine or something and walked away.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on September 19, 2013, 10:46:42 AM
Had a dream last night where I was at some meetings for work at a mall, in a suit.  I don't wear a suit to work and anyways was there for a bit then started to walk back to my car.  My car was like a really long walk away and the parking lot around the mall turned into gravel on a sorta steep hill.  My car was parked by other cars and as I walk up there are a bunch of people like tailgating and laying on blankets around my car.  At first when I was walking up I was pissed that I had left my car unlocked but then got over it.  The really strange thing was I haven't seen this group of people in about 9 years, I grew up with them but moved away during my junior year of high school.  They acted like I had never left and I got out a chair and sat down and just kept on tailgating and talking with them.  Also the spot where we were at was overlooking the town I grew up in. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 01, 2013, 08:26:26 AM
Last night I dreamt that I started a really good thread on here, but now I can't remember what it was about.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: nicname on October 08, 2013, 04:08:01 PM
Had one of those Lucid Dreams last night.  It was pretty rad.  Had the vibrations and stuff for the out of body experience but woke up and shook myself out of that.  I don't believe in the spiritual side of that sort of thing, I know it is just electric pulses and science, but still pretty weird/ cool.

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 08, 2013, 04:08:54 PM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams

I guess we know who the other guy was.


ehr

mah

gerd
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Reboulet on October 11, 2013, 09:08:50 AM
We were down 12-14 to Baylor, and had Kyle Klein wide open streaking down the sideline. Waters overthrew him by a good 5 yards.  :bawl:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 11, 2013, 09:21:49 AM
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on October 11, 2013, 09:27:34 AM
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

does mocatGF drive a Ford Aerostar?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 11, 2013, 09:29:26 AM
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

does mocatGF drive a Ford Aerostar?

lol, nope. BUT KEEP SUGGESTING STUFF!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 12:39:44 PM
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

Oh man, I had a dream about Penelope Cruz last night too! I was in the movie The Counselor with her. Then I had a dream that I was part of the Sopranos family and we killed one of the main characters by having the floor open up underneath him so he'd fall into a barrel of acid. Then we found out that we didn't need to kill him. Heartache City.

My other dream was that I was a dragon. I was about to kill a girl and then she told me she was a really good singer and was going to be on American Idol soon so I didn't.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on October 11, 2013, 01:17:58 PM
Had a really disgusting  :Yuck: dream last night where one of those flies from Africa that bore into your skin to lay eggs  totally did that to me  :horrorsurprise:.

I thought I had a zit about 6 inches above my right kneecap but then it opened up and there were all these little larva EATING MY LEG  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: in this big circular shaped wound in my thigh.

I tried to go to the hospital  :driving: but everytime I looked at the wound  :eek: I would pass out :blindfold: , this happened like 3 times.

Then I woke up and IT WAS ALL A DREAM.  :excited:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 11, 2013, 01:19:06 PM
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

Oh man, I had a dream about Penelope Cruz last night too! I was in the movie The Counselor with her. Then I had a dream that I was part of the Sopranos family and we killed one of the main characters by having the floor open up underneath him so he'd fall into a barrel of acid. Then we found out that we didn't need to kill him. Heartache City.

My other dream was that I was a dragon. I was about to kill a girl and then she told me she was a really good singer and was going to be on American Idol soon so I didn't.

how weird is it that one person whom neither of us have ever met made it into both of our subconscious at the same time?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 11, 2013, 01:22:00 PM
i had 3 wild dreams over the last 2 nights.

1. i had a vivid scene-for-scene imagination of the 1990 classic Arachnophobia, which i have only seen once, probably about 15 years ago. john goodman was fabulous.

2. Penelope Cruz was my ex girlfriend and we ran into each other at a wedding reception or something and i'll tell you what, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. we made up and had sexy time in a random Ford Aerostar that was parked outside.

3. mocatGF's car was having engine trouble and I looked around under the hood and discovered that the radiator was glowing red with heat. I surmised it must be the thermostat and replaced it and it all worked fine after that.


what does it all mean?

Oh man, I had a dream about Penelope Cruz last night too! I was in the movie The Counselor with her. Then I had a dream that I was part of the Sopranos family and we killed one of the main characters by having the floor open up underneath him so he'd fall into a barrel of acid. Then we found out that we didn't need to kill him. Heartache City.

My other dream was that I was a dragon. I was about to kill a girl and then she told me she was a really good singer and was going to be on American Idol soon so I didn't.

how weird is it that one person whom neither of us have ever met made it into both of our subconscious at the same time?

Pretty weird, although I feel like every other commercial on ESPN is for The Counselor, so that could have something to do with it.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Reboulet on October 13, 2013, 09:10:40 PM
We were down 12-14 to Baylor, and had Kyle Klein wide open streaking down the sideline. Waters overthrew him by a good 5 yards.  :bawl:

I was a real Nostradamus on this, except the score was way off, and Waters threw a strike to ol' stone hands Klein. Still  :bawl: though
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on October 14, 2013, 11:54:41 AM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 14, 2013, 12:55:21 PM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?

any idea why you brought a cup into the shower?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on October 14, 2013, 01:31:23 PM
Had a really disgusting  :Yuck: dream last night where one of those flies from Africa that bore into your skin to lay eggs  totally did that to me  :horrorsurprise:.

I thought I had a zit about 6 inches above my right kneecap but then it opened up and there were all these little larva EATING MY LEG  :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: in this big circular shaped wound in my thigh.

I tried to go to the hospital  :driving: but everytime I looked at the wound  :eek: I would pass out :blindfold: , this happened like 3 times.

Then I woke up and IT WAS ALL A DREAM.  :excited:

:barf:     Also I read a short story when I was younger about a spider that laid eggs in this chicks face while she was sleeping.  Became like a boil and exploded and like 1000 baby spiders crawled out.  :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on October 14, 2013, 01:35:28 PM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?

any idea why you brought a cup into the shower?
why wouldn't i?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 14, 2013, 02:36:04 PM
I had a dream a couple nights ago that I'm really fuzzy on the details. The only thing I can remember is that at one point I was carrying a tray, and on that tray were..
1) a cup of piss
2) some clams
i missed this.  any idea the type of clam?

any idea why you brought a cup into the shower?
why wouldn't i?

that was not directed at you, sorry for being unclear
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2013, 03:40:39 PM
The clams looked like this, but there were only a few of them.

Also, it wasn't my piss. I was just carrying it on a tray.

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mr Bread on October 14, 2013, 03:49:34 PM
How can you be sure it was piss? :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 14, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
Rock solid joke, mocat. Sorry it was under appreciated.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on October 20, 2013, 10:55:08 PM
Was doing laps at a pool that had roped off lanes to swim in but also had a deep end with a really high diving board.  Did like 4-5 laps and then got out of the pool and got a towel and sat down on a pool chair(the ones that recline and have those white straps across them).  There was a snack bar inside the pool building but it was like a house window because there were people sitting and talking inside of the window.  This is where it gets good.  As I'm sitting there Megan Fox walks up sits by me and starts telling like campfire stories.

Some other people just like appear and start sitting around us and start having their own discussions and stuff.  It gets really loud from everyone talking so we leave and I get in a car with Megan.  We just start driving around on the highway and she is telling me about the film industry.  How directors try and keep actors/actresses from becoming directors and producers and stuff.  She said that they gave her a choice, she could either keep acting or just quit and go do other things. 

We keep driving around and then she pulls into this little strip mall thing and she says this is where she used to work when she was younger, it was this little shoe store, like payless.  The place was pretty big and there was a golf cart in there that we started riding around matching shoes together.  Everytime we found a pair of shoes that were the same we would take a shot of some liquor, dont remember what it was.  She was wearing this greenish blue sundress and looking flat out amazing.  We talked while riding around and she asked me if I was pissed that she had a kid and got married, I was like "eff YEAH I AM".  Then I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on October 21, 2013, 01:49:39 AM
 :drool:
I have recurring alligator dreams too for some reason.  They're always at my childhood home in the backyard and around by the lake.

That's where you were raped, around by the lake.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on October 21, 2013, 12:45:24 PM
me and 4 buddies entered an elevator, i have no idea where we were.

suddenly the elevator started to shake and gave way. it crashed at the bottom, and we were all trapped screaming. then i woke up, so i figured i died there
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: kslim on October 21, 2013, 12:52:21 PM
:drool:
I have recurring alligator dreams too for some reason.  They're always at my childhood home in the backyard and around by the lake.

That's where you were raped, around by the lake.

what the eff
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: That_Guy on October 21, 2013, 04:18:11 PM
One of the weirdest dreams I've had in recent memory.

Our very own elite poster himself, Winters offed my mom in my dream. With just a Hammer! And then he even tried to hide the evidence in my own house.
Fortunately from there I woke up at 3:30 A.M. Not knowing wtf to think. Then cozily enjoyed the rest of my sleep after realizing it was a terrifying dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SEK_EMAW on October 21, 2013, 04:25:53 PM
Had a dream the other night that the Chiefs drafted me to play fullback. :dunno:  I'm not Braden Wilson IRL, btw.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on October 23, 2013, 08:22:34 AM
We went to some park and on the schedule at the bottom was a feeding session with killer whales featuring Kirk herbstreit.

Right when we entered the room with the killer whale tracks, herbie started talking but the stupid alarm went off.

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on October 23, 2013, 08:25:04 AM
We went to some park and on the schedule at the bottom was a feeding session with killer whales featuring Kirk herbstreit.

Right when we entered the room with the killer whale tracks, herbie started talking but the stupid alarm went off.

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You made this up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: NDSU Lollypopkid on October 23, 2013, 01:40:10 PM
I swear.  it was two baby orcas and stud Herbie was talking to the tour group ahead of us.


then my alarm went off. All of the good dreams happen during the work week
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 24, 2013, 01:46:59 PM
Don't often remember my dreams, and when I do, the dreams are rarely about K-State.   

But this morning the last segment of the dream before I woke up was very vivid.   

I was inside the Vanier Complex, and it was much bigger in my dream, with many levels.   The furnishings were like they were the first time I went in there many years ago, not like they are today.   Anywho, we went into the the weightroom, and then walked down a level where they had what seemed like a video arcade.   The down another flight of stares to the huge room that like a hospitality area and a huge old-timey bar.  The thing that really stuck out was there was this huge walk out patio, and when you walked out there was this beautiful, albeit narrow river or canal (similar to what you'd find in some European Cities).   There were all kinds of boats, many of which were dropping people off, and then a tree lined bank that had perfectly manicured and mowed grass and gardens along it.   Right before I woke up I was looking down the river and between the trees and what would  have been Manhattan also had a very European feel with huge old cathedrals and both modern and very old buildings on the skyline.   

Possible reasons for dream:  K-State fan (duh), gEmaw lazy river discussion, viewing of several shows recently filmed in Europe, watched a video outtake from Rush's forthcoming DVD Release which a song called The Garden.   All or none of the above



Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 27, 2013, 01:59:01 PM
Briefly mentioned this on twitter last night, but I had a dream that ADJC was in one of the saw movies and I was really excited to see it. I feel kinda bad and sadistic. Am I a monster?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 28, 2013, 10:11:36 AM
Took a nap (I didn't think nap dreams were a thing) with my 2 year old son laying next to me on the couch. Dream involved a wolf trying to take my son. I woke throwing a punch at the air over the top of my son to keep the wolf away. That effing wolf was not getting my boy.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 28, 2013, 10:18:25 AM
Whew close call dobs!  :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on October 31, 2013, 09:08:05 AM
I was in Manhattan to meet Clams' weed guy (Clams better not have a weed guy as he is a child for Christ sake!). Well weed guy who was Paul Giamatti from Sideways was trying to charge me $5400.00 and when I refused to pay he was chasing me all around Aggieville with a chainsaw.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 31, 2013, 01:11:39 PM
had a dream last night that i got kicked out of a casino after chugging a bottle of red wine.

i don't even like wine.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on October 31, 2013, 01:36:37 PM
just woke up from a dream where i had b2b pick 6's for the cats and then flashed forward to a kickass time in a swimming pool with my friends.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Spaces on November 01, 2013, 11:27:43 AM
just woke up from a dream where i had b2b pick 6's for the cats and then flashed forward to a kickass time in a swimming pool with my friends.
Farmageddon '02  :excited:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: raquetcat on November 01, 2013, 03:24:54 PM
Took a nap (I didn't think nap dreams were a thing) with my 2 year old son laying next to me on the couch. Dream involved a wolf trying to take my son. I woke throwing a punch at the air over the top of my son to keep the wolf away. That effing wolf was not getting my boy.
You are just an all American dad, through and through
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 15, 2013, 12:44:30 PM
I had a dream that I met sys. A couple of us were at Houlihan's and and a group of goEMAW'rs came in, and the only one I hadn't met was sys. He was like, 50 with grey hair and a grey goatee. I shook his hand and he said my grip was too strong and I shouldn't try to impress people with my handshake. He said it in a fatherly way, not a condescending way. I listened.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AbeFroman on November 15, 2013, 01:04:32 PM
I've had some really interesting dreams the past week. Last weekend I was on the 100th floor of the Burj Khalifa doing cocaine with my girlfriend. We base jumped out of the window after some guys broke in trying to steal our drugs.

Last night I was playing water polo with my friends. That was much less intense
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on November 15, 2013, 01:17:55 PM
I had a dream that I met sys. A couple of us were at Houlihan's and and a group of goEMAW'rs came in, and the only one I hadn't met was sys. He was like, 50 with grey hair and a grey goatee. I shook his hand and he said my grip was too strong and I shouldn't try to impress people with my handshake. He said it in a fatherly way, not a condescending way. I listened.

this sounds less like a dream and more like bona fide soul travel
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 08, 2014, 03:45:01 AM
not so much last night, as this morning.  a plumber dude work me up at 9am today to tell me the water to the building was shut off and i was like ok, and then went back to sleep cause i didn't need to be up till 11.  then i had a super realistic dream that the landlord woke me up to tell me the water was back on, and then i didn't actually wake up till 3pm and i was super pissed cause i had stuff i needed to do.  and then i actually IRL woke up at 10:30 and was super freaked out.

so i went back to sleep and didn't wake up till noon  :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 28, 2014, 09:07:02 AM
Holy crap you guys! Last night was some inception crap. I'm on these new meds for the HBP and one I have to take before I go to bed. One second I was late for my state championship game and I was suppose to pitch, but my mom kept taking the wrong direction. After that, Dad and I were on the grandparents farm and we were country cruising (never done that before). I knew I needed to wake up, so I tried to get out of the dream and woke up in Sioux City, Iowa at a middle school slumber party where all my middle school friends were there. That was the last layer before I woke up. I mean WTF?! :runaway:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 28, 2014, 09:27:33 AM
Holy crap you guys! Last night was some inception crap. I'm on these new meds for the HBP and one I have to take before I go to bed. One second I was late for my state championship game and I was suppose to pitch, but my mom kept taking the wrong direction. After that, Dad and I were on the grandparents farm and we were country cruising (never done that before). I knew I needed to wake up, so I tried to get out of the dream and woke up in Sioux City, Iowa at a middle school slumber party where all my middle school friends were there. That was the last layer before I woke up. I mean WTF?! :runaway:

Sounds entertaining.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 28, 2014, 09:33:58 AM
It was. Also, kind of mind blowing too.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on May 28, 2014, 12:48:10 PM
Someone was planting an idea in Wacky's heads safe  :runaway:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on May 28, 2014, 10:31:47 PM
i have had horrifying dreams every night for the last few weeks. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 29, 2014, 08:56:21 AM
Another layered dream last night you guys! This were so real, that I kind of didn't want to wake up. The first one was I was on the real world on this island that I never got the name of. Everyone was partying, but I could never make it to the beach cause my roommates put my dresser on the elevator and sent it to the lobby and the only way I could retrieve it was in my towel. I attempted to go down to the lobby, but I could never find the floor. I finally made it back to my room and there's my dresser with the guys laughing, but half my clothes missing. As I approached the beach finally with all the hotties... BOOM! I'm at the next level of the inception...

Last dream I ended up on K-State's campus (this is no bull crap). I've already had my Masters, but I go back there cause K-State is telling me I forgot to take a class and my bachelors actually doesn't count after all these years. The professor said, I needed to come back for another year. I was like "NOOOOOOOO!" and then..... I woke up. Very confused on whether I needed to go to school or if I had a job. Luckily I made it to work today.

 :runaway: :thesemeds:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on May 29, 2014, 09:58:11 AM
i have had horrifying dreams every night for the last few weeks.

Allergy meds?  Zyrtec gives me crazy mumped up dreams.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on May 29, 2014, 01:07:49 PM
your poor heart was starving your brain, wacky :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on May 29, 2014, 01:08:28 PM
Actually, yeah.  I take Nasocort.  Think it may be linked?  It would certainly explain a lot.


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 29, 2014, 09:45:27 PM
Holy crap you guys! Last night was some inception crap. I'm on these new meds for the HBP and one I have to take before I go to bed. One second I was late for my state championship game and I was suppose to pitch, but my mom kept taking the wrong direction. After that, Dad and I were on the grandparents farm and we were country cruising (never done that before). I knew I needed to wake up, so I tried to get out of the dream and woke up in Sioux City, Iowa at a middle school slumber party where all my middle school friends were there. That was the last layer before I woke up. I mean WTF?! :runaway:

you've never country cruised before?

 :buh-bye:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on May 29, 2014, 09:49:10 PM
Holy crap you guys! Last night was some inception crap. I'm on these new meds for the HBP and one I have to take before I go to bed. One second I was late for my state championship game and I was suppose to pitch, but my mom kept taking the wrong direction. After that, Dad and I were on the grandparents farm and we were country cruising (never done that before). I knew I needed to wake up, so I tried to get out of the dream and woke up in Sioux City, Iowa at a middle school slumber party where all my middle school friends were there. That was the last layer before I woke up. I mean WTF?! :runaway:

you've never country cruised before?

 :buh-bye:
Not with dad. :dunno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on July 02, 2014, 01:49:22 PM
I had a dream that my house was infested with giant cockroaches and I tried to get the vacuum and suck them up but before I could they would escape into the vents and then I looked down the vent and it was like a dungeon full of cockroaches down there :barf:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on July 02, 2014, 05:23:10 PM
do you live on 1201 s 12th? :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on July 02, 2014, 05:25:04 PM
do you live on 1201 s 12th? :ohno:

 :runaway:

no!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 'taterblast on July 03, 2014, 02:55:53 AM
i've woken up a few times recently in the absolute best mood ever, completely laughing my ass off. i also remember thinking i had just developed the funniest joke/story ever told while i was sleeping, but can never remember what it was the next morning.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Michiganisstillgood on July 03, 2014, 03:15:10 AM
i've woken up a few times recently in the absolute best mood ever, completely laughing my ass off. i also remember thinking i had just developed the funniest joke/story ever told while i was sleeping, but can never remember what it was the next morning.

I did the best joke thing this morning, actually.

I remember the punch line ended with something hacky like "...that shouldn't be something that happens."
Can't recall the rest of it, but trust me when I say it killed in my dream, like "standing O" killed.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mr Bread on July 03, 2014, 10:36:53 AM
i've woken up a few times recently in the absolute best mood ever, completely laughing my ass off. i also remember thinking i had just developed the funniest joke/story ever told while i was sleeping, but can never remember what it was the next morning.

I have never experienced this or anything even remotely similar.  Sounds fabulous. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on July 03, 2014, 10:39:25 AM
i dunno, i picture a donnie darko "waking up laughing" session.  any other weird crap happen?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: fun muffin on July 10, 2014, 06:05:17 PM
Last night I took some melotonin which always makes my dreams more vivid.

Ok so I'm from Wichita, and in my dream 21st St. turned into a canal that was probably 15 feet deep.  Everyone was driving their cars like normal on top of the water.  I looked out of window into the canal and I could see tons of Lemon sharks.  I remember vividly knowing they were lemon sharks too because #sharkweek.  Anyways, how weird is that?  Bunch of lemon sharks on 21st St. 

 :dunno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 10, 2014, 09:33:13 PM
I think it's really weird when you accept something in your dreams as facts, like one you've always known (like the lemon sharks) even thought it's really random and not a fact at all.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on July 10, 2014, 11:23:58 PM
I think it's really weird when you accept something in your dreams as facts, like one you've always known (like the lemon sharks) even thought it's really random and not a fact at all.

That's the beauty of dreams.

Also every once in a while I have lucid dreams.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 10, 2014, 11:49:45 PM
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on July 11, 2014, 12:04:31 AM
A recent dream I had(pretty mumped up) and I don't remember a lot of it but.

I was in trouble with some gang person and they were torturing me and the other people in my group. It went in stages for how bad it was, but it was all self-inflicted. Like they forced me to do it or they would kill me.

Anyway I don't remember the early ones but the last one before I woke up... I had to cut basically a giant rubber band looking strip of skin off my body, then hang it around my shoulder like you would a bow or a duffle bag.

I finally woke up and my heart about beat out of my chest.

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 11, 2014, 12:07:51 AM
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trogdor on July 11, 2014, 12:10:08 AM
Ive been having alot of dreams recently of stud me doing lots of studly things.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on July 11, 2014, 12:14:56 AM
Ive been having alot of dreams recently of stud me doing lots of studly things.

That's a pretty lame description of your dreams
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 11, 2014, 12:23:08 AM
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

A lot of times (not for me, but when this happens) your dreams keep playing. It's like a transparency over the reality that you're seeing, so you're seeing both in the same image. The sounds are still going too. I've had the sounds keep playing and that's extra terrifying, especially since it was before I learned this was a thing so I naturally assumed the sounds were real.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 11, 2014, 12:37:40 AM
i generally don't remember dreams (except when on certain medication, then i get extremely realistic dreams) so none of the times it's happened to me did my dream keep playing.  my eyelids wouldn't even open tho.  it's rough ridin' terrifying to be awake and not be able to make a single movement except rolling your eyes around in darkness.

weirdly, the first time it happened, i had saw a thing about it on tv like a week before, so that calmed me a little.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: nicname on July 11, 2014, 06:24:40 AM
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

Very freaky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12821.msg286951#msg286951



Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 11, 2014, 09:33:47 AM
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

This happened to me several times as a teenager and it really freaked me out, especially since there were people in the room at least one time and I couldn't speak to them. Hasn't happened in a really long time now though.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Asteriskhead on July 13, 2014, 06:53:39 AM
Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple H were teaching me how to professional wrestle when the nurse came in to check my vitals this morning. I'm pretty pissed I didn't get to finish the dream. Also, this is the first dream I have remembered in quite a long time.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on July 13, 2014, 10:17:58 AM
I was standing  at a bar on some beach and the bartender kept making me shots, but I couldn't taste them
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on July 14, 2014, 09:09:00 AM
Saturday night I dreamt that Gooch introduced me as his girlfriend and I was like "Wait, what?"
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 14, 2014, 10:23:29 AM
I had a dream last night that I was staying in some type of college townhouse back at K-State. Like, I went back to school for some reason. Over night someone broke into our place. We didn't get it, cause they didn't harm us or take anything. Turns out, there was a group of ppl in manhattan who kept breaking into ppls houses at night while ppl were asleep to film pornos. We found a random copy and they were doing it around all the ppl who were sleeping at night. Very strange.

Oh and a shark almost attacked me last night too, before ms. wacky woke me up cause I was punching my arms in my sleep to save myself.  :)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on July 14, 2014, 10:29:31 AM
it was your old roommate filming you again and it wasn't a dream
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 14, 2014, 10:30:22 AM
it was your old roommate filming you again and it wasn't a dream
:eek: This explains a lot.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: _33 on July 15, 2014, 07:21:59 AM
I never dream, but I remember one from last night for some reason.  I had to run a really fast 600m in order to make this sports team I wanted to make (not sure what sport).  So this girl was timing me running the 600m and I ran a 5:02.  I thought she had timed it wrong or something so I wore the stopwatch around my neck the next time and ran a 5:12.  Didn't make the team.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on July 15, 2014, 08:27:31 AM
That is a really slow 600m
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 13, 2014, 11:19:24 AM
Have we talked about when you accidentally wake up during your REM cycle and you're still paralyzed, but you're looking around your room trying to move? It's pretty freaky. Hadn't happened to me since I was 18 and it happened twice in the past month.

it's the absolute worst feeling in the world.  it's only happened to me maybe 3 or 4 times, but it's the closest to pure fear i've ever experienced.

Very freaky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=12821.msg286951#msg286951






couple nights ago i had a dream i was fake sleeping in a bed, watching someone in the room. They grabbed a pillow to put over my face...i knew it was a dream so i tried to wake up...but my body wouldn't let me. My arms and upper body wouldn't move till i basically freaked out and woke up out of breath.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 14, 2014, 10:26:39 AM
had a dream last night that taterblast and myself flew to maui to watch the cats. we had a great time until we hiked up an active volcano (my idea) and 'blast got fried by some lava.

hope youre ok, bro. miss you.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 20, 2014, 08:34:27 AM
I had a dream last night that I got a new puppy named Scooch McGooch and he was a super cute tiny puppy version of whatever kind of dog McGruff the Crime dog is (bloodhood?).
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SdK on August 22, 2014, 01:35:35 AM
Ever wake up and are really happy and have someone on your mind, but no reason why? Then during the day, things happen that give you fleeting moments of the dream but never figure out what it was all about? They only happen for me with my female best friends and they make me happy. :D
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 08:18:58 AM
I keep having the recurring dream of my HS sweatheart. I mean, we were together for 3 years, and I still dated her my first two years of college. She's married and pregnant now. What does it all mean? I'm waking up and I miss her. Is that weird? Is this normal? It's been like 10 years you guise!  :curse:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 14, 2014, 08:26:25 AM
I keep having the recurring dream of my HS sweatheart. I mean, we were together for 3 years, and I still dated her my first two years of college. She's married and pregnant now. What does it all mean? I'm waking up and I miss her. Is that weird? Is this normal? It's been like 10 years you guise!  :curse:

Is that the one that cheated on you? Do you suspect that Ms. Wacky is cheating and your subconscious is putting the known cheater in your head?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 08:29:21 AM
I keep having the recurring dream of my HS sweatheart. I mean, we were together for 3 years, and I still dated her my first two years of college. She's married and pregnant now. What does it all mean? I'm waking up and I miss her. Is that weird? Is this normal? It's been like 10 years you guise!  :curse:

Is that the one that cheated on you? Do you suspect that Ms. Wacky is cheating and your subconscious is putting the known cheater in your head?
Yes. When I was away at college. Ms. Wacky's new job has her working with "models" for her product. When I was out of town last weekend she got drunk and kept telling me "how guys were hitting on her", etc. Last night, she went to a happy hour with her new work team and I was over hearing about it. Especially since I came home and had to clean her dogs crap up in the living room and let him out. Am I crazy, paranoid, etc.? Also, I woke up like really missing my ex. It was so weird. Like, I felt guility about it this morning.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 14, 2014, 08:42:12 AM
I keep having the recurring dream of my HS sweatheart. I mean, we were together for 3 years, and I still dated her my first two years of college. She's married and pregnant now. What does it all mean? I'm waking up and I miss her. Is that weird? Is this normal? It's been like 10 years you guise!  :curse:

Is that the one that cheated on you? Do you suspect that Ms. Wacky is cheating and your subconscious is putting the known cheater in your head?
Yes. When I was away at college. Ms. Wacky's new job has her working with "models" for her product. When I was out of town last weekend she got drunk and kept telling me "how guys were hitting on her", etc. Last night, she went to a happy hour with her new work team and I was over hearing about it. Especially since I came home and had to clean her dogs crap up in the living room and let him out. Am I crazy, paranoid, etc.? Also, I woke up like really missing my ex. It was so weird. Like, I felt guility about it this morning.

Your head is so easy to get inside.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 08:49:09 AM
I know!  :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 14, 2014, 08:54:07 AM
P.S. You shouldn't feel guilty about anything that happens in a dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 14, 2014, 08:56:40 AM
Pro-tip:  girls tell their guys about when other guys hit on them so as to let their guy know that they are desirable to others.  It's sort of a "get your crap together or I'm going to pogo stick every dong I come across and make sure you know about it."  She's probably insecure about your relationship, wanting more, etc, something like that.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 08:57:05 AM
P.S. You shouldn't feel guilty about anything that happens in a dream.
:thumbs:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 09:00:23 AM
Pro-tip:  girls tell their guys about when other guys hit on them so as to let their guy know that they are desirable to others.  It's sort of a "get your crap together or I'm going to pogo stick every dong I come across and make sure you know about it."  She's probably insecure about your relationship, wanting more, etc, something like that.
She hasn't ever done that till recently. To be honest, I kinda set myself up for it. When i'd be out for Royals games, I'd leave PNL early cause I didn't trust myself around all the floozies that were party rocking and trying to grind on us. She'd always be like "you're home early, how bout that win!?" and I'd tell her why I left early. I just think this is her getting back at me. I trust her tho.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on November 14, 2014, 09:04:46 AM
Pro-tip:  girls tell their guys about when other guys hit on them so as to let their guy know that they are desirable to others.  It's sort of a "get your crap together or I'm going to pogo stick every dong I come across and make sure you know about it."  She's probably insecure about your relationship, wanting more, etc, something like that.
She hasn't ever done that till recently. To be honest, I kinda set myself up for it. When i'd be out for Royals games, I'd leave PNL early cause I didn't trust myself around all the floozies that were party rocking and trying to grind on us. She'd always be like "you're home early, how bout that win!?" and I'd tell her why I left early. I just think this is her getting back at me. I trust her tho.

Yeah, she is letting you know that she isn't stuck with you but that doesn't mean she would really do anything.

And, BTW, her saying GUYS are hitting on her is not as bad as you saying you didn't trust YOURSELF.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 09:07:07 AM
Good point. Also, good talk!  :cheers: I needed this therapy this morning.  :)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on November 14, 2014, 09:29:27 AM
Hey wacky one thing I do is if I catch some dude scopin' my babe I tell her "that dude was checkin' you out girl!"  She pretends to not care but I'm sure it's a little ego boost. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 09:32:01 AM
Hey wacky one thing I do is if I catch some dude scopin' my babe I tell her "that dude was checkin' you out girl!"  She pretends to not care but I'm sure it's a little ego boost.
Yeah, I do that to. It makes them feel good. Nice angle, Emo.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on November 14, 2014, 02:57:14 PM
 :lol:

man you guys need to put out some kind of alert when there is master dating thread gold hidden in the dream thread
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on November 14, 2014, 03:00:53 PM
Baby, you know I just can't trust my bumps around all that grindin!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on November 14, 2014, 03:47:27 PM
 :D
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Spracne on November 14, 2014, 04:00:55 PM
P.S. You shouldn't feel guilty about anything that happens in a dream.

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0tx6bIrn91rrb9iko1_500.gif)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rabid Cow on November 19, 2014, 10:45:11 AM
Had a dream within a dream the other night.  I'm still not convinced I'm awake right now.  How do I fix this?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on November 19, 2014, 10:47:49 AM
Had a dream within a dream the other night.  I'm still not convinced I'm awake right now.  How do I fix this?

definitely don't do anything you would regret in real life, just in case.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Unruly on December 12, 2014, 09:19:26 AM
So I've said before in this thread that I can only remember like 1 or 2 dreams a year.

Last night Unruly GF stayed over and after we had been asleep for a few hours apparently I woke her up because I kept saying "yup yup" over and over.


Then I said "that's definitely rape" and then started fighting with the covers.


Don't remember a lick of it, but it sounds like I was having a wild time.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Unruly on December 12, 2014, 09:27:03 AM
So I've said before in this thread that I can only remember like 1 or 2 dreams a year.

Last night Unruly GF stayed over and after we had been asleep for a few hours apparently I woke her up because I kept saying "yup yup" over and over.


Then I said "that's definitely rape" and then started fighting with the covers.


Don't remember a lick of it, but it sounds like I was having a wild time.

No I beg your pardon. I actually said "get raped definitely"

My mistake.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 07, 2015, 04:20:08 PM
I had a dream the other night that Gooch & I had a restaurant; but it was like on some small island in the Caribbean and it was actually just like a house with a really large living/dining room set up like a restaurant. He was the chef/bartender. I was the hostess/waitress/business manager.

All my family was there (helping us get set up, maybe) and then a really long orange and brown snake flew at my cousin and grabbed onto his bottom eyelids.

It was a pretty good deal until the snake showed up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on January 07, 2015, 04:21:47 PM
I had a dream the other night that Gooch & I had a restaurant; but it was like on some small island in the Caribbean and it was actually just like a house with a really large living/dining room set up like a restaurant. He was the chef/bartender. I was the hostess/waitress/business manager.

All my family was there (helping us get set up, maybe) and then a really long orange and brown snake flew at my cousin and grabbed onto his bottom eyelids.

It was a pretty good deal until the snake showed up.
I could get on board with this. Including the snake part too.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2015, 04:27:52 PM
Ok, I told myself I wasn't going to share this on the board, cause I figured some of you would think i'm full of crap/crazy, but here it goes. I've been taking these sleep meds that give me crazy dreams for the last two months to put me to sleep. During these dreams, I move around a lot. Two weeks ago, some guy in my dream was coming after one of my family members and I reached out with my left hand to slap him. Only, IRL, my hand made that motion while I was sleeping and I woke up to a "ouuuuuuuccchhh!" as I had accidentally slapped ms. wacky in the face.  :ohno:

Two night ago I punched our headboard after she had left for work from a dream too.  :ohno:

No more medicine.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 07, 2015, 04:31:21 PM
Ok, I told myself I wasn't going to share this on the board, cause I figured some of you would think i'm full of crap/crazy, but here it goes. I've been taking these sleep meds that give me crazy dreams for the last two months to put me to sleep. During these dreams, I move around a lot. Two weeks ago, some guy in my dream was coming after one of my family members and I reached out with my left hand to slap him. Only, IRL, my hand made that motion while I was sleeping and I woke up to a "ouuuuuuuccchhh!" as I had accidentally slapped ms. wacky in the face.  :ohno:

Two night ago I punched our headboard after she had left for work from a dream too.  :ohno:

No more medicine.

Is this the explanation that she gave her co-workers for her bruises?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on January 07, 2015, 04:32:49 PM
 :lol: We were very excited it didn't bruise, cause it was right before the holidays.  :ROFL:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on January 08, 2015, 11:43:14 AM
i had a dream last night that i was in this zombie apocalypse thing and angelina jolie was with me and some other people.  i dont remember the first part of it but we were trying to get away and were hiding in this house.  a group of people went outside to see if we could move to the next house, they got about 15 feet out the door and froze in place and got shot by this blob orb thing and exploded.

it was almost like the dream reset and i was with the same people again in this place and again, angelina jolie was with us.  we were in this house and she started talking about how we were going to survive and stuff.  then while she was talking she pulled out a bottle of lotion and started putting it on her legs and arms, all while still talking about how we were going to survive.  we heard something outside and so angelina and a few went outside and got like 15 feet outside the door and again were frozen in place.  i started yelling at people that we had to get away and stuff and they all looked really confused.  then that blob orb thing hit angelina and the others and they exploded.

the zombie things then started coming into the house and i jumped out a back window and then everything got all dark and there was a message that said "out of bounds, game over".  then i woke up.  :confused:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 08, 2015, 11:50:25 AM
I think the message here is always remember to moisturize no matter what happens if you want to look as hot as Angelina Jolie.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on January 08, 2015, 11:51:14 AM
i had a dream last night that my boss came over to my house to tell me about this great deal he got on some sweaters. i mean it was like buy 2 for $10 type thing, and they are high quality sweaters. he got one in orange and one in blue or something. so he was like pressuring me to do it too, so i bought a black one and a gray one, and he was all  :dubious: at my color choices, and i was like "but black and gray go with everything!" anyway they ended up being really comfortable
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trogdor on January 08, 2015, 11:54:41 AM
I had a dream where I went skiing. I've never gone before. Now I really want to.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on January 08, 2015, 12:44:29 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was playing Katniss Everdeen in a Saturday Night Live sketch. But I had forgotten to memorize my lines, so I was cramming right before we did the sketch live.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: treysolid on January 08, 2015, 12:45:49 PM
I had a dream last night where I was a documentary filmmaker and I was interviewing Nick Nolte. He told me that he had written a script for a boxing biopic and was set to direct and produce it but his wife wouldn't let him do it because he hadn't written a part for her in the movie. The worst thing about it, he told me, was that he already had lined up Daniel Day Lewis to play Evander Holyfield in the film. So then I went to go interview DDL and he was out living in some shack in Appalachia. He was wearing overalls and a big floppy hat and he had grown out a long beard. He started telling me that he was inconsolable once he found out that Nolte had to shelve the movie because he was looking forward to the challenge and he thought that the script was amazing. Then he started screaming about how he didn't want to be out living in the sticks. He was screaming "Do you think these are my friends?!?! I don't belong here!!" and then he started spitting in the faces of all these hill people and knocking their hats off their heads.

Then I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on January 08, 2015, 01:22:55 PM
I want to dream like that, but I'd also like to have hot girls rubbing lotion on their legs.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Fedor on January 08, 2015, 02:50:45 PM
Ok, I told myself I wasn't going to share this on the board, cause I figured some of you would think i'm full of crap/crazy, but here it goes. I've been taking these sleep meds that give me crazy dreams for the last two months to put me to sleep. During these dreams, I move around a lot. Two weeks ago, some guy in my dream was coming after one of my family members and I reached out with my left hand to slap him. Only, IRL, my hand made that motion while I was sleeping and I woke up to a "ouuuuuuuccchhh!" as I had accidentally slapped ms. wacky in the face.  :ohno:

Two night ago I punched our headboard after she had left for work from a dream too.  :ohno:

No more medicine.
It's called sleep fighting and you are in good company.  #RonSwanson
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: cDubya on January 08, 2015, 07:42:41 PM
So I'm also one of those who only remembers a couple dreams a year, and last night was horrifying...

Backstory: I got a haircut yesterday.

Dream: My barber did the usual haircut, no problem. He always uses a straight razor to trim the back of my neck. Did that, no proble . Then... he trimmed my mustache without asking. This may not be as big of a deal to most, but I have a handlebar that I've been growing for over a year, and I woke up panicking beyond belief.

All good though, the 'stache is in tact.  :gocho:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on January 09, 2015, 04:35:38 PM
OMG!! Cdub has a handlebar stash. Can't wait to encounter.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on January 09, 2015, 07:19:43 PM
it's glorious
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: cDubya on January 09, 2015, 09:43:33 PM
OMG!! Cdub has a handlebar stash. Can't wait to encounter.


Gonna win 'em all!

Yep, taking it here at the end of the month...  :gocho:

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: kslim on January 12, 2015, 06:42:19 AM
had a dream last night that a mountain dog(known for just hanging around ski resorts)stole my ski pole when i was strapping in, running in ski boots is very tough guys
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Asteriskhead on January 12, 2015, 06:47:18 AM
I had a dream the other night that Gooch & I had a restaurant; but it was like on some small island in the Caribbean and it was actually just like a house with a really large living/dining room set up like a restaurant. He was the chef/bartender. I was the hostess/waitress/business manager.

All my family was there (helping us get set up, maybe) and then a really long orange and brown snake flew at my cousin and grabbed onto his bottom eyelids.

It was a pretty good deal until the snake showed up.
I could get on board with this. Including the snake part too.

can't wait to be the busboy at this establishment.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: EMAWmeister on January 14, 2015, 03:40:47 PM
Last night was pretty wild. Woke up sprinting out of my room, looking for a light switch. I was just shaking my arm as hard as I could, because I felt like there was a huge spider or an octopus latched onto my hand. Get to the kitchen, turn the lights on and then I just realized that my arm was super numb from sleeping on it.

Then before I woke up this morning I dreamed that I had the game winning hit in Game 7 of the WS and it ended exactly like the Wild Card game.  :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on January 14, 2015, 10:18:13 PM
So I'm also one of those who only remembers a couple dreams a year, and last night was horrifying...

Backstory: I got a haircut yesterday.

Dream: My barber did the usual haircut, no problem. He always uses a straight razor to trim the back of my neck. Did that, no proble . Then... he trimmed my mustache without asking. This may not be as big of a deal to most, but I have a handlebar that I've been growing for over a year, and I woke up panicking beyond belief.

All good though, the 'stache is in tact.  :gocho:
Pics?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 29, 2015, 08:40:21 AM
Last night I dreamt that I was at one of those shitty Oklahoma casinos (probably the one right next to South Coffeyville)...and we were playing slot machines...then I needed to get some more money from the ATM, but the ATM gave me a huge bunch of twenties so I just stuffed them into my backpack.
But when we left they said they had to search me, so of course they found all the money and assumed it was gambling winnings (my dream didn't take into account that you don't actually get twenty dollar bills from slot machines) and I couldn't really tell them that it all came out of the ATM and they counted it, it was $466,000. So I was mad that I was going to have to pay taxes on it, but then they were just going to give me some tickets that were each worth $25,000 and I had to come redeem them at the casino. And they wouldn't even give me any cash so I was leaving with less than I came with. I was really pissed.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on May 29, 2015, 08:53:01 AM
should've used Incognito mode
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: tdaver on July 01, 2015, 04:00:53 PM
Was at a Frank / Currie press conference in what seemed to be Currie's office.  Frank pulled out a Canadian constitution that showed Currie illegally let him go and somehow gave Frank the power to fire Currie, which he did.  I got up, grabbed Currie's things, and threw it all out in the hallway.  Then ran to the bar to tell my buds how awesome it was, but they didn't care.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on July 01, 2015, 07:02:33 PM

Was at a Frank / Currie press conference in what seemed to be Currie's office.  Frank pulled out a Canadian constitution that showed Currie illegally let him go and somehow gave Frank the power to fire Currie, which he did.  I got up, grabbed Currie's things, and threw it all out in the hallway.  Then ran to the bar to tell my buds how awesome it was, but they didn't care.
Your dream friends are awful people.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on August 15, 2015, 09:27:00 AM
Took a lot of allergy medicine last night and passed out. Had a very lucid dream that 3 games into the ball season oscar gets crap canned. Woke up in a fog not knowing what day it was and grabbed my phone. :frown: no confirmation of oscar's demise.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: cfbandyman on August 15, 2015, 10:04:29 AM
Took a lot of allergy medicine last night and passed out. Had a very lucid dream that 3 games into the ball season oscar gets crap canned. Woke up in a fog not knowing what day it was and grabbed my phone. :frown: no confirmation of oscar's demise.

You saw the future  :surprised:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CNS on August 15, 2015, 10:07:24 AM
Oh man!  If this comes to pass, we need some brand info.

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on August 15, 2015, 10:25:19 AM
 :excited:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on August 15, 2015, 11:58:16 AM
Had a dream I was hanging out with Lana Berry and she told me how great I was at Twitter.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 27, 2015, 07:58:22 AM
Last night one of my dreams was that I was sitting at my desk at work, in front of my computer. BUT I knew I was dreaming (but I think that was part of the dream, i.e. dream within a dream and in the outside dream I knew I was dreaming the inside dream).

So, what did I do with this knowledge? I got on my computer and went to gE to the last nights dream thread to post about it....but the computer was real slow and I never got here before the dream ended.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on August 27, 2015, 08:40:17 AM
earlier in the week i had a dream that i was trying to do home improvement projects and my drill battery died and i couldnt find any other batteries OR the charger. it was a nightmare.

last night i had a dream that i was assigned like 3 more projects at work to complete before i leave.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: cas4ksu on August 30, 2015, 11:01:47 AM
I had a dream last night that I was Jon McGraw during the 1999 game against Oklahoma State. I got into a fight with the Oklahoma St. coach before half when they were talking noise when they were beating us.

I already knew what the outcome was so I was confident in telling him that we were going to come back and beat them.

Perhaps, I actually travelled back in time?!?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on August 30, 2015, 01:24:56 PM
Dreamed that I was standing in my back yard playing with my kids.  It was daytime but you could still see the moon in the sky.  I look up at the moon and BOOM it explodes so I scoop up my kids and start running to the house but I stop and look up again and see huge pieces of moon coming right at us so I just sit down and hold my kids then I woke up. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: wetwillie on August 30, 2015, 01:39:36 PM
Dreamed that I was standing in my back yard playing with my kids.  It was daytime but you could still see the moon in the sky.  I look up at the moon and BOOM it explodes so I scoop up my kids and start running to the house but I stop and look up again and see huge pieces of moon coming right at us so I just sit down and hold my kids then I woke up. 

What color was the grass?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on August 30, 2015, 02:22:02 PM
Dreamed that I was standing in my back yard playing with my kids.  It was daytime but you could still see the moon in the sky.  I look up at the moon and BOOM it explodes so I scoop up my kids and start running to the house but I stop and look up again and see huge pieces of moon coming right at us so I just sit down and hold my kids then I woke up. 

What color was the grass?

It was crispy brown late Kansas summer grass(I don't irrigate).  Which is weird cause everything is still green this year. #El Niño
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on August 30, 2015, 04:13:22 PM
I dreamed that I was at some gathering where I saw SD and lil'sd. Lil'sd was riding on SD's shoulders. I waited for just the right time and then toddlerdobber and I came around a corner and I said, "Steve! It's me!" He didn't know who I was and didn't acknowledge the name Steve. I was really sad and the moment was very awkward. I am still not sure how I knew it was SD, but I was certain it was.


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: renocat on August 30, 2015, 08:21:44 PM
I know I had a good dream when I wake and I have hold of my wallies.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bones129 on August 30, 2015, 08:40:39 PM
lol
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Brock Landers on August 31, 2015, 02:17:58 PM
I haven't been able to remember my dreams in a long time.  Like, as soon as I wake up I know I had a dream and it was probably one where something cool happened but when I try to remember the dream the details of it start to vanish almost immediately.    :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 17, 2015, 08:41:04 AM
Last night I had a dream that SD's family was on vacation and Gooch was gone, so me and SD were just hanging out together.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 17, 2015, 08:43:05 AM
I had a dream last night (first in a few months probably), but it was really odd and somewhat nsfw
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 17, 2015, 08:44:20 AM
I had a dream last night (first in a few months probably), but it was really odd and somewhat nsfw

You can't just say you had a NSFW dream and then not describe it.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on September 17, 2015, 08:46:04 AM
Or you can cut out all of the juicy stuff like Mrs Gooch did.


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: TownieCat on September 17, 2015, 08:47:52 AM
Had a dream I was hanging out with Lana Berry and she told me how great I was at Twitter.
I can't believe this was overlooked. Lana is great. :thumbs:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 17, 2015, 08:48:33 AM
I have a really weird and disturbed mind Mrs gooch
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 17, 2015, 09:40:41 AM
I have a really weird and disturbed mind Mrs gooch

Just send me a PM if you don't want everyone else to know the details.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on September 17, 2015, 12:40:07 PM
Post the dream!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Trogdor on September 17, 2015, 04:54:47 PM
Had a dream where we beat baylor this year. It felt good
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 18, 2015, 03:26:05 AM
Post the dream, liblib!!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 18, 2015, 08:59:14 AM
Someone please interpret this dream I had last night:

There was a school bus full of kids and some of them jumped off but then ran to get back on. One of the kids didn't make it and the bus drove away, so I reluctantly picked the kid up and took him home to try to figure out where he needed to go...

But the kid had been taught not to talk to strangers (getting in the car with them, apparently, was not a problem) so he wouldn't tell me his name, phone number, or address. Finally I got his last name out of him (Dempsey) and called a school. I didn't even know if it was the school he went to....And I was on the phone with them trying to explain the situation when the dream ended.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 18, 2015, 09:02:19 AM
That dream made me want a smokestack from dempseys
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on September 18, 2015, 08:48:35 PM
Someone please interpret this dream I had last night:

There was a school bus full of kids and some of them jumped off but then ran to get back on. One of the kids didn't make it and the bus drove away, so I reluctantly picked the kid up and took him home to try to figure out where he needed to go...
maybe you got left out of something when you were little, and that was a self projection of how you felt when you weren't included.

But the kid had been taught not to talk to strangers (getting in the car with them, apparently, was not a problem) so he wouldn't tell me his name, phone number, or address. Finally I got his last name out of him (Dempsey) and called a school. I didn't even know if it was the school he went to....And I was on the phone with them trying to explain the situation when the dream ended.
when your parents or a family member wanted to know why you were upset you held everything inside, and only after a little coercion, you let a little bit of what happened out, although it was the end.  your parents then tried calling someone else for advice to get the rest out of you

im probably way off, but lots of times an 'out of body' perception of past events is the root cause of some dreams like that. idk
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on September 18, 2015, 08:59:33 PM
jesus lib, that pm was just pure filth
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CNS on September 18, 2015, 09:25:07 PM
Or you can cut out all of the juicy stuff like Mrs Gooch did.


Gonna win 'em all!


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 18, 2015, 09:37:56 PM
jesus lib, that pm was just pure filth

i told you  :blindfold:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on September 22, 2015, 08:34:47 AM
Woke up in a panic last night after this one. I was meeting Mrs. Gooch at the car dealership. She was trading in her car. As I got there and the car salesman guy was like "you have made a great choice with this mini-van" I was all :confused: Car sales guy then said "it will be a really safe vehicle for your new baby". Mrs. Gooch steps out from behind the desk and is visibly pregnant. :sdeek: panic pure rough ridin' panic set in.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 22, 2015, 08:56:39 AM
Woke up in a panic last night after this one. I was meeting Mrs. Gooch at the car dealership. She was trading in her car. As I got there and the car salesman guy was like "you have made a great choice with this mini-van" I was all :confused: Car sales guy then said "it will be a really safe vehicle for your new baby". Mrs. Gooch steps out from behind the desk and is visibly pregnant. :sdeek: panic pure rough ridin' panic set in.

 :sdeek:
Well that's quite the opposite of the next car we discussed this weekend.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: hatingfrancisco on September 22, 2015, 09:09:32 AM
Hung out last night busting out some improv acapella diddies with my fellas:

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on September 23, 2015, 05:14:29 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 25, 2015, 01:19:09 AM
Woke up in a panic last night after this one. I was meeting Mrs. Gooch at the car dealership. She was trading in her car. As I got there and the car salesman guy was like "you have made a great choice with this mini-van" I was all :confused: Car sales guy then said "it will be a really safe vehicle for your new baby". Mrs. Gooch steps out from behind the desk and is visibly pregnant. :sdeek: panic pure rough ridin' panic set in.

That could have been my kid. :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SdK on September 27, 2015, 01:14:20 PM
I've been having vivid dreams about my ex lately. Partly enjoyable but mostly not. So I keep feeling like I've spoken to her more recently than I have.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SdK on September 27, 2015, 01:14:28 PM
:frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 03:22:12 PM
I had a pretty terrifying experience earlier today. I was taking a nap and was about to wake up from it, in that half awake/half asleep stage....where you can't move....

So I was laying there and could kind of partially open my eyes and see the room. No one else was in the room, but then my eyes closed (because I couldn't keep them open) and I heard footsteps in the room...someone walked in and got on the bed, and then the person straddled me and sat on me (like their knees were on either side of my hips). I could feel the weight of the person's body on me and I could not move. I was struggling to open my eyes or move but I couldn't.

Then the weight moved up to my chest. It was getting really hard to breath with the weight on my chest. I struggled to try to wake myself up, but I couldn't open my eyes. I knew it was a dream, but I wondered if you could die because you stopped breathing in your dream. So then I decided that I had to fight to wake up, so I tried with all my effort and finally I opened my eyes. No one was on top of me, of course, but I was very freaked out.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 13, 2015, 03:26:49 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 13, 2015, 03:27:12 PM
#napbragging
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 03:28:45 PM
:sdeek:

Was I dreaming or is there a ghost in my house?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 13, 2015, 03:30:47 PM
:sdeek:

Was I dreaming or is there a ghost in my house?
You might have a poltergeist on your hands.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on October 13, 2015, 04:05:03 PM
I had a pretty terrifying experience earlier today. I was taking a nap and was about to wake up from it, in that half awake/half asleep stage....where you can't move....

So I was laying there and could kind of partially open my eyes and see the room. No one else was in the room, but then my eyes closed (because I couldn't keep them open) and I heard footsteps in the room...someone walked in and got on the bed, and then the person straddled me and sat on me (like their knees were on either side of my hips). I could feel the weight of the person's body on me and I could not move. I was struggling to open my eyes or move but I couldn't.

Then the weight moved up to my chest. It was getting really hard to breath with the weight on my chest. I struggled to try to wake myself up, but I couldn't open my eyes. I knew it was a dream, but I wondered if you could die because you stopped breathing in your dream. So then I decided that I had to fight to wake up, so I tried with all my effort and finally I opened my eyes. No one was on top of me, of course, but I was very freaked out.
probably just sleep apnea
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 13, 2015, 07:19:06 PM
Boob job recently?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 13, 2015, 07:22:12 PM
Have you seen insidious?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2015, 07:23:30 PM
what size of a person would you say was sitting on you?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 08:25:49 PM
I have not had a boob job, have not seen insidious, and it was about a Gooch-sized person.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2015, 08:28:19 PM
a person similar in size to mr. gooch or a person the size of an average person's gooch?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 08:29:22 PM
a person similar in size to mr. gooch or a person the size of an average person's gooch?

I capitalized Gooch.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2015, 08:39:42 PM
so were you actually in that awake purgatory thing or were you just dreaming you were in that?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 13, 2015, 08:41:34 PM
This was an obvious succubus attack. Missing any vital energy?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 08:42:21 PM
so were you actually in that awake purgatory thing or were you just dreaming you were in that?

Well I don't know. How would I ever know? But I did wake up after much effort to do so.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 13, 2015, 08:44:48 PM
Like this?

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Nightmare.JPG/1280px-John_Henry_Fuseli_-_The_Nightmare.JPG)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 08:46:40 PM
This was an obvious succubus attack. Missing any vital energy?

I think an incubus would make more sense.  :dunno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2015, 08:47:17 PM
omg what movie was that painting in recently?  i went down quite a wiki hole with it
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2015, 08:48:08 PM
the fall

(@tobias)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 13, 2015, 08:48:09 PM
What the eff is the horse up to?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 13, 2015, 08:51:10 PM
OK I did have a second where I thought the thing might rape me but that didn't end up happening (unless it erased my memory of that part).
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 13, 2015, 08:52:14 PM
OK I did have a second where I thought the thing might rape me but that didn't end up happening (unless it erased my memory of that part).

that was the horse
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 14, 2015, 08:52:03 AM
It was a polterGooch with a cloaking device.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 14, 2015, 12:01:22 PM
Had the exact same thing happen to me my freshman year of college, except I was sleeping on my stomach so it felt like someone was straddling my back. Didn't have as difficult of time breathing as you did, but some.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 01:01:30 PM
Had the exact same thing happen to me my freshman year of college, except I was sleeping on my stomach so it felt like someone was straddling my back. Didn't have as difficult of time breathing as you did, but some.

This is not the first time I have had the experience of seeing the room and not being able to move. But it is the first time someone sat on me during that experience.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 14, 2015, 01:03:25 PM
Do any of you dream from a third person perspective?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 14, 2015, 01:20:52 PM
Do any of you dream from a third person perspective?

I think I did once.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 14, 2015, 01:52:16 PM
Do any of you dream from a third person perspective?

I often dream that I am in a movie, and sometimes I see what the camera is seeing. But my consciousness of being in a movie comes and goes during the dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 14, 2015, 03:12:33 PM
Third person is probably not the correct term, more like a free mode camera like GTA games. Like all my dreams are this way, I never dream through my own eyes. Didn't know if this is weird
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 16, 2015, 09:42:54 AM
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 16, 2015, 10:12:11 AM
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair
The second one is outstanding and the first one is pretty great, too.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on October 16, 2015, 10:13:54 AM
I want to strangle my subconscious.  my dreams are so cruel.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AppleJack on October 16, 2015, 10:15:42 AM
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair

you are an insane person
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 16, 2015, 10:20:42 AM
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair

This is great.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 16, 2015, 10:21:18 AM
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair

you are an insane person
Might be, but I bet his hair is really great!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 16, 2015, 10:27:38 AM
the craigslist laptop one was almost a bad dream it came with such a deeply intense feeling of regret/remorse
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 16, 2015, 10:28:34 AM
like, there was no way my life could bounce back from eating this laptop and losing $50 from craigslist.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 16, 2015, 12:02:05 PM
Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 16, 2015, 12:06:52 PM
Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.

T's & P's.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 16, 2015, 12:08:56 PM
Damn, Stevesie has a poltergeist too.  :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 16, 2015, 12:42:31 PM
Anyone ever have crazy dreams after taking Zyrtec?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 20, 2015, 08:26:12 AM
I was sitting in an airport somewhere in the Far East with a colleague on a work trip.  We had a long layover so I suggested we fly to Seoul so I could get a haircut.  Miles, first class, boom we are in Seoul.  Walking around I noticed all the shops were closing at about 4PM.  Disappointed I saw an American and asked him what was up, he says we are really in Nampa (which must be some adjoining community that supports an American military installation there).  But I was rough ridin' determined to get my Korean haircut, so I asked him about a really fast cab, he says it's better to ride share (apprently my colleague was gone).  So I somehow beamed out this rideshare desire from my brain, and out from the crowd pops this dude who looks like an exact mix between The Most Interesting Man in the World and Tim Curry.  We jump into this black Lambo and tell the driver to punch it an he's driving like a maniac doing things I'm now sure are not even physically possible.  At some point we have to get out, there is a traffic jam or something, and walk on, then decide to double back and get the car again.  Only it's missing.  The driver suspects us of setting him up, and he begins to beat the crap out of us, demanding to know where his car is.  I plead with him, tell him I only wanted a Korean haircut, and after a while he believes me and let's us go.  Can't remember anything afer that, other than I'm sure I didn't get a haircut.   :frown:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 20, 2015, 09:48:42 AM

Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.
Hey Stevsie, where have you been for the last couple of weeks? How was Halloween?


Gonna win 'em all!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: cfbandyman on October 20, 2015, 12:49:56 PM
Had a dream my dad died from a brain aneurysm on March 21st 2015 (don't know why the date was specific) :frown: But since he's still alive and it's past that date all is good right?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 20, 2015, 12:51:45 PM
Had a dream my dad died from a brain aneurysm on March 21st 2015 (don't know why the date was specific) :frown: But since he's still alive and it's past that date all is good right?

Are you sure that the guy that you thought was your dad is your dad? Maybe your real dad died on March 21.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on October 20, 2015, 12:53:51 PM
I was sitting in an airport somewhere in the Far East with a colleague on a work trip.  We had a long layover so I suggested we fly to Seoul so I could get a haircut.  Miles, first class, boom we are in Seoul.  Walking around I noticed all the shops were closing at about 4PM.  Disappointed I saw an American and asked him what was up, he says we are really in Nampa (which must be some adjoining community that supports an American military installation there).  But I was rough ridin' determined to get my Korean haircut, so I asked him about a really fast cab, he says it's better to ride share (apprently my colleague was gone).  So I somehow beamed out this rideshare desire from my brain, and out from the crowd pops this dude who looks like an exact mix between The Most Interesting Man in the World and Tim Curry.  We jump into this black Lambo and tell the driver to punch it an he's driving like a maniac doing things I'm now sure are not even physically possible.  At some point we have to get out, there is a traffic jam or something, and walk on, then decide to double back and get the car again.  Only it's missing.  The driver suspects us of setting him up, and he begins to beat the crap out of us, demanding to know where his car is.  I plead with him, tell him I only wanted a Korean haircut, and after a while he believes me and let's us go.  Can't remember anything afer that, other than I'm sure I didn't get a haircut.   :frown:
This is really awesome. I mean, how does the mind rough ridin' work?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 22, 2015, 12:48:17 PM

Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.
Hey Stevsie, where have you been for the last couple of weeks? How was Halloween?


Gonna win 'em all!

Lots of things going on in the life of Stevesie recently. I've been missing this place.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on October 22, 2015, 01:05:33 PM
Third person is probably not the correct term, more like a free mode camera like GTA games. Like all my dreams are this way, I never dream through my own eyes. Didn't know if this is weird

This seemed weird to me, so I googled it. Turns out it's rare but not unheard of - usually associated with the onset of schizophrenia. Are you hearing any voices yet?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2015, 01:07:28 PM
When under the influence of certain drugs I hear faint music when there is none
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 22, 2015, 01:07:58 PM
Third person is probably not the correct term, more like a free mode camera like GTA games. Like all my dreams are this way, I never dream through my own eyes. Didn't know if this is weird

This seemed weird to me, so I googled it. Turns out it's rare but not unheard of - usually associated with the onset of schizophrenia. Are you hearing any voices yet?

In my dream the cab driver was kicking the crap out of us and I watched it from a third person view, not quite GTA mode. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on October 22, 2015, 01:10:38 PM
Had a dream i was playing for the blackhawks and prior to the game, i got a haircut, along with some sweet, hockey player bleached hair.  The peroxide didn't help when it was my turn to take a penalty shot, and the puck went flying immediately when it touched my stick on the approach.  after i missed, i went over to get some consolation from my team, and duncan keith was very rude to me.  he said something along the lines of "i think your hair is cool, but i don't want to stand next to you after that penalty shot."
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 01:12:18 PM
I got super buzzed last night and I was really really thirsty. My dream was mocking me. I was in a swimming pool and kept chugging glasses of ice water. My irl body couldn't do anything about it. I just had to lay there, asleep, being really thirsty until I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Canary on October 22, 2015, 01:18:03 PM
Anyone ever have crazy dreams after taking Zyrtec?
Percocet causes hallucination dreams in me.  Scary stuff. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 22, 2015, 01:22:09 PM
When I have to pee as I am sleeping, I always dream that I am searching for a toilet and can't find one. If I ever do find one, I am going to pee the bed.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 22, 2015, 01:29:09 PM
I have peeing dreams where I'm peeing and the urge to pee never goes away and I can pee forever.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 22, 2015, 02:41:05 PM
You are definitely pissing that bed
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2015, 02:44:19 PM
I have peeing dreams where I'm peeing and the urge to pee never goes away and I can pee forever.

And I'm the schizophrenic...
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 22, 2015, 02:48:43 PM
last night i was somehow playing football and drums at the same time. pretty hard to describe.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2015, 02:50:08 PM
Drum set? Marching band? Need more details
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: _33 on October 22, 2015, 02:53:05 PM
I VERY rarely remember any dreams, but when I do they are incredibly boring and normal.  The last one I can remember I was driving to work and I remembered that I forgot my wallet so I turned the car around and got my wallet and I was worried I was going to be late for work but I just barely made it.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on October 22, 2015, 02:54:10 PM
i was playing a drum set to some song, then all of a sudden, i was a running back on a simple dive play, but each move was making drum sounds. like right step = bass kick, left step = snare, spin move = crash, bounce off tacklers = tom fill. and still the same song was playing. it was pretty amazing. i would never think of that while awake
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 22, 2015, 02:55:18 PM
I VERY rarely remember any dreams, but when I do they are incredibly boring and normal.  The last one I can remember I was driving to work and I remembered that I forgot my wallet so I turned the car around and got my wallet and I was worried I was going to be late for work but I just barely made it.

Yeah, that's the most boring dream I've ever heard. Even worse than my dreams about spreadsheets.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 22, 2015, 02:56:02 PM
You should sell that idea to Hollywood mocat
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 26, 2015, 03:00:53 PM
Had a dream I woke up and my dog was still asleep and I went to pet him and he was cold and stiff and dead.  I bawled like a baby, actually like a deep and loud groan or howl to represent the deepest pain I've ever felt in my life.  Like something out of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.  Was so happy to actually wake up and realize my dog was still alive.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on October 26, 2015, 08:24:45 PM
i had a dream that i wanted to sell this little acer micro laptop on craigslist and then i took a bite out of the whole thing and it was like a delicious chocolate bar but then i had a buyer at a great price but now i couldnt sell it because i had taken a huge bite of it.

also later i had a dream that i had a full head of long black hair that i really wanted to hang down real nice but no matter how much i brushed and combed it was big and curly then all of a sudden it was down and flowing like i wanted and i was in an auditorium watching some kind of presentation sitting with my friends but i got called up to sit in the front with russian mobsters and they complimented my hair

 :lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on October 26, 2015, 09:38:56 PM
This acer netbook is real.  accepting bids
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stevesie60 on October 27, 2015, 12:18:13 PM
Sleep paralysis last night. It's such a weird state of being. I felt like I was being dragged off my bed and spun around. There was also weird eerie music, like exactly what you think of when you think of alien movie scenes, and I had to keep telling myself that aliens were not beaming me up to their ship, but that it was just sleep paralysis and I was fine.

It was also weird because it happened like, 15 seconds after I was moving around and totally alert. Laid down, noise got really loud and I thought, "yup, paralyzed". I do not care for sleep paralysis.

Same thing last night. I wish I could explain how real it felt to be flying around my room uncontrollably, mind you while being completely conscious.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 27, 2015, 12:52:54 PM
I had a dream last night that I was a kid back in my old house in Iowa (It had a super creepy basement where I swore there were ghost down there) and my mom came to my room (which was all of a sudden in that rough ridin' basement) and she kept trying to lock the doors on me. I kept screaming "ghosts are here", but nothing came out. Then as she was walking away, my doors started rocking back in forth and some demon kept screaming in my ear. Finally, I screamed (and I could speak this time) "Mom! I rough ridin' told you! Ghosts are here, come back!"

After this, Ms. Wacky shook me/woke me up and said: "What did you tell your mom? All I heard you scream in your sleep was: "Mom, I rough ridin' told you!""

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on October 27, 2015, 12:59:16 PM
wacky getting earholed by a demon gave me a hearty lol
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 27, 2015, 01:00:08 PM
I know, right?!  :D
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 27, 2015, 01:02:14 PM
I CAn'T BELIEVE YOU WoULD SPeaK TO YOUR mOTHER THAt WAY!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on October 29, 2015, 09:05:01 AM
I had one last night that included me flying, orcs marching to war like in LOTR, BSFS, other people flying, tanks and Lamborghini's.  I'm trying to remember the details but I know those things were all in it
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 15, 2015, 12:31:46 PM
Last night I had a dream that my sister and I got kidnapped. So the kidnappers just had us hanging out in this big group of people not really confined or anything (which may have been influenced because I was watching Alpha Dog a couple days ago). We even had phones, so I suddenly thought that I could text someone to rescue me but then realized that the phone had no service.

So eventually we were in a somewhat open area and my sister & I ran away real fast and got to a house to call our mom.....and we told her we had been kidnapped and she said, "Were you really kidnapped or are you just saying that because you are out passed your curfew?"
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on December 15, 2015, 12:33:35 PM
mrs gooch is married and still has a curfew  :lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: slobber on December 15, 2015, 01:08:25 PM
Passed.


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on December 15, 2015, 01:45:13 PM
Passed.


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I am pretty sure that is the correct usage. We had passed the time of our curfew. Like if you are looking at the time on a timeline, we were moving along the timeline and there was a point (the curfew) which we went by (i.e. passed).
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 01:52:56 PM
#teampast
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: sys on December 15, 2015, 01:54:08 PM
 :eek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CHONGS on December 15, 2015, 02:00:12 PM
i wonder when I will finally stop having the dream that I am missing a crucial class to get my degree (and I hope that nobody has noticed).  This happens at least four times a year I think.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on December 15, 2015, 02:03:22 PM
i wonder when I will finally stop having the dream that I am missing a crucial class to get my degree (and I hope that nobody has noticed).  This happens at least four times a year I think.
mine are always some high school class i've been ditching out on.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: sys on December 15, 2015, 02:04:02 PM
i wonder when I will finally stop having the dream that I am missing a crucial class to get my degree (and I hope that nobody has noticed).  This happens at least four times a year I think.

i used to dream that.  it stopped when i stopped dreaming.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on December 15, 2015, 04:13:14 PM
i wonder when I will finally stop having the dream that I am missing a crucial class to get my degree (and I hope that nobody has noticed).  This happens at least four times a year I think.

I heard a comic on a podcast recently that this really did happen to. He graduated, walked, received the paper and 8 months later they called him and said they messed up and he still needed public speaking credits.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on December 24, 2015, 01:42:57 PM
i was leaving a bar, in the parking lot
earlier in the night i was informed that ron prince was at the same bar.  i never saw anyone who i thought was ron prince
his buds are standing right next to me and he came running out of the  bar
one of his buddies tripped him as he ran up to us all
ron thought it was me that tripped him and jumped on top of me, he was ready to brawl
he looked much younger and smaller than i thought he would, i realized then why i didn't see him in the bar
i told him that i was also a KAT, just like him and he was like really?
then i began complimenting him on his original staff
we then became friends.  as i was listing his staff members, he was like ya that guy was great
he really liked it when i gave him james franklin props
he kind of was mad about raheem
i didn't mention matt because i've never been able to say his name, and now he's a drug addict anyway so doesn't matter
we left as bros, he had his arm around me and we were walking and i hopped he wouldn't find out i was a mod here b/c the ron prince thread would have sent him into orbit.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AbeFroman on December 31, 2015, 12:18:48 PM
Two nights ago:
Guns n Roses reunited and announced a stadium tour Rob (CEO of Sporting KC) started tweeting that there was big news coming. Then they announced a GNR concert at Sporting KC stadium. Weird sized stadium for a stadium tour. I tweeted Rob IRL when I woke up but no response.

Last night:
I drove from KC to Manhattan for a Kstate football game. Trim was the driver (or who I think is Trim since I've never met him IRL). He drives a Ford F150 in my dreams apparently. Stopped at Walmart in Topeka and I bought a Kstateo pair of swim trunks for my upcoming vacation. Trim said they were cool, to my surprise. Dream ended before we made it to the game.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on December 31, 2015, 01:18:52 PM
Two nights ago:
Guns n Roses reunited and announced a stadium tour Rob (CEO of Sporting KC) started tweeting that there was big news coming. Then they announced a GNR concert at Sporting KC stadium. Weird sized stadium for a stadium tour. I tweeted Rob IRL when I woke up but no response.

Last night:
I drove from KC to Manhattan for a Kstate football game. Trim was the driver (or who I think is Trim since I've never met him IRL). He drives a Ford F150 in my dreams apparently. Stopped at Walmart in Topeka and I bought a Kstateo pair of swim trunks for my upcoming vacation. Trim said they were cool, to my surprise. Dream ended before we made it to the game.
:lol: on so many levels. Did Trim's F-150 have a truck nut?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AbeFroman on December 31, 2015, 01:22:47 PM
Would have to assume so. Good ol Trim, always a joker!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 17, 2016, 08:44:36 AM
Last night I dreamt that I eavesdropped on a mother & daughter spekaing Spanish and I understood the whole conversation. Here was the whole conversation...

Mother: ¿Quieres queso?
Daughter: *nods*
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on February 17, 2016, 11:24:56 AM
dreamt last night that i applied for my 5th chase card in 2 years but forgot to use a code to get my 50,000 UR points and things got very hectic as i reached out to posters from the board looking for a code to use.  i called their help line but they were no help.  i was pretty upset in my dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ksupamplemousse on March 05, 2016, 11:02:35 AM
Dreamed that I was logged onto Uber, but I hadn't had any hits yet, so I was headed back toward my house to take care of some important crap that couldn't wait (no idea what it was in the dream), when I get a hit on my Uber app and it says that Trim wants to be picked up from Waldo. Well, in the dream I'm dead set on meeting Trim IRL, but I've got this super important thing to do. So, I try to really hurry to complete this task (still can't remember what it was), but it becomes obvious that I'm not gonna make it in time to pick up Trim, and I'm really bummed that there will be no gE encounter. Something about my very important task takes me to Kaufman Stadium and I get stuck in traffic and Trim cancels his ride request and when I get out to to complete whatever this important thing happens to be, the fuzz show up and tow my car. So, I say to myself, "eff it!" and I go watch the Royals whip some ass.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on March 05, 2016, 12:00:44 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: AbeFroman on May 24, 2016, 10:01:53 AM
Had a pretty mumped up dream last night that I was in a North Korean hard labor camp. Not sure how I got there but they were putting people in sweat boxes. The dream ended when Kim Jong Un's daughter developed a crush on me and I pretended to love her back so I could get out of the camp. No idea why my mind decided to go there...
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on May 24, 2016, 02:54:24 PM
3rd night in a row of me blasting the crap out of zombies. So weird and random.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on May 24, 2016, 03:29:10 PM
3rd night in a row of me blasting the crap out of zombies. So weird and random.

Was there anyone holding the door to keep the zombies away from you?
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Post by: stunted on May 24, 2016, 05:47:09 PM
i don't remember the rest of the details now but aaron lockett ran the ball for 600 yards
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: EllRobersonisInnocent on July 25, 2016, 04:51:27 PM
I slept with Hillary Clinton. Wtf.

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Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 25, 2016, 04:56:52 PM
#deleteyouraccount
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Post by: bones129 on July 26, 2016, 12:37:05 AM
I slept with Hillary Clinton. Wtf.

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And?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 26, 2016, 10:31:15 AM
Last night I had this dream...

I was in a pool (a very small but deep pool). There was a person strapped on a board thing in the water. I was supposed to pull them under and they try to hold their breath as long as they can and then I bring them up.

It was like a para-Olympic swimming event. Except that the para-athlete was completely paralyzed so the only thing they could do to compete was hold their breath. (I have no idea how they were supposed to indicate they were ready to come up since they were completely paralyzed.)

But the pool was like 30 feet deep, so I have to tread water while holding this person. So after a while I start getting tired, and I sink down and can't get enough power to get them back up. So I sink all the way to the bottom, finally I push off and barely get back to the surface and some other people pull the person out. Then they start bitching at me for almost killing the para-athlete. And I just walk off because I am completely traumatized by the experience.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Katpappy on August 26, 2016, 10:42:17 AM
Last night I had this dream...

I was in a pool (a very small but deep pool). There was a person strapped on a board thing in the water. I was supposed to pull them under and they try to hold their breath as long as they can and then I bring them up.

It was like a para-Olympic swimming event. Except that the para-athlete was completely paralyzed so the only thing they could do to compete was hold their breath. (I have no idea how they were supposed to indicate they were ready to come up since they were completely paralyzed.)

But the pool was like 30 feet deep, so I have to tread water while holding this person. So after a while I start getting tired, and I sink down and can't get enough power to get them back up. So I sink all the way to the bottom, finally I push off and barely get back to the surface and some other people pull the person out. Then they start bitching at me for almost killing the para-athlete. And I just walk off because I am completely traumatized by the experience.
Were there zombies?  :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: _33 on August 26, 2016, 11:55:15 AM
Some criminals blew up a bridge and it fell onto a gas station and blew it up.  I'm a cop and me and my partner start chasing after this guy that blew it up, well we're chasing him and my partner is almost to him but then he just passes him and passes a finish line.  So then I realize it was actually a race and my partner won.  So the criminal puts a gold medal around his neck and he's just standing there smiling and then I realize there is a bomb in the medal and just as I realize that he blows up.  Then I start chasing after that guy who did it.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on August 26, 2016, 12:08:49 PM
Take it to the wolf spider disguised as terrorists thread.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 13, 2016, 10:30:18 AM
it has been a solid four years or so since i can really remember dreaming while sleeping. over the last month or so, i've started to dream more frequently. last night's were intense, although i don't recall any of it. i imagine this is correlated to my significant decrease in substance consumption.

/csb
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Canary on September 13, 2016, 10:34:28 AM
it has been a solid four years or so since i can really remember dreaming while sleeping. over the last month or so, i've started to dream more frequently. last night's were intense, although i don't recall any of it. i imagine this is correlated to my significant decrease in substance consumption.

/csb
I am older, but I have trouble remembering my dreams, even though I know I have them often.  Mine can't be related to substance consumption, but I wish I could figure it out.  Like you said, some are intense and I'd like to remember details.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SdK on September 13, 2016, 10:34:58 AM
Last night I was able to jump from my room to dream seamlessly. I'd freak out, open my eyes, realize it was a dream, close my eyes and right back in the dream. Bizarre.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on September 13, 2016, 12:24:32 PM
I had some dreams with some really loud crashing and junk then I woke up right as a lightning bolt hit right by my apt.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Asteriskhead on September 13, 2016, 12:41:10 PM
it has been a solid four years or so since i can really remember dreaming while sleeping. over the last month or so, i've started to dream more frequently. last night's were intense, although i don't recall any of it. i imagine this is correlated to my significant decrease in substance consumption.

/csb
I am older, but I have trouble remembering my dreams, even though I know I have them often.  Mine can't be related to substance consumption, but I wish I could figure it out.  Like you said, some are intense and I'd like to remember details.

i'm not terribly concerned with remembering them. i just know that there was a long stretch of time that i had no recollection whatsoever of dreams of any sort. it's a weird sensation for me at this time. i don't particularly care for when they are intense enough to wake me up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 13, 2016, 01:18:01 PM
When something terrible is happening that is basically ruining your life, but then you wake up to realize it was all a dream.....that is a great feeling.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 13, 2016, 01:26:02 PM
#teamnodreams
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Brock Landers on September 23, 2016, 09:09:27 AM
Last night I was playing golf with my cubicle neighbor and his wife but instead of playing on a golf course we were in the desert and using a 2 lane highway as the fairway.  Somehow we were able to stick our tees in the road surface.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on October 05, 2016, 11:13:01 AM
Fell asleep in front of the TV, had a dream that I got a tattoo of Danny Trejo, like a portrait on my back, but on Danny Trejo's arm was a tattoo of my face.  Pretty awesome tattoo idea that I'm now considering.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on November 23, 2016, 08:12:21 AM
mrs mocat and i were dropping our kid (??) off at school and saw a guy that looked like keni burke dropping his kid off at school. i was like omg pretty sure that's keni burke. so i told mrs mocat to start humming the bassline from Risin to the Top. she did, and the dude immediately whipped his head around and looked at us! i was like whoa mr burke i'm a huge fan! and we shook hands and i told him to have a great day. i was like wow that was cool, and mrs mocat was like i don't even know who that was, and i was like, well you absolutely crushed his bassline just now
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on December 22, 2016, 09:12:03 AM
So I had this dream last night that I was at home getting ready to watch the Cats vs KU BBall game in the Food. So right at the tip when the ball goes up both teams start fighting like you see in hockey sometimes when the puck drops and immediately they start a full on fight. A full on bench clearing brawl starts and everyone is involved except for that bearded dork Svi Makilufkgjsyencgvbetspf (sp?) for KU and Claws. As the camera pans out so you can see the entire floor. They are standing off to the side kind of halfheartedly wrestling and pulling at each other’s jerseys. Giant pussies the both of them. Even the mgrs are fighting the other mgrs. Coaches on coaches. But burrito Bill is kicked back on the KU bench with his legs all stretched out and hands behind his head just chillin. When the fight started that hideous female strength coach for KU made a bee line to oscar and began to completely pummel his ass. The funniest part was that Hot Horn dogs was absolutely wrecking fools.  At one point he actually DDT’s that freshman woman beater and stands over him screaming “don’t hit woman”.  The camera then zooms in on Currie sitting at the scores table in complete shock and horror. He looks totally bewildered on how to stop this. I then woke up and was audibly laughing. I should probably use less drugs.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Tobias on December 22, 2016, 09:17:16 AM
i think you should take at least the same amount
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on December 22, 2016, 09:27:10 AM
I wish I had dreams like that.  Wow! 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 22, 2016, 11:47:49 AM
The best thing about that dream is how realistic all of it is. Budke absolutely would be the best brawler on the floor.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: mocat on December 22, 2016, 12:34:52 PM
last night i had a dream that for some reason i was at bob fescoe's house and he was going to show me something on his laptop. when he opened it up, his background wallpaper was a collage of tasteful artisan style black and white nudes of him and his wife, where they pose romantically and cover up their private parts. anyway i don't remember the end of the dream.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on December 22, 2016, 03:50:21 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: SdK on February 11, 2017, 06:20:22 AM
Guys I keep having crazy dreams and waking up feeling paralyzed and all sweaty. I'm gonna sleep on the couch with a light on :(
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Bloodfart on February 12, 2017, 02:12:24 PM
Had a dream about my teeth falling out.  I tugged on my front teeth and they just popped out.  Woke up and felt around with my tongue to make sure my pearlys were still intact.  It felt so real. 
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 12, 2017, 02:44:04 PM
They say the teeth falling out dream is one you have when you fear aging.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: IPA4Me on February 12, 2017, 03:36:55 PM
Had a couple of weird ones lately...

First one happened while I was traveling for work. In the dream, I came home to find my wife hooked on crack and her teeth were all jacked up.

Other one was at home. In the dream, I was traveling. Hanging in the hotel lobby with Tiger Woods. My wife called pissed that I was in the bar with Tiger and I wouldn't leave. She showed up crying with black eyes. She was blaming me but Tiger was my alibi. I left the bar to find a police station so they could photograph my hands but I never could find the police station.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bucket on February 13, 2017, 05:40:33 PM
Last night I dreamt that some rich friends of Trump agreed to give him some of these to MAGA. Except they were yellow instead.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette4.wikia.nocookie.net%2Foverwatch%2Fimages%2F6%2F6c%2FReinhardt_bundeswehr.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20160210002020&hash=393548e58a0d4bddf72db75c448a2bd630f315f9)

I also remember seeing Vince McMahon dressed like a doctor and he was talking about injecting Trump with something and it would either help him MAGA and if it didn't we could be like, "well, he's taking PEDs and dump him." Vince had some blood on his collar and face so he wasn't very good at being a doctor.

It's all a little fuzzy. This was a very small aspect of my dream, but definitely what stuck out the most. I listened to the entire Joe Rogan/Alex Jones podcast yesterday and watched the XFL ESPN 30 for 30 so I think that explains part of it.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: K-S-U-Wildcats! on February 13, 2017, 10:29:00 PM
Dreamed last night I was completely paralyzed. Couldn't move a muscle or speak but was fully conscious. They thought I was dead, took me to morgue, started embalming me. I distinctly remember thinking "crap, I wish I'd just asked to be cremated."

Weird thing is I have no idea where such a shitty dream came from. I'm not overly stressed or anything. It was very similar to a Stephen King short story I read years ago so maybe that's where it came from.

Man what a shitty dream tho.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 13, 2017, 10:52:04 PM
Probably about taxes
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 04, 2017, 08:11:44 AM
In my dream last night, I lived with my parents. Then Alexander Skarsgård moved in with us. After he started hitting me, I told my mom that we would have to start the eviction process because he wouldn't move out if we just told him to.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on April 04, 2017, 08:15:06 AM
Did you have super good sex after he hit you?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on April 04, 2017, 08:16:44 AM
Did you have super good sex after he hit you?

No. I was just laying on the floor.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 04, 2017, 08:20:41 AM
So just average sex then?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: puniraptor on June 05, 2017, 08:42:23 PM
I had a pretty weird dream where my family and I and some random people I know who post a lot of religious stuff on facebook had dinner with the pope in a torchlit stone medieval banquet hall and the pope asked people about their health concerns and touched them and said a prayer that I think healed them but I couldn't really tell.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: CHONGS on July 20, 2017, 05:17:31 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.stack.imgur.com%2FPHhaX.png&hash=f5542342dca8fdf4f833a1e7fda35901d1e7df25)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on July 21, 2017, 08:19:59 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.stack.imgur.com%2FPHhaX.png&hash=f5542342dca8fdf4f833a1e7fda35901d1e7df25)
Would hang that in the living room.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on August 25, 2017, 08:39:05 AM
I had a dream that today was Saturday so I was really disappointed when I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: kslim on August 25, 2017, 10:20:37 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.stack.imgur.com%2FPHhaX.png&hash=f5542342dca8fdf4f833a1e7fda35901d1e7df25)
that needs to be in my mancave
Title: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on January 10, 2018, 08:06:25 AM
I played the new COD WWII game about a week ago.  My alarm woke me up this morning(which it never does) and I was having an intense Nazi Zombies dream.  The map was a combination of a school gym, a cattle stable thing and a rooftop armory sniper post thing.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bucket on January 24, 2018, 08:41:15 PM
Monday night I had a dream I stole a UPS truck. Last night I had a dream me and my friends stole a school bus and we were surrounded by 15-18 cops and I was fighting them off as they tried to board the bus.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on February 07, 2018, 02:09:36 PM
almost every night i have the same dream wherein i've skipped class for an entire semester, and it becomes time for the final.  it's usually some sort of science class.

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: GregKSU1027 on February 07, 2018, 02:11:00 PM
almost every night i have the same dream wherein i've skipped class for an entire semester, and it becomes time for the final.  it's usually some sort of science class.
This sounds awful tbh

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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on February 07, 2018, 02:53:17 PM
almost every night i have the same dream wherein i've skipped class for an entire semester, and it becomes time for the final.  it's usually some sort of science class.
I still have it where I missed the class entirely and I needed it for credits to graduate.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 8manpick on February 07, 2018, 03:09:32 PM
almost every night i have the same dream wherein i've skipped class for an entire semester, and it becomes time for the final.  it's usually some sort of science class.
I've had that occasionally, it's always been high school and it seems like the night lasts forever. Always wake up kind of panicked
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DQ12 on February 07, 2018, 03:21:12 PM
almost every night i have the same dream wherein i've skipped class for an entire semester, and it becomes time for the final.  it's usually some sort of science class.
I've had that occasionally, it's always been high school and it seems like the night lasts forever. Always wake up kind of panicked
weirdly, the setting is always my grade school.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 07, 2018, 04:11:07 PM
I've done it irl but never had the dream  :Chirp:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: meow meow on February 07, 2018, 04:11:23 PM
i've been out of school for 11 years now, and occasionally still have dreams of having a test tomorrow that i haven't studied for.  i always wake up really happy that i never have to study anymore
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 07, 2018, 04:15:16 PM
It's probably been at least a couple of years since I've dreamed about school.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: IPA4Me on February 07, 2018, 07:51:52 PM
I keep having a dream that somebody is in my room. Been some short nights recently.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 08, 2018, 08:38:58 AM
Last night I dreamed that TBT, Gooch, and I were roommates (also Metalhead but we never saw him).
So then TBT tells me about how he had robbed a bank or something (the details are hazy).

Then Gooch & I are at a sporting event and the FBI starts detaining people. They put a big red puffy coat on me to indicate that I am one of the detainees. So we hear through the murmurs of the crowd that they are questioning people about TBT. So I am trying really hard to remember his name IRL because, as his roommate, I should probably know it. The FBI is definitely not going to believe me if I say that I don't know his name. Also if I have to explain why I know him as "The Big Train" the FBI will find gE and start investigating everyone on here.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on February 08, 2018, 09:20:02 AM
:sdeek: :lol:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 08, 2018, 09:28:31 AM
:sdeek: :lol:

I know!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Kat Kid on February 08, 2018, 11:59:59 AM
almost every night i have the same dream wherein i've skipped class for an entire semester, and it becomes time for the final.  it's usually some sort of science class.

Yes, I had that as a recurring nightmare throughout most of my academic years.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: yoga-like_abana on February 08, 2018, 01:46:08 PM
Last night I dreamed that TBT, Gooch, and I were roommates (also Metalhead but we never saw him).
So then TBT tells me about how he had robbed a bank or something (the details are hazy).

Then Gooch & I are at a sporting event and the FBI starts detaining people. They put a big red puffy coat on me to indicate that I am one of the detainees. So we hear through the murmurs of the crowd that they are questioning people about TBT. So I am trying really hard to remember his name IRL because, as his roommate, I should probably know it. The FBI is definitely not going to believe me if I say that I don't know his name. Also if I have to explain why I know him as "The Big Train" the FBI will find gE and start investigating everyone on here.
if that was a tv show it would have me by the balls
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Institutional Control on February 08, 2018, 01:51:41 PM
Last night I dreamed that TBT, Gooch, and I were roommates (also Metalhead but we never saw him).
So then TBT tells me about how he had robbed a bank or something (the details are hazy).

Then Gooch & I are at a sporting event and the FBI starts detaining people. They put a big red puffy coat on me to indicate that I am one of the detainees. So we hear through the murmurs of the crowd that they are questioning people about TBT. So I am trying really hard to remember his name IRL because, as his roommate, I should probably know it. The FBI is definitely not going to believe me if I say that I don't know his name. Also if I have to explain why I know him as "The Big Train" the FBI will find gE and start investigating everyone on here.

Incred.

Have you met TBT in person or seen a picture of him to know what he looks like?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 08, 2018, 02:47:30 PM
Last night I dreamed that TBT, Gooch, and I were roommates (also Metalhead but we never saw him).
So then TBT tells me about how he had robbed a bank or something (the details are hazy).

Then Gooch & I are at a sporting event and the FBI starts detaining people. They put a big red puffy coat on me to indicate that I am one of the detainees. So we hear through the murmurs of the crowd that they are questioning people about TBT. So I am trying really hard to remember his name IRL because, as his roommate, I should probably know it. The FBI is definitely not going to believe me if I say that I don't know his name. Also if I have to explain why I know him as "The Big Train" the FBI will find gE and start investigating everyone on here.

Incred.

Have you met TBT in person or seen a picture of him to know what he looks like?

Yes he was on the winning FattyFest trivia team with me in 2016, although you'd never even know I was a Fatty Fest Champion from my signature thing would you?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 08, 2018, 02:58:47 PM
You didn't win at ff16 smdh
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 08, 2018, 03:14:45 PM
You didn't win at ff16 smdh

I have a belt that says otherwise...
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: The Big Train on February 08, 2018, 03:43:51 PM
:love:

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180208/763d79e3075d5f59f5f0429a719943cc.jpg)
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Gooch on February 09, 2018, 08:33:00 AM
It was my birthday and I was at Auntie Maes. There was a big box covered with a tarp for me. I pull back the tarp and it is a young pig that Rick Daris bought me to to BBQ. When I told Daris I didn't know how to butcher a pig he got really mad and clipped a leash onto the pig's collar and stormed off up the steps.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: IPA4Me on September 11, 2018, 06:15:18 AM
Make out sesh with college crush. Legit felt her lay down in the bed. Spooked me as I was sleeping alone last night.

Oh and look who popped in the first insta story this morning.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 11, 2018, 08:20:48 AM
Yeah, holy lucid dreaming last night. Mine was less fun, IPA4me. I had a demon come and tell me that I have 8 weeks to get my crap straight or i'm going to hell.

Oh and look what thread popped up first on gE for me this morning.  :runaway:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: IPA4Me on September 11, 2018, 08:48:05 AM
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 11, 2018, 09:49:33 AM
Yeah, holy lucid dreaming last night. Mine was less fun, IPA4me. I had a demon come and tell me that I have 8 weeks to get my crap straight or i'm going to hell.

Oh and look what thread popped up first on gE for me this morning.  :runaway:

8 weeks is plenty of time. Nothing to worry about yet.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 11, 2018, 09:52:12 AM
Did the demon reveal what crap you don't have straight?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 11, 2018, 09:57:09 AM
Not really, but it was kind of a setup in the dream. Like, I was out partying with some bros from HS and College and somehow I hooked up with a chick in my dream (I think I was supposed to know I was married in the dream) and I think that was like a moral compass challenge that I didn't pass. Mrs. wacky heard me screaming help from her workout room in the basement at like 5:30 AM this morning. I had like a marathon of messed up dreams all  mixed into one last night.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 11, 2018, 09:57:40 AM
I agree that 8 weeks seems like a breeze. Thank god!
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 11, 2018, 10:00:01 AM
Scrooge only got one night to get his crap straight. I bet you don't even see your first ghost until Halloween.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 11, 2018, 10:04:51 AM
This demon challenge sounds pud af
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on September 11, 2018, 10:11:56 AM
He did tell me at first that I was literally mumped, but then I started weeping like a lil b and then he came back with that counter offer.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on September 11, 2018, 10:13:07 AM
Lol
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 11, 2018, 10:17:30 AM
That demon fell for the oldest trick in the book.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on September 27, 2018, 08:44:29 AM
This morning when I "woke up" I was having one of those waking paralysis things. I was laying in the bed and I could feel the headboard moving, like something was coming out of it (think Freddy Kruger). Also, I could feel someone feeling around my body. But I couldn't move to stop it.

Also, I was alone IRL.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: GregKSU1027 on September 27, 2018, 08:46:07 AM
I had a dream last night that my dog from back home, ran away but he just ran to Manhattan to see my brother and i.


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 10, 2018, 04:56:57 PM
Gooch and I were getting chased by some serial killer. We kept thinking we had got away and then he would show up and we had to hop in a vehicle real quick to get away.
Somehow we got separated and then I was with my sister... then I get a text from Gooch.... But when I opened it, the text contained a picture of Gooch's dead body floating in a pool.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 10, 2018, 05:06:25 PM
Gooch and I were getting chased by some serial killer. We kept thinking we had got away and then he would show up and we had to hop in a vehicle real quick to get away.
Somehow we got separated and then I was with my sister... then I get a text from Gooch.... But when I opened it, the text contained a picture of Gooch's dead body floating in a pool.

FF18 premonition  :Wha:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on October 10, 2018, 05:11:12 PM
Gooch and I were getting chased by some serial killer. We kept thinking we had got away and then he would show up and we had to hop in a vehicle real quick to get away.
Somehow we got separated and then I was with my sister... then I get a text from Gooch.... But when I opened it, the text contained a picture of Gooch's dead body floating in a pool.

FF18 premonition  :Wha:

Well if you want to know the full story, there was a second text with a bunch more dead bodies in the pool.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on October 10, 2018, 05:12:59 PM
 :ohno:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 10, 2018, 06:18:12 PM
:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 12, 2018, 10:59:53 AM
Looking back, it might be time for wacky to start working on getting his crap straight. Only about 3 more weeks to go.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 12, 2018, 02:12:21 PM
 :sdeek:
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: pissclams on January 08, 2021, 08:35:57 AM
myself and dlew were co-hosts of an hour long npr radio show with a 65 year old hipster lady where we reviewed 3 movies every week.  the format was- first 15 minutes we would just talk about stuff, then each subsequent 15 minute block would be used to review 1 of the 3 movies for the week.

plot twist 1- the whole gist of the show was that neither dlew nor i would watch any of the movies we were supposed to be reviewing 

plot twist 2- our co-host, the old lady, doesn't know that we don't watch the movies, but our listeners do.  our jobs were to try to make it through the episode w/o making her too mad at us for our terrible takes on movies which we never watched

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on January 08, 2021, 09:18:33 AM
I have two recurring dreams:

1. The semester started about four weeks ago at KSU and I haven't even found where my classes are, bought any of the required books or been to a single lecture and there is someone living in my dorm room that isn't supposed to be there.

2. Our HS football team has a playoff game and the old, out-of-shape version of me is suiting up and I can't remember any of the plays.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: steve dave on January 08, 2021, 09:19:59 AM
I have basically those same dreams regularly


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bucket on February 01, 2021, 11:17:15 AM
I made a delicious plate of food and dropped it on the floor. In a rage I picked up my plate and smashed it against the floor. This may be related to the cooking thread.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on February 09, 2021, 08:02:17 AM
Don't remember what the first dream was about but I woke up from it shouting for Mrs SSOC to help me. Went back to sleep and had a second dream about shopping in mall on the outskirts of Concordia, KS that was filled with maskless shoppers. There was a store inside the mall selling different flavors of popcorn. Went out into the parking lot and saw that a motorcade (containing Putin) was rolling up. Fled into an adjacent wooded area with my cousin on a 4-wheeler. Was chased by members of the FSB before waking up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DaBigTrain on February 11, 2021, 09:47:07 AM
I dreamed that there was a critical flaw found in Bitcoin and the supply was increased dramatically. That made the price drop 50% in a matter of minutes and it was going down fast.  I was freaking out deciding if I was going to sell or not, I ended up decided I was going to hold until 0.

I woke up and immediately checked the price and felt better because that would never happen outside of dream land.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on April 14, 2021, 09:10:59 AM
Jim Harbaugh was my step dad and we had Christmas together at my parents place.

I just showed up and my mom was like "Your dad and I aren't together anymore, I'm dating Jim" and I was like holy crap that's Jim Harbaugh. I also remember taking a picture of him wearing some cheeky Christmas hat and thinking to myself "This is the craziest crap ever"

Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on April 14, 2021, 09:14:07 AM
Side Note - I'm on like day 5 of quitting tobacco and the nicotine withdrawls give you some pretty crazy/vivid dreams.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on April 14, 2021, 09:19:46 AM
Jim Harbaugh was my step dad and we had Christmas together at my parents place.

I just showed up and my mom was like "Your dad and I aren't together anymore, I'm dating Jim" and I was like holy crap that's Jim Harbaugh. I also remember taking a picture of him wearing some cheeky Christmas hat and thinking to myself "This is the craziest crap ever"


That's really wild.

Side Note - I'm on like day 5 of quitting tobacco and the nicotine withdrawls give you some pretty crazy/vivid dreams.
Congrats on quitting. You've got this.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: DaBigTrain on October 15, 2021, 04:48:06 AM
Just finished writing down what I remember from a very epic dream. Included IRL friends and internet friends and college football and riots and saving people from the riots on horseback to a lesson learned from rugby to absolute enjoyment and wanting to go out to eat then to realizing it was a dream and wanting to tell the others then me being alone trying to leave and being chased and I fly away.

That’s the rough outline and holy crap I was like out of breathe when I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on October 15, 2021, 06:29:50 PM
Just finished writing down what I remember from a very epic dream. Included IRL friends and internet friends and college football and riots and saving people from the riots on horseback to a lesson learned from rugby to absolute enjoyment and wanting to go out to eat then to realizing it was a dream and wanting to tell the others then me being alone trying to leave and being chased and I fly away.

That’s the rough outline and holy crap I was like out of breathe when I woke up.
That's pretty wild.

A few weeks ago, I had a dream that they were getting ready to do an operation on a person on the oak dining room table in my grandpa's farmhouse. My grandpa and uncles were all gowned up like the doctors from MASH and they were carrying the patient in. I think he had been injured in a wreck on the highway or something. They were going to use the dining room light for OR lighting. I woke up before any incisions were made. One of the weirdest, most vivid dreams I've had in a long time.
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Post by: pissclams on July 26, 2022, 12:39:59 PM
patrick mahomes was hanging out at my house in full uniform, the doorbell rings, pat goes to answer it and opens the door.  on the other side is a pizza delivery driver from dominos.  he’s an overweight 40’s year old white guy with a mahomes haircut and wearing a mahomes jersey but with the wrong number on it.  mahomes and delivery driver mahomes stared at each other through the open doorway, the pizza was cold.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: nicname on January 18, 2024, 11:07:56 AM
despite being mouth-breathers, houthies don't need to mew, because of their naturally healthy jaws
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stupid Fitz on January 18, 2024, 11:11:31 AM
For two nights in a row I was playing HS football again. Very weird. I have these off and on, but its been a bit and to have them 2 nights in a row is pretty weird.

My subconscious is maybe telling me to go out and kick someones ass today or something.  :dunno:
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Post by: steve dave on January 18, 2024, 11:15:50 AM
My only recurring dream is I haven’t gone to class all semester and now I’m mumped. So enjoyable to wake up from that and remembering that I irl didn’t go to class all semester multiple times and ended up just fine.


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Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: bucket on January 18, 2024, 11:26:25 AM
Last week’s dream:

Scene: my friend’s wedding.

I’m in my tux. I have to go back to my hotel room to get something for the wedding. On my way back from the hotel a kid stabs me. I grab the kid and throw him down four flights of stairs. He dies. I show up to the wedding and I’m worried I’ll be charged with murder.

Last night I had a dream that I was building a house and it had a massive deck with a pool, multiple hot tubs, seating and cubbies built into the deck. I also went to the grocery store and some guy confronted me because I guess I had confronted him at the store before. I was also confronted by a store worked but I cannot remember what for.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: star seed 7 on February 04, 2024, 09:28:16 PM
Last night I had a dream that I was in a writing class with kRusty and I was really struggling with the prompts and kRusty was visibly annoyed with me panicking so I finally asked him for some help and he just rolled his eyes at me and said to try harder and then I had to read the assignment in front of the class and just completely locked up and then woke up.
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 04, 2024, 09:36:35 PM
Oh, and this wasn't like a college class but like current age type we paid for this class experience type thing
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: OB_Won on February 04, 2024, 11:19:05 PM
Oh, and this wasn't like a college class but like current age type we paid for this class experience type thing
I'm pretty sure it means you're in love with your mother.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on February 08, 2024, 03:47:06 PM
Had a dream last night where I was offered a job as Chris Kliemans secretary/personal assistant. I was debating moving to manhattan but hadn't made up my mind by the time I woke up.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Spracne on February 08, 2024, 03:57:05 PM
Had a dream last night where I was offered a job as Chris Kliemans secretary/personal assistant. I was debating moving to manhattan but hadn't made up my mind by the time I woke up.

You got Neek'd?
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: ben ji on February 08, 2024, 04:45:59 PM
Had a dream last night where I was offered a job as Chris Kliemans secretary/personal assistant. I was debating moving to manhattan but hadn't made up my mind by the time I woke up.

You got Neek'd?
Nah, like sit in a desk outside of his office type of gig and gatekeep who gets to see him while making his schedule etc.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on March 12, 2024, 09:41:35 AM
Had a dream last night that I was painting a room in my house and my dog came in the room and accidentally kicked the roller and splattered paint all over the walls (there was white paint on the roller even though I was painting the room green). Woke up feeling very mad at my dog and then realized it was just a dream and felt guilty about being mad at the dog.
Title: Re: last nights dream thread...
Post by: Stupid Fitz on March 12, 2024, 11:16:26 AM
Had a dream last night that I was painting a room in my house and my dog came in the room and accidentally kicked the roller and splattered paint all over the walls (there was white paint on the roller even though I was painting the room green). Woke up feeling very mad at my dog and then realized it was just a dream and felt guilty about being mad at the dog.

You better check the room and see if there is paint splattered on the walls.  :ohno: