Great Invention Ideas

[BringBackEcoKat]

When I get too drunk, I can't operate Uber, mostly because my phone is usually MIA. Pressing a button would be easier.

[puniraptor]

When I get too drunk, I can't operate Uber, mostly because my phone is usually MIA. Pressing a button would be easier.

what if its like uber, but they integrate the phone's accelerometer to detect when you have fallen over and arent getting up and it sends a car to get you

[puniraptor]

today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.

[Mrs. Gooch]

today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.

Why hasn't this already been invented???? Also chapstick that doesn't melt.

[puniraptor]

today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.

Why hasn't this already been invented???? Also chapstick that doesn't melt.

maybe its just not economical until carbon nanotubes production is scaled up

[AppleJack]

a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb

[AppleJack]

a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb

Everyone - I've slept on this and realize that not only does this make absolutely no sense, but I'm not entirely sure it's even possible. Please disregard.

[slobber]

a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb

Everyone - I've slept on this and realize that not only does this make absolutely no sense, but I'm not entirely sure it's even possible. Please disregard.

Crap, I was already working with my buds in our biotech dept. Thought they could knock this out in time for Halloween.


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[pissclams]

a cranberry that looks like Donovan McNabb

Everyone - I've slept on this and realize that not only does this make absolutely no sense, but I'm not entirely sure it's even possible. Please disregard.

Crap, I was already working with my buds in our biotech dept. Thought they could knock this out in time for Halloween.


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halloween donovan mcnabb candy corn would take your company's biotech dept to the top of all biotech depts.  they would be industry leaders. 

[Yard Dog]

today i invented (conceptually) deoderant that doesnt melt when its left in your car during the summer.

Why hasn't this already been invented???? Also chapstick that doesn't melt.

AMEN! I have chapstick that melts when it is in my pocket, then I go to put it on and giant chunk comes off. It's so embarrasing! <- would be a great over the top add for the new product.

[puniraptor]

i use my deodorant that melted into a razor sharp texas death spike and then the spike falls off and the plastic edge scrapes my pitskin

[Yard Dog]

i use my deodorant that melted into a razor sharp texas death spike and then the spike falls off and the plastic edge scrapes my pitskin

^ The worst.

[puniraptor]

i dont use chapstick though because it is a conspiracy but i will be willing to license my unmelty deode tech to you chapstick sheeple for a fair price.

[Yard Dog]

i dont use chapstick though because it is a conspiracy but i will be willing to license my unmelty deode tech to you chapstick sheeple for a fair price.

I think a deal can be arranged. 

[AppleJack]

CT Crunch that doesn't get soggy 8 seconds after milk

[pissclams]

a shower that, instead of using water, uses nacho cheese.  jalapeno flavored soap.  loofahs/wash cloths made out of corn chips.

[deputy dawg]

A silent, painless, temporary vocal cord disabler.  Will stop nagging and the snipey crap at the office instantly.  People will line up to give you their money if you can invent this.

[Canary]

a shower that, instead of using water, uses nacho cheese.  jalapeno flavored soap.  loofahs/wash cloths made out of corn chips.

Substitute lime green jello and I am buying.

[Yard Dog]

A silent, painless, temporary vocal cord disabler.  Will stop nagging and the snipey crap at the office instantly.  People will line up to give you their money if you can invent this.

Ear plugs? or a noise canceling muzzle?

[puniraptor]

a shower that, instead of using water, uses nacho cheese.  jalapeno flavored soap.  loofahs/wash cloths made out of corn chips.

already invented. It's called Golden Corral^tm

[AppleJack]

a volleyball, but for horses.

[puniraptor]

the other day i invented confederate flag gear that when you wash it, the confederate colors wash off to reveal a gay flag.

also a confederate flag that color changes to a gay flag when exposed to UV light (like outside on a flagpole)

you could do this with any flag turning into anything. i just thought confederate flag enthusiasts would be the most cheesed at a gay flag.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)

[Yard Dog]

Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)

I'm guessing because they are too expensive to produce / people weren't buying them.

[puniraptor]

Why are HyperColors shirts not still a thing? (Please don't tell me you've never heard of HyperColor shirts.)

i think we had a chapter covering this in my AP history class?