Great Invention Ideas

[Mrs. Gooch]

Sorry if there is already a thread for this. All I could find were food inventions. Please merge if appropriate.

1. Sound proof underwear. This is for old people who cannot control their flatulence and fart all day at the office. Could be smell adsorbing also.

2. Blended wood pellets. These are wood pellets for smokers, which are made from not one kind of wood but a special blend of several different woods all in the same pellet. There would be special blends for specific flavors that have already been pre-tested so it takes all the guess work out of mixing your own combination of woods. (This is for the lazy smokers who own pellet smokers, obviously.) I need a R&D person for this. Gooch has already declined, so PM if interested.

[420seriouscat69]

Puppy/kitty vending machine.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Gooch said he though the blended wood pellets were as good an idea as the kitten vending machine, so I think that means it is good!

[CNS]

I saw a thing last week on twitter, or somewhere like that, that was fart filter undies.  Could buy like three options of what you wanted the air freshener to smell like. 

[Cartierfor3]

light sabers that are real

[deputy dawg]

Some type of painless device that would remotely (and temporarily) disable a person's vocal chords.  Boss rant denied!  Several husbands in my social circle said they'd pre-order one of these.

[Cartierfor3]

real unicorn

[The Big Train]

a purely online currency that isnt bound by the same restrictions of regular money.  would cut down on the transaction costs and would be self regulated.

[Cartierfor3]

anti gravity potion

[CNS]

TIVO for the car radio (TM)

[420seriouscat69]

Inkless pens.

[The Big Train]

hoverboard

[mocat]

light sabers that are real

i laughed out loud at this one and then burped at the same time and it kind of hurt but it was worth it

[CNS]

Kids scream, phone rings, etc,  What did Stan just say on 810AM about oscar sucking ass lately?  Didn't hear it.  Hit rewind. 

[The Big Train]

computer monitor that has a better resolution than a 4K tv, maybe call it 5K

[The Big Train]

massive amounts of cloud storage that you can access while you are checking your email

[420seriouscat69]

Alcohol in a Pill.

[CNS]

Alcohol in a bill.

Bill of a hat?  LHC Bill Snyder?  Duck's bill?

[ksucrcoop]

bladeless knife

[CNS]

KSU QB that can throw and run.

[Cartierfor3]

light sabers that are real

i laughed out loud at this one and then burped at the same time and it kind of hurt but it was worth it

you see tubesock?

[Gooch]

TIVO for the car radio (TM)

I can rewind my Sirius XM.

[hatingfrancisco]

TIVO for the car radio (TM)

I can rewind my Sirius XM.

[star seed 7]

mine does too but i tried to pause it once and when i resumed it it was all grainy and splotchy. so i've never done it again

[Spracne]

A blob with more than 10 regular posters.