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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #125 on: January 19, 2016, 09:28:55 AM »
A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping

I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.
Could be one of Ms Wacky's fetishes to burp you, you should ask

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #126 on: January 19, 2016, 09:32:23 AM »
A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping

I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.

You need a machine that scares you. That will get rid of your hiccups. I don't think it works for burps though.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #127 on: January 19, 2016, 09:40:42 AM »
A machine that makes you stop burping. hiccuping

I hate hiccuping.
That's what I meant! Yeah, I've been getting those a lot lately.
Could be one of Ms Wacky's fetishes to burp you, you should ask
Now that I think of it...

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #128 on: January 19, 2016, 09:50:42 AM »
A little nub on the front of your eyeglasses for more easily putting them on and taking them off.

opti-grab wasn't about ease of use, it was to prevent slippage by taking pressure off of the frames


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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #129 on: January 19, 2016, 10:10:52 AM »
Self cleaning dishes

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #130 on: January 19, 2016, 01:56:53 PM »
A little nub on the front of your eyeglasses for more easily putting them on and taking them off.

opti-grab wasn't about ease of use, it was to prevent slippage by taking pressure off of the frames
didn't that make everyone cross eyed?

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #131 on: January 19, 2016, 02:08:57 PM »
yup and it cost navin $10m in court awarded damages (his entire fortune)


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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #132 on: January 19, 2016, 02:31:18 PM »
Real assault rifles that look like nerf guns. 

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #133 on: January 19, 2016, 02:32:10 PM »
yup and it cost navin $10m in court awarded damages (his entire fortune)

that red and white thermos tho

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #134 on: January 20, 2016, 01:18:42 PM »
An app that helps you find peers with like minded interests to become friends with in a new town that doesn't match you up with creepy people who like to use the internet and apps to make friends.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #135 on: April 25, 2016, 09:03:55 AM »
I am not sure which thread to post this in; I had a dream last night about a new invention.

It is a Roomba-toothbrush thing. It is basically a toothbrush without the handle....just a little brush that goes in your mouth and moves around on it's own to brush your teeth. There would also be a detachable handle that you could put on it if you want to use it in manual mode. How does it stay in your mouth and on your teeth? Not sure yet, that is what R&D is for.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #136 on: April 25, 2016, 09:09:43 AM »
I am not sure which thread to post this in; I had a dream last night about a new invention.

It is a Roomba-toothbrush thing. It is basically a toothbrush without the handle....just a little brush that goes in your mouth and moves around on it's own to brush your teeth. There would also be a detachable handle that you could put on it if you want to use it in manual mode. How does it stay in your mouth and on your teeth? Not sure yet, that is what R&D is for.

you probably shouldn't have shared this one, this thing will change the world as we know it

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« Reply #137 on: April 25, 2016, 09:23:34 AM »
I am not sure which thread to post this in; I had a dream last night about a new invention.

It is a Roomba-toothbrush™ thing. It is basically a toothbrush without the handle (patent pending)....just a little brush that goes in your mouth and moves around on it's own to brush your teeth. There would also be a detachable handle that you could put on it if you want to use it in manual mode. How does it stay in your mouth and on your teeth? Not sure yet, that is what R&D is for.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #138 on: June 23, 2016, 11:04:21 AM »
Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so.  It's an app. 

who here know some stuff about making them?

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #139 on: June 23, 2016, 01:17:37 PM »
Might as well tell us the idea now so we can really get after this thing.


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« Reply #140 on: June 23, 2016, 01:18:25 PM »
Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so.  It's an app. 

who here know some stuff about making them?

iPhone or Android or both?

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #141 on: June 23, 2016, 01:22:18 PM »
My app idea is like opentable but for doctors or really anything that requires an appointment.  OT makes insane money and I want some of that.

Idea 2) opentable but slightly cheaper

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #142 on: June 23, 2016, 01:47:19 PM »
Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so.  It's an app. 

who here know some stuff about making them?

iPhone or Android or both?

Both.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #143 on: June 23, 2016, 01:48:33 PM »
Might as well tell us the idea now so we can really get after this thing.



It would be extremely boring, but could make a specific customer group a large amt of money that I would hopefully get a portion of, if it is possible at all, that is.

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« Reply #144 on: June 23, 2016, 01:49:55 PM »
Guys, I actually have a really good one that I have been thinking about for a month or so.  It's an app. 

who here know some stuff about making them?

iPhone or Android or both?

Both.

Well if you are serious about it PM me and we can discuss.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #145 on: June 23, 2016, 02:25:58 PM »
A custom roll bar to put between your seat and the back seat of a car to keep your kids from kicking.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #146 on: June 23, 2016, 02:59:54 PM »
A custom roll bar to put between your seat and the back seat of a car to keep your kids from kicking.
Those shock'y dog collar things for kids. Activates when kids foot comes in contact with the seat. could also just be integrated into the car set so people won't get too judgy when they see you kid wearing what is clearly a device to shock the crap out of them.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #147 on: June 24, 2016, 09:57:39 AM »
Just duct tape their feet down to their car seat.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #148 on: August 25, 2016, 10:05:52 PM »
are you ready to #disrupt the water fight industry?

now seeking investors.

My product? Pre-filled water balloons.

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Re: Great Invention Ideas
« Reply #149 on: August 25, 2016, 10:14:50 PM »
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