Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can

[felix rex]

I peed in a litter box once. (I was in a tight spot).

[1/64th]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

My wife Lysols/disinfects the TV remote and similar household items on a regular basis. You could flip our toilet seat over and serve hors d'oeuvre on it.

FYI, your cell phone is about as clean as a turd.  So if you're talking on it, just pretend that you're holding a turd and talking into.  That will be all.  Thanks for your time.

[felix rex]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

My wife Lysols/disinfects the TV remote and similar household items on a regular basis. You could flip our toilet seat over and serve hors d'oeuvre on it.

FYI, your cell phone is about as clean as a turd.  So if you're talking on it, just pretend that you're holding a turd and talking into.  That will be all.  Thanks for your time.

cell phone (and clip) included in above "items".

[pissclams]

i love how these bozos are comparing everything in the world to being "as dirty as a turd", or "dirtier than a crap-laden toilet seat".  like that is a good thing.  dumbasses.

[Saulbadguy]

I peed in a litter box once. (I was in a tight spot).

Really?  I peed in the sump pump hole thingy all the time as a kid.

[felix rex]

I peed in a litter box once. (I was in a tight spot).

Really?  I peed in the sump pump hole thingy all the time as a kid.

I was at the apartment of a chick I was trying to hook up with. Her roommate was in the shower in the only bathroom. I'd been drinking all night and was at max capacity, and my aforementioned lady friend was back in the bedroom waiting for me to come back.

All told, it was pretty classy compared to like using the sink or something. And I totally played by cat rules and pawed it over when I was done. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

[yoga-like_abana]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

oh for the love of Ray J that is disgusting

[Deez Nutz]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

oh for the love of Ray J that is disgusting

Can't be that bad if you can wash your hands pretty soon afterward.

[stunz]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

when i was about 8, i had the door open while pooping.  either my brother or sister played some prank on me, so i chased after them, and laid a nice little turd on the floor in the process.

need to wash hands, even if its just a bit of water, no soap.  sometimes you don't taint-press long enough, and it generally is a sweaty area.

saw on the discovery channel that every time you flush, a turd cloud rises up, putting microscopic bits of turd on everything in the surrounding area.  so i flush with the seat down.

[WildCatzPhreak]

saw on the discovery channel that every time you flush, a turd cloud rises up, putting microscopic bits of turd on everything in the surrounding area.  so i flush with the seat down.

You just permanently altered my bathroom trips for the rest of my life.

[felix rex]

saw on the discovery channel that every time you flush, a turd cloud rises up, putting microscopic bits of turd on everything in the surrounding area.  so i flush with the seat down.

You just permanently altered my bathroom trips for the rest of my life.

+1

[SkinnyBenny]

Don't keep your toothbrush near the toilet!  (Gotta watch out for fecal spores.)   

[weird roberts foam finger]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

Once saw a dude eat a turd for fifty.  Used mustard.  Ate about half before vomiting and out of pity the other dude ponied up the fifty anyway.  Remember there being a spirited debate about whether it was preferable to eat one's own poop or someone else's.  Can't remember the consensus view.

Moral of the story?  Don't live in Haymaker.

[SkinnyBenny]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

Once saw a dude eat a turd for fifty.  Used mustard.  Ate about half before vomiting and out of pity the other dude ponied up the fifty anyway.  Remember there being a spirited debate about whether it was preferable to eat one's own poop or someone else's.  Can't remember the consensus view.

Moral of the story?  Don't live in Haymaker.

 

[felix rex]

i know someone who crap in their own hand for ten dollars.

Once saw a dude eat a turd for fifty.  Used mustard.  Ate about half before vomiting and out of pity the other dude ponied up the fifty anyway.  Remember there being a spirited debate about whether it was preferable to eat one's own poop or someone else's.  Can't remember the consensus view.

Moral of the story?  Don't live in Haymaker.

Saw a guy successfully con this bet by deftly substituting a soggy three musketeers. He emerged from the stall with it in a garbage bag, as if he'd fished it out. I even knew it was a candy bar and still got a little queezy when he took a bite.

[Deez Nutz]

Some of you guys are being pretty anal about this whole topic.

[WillieWatanabe]

Some of you guys are being pretty anal about this whole topic.

I see what you did there.

[cas4ksu]

always. warm water is a must too.

[SkinnyBenny]

Hand-washing germaphobe snobs: Do/Did you guys play beer pong?  Waaaaaay unsanitarz.

[pissclams]

no

[steve dave]

Hand-washing germaphobe snobs: Do/Did you guys play beer pong?  Waaaaaay unsanitarz.

no

[pissclams]

I don't do keg stands or bong boone's farm either

[SkinnyBenny]

I don't do keg stands or bong boone's farm either

 

[ChiComCat]

Hand-washing germaphobe snobs: Do/Did you guys play beer pong?  Waaaaaay unsanitarz.

I know a number of people that have gone the route of having water cups for the beer pong and just taking a drink of their own beers after a make.