Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can

[sys]

always wash whenever appropriate hand-drying material is available.  pissing v. shitting isn't part of the equation.


will sometimes go to a public bathroom just to wash hands, nothing else.  when good-smelling soap and above average hand-drying materials are available.

[Paul Moscow]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

[Saulbadguy]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel?? 

could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready. 

If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?

[Paul Moscow]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel?? 

could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready. 

If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?

Sidenote: Is there anything more worthy of an all out ass beating than leaving your nasty used paper toilet cover thing on the toilet or on the floor by the toilet?

[Dr Rick Daris]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

[Pete]

Always no matter what.

Particularly at work.  You never know who is "watching." 

If I'm playing golf, and I co take a piss on the side of the fairway, I can handle that without peeing on my hands...I don't need to wash my hands right away.  But, in a civilized "in-door" situation, ALWAYS is the correct answer here.

[michigancat]

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things. 

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

[felix rex]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

My wife Lysols/disinfects the TV remote and similar household items on a regular basis. You could flip our toilet seat over and serve hors d'oeuvre on it.

[Paul Moscow]

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

Alright dude. You can have the handle that all the dick-touchers use. I'll take the handle outside the office.

We might get sick at the exact same rate but this is about grossness and grossness cares about perception more than aggregate bacterial count.  

[steve dave]

When michigancat shakes hands he reaches and grabs the sweaty dong of the person he's introducing himself to.  I've seem him do it about 50 times.  Super gross. 

[pissclams]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  

could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  

If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?

it's called an ass gasket and the answer is yes, and yes.

[WillieWatanabe]

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things.  

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

Alright dude. You can have the handle that all the dick-touchers use. I'll take the handle outside the office.

We might get sick at the exact same rate but this is about grossness and grossness cares about perception more than aggregate bacterial count.  

yeah, but before you know it, you will turn out like Monk.

[Saulbadguy]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  

could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  

If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?

it's called an ass gasket and the answer is yes, and yes.

I don't like the ass gasket.  I can see the use for them (protect crazy folk from germs) but I tried using one once, and it was all crinkly and disturbing.  

[Saulbadguy]

if you worry about stupid stuff like this then i would advise not looking into how many feces particles are on other objects that you touch a hundred different times on a daily basis. some of you guys are freaking out about bathroom stuff just because it's a bathroom. what about your tv remote? i guarantee it's covered w/ crap. same thing with your steering wheel and a million other things. 

Exactly.  You're just as likely to get sick from any of the other billion or so door handles in the world as you would the bathroom one.

Alright dude. You can have the handle that all the dick-touchers use. I'll take the handle outside the office.

We might get sick at the exact same rate but this is about grossness and grossness cares about perception more than aggregate bacterial count. 

yeah, but before you know it, you will turn out like Monk.

Work with a guy that brings his fork in a plastic ziploc bag.  Will grab a napkin to grab the pepper/salt shakers.  Very weak handshake. 

[felix rex]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  

could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  

If you need to take a crap in a public place do you use those paper toilet cover things?  Does your office offer those?

it's called an ass gasket and the answer is yes, and yes.

I don't like the ass gasket.  I can see the use for them (protect crazy folk from germs) but I tried using one once, and it was all crinkly and disturbing.  

Yeah. My office provides these, but I've never really had a good experience. Only use them in supergross/urgent situations (which appears entirely inconsistent with my handwashing stance).

[pissclams]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

[pissclams]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Yep. Batshit crazy. 

i just wanted to point out to you that you're on really shaky ground here SBG.   really shaky.

[felix rex]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.

[Saulbadguy]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.

They don't get 'roids in Asia due to this.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.

how did you wash your shoes/feet after you used them? 

[_33]

If there is someone else in the bathroom I'll at least pretend to wash my hands.  Like, I'll pretend to push the button but really no soap comes out.  That way I don't have to actually take the time to rub it in and rinse it all off of my hands.  I can just put them in the water for a couple seconds.

[Saulbadguy]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

Did you touch your shoe when you took it off that night? If so i'm sure you got piss germs all over your hands.

[_33]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

Did you touch your shoe when you took it off that night? If so i'm sure you got piss germs all over your hands.

Should probably start calling him Pisshands.   

[felix rex]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

This got me to thinking.

When you decide to #1 at a #2 station -  or are using a toilet at a friends house or something - and see that the toilet seat has been left in the down position, what do you do or what do you use in order to get it back up?

I, Paul, lift the toilet seat with my foot. I will even flush with my foot if the flusher is long enough to take a reverse leg drop.

Do any of you ninnies lift the underneath part of the lid with your hands? That's so freaking nasty if you do.

i generally will attempt to lift with foot, if possible.  if i can't lift with foot then i'll go ahead and lift with hand, having complete confidence in my ability to wash my hands and have them cleaner than a brain surgeon when i'm done.

sidenote:  during a recent trip to mexico i discovered that they all use flushers that you flush with your foot.  incredible. made me feel incredibly devolved.

In Thailand, the gas station bathrooms were just a hole in the floor with corrugated porcelain foot rests on each side "for traction." Awkward, but possibly more sanitary.

how did you wash your shoes/feet after you used them? 

I know! This was an especially big problem with wide feet (MORE SURFACE AREA!  )

[SkinnyBenny]

Did any of you resident David Puddy germophobe frackers ever stop to think that part of the reason door handles are so disgusting is because you put the soles of your shoes on them?  How thoughtless of you.