Washing Your Hands After You Use The Can

[SkinnyBenny]

I mean who's got the time, really?

[Dr Rick Daris]

I mean who's got the time, really?

#2-yes. always.
#1-gmafb. my penis is the cleanest part of my body. why would i wash my hands after i touch it? before maybe. but after? 

['taterblast]

dude, please wash hands after wiping.

but yeah, after a piss, unless you got a substantial amount on your hands somehow, hands cleaning is really unnecessary.

[ben ji]

Best joke my elite farmer uncle from western kansas ever told.

At KU they teach you to wash your hands after you piss, at k-state they teach you how to not piss on your hands.

 

[CrushNasty]

Best joke my elite farmer uncle from western kansas ever told.

At KU they teach you to wash your hands after you piss, at k-state they teach you how to not piss on your hands.

 

In Garth's family tree?? 

[felix rex]

I mean who's got the time, really?

#2-yes. always.
#1-gmafb. my penis is the cleanest part of my body. why would i wash my hands after i touch it? before maybe. but after? 

Srsly. Who doesn't after a dump? That's disgusting and the reason that I suspect everyone of being gross.

Also, I could practically perform surgery with my penis. I handle that crap like a rare document in the Library of Congress: climate-controlled environment and I piss with sterilized tongs.

[WillieWatanabe]

#2 - Always, i get after it when wiping.

#1 - Public places, hardly ever;
       Work, always when others are in bathroom. I don't want any rumors going around work;
       Home, never.

[steve dave]

Always no matter what.

[The42Yardstick]

Always no matter what.

How do you know you're in an International Airport?

When you get off the plane you're Russian, when you hit the bathroom European, and when you walk out you're Finnish.

[michigancat]

I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.

[felix rex]

I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.

It's because of gross dudes like Skinnybenny that don't wash. That bathroom door handle is probably disgusting. Fortunately, my office has those anti-bacterial sanitation stations outside the bathrooms and at the main entrance and stuff.

[LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat]

Man law states no such law that a man must wash his hands after urinating.  Especially after mitterating on someones rug.

[steve dave]

I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.

I do this sometimes.  Depending on the grossness of the people around me and the establishment I'm at.  Would do this around most of you grossers. 

[SkinnyBenny]

I guess I should have clarified that I pretty much meant a #1.  Washing your hands after a #1?  GMAFB.  I especially love that move people do in public restrooms where they very obviously are faking a hand-wash.  Like, brother, I see that you haven't used any soap.  We can just dispense with the formalities and get on with our day, amirite?

#2 post-wash is pretty much necessary when you're as sloppy as me.  I mean if I'm going to be eating 'oaded 'achos I've gotta be healthy about it, I guess.

[Saulbadguy]

Depends on if anyone else is in the restroom.

[pissclams]

You guys are rough ridin' disgusting.  ALWAYS wash your mitts you gross rough ridin' bastards.  rough ridin' disgusting.

[Saulbadguy]

I don't get the people that use a paper towel to open the door after they was their hands.  It just seems silly.

There are a couple people at my office that does this.  He covers the paper towel in hand sanitizer then opens the door.

One day I want to smear the handle with crap while he is still in the bathroom to see if he finds a way out.

[pissclams]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

[Saulbadguy]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Yep. Batshit crazy. 

[WillieWatanabe]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  

[CHONGS]

Always wash.  Soap and water.

[Johnny Wichita]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands. 

[SkinnyBenny]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Exact same here.  Sometimes I can find an edge towards the top of the door if it doesn't shut all the way.  Also I count to 20 before washing the soap off of my hands.  

God, what must it be like to live like you people?    Get out of the fracking bathroom and go live your lives already.

[pissclams]

I use a paper towel if I have to grab the door handle, otherwise I just push it open with a non-food touching part of my body like my foot.

Is your name Howie Mandel??  

could be, or you could just call me hygenic.  either one is fine, really.

i really am surprised about how many of you scumbags don't wash.  really making me rethink my pro-KATPAK position.  -oh, LOL, and i'm taking notes. don't you worry your fat, feces covered fingers, i'm taking notes.  if any of you ever do PAK with me, I'll be ready.  

[Dr Rick Daris]

here's a thought fellas- take a shower in the morning, put on some clean underwear and then whatever is under it becomes the cleanest thing that your hand will come into contact with all day. maybe wash your hands before you go #1. not after. /end thread. mods pls lock. TIA.