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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #400 on: May 03, 2017, 03:26:11 PM »
Yeah, nothing new. Thanks for the pro tip Batt BcKee. Meow Meow, Mrs. Wacky just started her job in like January I believe. We have separate health insurance for the time being, but for some reason in November, she said she has to jump on mine. Which sucks, because mine is crap and it's really going to take away from my fun allowance.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #401 on: May 03, 2017, 03:27:49 PM »
I would deduct her health insurance from your monthly payment for bills.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #402 on: May 03, 2017, 03:28:20 PM »
Just pay the $70 from your account every month then when you guys have a baby you can pin all the medical costs on her because you pay all your own medical bills after all.  I mean you're not the one getting the epidural so why should you have to pay?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #403 on: May 03, 2017, 03:29:46 PM »
Yeah, nothing new. Thanks for the pro tip Batt BcKee. Meow Meow, Mrs. Wacky just started her job in like January I believe. We have separate health insurance for the time being, but for some reason in November, she said she has to jump on mine. Which sucks, because mine is crap and it's really going to take away from my fun allowance.

This sounds fishy
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #404 on: May 03, 2017, 03:30:56 PM »
Just pay the $70 from your account every month then when you guys have a baby you can pin all the medical costs on her because you pay all your own medical bills after all.  I mean you're not the one getting the epidural so why should you have to pay?
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #405 on: May 03, 2017, 03:31:49 PM »
Why should Mrs. Wacky have to pay for Wacky's bad genes? Just because she knew about them before marrying him? She also knew he liked to go to casinos, but I'm assuming his casino money has to come out of his fun account.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #406 on: May 03, 2017, 03:32:28 PM »
Epidural definitely comes out of the fun money.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #407 on: May 03, 2017, 03:33:03 PM »
Medical crap isn't fun you idiots
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #408 on: May 03, 2017, 03:34:57 PM »
WC do you and Mrs. Wacky write your names on your food in the fridge?

"Um honey.."
"Yes dear?"
"I clearly marked this orange juice was mine but I can tell you've been drinking some of it. You have to ask permission!"

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #409 on: May 03, 2017, 03:36:32 PM »
Yeah, it's not fun lib. Casino thing is definitely fun $ account, which sucks, because she always got mad when I went, so my penalty was to give her a crap ton of my winnings (for the honeymoon). NOT THIS TIME AROUND!!! :shakesfist:

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #410 on: May 03, 2017, 03:38:14 PM »
WC do you and Mrs. Wacky write your names on your food in the fridge?

"Um honey.."
"Yes dear?"
"I clearly marked this orange juice was mine but I can tell you've been drinking some of it. You have to ask permission!"
:lol: We openly share everything. However, if you want to die, eat one of her last french fries at dinner and see if you live to tell about it.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #411 on: May 03, 2017, 03:40:56 PM »
Make sure she knows that in texas half those fries are legally your property
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #412 on: May 03, 2017, 03:42:40 PM »
Good to know.  :thumbs:

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #413 on: May 03, 2017, 03:43:15 PM »
"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #414 on: May 03, 2017, 03:46:37 PM »
"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"
:ROFL: We get super weird looks at the grocery store when we're goofing around in line and the cashier and bag guy watch us split the groceries. I would love to live in their heads during that moment in time.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #415 on: May 03, 2017, 03:51:12 PM »
what the hell wacky

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #416 on: May 03, 2017, 04:01:56 PM »
How do you split the groceries? Like if you are cooking a meal, you buy all the groceries for that meal? Or like you by the meat and she buys the buns?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #417 on: May 03, 2017, 04:03:11 PM »
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #418 on: May 03, 2017, 04:05:13 PM »
"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"
:ROFL: We get super weird looks at the grocery store when we're goofing around in line and the cashier and bag guy watch us split the groceries. I would love to live in their heads during that moment in time.

that doesn't bother her?  this is probably the weirdest thing about your whole setup imo

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #419 on: May 03, 2017, 04:05:50 PM »
"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"
:ROFL: We get super weird looks at the grocery store when we're goofing around in line and the cashier and bag guy watch us split the groceries. I would love to live in their heads during that moment in time.

"um, no way am I paying for the teddy grahams, you're going to eat all of them!"

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #420 on: May 03, 2017, 04:07:33 PM »
WC you ever try to slip a couple snickers bars in her groceries and then sneak them out and eat them?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #421 on: May 03, 2017, 04:10:24 PM »
do you help her carry her groceries?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #422 on: May 03, 2017, 04:16:26 PM »
How do you split the groceries? Like if you are cooking a meal, you buy all the groceries for that meal? Or like you by the meat and she buys the buns?
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #423 on: May 03, 2017, 04:25:34 PM »
Someone might need to tag in here, because Wacky is making this separate accounts thing sound super weird. It sounds like you don't want people in public to think you're married.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #424 on: May 03, 2017, 04:43:19 PM »
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