Joint Checking Accounts

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, nothing new. Thanks for the pro tip Batt BcKee. Meow Meow, Mrs. Wacky just started her job in like January I believe. We have separate health insurance for the time being, but for some reason in November, she said she has to jump on mine. Which sucks, because mine is crap and it's really going to take away from my fun allowance.

[Institutional Control]

I would deduct her health insurance from your monthly payment for bills.

[_33]

Just pay the $70 from your account every month then when you guys have a baby you can pin all the medical costs on her because you pay all your own medical bills after all.  I mean you're not the one getting the epidural so why should you have to pay?

[star seed 7]

Yeah, nothing new. Thanks for the pro tip Batt BcKee. Meow Meow, Mrs. Wacky just started her job in like January I believe. We have separate health insurance for the time being, but for some reason in November, she said she has to jump on mine. Which sucks, because mine is crap and it's really going to take away from my fun allowance.

This sounds fishy

[420seriouscat69]

Just pay the $70 from your account every month then when you guys have a baby you can pin all the medical costs on her because you pay all your own medical bills after all.  I mean you're not the one getting the epidural so why should you have to pay?

[Mrs. Gooch]

Why should Mrs. Wacky have to pay for Wacky's bad genes? Just because she knew about them before marrying him? She also knew he liked to go to casinos, but I'm assuming his casino money has to come out of his fun account.

[catastrophe]

Epidural definitely comes out of the fun money.

[star seed 7]

Medical crap isn't fun you idiots

[Cartierfor3]

WC do you and Mrs. Wacky write your names on your food in the fridge?

"Um honey.."
"Yes dear?"
"I clearly marked this orange juice was mine but I can tell you've been drinking some of it. You have to ask permission!"

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, it's not fun lib. Casino thing is definitely fun $ account, which sucks, because she always got mad when I went, so my penalty was to give her a crap ton of my winnings (for the honeymoon). NOT THIS TIME AROUND!!!

[420seriouscat69]

WC do you and Mrs. Wacky write your names on your food in the fridge?

"Um honey.."
"Yes dear?"
"I clearly marked this orange juice was mine but I can tell you've been drinking some of it. You have to ask permission!"

We openly share everything. However, if you want to die, eat one of her last french fries at dinner and see if you live to tell about it.

[star seed 7]

Make sure she knows that in texas half those fries are legally your property

[420seriouscat69]

Good to know. 

[Tobias]

"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"

[420seriouscat69]

"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"

We get super weird looks at the grocery store when we're goofing around in line and the cashier and bag guy watch us split the groceries. I would love to live in their heads during that moment in time.

[mocat]

what the hell wacky

[Mrs. Gooch]

How do you split the groceries? Like if you are cooking a meal, you buy all the groceries for that meal? Or like you by the meat and she buys the buns?

[kitten_mittons]

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[meow meow]

"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"

We get super weird looks at the grocery store when we're goofing around in line and the cashier and bag guy watch us split the groceries. I would love to live in their heads during that moment in time.

that doesn't bother her?  this is probably the weirdest thing about your whole setup imo

[Cartierfor3]

"will this be together or separate?"

"can you put his meal and my burger and drink on this card and my fries on this other card?"

We get super weird looks at the grocery store when we're goofing around in line and the cashier and bag guy watch us split the groceries. I would love to live in their heads during that moment in time.

"um, no way am I paying for the teddy grahams, you're going to eat all of them!"

[Cartierfor3]

WC you ever try to slip a couple snickers bars in her groceries and then sneak them out and eat them?

[meow meow]

do you help her carry her groceries?

[yoga-like_abana]

How do you split the groceries? Like if you are cooking a meal, you buy all the groceries for that meal? Or like you by the meat and she buys the buns?

[catastrophe]

Someone might need to tag in here, because Wacky is making this separate accounts thing sound super weird. It sounds like you don't want people in public to think you're married.

[Trim]

If enough attorneys show up to my presentation, maybe we can all get some CLE credit.