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which snak nutt is the best snak????

peanut
cashew
almond
pecan
walnut
rough ridin' filbert
pistachio!
brazil nuts (no opcat)
macadamia??? (NOT COOKIES)

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2014, 03:08:04 PM »
Brazil nuts is a racist term or is the actual thing racist?

Brazil nuts is referred to by a different name by racists.  That different name is super racist.

so brazil nuts the term and brazil nuts the actual thing are both not racist. so WTF is the deal here

*some* people call brazil nuts "niggertoes".  there, now we can stop dancing around it
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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2014, 03:08:47 PM »
Brazil nuts is a racist term or is the actual thing racist?

Brazil nuts is referred to by a different name by racists.  That different name is super racist.

so brazil nuts the term and brazil nuts the actual thing are both not racist. so WTF is the deal here
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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2014, 03:09:13 PM »
you have got to be hillbilly rough ridin' me and my cousin at the same time, cousin, because i have never ever once heard of that

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2014, 03:14:11 PM »

you have got to be hillbilly rough ridin' me and my cousin at the same time, cousin, because i have never ever once heard of that

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2014, 03:15:08 PM »
you have got to be hillbilly rough ridin' me and my cousin at the same time, cousin, because i have never ever once heard of that

that's what i said when i was your age.  then the receptionist from hays ks just busts it out like dontevencare.gif

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2014, 03:19:53 PM »
with only 1 vote I can't help but think it's had an effect in the poll. they are delicious.

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Brazil nut seeds in shell
Depiction of the Brazil nut in Scientific American Supplement, No. 598, June 18, 1887

Despite their name, the most significant exporter of Brazil nuts is not Brazil but Bolivia, where they are called almendras. In Brazil, these nuts are called castanhas-do-pará (literally "chestnuts from Pará"), but Acreans call them castanhas-do-acre instead. Indigenous names include juvia in the Orinoco area.

Though it is commonly called the Brazil nut, in botanical terms it is the seed from the fruit of this tree; a nut is a hard-shelled indehiscent fruit.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2014, 03:26:15 PM »
you have got to be hillbilly rough ridin' me and my cousin at the same time, cousin, because i have never ever once heard of that

if the person taking my picture would've had a voice recording device as well, i'm pretty it would reveal a similar response.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #82 on: April 11, 2014, 03:30:21 PM »
Brazil nuts is a racist term or is the actual thing racist?

Brazil nuts is referred to by a different name by racists.  That different name is super racist.

so brazil nuts the term and brazil nuts the actual thing are both not racist. so WTF is the deal here

*some* people call brazil nuts "niggertoes".  there, now we can stop dancing around it

Now we don't have to tiptoe around yourwordnotmine quote "niggertoes" endquote.
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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #83 on: April 11, 2014, 03:51:54 PM »
i somehow have lived in kansas for a while and had never heard of the opcat form of brazil nuts until a few years back - receptionist at work just casually dropped it in a crowd.  like, what?

I had never heard the term until my wife was all "hey grandma what do you call brazil nuts?" and grandma was all "they're called ****** *****" and then every goes "GRANDMA! NO!" and then she's like "well that's what we called them!" I was like  :sdeek: and sort of  :lol:.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #84 on: April 11, 2014, 04:13:26 PM »
Cashew. Good to snack on, and eat with Chinese food

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #85 on: April 11, 2014, 04:17:12 PM »
I'm sure it was unintentional (or at least I hope), but this week's snackoff really took a dark turn the last two pages. 

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« Reply #86 on: April 11, 2014, 04:18:28 PM »
I'm sure it was unintentional (or at least I hope), but this week's snackoff really took a dark turn the last two pages.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #87 on: April 11, 2014, 04:19:08 PM »
I'm sure it was unintentional (or at least I hope), but this week's snackoff really took a dark turn the last two pages.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #88 on: April 11, 2014, 04:34:02 PM »
I'm not getting involved in another snackoff until daris takes the reigns again.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #89 on: April 11, 2014, 04:44:24 PM »
sho me a wasabi anything other than almond.  until then, it's almond running away.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #90 on: April 11, 2014, 04:45:44 PM »
I'm not getting involved in another snackoff until daris takes the reigns again.

1. It's "reins", but I'm not surprised by your similarities with fanning.

2. Just a heads up, Daris "taking the reins" of a snack thread means he takes me out to dinner and I tell him a few snack-off smackoff ideas and then he uses one of those and forgets the rest until the next time he takes me out to dinner to discuss the next snack-off smackoff thread.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #91 on: April 11, 2014, 04:46:50 PM »
The answer is macadamia every day of the week you rubes

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #92 on: April 11, 2014, 04:50:10 PM »
I'm not getting involved in another snackoff until daris takes the reigns again.

1. It's "reins", but I'm not surprised by your similarities with fanning.

2. Just a heads up, Daris "taking the reins" of a snack thread means he takes me out to dinner and I tell him a few snack-off smackoff ideas and then he uses one of those and forgets the rest until the next time he takes me out to dinner to discuss the next snack-off smackoff thread.


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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2014, 04:54:29 PM »
To be fair, I eat almonds the most. But cashews are by far the most delicious. LOL at pistachios. "Let me just crack this cement shell open with my teeth for this teeny tiny nut inside." They're a poor man's sunflower seed.
I would think they're a rich mans sunflower seed. They're much pricier.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #94 on: April 11, 2014, 05:14:09 PM »
Salt and pepper pistachios are pretty good

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #95 on: April 11, 2014, 06:11:33 PM »
Well this Brazil nut episode has churned up a really uncomfortable moment at grandmothers house from my youth so thanks everyone.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #96 on: April 11, 2014, 08:17:10 PM »
Pistachio so good and can confirm grandma and grandpa also called Brazil nuts that oh and my 80 yr old religion teacher Sister Georgiana. 

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #97 on: April 11, 2014, 09:28:09 PM »
Brian nuts.

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #98 on: April 11, 2014, 09:32:31 PM »
one time a guy at work asked me if i wanted some peanuts, i lmao'd and pulled out my cashews

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Re: GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF
« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2014, 09:53:51 PM »
I pretty much love all nuts.. Except for boiled, gross I mean I don't even understand. Just, no, gross. Why


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