GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF

[steve dave]

I voted for pistachio before macadamia was added  someone who would vote for pistachio please vote for macadamia for me

[puniraptor]

no cornnuts? wow. the snack off has really gone downhill after daris sold it to stevesie and puni. 

said the smelliest kid on the schoolbus

[AppleJack]

but for realz candied pecans is the only legitimate answer here folks.

[Tobias]

I voted for pistachio before macadamia was added  someone who would vote for pistachio please vote for macadamia for me

too late, sorry mr dave

[puniraptor]

I voted for pistachio before macadamia was added  someone who would vote for pistachio please vote for macadamia for me

too late, sorry mr dave

IT SAYS NO COOKIES

you will have to post a video of yourself EATING an ACTUAL macadamia nut for me to believe you feel this way

[Boom Roasted]

For sure Pecans.

Also, the beginning of this thread encouraged me to actually see what was going on in the Birther pit.  Just confirmed why I never go in there.

[Dugout DickStone]

yeah.  the balls

[steve dave]

I voted for pistachio before macadamia was added  someone who would vote for pistachio please vote for macadamia for me

too late, sorry mr dave

IT SAYS NO COOKIES

you will have to post a video of yourself EATING an ACTUAL macadamia nut for me to believe you feel this way

I eat every one of them out of my can of planters nut-rition wholesome nut mix before moving on to the almonds and lesser nuts

[Tobias]

[TownieCat]

Cashews, but man, this is a pretty soft snackoff...

Better than no snackoff, tho! 

[Spracne]

Something about that makes me think of a diseased sphincter.

[puniraptor]

I voted for pistachio before macadamia was added  someone who would vote for pistachio please vote for macadamia for me

too late, sorry mr dave

IT SAYS NO COOKIES

you will have to post a video of yourself EATING an ACTUAL macadamia nut for me to believe you feel this way

I eat every one of them out of my can of planters nut-rition wholesome nut mix before moving on to the almonds and lesser nuts

i guess that was believable

[puniraptor]

Cashews, but man, this is a pretty soft snackoff...

Better than no snackoff, tho! 

it's really hard work. i see how daris could get burned out.

[420seriouscat69]

Pistachio FTW

[Mrs. Gooch]

I like all the nuts on the list except I never even heard of a filbert until I just googled it.

[Tobias]

i somehow have lived in kansas for a while and had never heard of the opcat form of brazil nuts until a few years back - receptionist at work just casually dropped it in a crowd.  like, what?

[puniraptor]

i somehow have lived in kansas for a while and had never heard of the opcat form of brazil nuts until a few years back - receptionist at work just casually dropped it in a crowd.  like, what?

i think its a southern thing, like you would expect.

[tdaver]

Almonds, just the plain raw almonds.  The roasted and flavored nuts can GTFOOMF.

[0.42]

i somehow have lived in kansas for a while and had never heard of the opcat form of brazil nuts until a few years back - receptionist at work just casually dropped it in a crowd.  like, what?

that avatar/tagline combo, wow

[tdaver]

but for realz candied pecans is the only legitimate answer here folks.

These are great on a salad with some blue cheese, red onion, and balsamic. Add a few slices if pear to put it over the top.

[mocat]

cashews are obviously the most delicious but i feel kinda fat for picking them

[Dr Rick Daris]

my current prediction is that the snackoff will hit rock bottom in a month or two at which time i will buy it back, build it up again and then sell it a second time for another profit. rinse, wash, repeat.

[puniraptor]

cashews are like the nut equivalent of the delicious meat butter fat on a perfectly cooked brisket.

and they dangle off a fruit like high T glands

[CNS]

The choices should be:
1. almond

or

2. I recently had a head injury and will eat whatever shitty non-almond nut my caretakers will feed me.

[Stevesie60]

To be fair, I eat almonds the most. But cashews are by far the most delicious. LOL at pistachios. "Let me just crack this cement shell open with my teeth for this teeny tiny nut inside." They're a poor man's sunflower seed.