GOIN' NUTS: Friday's SNAKOFF mother rough riding SMAKOFF

[puniraptor]

the salt and the sharp shells of the 'stachios hurt my finger tips. If I were a self harm addicted masochist, I would probably have picked them, they are quite tasty.

[CNS]

Pistachios are my #2.  If I did indeed have a brain injury and couldn't judge for myself which nut I should be snacking on (almonds) then I would subconsciously hope, deep down in my ID or something, that the slop put in my mouth would be pistachios.

[Spracne]

the salt and the sharp shells of the 'stachios hurt my finger tips. If I were a self harm addicted masochist, I would probably have picked them, they are quite tasty.

Pro tip:  for those hard to crack pistachios, use a half shell from the discard pile to pry that sucker open.  Leverage, my friend.

[Tobias]

i just use a butter knife for crack'n

[star seed 7]

I picked almonds

Would have been lol if deez was an option tho

[TownieCat]

I picked almonds

Would have been lol if deez was an option tho

 

[0.42]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

[Dr Rick Daris]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

i heard the name for the first time probably seven years ago or whatever. below is a picture that a person standing close to me at the time immediately took of my reaction...


 

[0.42]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

i heard the name for the first time probably seven years ago or whatever. below is a picture that a person standing close to me at the time immediately took of my reaction...


 

[puniraptor]

how come they don't make all the flavors of roasted cashews? is it because they are already perfect as-is and cannot be improved upon? is it because people would literally kill each other for a crack at a wasabi soy sauce smoked cashew?

[Gooch]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

i heard the name for the first time probably seven years ago or whatever. below is a picture that a person standing close to me at the time immediately took of my reaction...


 

My grandma use to call Brazil nuts that

[CNS]

I am pretty sure Macadamia isn't really a nut, it is a lump of sugar and egg that doesn't mix into the rest of the cookie batter and bakes harder than the rest of the cookie and just tastes decent when there also happens to be white chocolate in the batter.

[steve dave]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

i heard the name for the first time probably seven years ago or whatever. below is a picture that a person standing close to me at the time immediately took of my reaction...


 

I was out of college. it was at the office. a roughly 70 year old receptionist lady just let it fly in front of tons of people. I was in shock for a long time wondering what in the eff she was talking about and looking around at everyone all confused to make sure I heard it correctly. old ladys man. wow.

[Spracne]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

i heard the name for the first time probably seven years ago or whatever. below is a picture that a person standing close to me at the time immediately took of my reaction...


 

My grandma use to call Brazil nuts that

I still have no idea what you're talking about, but I could guess.  If I were to wager a guess, would you wager that my first guess would be correct?

[puniraptor]

never heard of this brazil nuts opcat thing but i do know that there are a ton of anti-pecan racists on this board

i heard the name for the first time probably seven years ago or whatever. below is a picture that a person standing close to me at the time immediately took of my reaction...


 

My grandma use to call Brazil nuts that

I still have no idea what you're talking about, but I could guess.  If I were to wager a guess, would you wager that my first guess would be correct?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_nut#Nomenclature

[CNS]

Brazil nuts are pretty fantastic, though.  Good thing they are a seed and not a nut and that some guy in Brazil was stupid when naming it and I don't have to consider it at all during this snackoff.

Spracne, go ask the Phog.  It's super racisty.  In fact, just go set up this snack off there and I bet it comes up as needing to be an option in the first 10 posts or so.

[Dr Rick Daris]

also pistachios are the best and if you boobs can't spend the .5 seconds it takes to open the shell then you really don't deserve them anyway. this argument reminds me of the whole i eat boneless wings because i don't want sauce all over my face, hands, hair and ceiling. my goodness.

[Spracne]

Brazil nuts are pretty fantastic, though.  Good thing they are a seed and not a nut and that some guy in Brazil was stupid when naming it and I don't have to consider it at all during this snackoff.

Spracne, go ask the Phog.  It's super racisty.  In fact, just go set up this snack off there and I bet it comes up as needing to be an option in the first 10 posts or so.

I guess I've just spent less time around racists than many of you, because this is legit the first time I've heard that term.  Tat Term, Toe 

[SabiNation]

cashews are obviously the most delicious but i feel kinda fat for picking them

x2

[star seed 7]

Brazil nuts are pretty fantastic, though.  Good thing they are a seed and not a nut and that some guy in Brazil was stupid when naming it and I don't have to consider it at all during this snackoff.

Spracne, go ask the Phog.  It's super racisty.  In fact, just go set up this snack off there and I bet it comes up as needing to be an option in the first 10 posts or so.

I guess I've just spent less time around racists than many of you, because this is legit the first time I've heard that term.  Tat Term, Toe 

bring a can to the office, i'm sure your fellow texans will educate you

[Mr Bread]

Brazil nuts are pretty fantastic, though.  Good thing they are a seed and not a nut and that some guy in Brazil was stupid when naming it and I don't have to consider it at all during this snackoff.

Spracne, go ask the Phog.  It's super racisty.  In fact, just go set up this snack off there and I bet it comes up as needing to be an option in the first 10 posts or so.

I guess I've just spent less time around racists than many of you, because this is legit the first time I've heard that term.  Tat Term, Toe 

bring a can to the office, i'm sure your fellow texans will educate you

Yes.  I have never heard that before, but I also don't think I've ever been around anyone eating them or discussing them. 

[mocat]

Brazil nuts is a racist term or is the actual thing racist?

[CNS]

Brazil nuts is a racist term or is the actual thing racist?

Brazil nuts is referred to by a different name by racists.  That different name is super racist.

[AppleJack]

with only 1 vote I can't help but think it's had an effect in the poll. they are delicious.

CNS - not a nut 

[mocat]

Brazil nuts is a racist term or is the actual thing racist?

Brazil nuts is referred to by a different name by racists.  That different name is super racist.

so brazil nuts the term and brazil nuts the actual thing are both not racist. so WTF is the deal here