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« Reply #3625 on: April 10, 2013, 01:01:19 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

Oh really? I love BBT and I have never seen Drive. Guess what, though, friend? We both love Breaking Bad and the only reason I started watching it was because of you. So you have two options here:

1- Take that crap back cuz it hurt my feelings
2- I don't want the last season of Breaking Bad and our friendship ends

What's it gonna be, Jake?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #3626 on: April 10, 2013, 01:05:23 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

Oh really? I love BBT and I have never seen Drive. Guess what, though, friend? We both love Breaking Bad and the only reason I started watching it was because of you. So you have two options here:

1- Take that crap back cuz it hurt my feelings
2- I don't want the last season of Breaking Bad and our friendship ends

What's it gonna be, Jake?

Bazinga!

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« Reply #3627 on: April 10, 2013, 01:12:07 PM »
Not sure if luked by I am enjoying Men at Work a bunch right now.

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« Reply #3628 on: April 10, 2013, 01:13:29 PM »
Not sure if luked by I am enjoying Men at Work a bunch right now.

lol ya not luked
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #3629 on: April 10, 2013, 01:40:49 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

I passed!

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« Reply #3630 on: April 10, 2013, 01:53:47 PM »

yeah, keep watching.  there isn't anymore ghost demon weird stuff, just a tiny hint of weird zombie stuff, and some dragon stuff.  but the dragon stuff doesn't really bother me.  oh and a giant for like 10 seconds, but it was ok.

How do you feel about wargs?

what the hell is a warg, mrs. gooch?

Remember the part with the d00d looking up at nothing with his eyes all white?  Sees crap through animals.

oh.  i guess i didn't catch them saying warg.

it was kinda weird, but it didn't bother me too much because it was quick.

Well there's going to be more of that since Bran is a warg (I guess you missed that too when Jojen Reed told him he is a warg).

So is Jon Snow  :horrorsurprise:

Also Bran is built up in the books to have a huge role in the last few books.  Maybe one of the biggest roles if it plays out a certain way.

Also, the book doesn't come right out and say it, but I am pretty sure Arya will end up being one too.

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« Reply #3631 on: April 10, 2013, 01:59:02 PM »

yeah, keep watching.  there isn't anymore ghost demon weird stuff, just a tiny hint of weird zombie stuff, and some dragon stuff.  but the dragon stuff doesn't really bother me.  oh and a giant for like 10 seconds, but it was ok.

How do you feel about wargs?

what the hell is a warg, mrs. gooch?

Remember the part with the d00d looking up at nothing with his eyes all white?  Sees crap through animals.

oh.  i guess i didn't catch them saying warg.

it was kinda weird, but it didn't bother me too much because it was quick.

Well there's going to be more of that since Bran is a warg (I guess you missed that too when Jojen Reed told him he is a warg).

So is Jon Snow  :horrorsurprise:

Also Bran is built up in the books to have a huge role in the last few books.  Maybe one of the biggest roles if it plays out a certain way.

Also, the book doesn't come right out and say it, but I am pretty sure Arya will end up being one too.

I think that maybe you guys should lay off the spoilers just a little bit.

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« Reply #3632 on: April 10, 2013, 02:38:22 PM »
sorry NK. :frown:

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« Reply #3633 on: April 10, 2013, 03:20:46 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

I passed!

You disappoint me bread.

I won't apologize for loving excellent television programming.  I'm disappointed that you don't treat yourself better seven.  You deserve to be treated well and The Big Bang Theory is a fantastic opportunity for you to do just that. 
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« Reply #3634 on: April 10, 2013, 03:23:21 PM »

I think that maybe you guys should lay off the spoilers just a little bit.

Everything I said already happened in the show so I'll assume you aren't talking to me.

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« Reply #3635 on: April 10, 2013, 03:31:06 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

I passed!

You disappoint me bread.

I won't apologize for loving excellent television programming.  I'm disappointed that you don't treat yourself better seven.  You deserve to be treated well and The Big Bang Theory is a fantastic opportunity for you to do just that.

i've seen way too many episodes already bread.  it's typical network comedy.  there is nothing balls grabbing about.
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« Reply #3636 on: April 10, 2013, 03:57:02 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

I passed!

You disappoint me bread.

I won't apologize for loving excellent television programming.  I'm disappointed that you don't treat yourself better seven.  You deserve to be treated well and The Big Bang Theory is a fantastic opportunity for you to do just that.

i've seen way too many episodes already bread.  it's typical network comedy.  there is nothing balls grabbing about.

Hate to break it to you then seven, but it's not the show it's your balls.  There's something seriously wrong with your balls. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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« Reply #3637 on: April 10, 2013, 04:04:25 PM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

I passed!

You disappoint me bread.

I won't apologize for loving excellent television programming.  I'm disappointed that you don't treat yourself better seven.  You deserve to be treated well and The Big Bang Theory is a fantastic opportunity for you to do just that.

i've seen way too many episodes already bread.  it's typical network comedy.  there is nothing balls grabbing about.

Hate to break it to you then seven, but it's not the show it's your balls.  There's something seriously wrong with your balls.

not according to Jaksie60  :dance:
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« Reply #3638 on: April 10, 2013, 04:06:24 PM »
Better get those looked at.
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« Reply #3639 on: April 10, 2013, 04:08:49 PM »
bbt is the only show with a laugh track I can tolerate. I wouldn't say it has my b's or v's but I often enjoy watching it. I totally agree with whoever called it a nerd minstrel show, but that's probably what makes it fun.


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« Reply #3640 on: April 10, 2013, 04:15:47 PM »

I think that maybe you guys should lay off the spoilers just a little bit.

Everything I said already happened in the show so I'll assume you aren't talking to me.

I wasn't, and there weren't really any major spoilers. We do have a book thread with spoilers, though, and I like reading people's reactions when things happen on the show.

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« Reply #3641 on: April 10, 2013, 04:32:23 PM »
For years, I avoided Big Bang Theory out of spite because Kelly Stewart Cat liked it. 

I watched a few episodes a few weeks ago, and, sure enough.  My balls belong to it.  Guess Warren B. and I have another thing we can talk about on twitter.

Hey Bread, this summer we should get together and sit around and smash beers and watch Big Bang Theory and laugh and laugh and laugh while Jakesie et. al. talk about how deep that new AMC show is.


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« Reply #3642 on: April 10, 2013, 04:50:23 PM »

I think that maybe you guys should lay off the spoilers just a little bit.

Everything I said already happened in the show so I'll assume you aren't talking to me.

I wasn't, and there weren't really any major spoilers. We do have a book thread with spoilers, though, and I like reading people's reactions when things happen on the show.

Yeah, this is on me.  Sorry guys. 

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« Reply #3643 on: April 10, 2013, 04:53:58 PM »

I think that maybe you guys should lay off the spoilers just a little bit.

Everything I said already happened in the show so I'll assume you aren't talking to me.

I wasn't, and there weren't really any major spoilers. We do have a book thread with spoilers, though, and I like reading people's reactions when things happen on the show.

Yeah, this is on me.  Sorry guys.

It's not a big deal. Things were starting to get out of hand, but I don't think anybody really crossed that threshold.

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« Reply #3644 on: April 11, 2013, 12:53:21 AM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

Oh really? I love BBT and I have never seen Drive. Guess what, though, friend? We both love Breaking Bad and the only reason I started watching it was because of you. So you have two options here:

1- Take that crap back cuz it hurt my feelings
2- I don't want the last season of Breaking Bad and our friendship ends

What's it gonna be, Jake?

No, my opinion is awesome, and should be taken as gospel. You will enjoy any show I suggest because it is awesome. I'm just not going to listen to what you say is awesome.

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« Reply #3645 on: April 11, 2013, 07:20:44 AM »
What's your opinion of "New Girl", Jakesie?

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« Reply #3646 on: April 11, 2013, 08:22:05 AM »
You have to have these two opinions in order for me to take your TV show/movie reviews seriously:

1. You can't like Big Bang Theory.
2. You have to like Drive.

Oh really? I love BBT and I have never seen Drive. Guess what, though, friend? We both love Breaking Bad and the only reason I started watching it was because of you. So you have two options here:

1- Take that crap back cuz it hurt my feelings
2- I don't want the last season of Breaking Bad and our friendship ends

What's it gonna be, Jake?

No, my opinion is awesome, and should be taken as gospel. You will enjoy any show I suggest because it is awesome. I'm just not going to listen to what you say is awesome.

THAT WASN'T ONE OF THE CHOICES!  :curse:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #3647 on: April 11, 2013, 08:22:53 AM »
For years, I avoided Big Bang Theory out of spite because Kelly Stewart Cat liked it. 

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #3648 on: April 11, 2013, 09:35:13 AM »
What's your opinion of "New Girl", Jakesie?

No clue.

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« Reply #3649 on: April 11, 2013, 12:09:20 PM »
What's your opinion of "New Girl", Jakesie?

No clue.

New girl is the only network show that's ball grab worthy.
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