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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1350 on: January 21, 2025, 12:32:26 PM »
Montreal is easily the best one.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1351 on: January 21, 2025, 01:24:40 PM »
Montreal is easily the best one.

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That's actually kind of cool. I like it more than the ubiquitous "Boston", especially if the child was conceived or born in Canada.

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« Reply #1352 on: January 21, 2025, 01:28:16 PM »
Montreal is easily the best one.

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That's actually kind of cool. I like it more than the ubiquitous "Boston", especially if the child was conceived or born in Canada.

Yeah or Dallas. Even dorkier stuff like Zombieland where they use the city they are from as their name totally doesn't phase me.
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« Reply #1353 on: January 21, 2025, 04:30:31 PM »
Kanin being pronounced Cannon irritates me.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1354 on: January 21, 2025, 09:44:21 PM »
Seeing Phynix and Montreal on that list reminded me that my son's swimming instructors name is Memphis, which I think is lit, I mean I'd never name one of my kids that, but I think it's cool that a rural white girl is named after one of the blackest places in America.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1355 on: January 21, 2025, 11:55:07 PM »
Growing up some of these kids will have to explain that they spelled their names correctly and then answer the question of why their parents named them with misspelled names.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1356 on: January 22, 2025, 08:00:48 AM »
Seeing Phynix and Montreal on that list reminded me that my son's swimming instructors name is Memphis, which I think is lit, I mean I'd never name one of my kids that, but I think it's cool that a rural white girl is named after one of the blackest places in America.

How old is the instructor? Are they young enough that their dad loved Gone In 60 Seconds?

I also hesitated to put Montreal on there. It’s easily the best of the bunch. There’s just something odd about that it doesn’t roll off the tongue like most names.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1357 on: January 22, 2025, 11:11:19 AM »
Seeing Phynix and Montreal on that list reminded me that my son's swimming instructors name is Memphis, which I think is lit, I mean I'd never name one of my kids that, but I think it's cool that a rural white girl is named after one of the blackest places in America.

How old is the instructor? Are they young enough that their dad loved Gone In 60 Seconds?

I also hesitated to put Montreal on there. It’s easily the best of the bunch. There’s just something odd about that it doesn’t roll off the tongue like most names.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1358 on: January 23, 2025, 03:53:12 PM »
Seeing Phynix and Montreal on that list reminded me that my son's swimming instructors name is Memphis, which I think is lit, I mean I'd never name one of my kids that, but I think it's cool that a rural white girl is named after one of the blackest places in America.

How old is the instructor? Are they young enough that their dad loved Gone In 60 Seconds?

I also hesitated to put Montreal on there. It’s easily the best of the bunch. There’s just something odd about that it doesn’t roll off the tongue like most names.

Do they go by Monty?

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« Reply #1359 on: January 23, 2025, 08:07:46 PM »
Seeing Phynix and Montreal on that list reminded me that my son's swimming instructors name is Memphis, which I think is lit, I mean I'd never name one of my kids that, but I think it's cool that a rural white girl is named after one of the blackest places in America.

Or for Egypt, regardless it's pretty good
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1360 on: February 09, 2025, 08:44:43 AM »


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