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« Reply #14350 on: September 08, 2022, 09:27:31 AM »
I got a month of paramount to watch Yellowstone and apparently paramount doesn't even have the rights to Yellowstone and I'm definitely not going to get peacock so if they want me to watch the cowboy show they should figure their crap out

Lazy tropes. The new cowboys and Indians with a mix of special forces. Cowboy cliche fills all other gaps. You’ve basically seen the entire show now.

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« Reply #14351 on: September 08, 2022, 09:29:06 AM »
i'm a yellowstone hater but it has nothing to do with the likeability of the characters
Too much working class, boot strapping drip for you?

the boot strapping drip is top notch, no problems there. it's just an extremely dumb show

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« Reply #14352 on: September 08, 2022, 09:37:26 AM »
It’s boomer porn.

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« Reply #14353 on: September 08, 2022, 09:50:37 AM »
I liked it, but didn't love it. There is a correlation to those that love it tho!

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« Reply #14354 on: September 08, 2022, 09:52:49 AM »
It still amazes me that Rip was the red head, curly haired dude from Dazed and Confused and he has this Elvis effect on women now. Probably the most fascinating part of the show to me.

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« Reply #14355 on: September 08, 2022, 08:13:30 PM »
For all the Haters hating on Yellowstone being all like “hughhhhhh none of these characters are likable hughhhhhh” yeah dummy that’s kind of the point. You’re supposed to be grappling with the juxtaposition of wanting a certain outcome but wanting it for characters that you don’t particularly like. Let me know if you need help figuring out how to wipe the corners of your mouth
You are obviously very passionate about this. I have no idea what criticisms of Yellowstone you are referring to, but that juxtaposition is a super common theme of most dramatic television these days.  I suspect it’s just a matter of taste in themes. I don’t like cowboy culture, so I don’t watch Yellowstone. I don’t like biker culture, so I don’t watch Sons. I don’t like cop culture so I don’t watch the eleventy bagillion shows about cops and robbers. No judgement…I like shows with swords and lasers and all kinds of stupid crap, so obviously my tastes are out there in left field.

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Pete I was kinda joking, it’s sort of a bit I like to do every once in a while on this blog…just skip the measured response and go straight to frothing at the mouth for no apparent reason.

That being said, I really do sincerely enjoy the show. Maybe because up until now I haven’t watched a lot of westerns so the format is still relatively new to me, in so much as any format can really be new I mean let’s be real Star Wars is just The Holy Bible fanfic with lasers when you really get right down to brass tacks. Every story has already been told and every song  has already been written, I guess is what I’m getting at

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« Reply #14356 on: September 08, 2022, 08:21:41 PM »
Oh! Here’s something fun. So as mrs BAC and I were watching that show Yellowstone (not sure if it’s been mentioned already ITT too lazy to look it up) anyway as we’re watching Yellowstone there’s a scene where (WARNING SPOILER ALERT) Kevin Costner’s character John Dutton orders his “usual” from the local diner and then leaves abruptly without eating and offers his plate to another gentleman in the diner and he says to him he says “best Salisbury steak in the entire state” and I was like “lol I didn’t think people ate Salisbury steak past 5th grade school lunch I know I haven’t lmao”

So then mrs BAC looks up a resippy and you guys, I have a serious problem. We’ve had it for dinner like more than once a week for the last month and I’m not even a little tired of it I just want moar it’s so good

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« Reply #14357 on: September 08, 2022, 09:12:08 PM »
 :lol:
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« Reply #14358 on: September 08, 2022, 09:17:20 PM »


BAC sitting down for Salisbury steak.

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« Reply #14359 on: September 09, 2022, 12:41:14 AM »
every single time, bucket. ev-er-y time.

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« Reply #14360 on: September 09, 2022, 01:08:49 AM »
every single time, bucket. ev-er-y time.

Post/link the recipe.

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« Reply #14361 on: September 09, 2022, 05:52:56 AM »
I Think You Should Leave has exploded into my awareness
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« Reply #14362 on: September 09, 2022, 07:10:24 AM »
incredible story

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« Reply #14363 on: September 09, 2022, 07:35:23 AM »
every single time, bucket. ev-er-y time.

Post/link the recipe.

https://realsimplegood.com/easy-salisbury-steak/

Mrs BAC edit: she does not add the beef broth to the meat, but she does add cashew cream to the sauce to thicken it up a bit

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« Reply #14364 on: September 09, 2022, 08:21:00 AM »
I Think You Should Leave has exploded into my awareness

I'm a big Patti Harrison guy

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« Reply #14365 on: September 09, 2022, 08:34:37 AM »
I Think You Should Leave has exploded into my awareness

I'm a big Patti Harrison guy

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« Reply #14366 on: September 09, 2022, 08:44:09 AM »
last thing while i'm soap boxing about Yellowstone/1883 (and judging by the typical Sam Elliott character I would imagine this applies to most Westerns). The thing i love most about it is the cowboys' spectacular economy with words. Like that folksy way that they can say an 8 word sentence and somehow manage to convey 20 separate ideas. Chef's kiss. i love it so hard.

Cowboy dialogue is like a Tom post. You're not going to catch him typing out a TLDR'er but he absolutely conveys what he means to say. I am (obviously) wholly incapable of brevity which is probably why i admire it so much. Only time i can do it is when writing key notes (keyed notes?) on a set of drawings. And that's probably b/c i know the contractor who has to read it is going to start losing patience after the 2nd line.

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« Reply #14367 on: September 09, 2022, 12:08:39 PM »
Upon reflection I love the eff out of basically any and all Cowboy Soap Operas of the modern era
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« Reply #14368 on: September 14, 2022, 11:46:30 AM »
I'm sad about Cobra Kai right now. It's always been corny and fun, but now it's getting corny and dumb. :frown:
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« Reply #14369 on: September 14, 2022, 05:55:23 PM »
I'm sad about Cobra Kair right now. It's always been corny and fun, but now it's getting corny and dumb. :frown:

I just finished the new season. You didn't like it? Btw, it's always been corny, fun, AND dumb.

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« Reply #14370 on: September 14, 2022, 09:40:29 PM »
I'm sad about Cobra Kair right now. It's always been corny and fun, but now it's getting corny and dumb. :frown:

I just finished the new season. You didn't like it? Btw, it's always been corny, fun, AND dumb.
I spoke too soon. I finished episode 6 today and now I’m back, baby! Won’t be able to finish it until next week.  :frown: I will report back soon.

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« Reply #14371 on: September 14, 2022, 09:49:52 PM »
Watching only murders in the building. I enjoy it but it has not firmly grasped my balls yet.

I enjoyed S1. I haven't started S2 yet.

I finished S2 tonight and enjoyed it. The two other people I know watching it acted like the season finale was wild, but I wasn't as blown away.

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« Reply #14372 on: September 14, 2022, 10:14:31 PM »
It still amazes me that Rip was the red head, curly haired dude from Dazed and Confused and he has this Elvis effect on women now. Probably the most fascinating part of the show to me.

What if I told you Dazed and Confused came out 29 years ago? Oddly enough, Cole Hauser was actually age ~appropriate when the movie was made. He’s only 47 years old rn.
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« Reply #14373 on: September 20, 2022, 02:32:03 PM »
This is awesome

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« Reply #14374 on: September 20, 2022, 03:12:46 PM »
saw that last week and while I still watch miami vice, I was surprised at some of the guests



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