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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #14175 on: May 26, 2022, 08:51:11 AM »
Hey hey, ho ho
We need black dicks on HBO
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« Reply #14176 on: May 26, 2022, 09:00:36 AM »
I listen to two different podcasts that have pushed HBO dong truther talking points. They both talked about how HBO never shows black dicks, and they used Euphoria as an example of HBO blatantly discriminating against black dong. It was the lakers series that got both podcasts talking about this. The first one started talking about it while recapping, I believe episode 2 when they talked at length about Spencer Haywood's wood but didn't show it. The other podcast started talking about it when they finally showed black dong on episode 9, I believe.

I have been seeing dick on HBO since I first saw nudity on TV while watching the show Dream On, the summer before my freshman year of high school, at 14 years old in 1990, and I don't remember black dick either, not even on First and 10 or Real Sex.
Did they mention the Watchmen????

They did not but and one of them is essentially an HBO show recap podcast. They did the watchmen when it was on but I didn't listen because I didn't watch

Oz had a lotta dong.

They said no black schlong. This probably belongs in the shame yourself thread but I've only watched the first half of the first season and that was just in 2021.

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« Reply #14177 on: May 26, 2022, 09:12:45 AM »
I listen to two different podcasts that have pushed HBO dong truther talking points. They both talked about how HBO never shows black dicks, and they used Euphoria as an example of HBO blatantly discriminating against black dong. It was the lakers series that got both podcasts talking about this. The first one started talking about it while recapping, I believe episode 2 when they talked at length about Spencer Haywood's wood but didn't show it. The other podcast started talking about it when they finally showed black dong on episode 9, I believe.

I have been seeing dick on HBO since I first saw nudity on TV while watching the show Dream On, the summer before my freshman year of high school, at 14 years old in 1990, and I don't remember black dick either, not even on First and 10 or Real Sex.
Did they mention the Watchmen????

They did not but and one of them is essentially an HBO show recap podcast. They did the watchmen when it was on but I didn't listen because I didn't watch

i would say you have blue balls for this particular black dick

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« Reply #14178 on: May 26, 2022, 09:22:44 AM »
Watchmen is really good.
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« Reply #14179 on: May 26, 2022, 09:24:02 AM »
Watchmen is really good.

(duh, it's Lindelof)
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« Reply #14180 on: May 26, 2022, 12:59:07 PM »
Oz had a lotta dong.

They said no black schlong. This probably belongs in the shame yourself thread but I've only watched the first half of the first season and that was just in 2021.

It's been a while but I'm pretty sure there was plenty of black dong in Oz.

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« Reply #14181 on: May 26, 2022, 01:14:48 PM »
Now that this thread is dong talk central, let's not forget that we got to see Omar's dong in the Wire.

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« Reply #14182 on: May 26, 2022, 01:38:43 PM »
Add me to the list of people who liked Severance, on Apple TV.  No dongs or boobs, but still provocative.

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« Reply #14183 on: May 26, 2022, 02:28:44 PM »
New KITH is dong central and also worth a watch

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« Reply #14184 on: May 26, 2022, 03:15:00 PM »
New KITH is dong central and also worth a watch

Only in the first episode though really.

But the sheer length of the dong scene in that first sketch (it's practically 100% dong) would surely be enough to carry the viewer through the whole season.

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« Reply #14185 on: May 26, 2022, 04:40:03 PM »
Alright, the train wreck known as Euphoria is definitely speaking to me.

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« Reply #14186 on: May 26, 2022, 10:35:33 PM »
Alright, the train wreck known as Euphoria is definitely speaking to me.

No regrets here!  :excited:

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« Reply #14187 on: May 27, 2022, 08:57:26 AM »
Add me to the list of people who liked Severance, on Apple TV.  No dongs or boobs, but still provocative.
Yes!  Funny and captivating. 


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« Reply #14188 on: May 27, 2022, 09:15:01 AM »
i'd be willing to bet a few of you lads remember the comedy central show Upright Citizens Brigade where they featured the character Little Donny. If the dong is pixellated does it still count as dong representation?

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« Reply #14189 on: May 27, 2022, 11:03:49 PM »
i'd be willing to bet a few of you lads remember the comedy central show Upright Citizens Brigade where they featured the character Little Donny. If the dong is pixellated does it still count as dong representation?
I loved that show!

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« Reply #14190 on: May 28, 2022, 03:48:59 PM »
Reverting to dong talk for a moment (Euphoria), does anyone else find it suspicious that Rue's mom's new bf is named Rick and looks an awful lot like Rick Santorum?

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« Reply #14191 on: May 28, 2022, 05:06:07 PM »
No, I do not find that suspicious.
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« Reply #14192 on: May 28, 2022, 05:53:33 PM »
i think that’s sus AF


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Re: Shows that have you by the balls, or vag...
« Reply #14193 on: May 29, 2022, 10:58:44 AM »
Tempty was a dud this year.

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« Reply #14194 on: May 29, 2022, 02:50:21 PM »
Euphoria S1 Ep4 motivated me to make chili

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« Reply #14195 on: May 30, 2022, 11:08:54 AM »
Euphoria S1 Ep4 motivated me to make chili

Throw some sausage in that bish.

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« Reply #14196 on: May 31, 2022, 08:38:47 AM »
Have you guys been watching Stranger Things?  This season is way scarier!   :ohno:

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« Reply #14197 on: May 31, 2022, 08:45:47 AM »
Have you guys been watching Stranger Things?  This season is way scarier!   :ohno:
I just came here to post this. They weren't rough ridin' around this year. The scary thing makes Hellraiser look like a bitch!

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« Reply #14198 on: May 31, 2022, 09:53:39 AM »
Have you guys been watching Stranger Things?  This season is way scarier!   :ohno:
I just came here to post this. They weren't rough ridin' around this year. The scary thing makes Hellraiser look like a bitch!

I'm re-watching S3 before diving into S4.

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« Reply #14199 on: May 31, 2022, 10:01:43 AM »
Probably a good idea. Took me a few episodes to get readjusted. That's the worst part about major delays in between seasons with really good shows.