Master Submarine Thread

[Dugout DickStone]

what if every crew member farts at or about the exact same time?

[cDubya]

how often do you surface and get some fresh air?

How long can you stay under without surfacing? Do you have some special machine that removes the oxygen from the water and pumps in the oxygen into the sub so you can stay under forever in case of nuclear fallout at sea level? Wouldn't that be way to much oxygen to breath? (not enough hydrogen and nitrogen?)

You're closer to correct than incorrect, dobber.

[Emo EMAW]

what if every crew member farts at or about the exact same time?

[Bloodfart]

 

[cDubya]

Anyone want to see what a torpedo and/or tomahawk missile can do?

Dont want to tread on shaky ground with it.

[Bloodfart]

 

[Dugout DickStone]

Anyone want to see what a torpedo and/or tomahawk missile can do?

Dont want to tread on shaky ground with it.

You are the sub stud, let it rip

[cDubya]

Both are training images. First the tomahawk:



and the torpedo:

[XocolateThundarr]

Both are training images. First the tomahawk:



and the torpedo:

'Merica!

[mocat]

that torpedo absolutely demolished that ship

[CHONGS]

Submarines are just underwater air planes.

[cDubya]

Submarines are just underwater air planes.

Pretty much.

[Tobias]

Submarines are just underwater air planes.

Pretty much.

mixed with japanese hotels

[CHONGS]

Should call them waterplanes.   

[Tobias]

Should call them waterplanes.

Or airplanes could become supermarines

[CHONGS]

Should call them waterplanes.

Or airplanes could become supermarines

Don't be that guy Tobias.

[Tobias]

mark chingon down for one negative vote

[IPA4Me]

there is hydrogen in water too dobby

Yes, I realize that now, but my question is still accurate, because in my scenario, with the super machine that I referenced, it only extracted the oxygen. Someone just needs to invent a better machine, one that extracts oxygen and hydrogen from the water.

Hydrolysis.

[IPA4Me]

what if every crew member farts at or about the exact same time?

Carbon filters for the air handler. We'd survive.

[slobber]

there is hydrogen in water too dobby

Yes, I realize that now, but my question is still accurate, because in my scenario, with the super machine that I referenced, it only extracted the oxygen. Someone just needs to invent a better machine, one that extracts oxygen and hydrogen from the water.

Hydrolysis.

Boom. Invented. #SubStuds^TM

[kslim]

So what happens when a shipmate/submariner has a baby? Do they have you rise and helo them back to a mainland or what? I mean r and r and such

[slobber]

Oh man, follow up...what happens when somebody dies and you are all silent and not resurfacing for another 8 months? Is the family notified?

[IPA4Me]

So what happens when a shipmate/submariner has a baby? Do they have you rise and help them back to a mainland or what? I mean r and r and such

That depends on the mission. Sometimes, a tug boat would meet you an hour or so from port to take him home. Sometimes you just had to wait.

Family stuff is the main reason I left the Navy. I didn't want to watch my kids grow up via pictures. I travel somewhat now but I'm home the majority of the time.

[IPA4Me]

there is hydrogen in water too dobby

Yes, I realize that now, but my question is still accurate, because in my scenario, with the super machine that I referenced, it only extracted the oxygen. Someone just needs to invent a better machine, one that extracts oxygen and hydrogen from the water.

Hydrolysis.

Boom. Invented. #SubStuds^TM

They already have hydrolysis machines as well as CO2 scrubbers and air scrubbers (fart absorbers).  Sorry Dobber. Already invented.

[star seed 7]

boy, navy guys must be huge dumbasses to believe a whooper like air "scrubbers"