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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #325 on: February 11, 2014, 07:22:22 AM »
uh, dig or not, missions sound way rough ridin' cooler than "patrols".  "patrols" sound like some some lame walk around city park.
A patrol is lame. You drive in quiet circles while waiting for missile launch orders.

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Re: Re: How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
« Reply #326 on: February 11, 2014, 09:23:47 AM »
you ever blast through 10 ft thick sea ice to the surface and scare the living eff out of a polar bear?

Like this?


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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #327 on: February 11, 2014, 09:26:07 AM »
Seriously though how do you not really hurt yourself when you guys do those jump out of the water drills?

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Re: Re: How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
« Reply #328 on: February 11, 2014, 09:29:06 AM »
another 20,000 Leagues question. you know that little rowboat that kind of attaches to the back of the Nautilus? do USA subs have those?

How about a DSRV (Deep Submergence Rescue Vehicle)?


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Re: Re: How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
« Reply #329 on: February 11, 2014, 09:33:42 AM »
you ever blast through 10 ft thick sea ice to the surface and scare the living eff out of a polar bear?

Like this?



seems like you could easily kill some polar bears

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #330 on: February 11, 2014, 09:39:21 AM »
 :nono: no way, mocat. Slow ascent to the surface, with checks for polar bears through the (peri)scope.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #331 on: February 11, 2014, 09:46:41 AM »
well where did those PBs in the photo come from? it looks like one could fall through the ice  :ohno:

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #332 on: February 11, 2014, 09:50:11 AM »
well where did those PBs in the photo come from? it looks like one could fall through the ice  :ohno:

Pretty sure they'd be alright after falling through the ice, since they're, ya know, polar bears.

Where they came from? Somewhere close by?  :dunno: they always come to investigate the giant black steel tube that appeared out of rough ridin' nowhere.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #333 on: February 11, 2014, 09:57:26 AM »
can you launch other stuff out of the torpedo tubes like they launched Spock's corpse out of the enterprise in Wrath of Khan?

In one movie didn't they launch a bunch of junk out the tubes to trick the folks depth charging them on the surface into thinking they sunk her?

Yes, that was in U-571. They launched a body in that junk as well. It COULD be done, but wouldn't happen. unless we could convince Timhawk and Kim Carnes to tour the boat...

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #334 on: February 11, 2014, 10:18:45 AM »
Mocat, I want you to go find the COB and ask him where you can find 50 feet of center line. Then, when you're done with that, head down to A-gang territory and ring the bell.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #335 on: February 11, 2014, 10:20:35 AM »
 :love: aye sir, phasers set to stun

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #336 on: February 11, 2014, 12:25:54 PM »

Groups of guys moving around the boat can definitely affect the trim.  It's one of the things folks like to do for newly qualified Dive Officers.  One of the things that we always will do every watch is to get a perfect trim (the boat is neutrally buoyant with zero angle on the ship) at 3 knots (which is very slow).  We do this to make sure if we have to go to periscope depth in a hurry, we have a reasonably good idea of the trim so the Dive knows how much water to bring on.  This ensures the boat doesn't accidentally broach in places that aren't welcoming to a nuclear sub in their midst...

So, while newly qualified Dives are trying to do this, some of their "buddies" will go to the front end of the boat and wait.  The Dive sees the front end is heavy, so pumps water aft.  While that's going on, the guys all move aft.  Now, the boat is heavy aft and the Dive has to pump fwd.  Rinse and repeat.


I mean...this whole thing... :love:
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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #337 on: February 11, 2014, 01:03:32 PM »
I mean...this whole thing... :love:

Yeah, man. Shenanigans abound at sea, and even in port to an extent.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #338 on: February 11, 2014, 02:50:21 PM »
Seriously though how do you not really hurt yourself when you guys do those jump out of the water drills?
I slept through one. I was tired as hell from drills and didn't even feel it. The second one was more eventful watching the cooks chase pots and pans across the galley. Pictures from the surface make it seem much more dramatic. A much smaller fast attack might launch a lot higher.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #339 on: February 11, 2014, 03:45:17 PM »
Everyone needs to take a second and watch this, "Hey, Shipwreck" is an animated series that an actual submariner produced, and it's hilarious. Don't know if the other two have seen it, but check it out.

Navy speak the whole time, mocat!!


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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #340 on: February 11, 2014, 03:50:35 PM »
ehh, navy speak is only awesome when it's actual navy speak. that animated thing was like trying to squeeze navy talk into a really darkly animated animated show about transformers

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #341 on: February 11, 2014, 04:05:26 PM »
ehh, navy speak is only awesome when it's actual navy speak. that animated thing was like trying to squeeze navy talk into a really darkly animated animated show about transformers

The first episode is kinda lame, comparatively speaking, I guess. I just watched episode 2 for the first time in years and laughed my ass off. It might just be a "you had to live it to get it" thing. 

I get your point, though.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #342 on: February 11, 2014, 07:29:51 PM »
Why does it take so many people to run a submarine?  Should be possible with a crew of 12, IMO.
Great question. I'm sure it could be done with maybe half the crew if there were more automatic controls. Navy uses a lot of manual control systems. Wouldn't be possible for twelve people to run the submarine. It takes that many just for a boomer engine room.

So it's like a billion dollar cast iron hull full of knob turners?

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #343 on: February 11, 2014, 11:38:09 PM »
perfect trim.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #344 on: February 12, 2014, 08:09:11 AM »
Everyone needs to take a second and watch this, "Hey, Shipwreck" is an animated series that an actual submariner produced, and it's hilarious. Don't know if the other two have seen it, but check it out.

Navy speak the whole time, mocat!!



I thoroughly enjoyed watching those, but they kinda mailed it in for the last three episodes.  Second season looks promising.  :crossfingers:

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #345 on: February 12, 2014, 01:50:02 PM »
Don't hold your breath, BF. He did some other projects and I haven't seen any info about season 2 actually happening now.

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #346 on: February 14, 2014, 07:38:24 PM »
Watching down periscope

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #347 on: February 14, 2014, 07:45:08 PM »
Watching down periscope
You watch what ever the hell she wants to watch. Just be thankful it isn't Steal Magnolias or some crap like that!

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #348 on: February 14, 2014, 07:47:02 PM »
Watching down periscope
You watch what ever the hell she wants to watch. Just be thankful it isn't Steal Magnolias or some crap like that!

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Re: Master Submarine Thread
« Reply #349 on: February 14, 2014, 08:13:59 PM »