Guys, I had a meeting at ku's student union conference room today. I had to drive there (no airport, wtf?) and came in from the west side of campus on a road called Bob Bobsby (or something red necke-y). After driving past some Carter era concrete super-max facilities I veered up a hill onto the main campus (yeesh, place looks like it fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down) road guarded by a toll booth station. Assuming no self respecting school would charge a toll to drive on the only paved road through campus I proceeded on by. As I was passing by what appeared to be the rural country set from Hunger Games I noticed an obese person in uniform running after my car. I stopped to assist this person only to be accosted for driving on the road. Apparently cars aren't allowed to drive on the road through campus, it's only for ugly drifters and golf carts. Rather than turn around I kept on driving, which infuriated the fat person, but I knew she couldn't keep pace with my idling car so I proceeded on to the this weird split level parking garage that was completely empty (think north korea pics). The union was meh, and I assume only pleasing if observed from a biplane or water tower or whatever white trash in lawrence climb to see stuff from above. The meeting sucked as it was just a bunch of people with terrible ideas asking for money to pay for their terrible ideas. The only thing that could have saved it is if the coffee they provided was hot, alas it was luke warm.
