Author Topic: KU football is NOT going through a rough patch. Cheer on our hawk brothers here! (Read 3225909 times)

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #5725 on:** April 19, 2014, 12:25:56 AM »

Hey remember that time KU hired a fat guy coach, cuz, lol, they used to have a different fat guy coach. HAHAHA!

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #5726 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:30:48 AM »

I thought this belonged here because it's about track, but did the Ku relays lose its prestige recently? All the good tracksters are running and fielding at Mt. SAC.

LOL if so. KU football hurting on all fronts.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #5727 on:** April 19, 2014, 12:48:37 PM »

Quote from: stunted on April 18, 2014, 04:52:05 PM

Quote from: pissclams on April 18, 2014, 01:30:27 PM
ku football fans disgust me, it's embarrassing that we share a state with a few of them

Ku football fans really must be the greatest people ever. Football>bball ku fans? Genius heroes who deserve respect and sympathy

Have an older friend that is hard-core KU football fan, he couldn't care less about KU bball. I refrain being mean to him out of respect for the pain he endures, though he was a pretty happy camper in 2007. I respected that he was a long-time fball fan vs. t-shirt bandwagon fball fans during that time.

DQ12 · « **Reply #5728 on:** April 19, 2014, 04:46:16 PM »

Now this is some good phoggin':

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With the Pro-KSU and Anti-KU sentiment in the Kansas Legislature, expect a complete green light for anything KSU wants to do, and a road block for anything KU wants to do. All you have to do is take a look at the makeup of the state government to figure that out. KU sends their alumni into the world. KSU keeps theirs here in Kansas.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #5729 on:** April 19, 2014, 05:08:03 PM »

I feel so bad for them.

eastcat · « **Reply #5730 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:15:22 PM »

Didn't know that Kansas isn't in the world.

We're aliens guys

CNS · « **Reply #5731 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:20:12 PM »

"Out into the world" is where film majors go before crashing headfirst into a barrista job at 135th and 69hwy 10 months later, FWIW.

Spracne · « **Reply #5732 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:22:28 PM »

It's true though. Our grind and your grind ain't the same, dawg. We're the catalogue; you're the same song.

MouseRat · « **Reply #5733 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:26:44 PM »

Clear the stage! Sprac and CNS are about to engage in a rap battle!

Spracne · « **Reply #5734 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:43:31 PM »

You maxin' out your plastics on your Barbie Dream House, issuing more bonds than Ian Fleming. You's a Football Faustus, and your peeps are lemmings, financing all your games on the backs of the poor, but if we get a little pinch, you gon' snitch to the BoR.

Paul Moscow · « **Reply #5735 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:44:56 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on April 19, 2014, 06:43:31 PM

You maxin' out your plastics on your Barbie Dream House, issuing more bonds than Ian Fleming. You's a Football Faustus, and your peeps are lemmings, financing all your games on the backs of the poor, but if we get a little pinch, you gon' snitch to the BoR.

OHHHHHHHH!!!

hippocraticoaf · « **Reply #5736 on:** April 19, 2014, 06:48:48 PM »

East side, west side, north side, south
Sprac's breath is so bad his butt's mad at his mouth.
This rap is by Oaf, Sprac's is dumb.
He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother's thumb.
And when he wakes up stupid, wishin he was me, he has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee.
Then he goes to school, where he's stupid again, and everybody hates him even all his friends.
When you come after Oaf, hope I don't attack. So this rap goes out to stupid Sprac.

(drops mic)

Spracne · « **Reply #5737 on:** April 19, 2014, 07:03:56 PM »

Why even mess with this cat and his weak ass flo?
Mother goose called to sue, but then found out he's po'.
Better call your doc and have him check that prostate,
Or is his finger immoral, Mr. Carl K-State?
If I'ma spit hot fire, I need some stronger attacks,
I got that max flo
you got that Flomax.

CNS · « **Reply #5738 on:** April 19, 2014, 07:35:29 PM »

Oh my

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #5739 on:** April 19, 2014, 09:35:56 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on April 19, 2014, 04:46:16 PM

Now this is some good phoggin':

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With the Pro-KSU and Anti-KU sentiment in the Kansas Legislature, expect a complete green light for anything KSU wants to do, and a road block for anything KU wants to do. All you have to do is take a look at the makeup of the state government to figure that out. KU sends their alumni into the world. KSU keeps theirs here in Kansas.

I always crack up whenever I read stuff like that. How can you brag one minute about "owning Kansas City" and about all the alumni that live in Kansas City. Then the next minute talk about how you send all your alumni "into the world". LOL . . . WTF??

RickRampus · « **Reply #5740 on:** April 19, 2014, 09:54:25 PM »

this thread just got defibrilated

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #5741 on:** April 19, 2014, 09:57:32 PM »

Spracne can you post a link to your rap lyric creator app?

Thanks bro.

CNS · « **Reply #5742 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:01:08 PM »

Spracne has really gotten good.

Katpappy · « **Reply #5743 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:05:46 PM »

Quote from: hippocraticoaf on April 19, 2014, 06:48:48 PM

East side, west side, north side, south
Sprac's breath is so bad his butt's mad at his mouth.
This rap is by Oaf, Sprac's is dumb.
He wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother's thumb.
And when he wakes up stupid, wishin he was me, he has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee.
Then he goes to school, where he's stupid again, and everybody hates him even all his friends.
When you come after Oaf, hope I don't attack. So this rap goes out to stupid Sprac.

(drops mic)

Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I read this, cause I've of spit it out from...

Katpappy · « **Reply #5744 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:07:09 PM »

Quote from: CNS on April 19, 2014, 07:35:29 PM

Oh my

Yea I agree, it's best not to get between these two.

Katpappy · « **Reply #5745 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:08:08 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on April 19, 2014, 09:35:56 PM

Quote from: Dlew12 on April 19, 2014, 04:46:16 PM
Now this is some good phoggin':

Quote
With the Pro-KSU and Anti-KU sentiment in the Kansas Legislature, expect a complete green light for anything KSU wants to do, and a road block for anything KU wants to do. All you have to do is take a look at the makeup of the state government to figure that out. KU sends their alumni into the world. KSU keeps theirs here in Kansas.

I always crack up whenever I read stuff like that. How can you brag one minute about "owning Kansas City" and about all the alumni that live in Kansas City. Then the next minute talk about how you send all your alumni "into the world". LOL . . . WTF??

Mo, it's a big part of KU world.

bucket · « **Reply #5746 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:19:22 PM »

Spracne? More like, Sticky Green?!?

bucket · « **Reply #5747 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:20:48 PM »

Except, Sticky Green was good!

Spracne · « **Reply #5748 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:30:05 PM »

Quote from: bucket on April 19, 2014, 10:20:48 PM

Except, Sticky Green was good!

This guy's too easy. No recompense can match two tears in a bucket - just my

SdK · « **Reply #5749 on:** April 19, 2014, 10:59:28 PM »

KU.
Pray you.
Don't go astray you.
Are starting to look cray you.
Used to have nice things.
Campus crumbles, but nice rings.
Football in shambles, CW's price stings.
Lawrence suffering from bed lice stings.
Big bro just pops its collar
Alumni shelling out dollar after dollar.
Adding athletic square feet
While the unwashed fill up mass street.
You ain't even on this level.
KU fans beginning to dishevel
Keep sawing wood.
One day at a time.
Start jawing good.
Or I'll slay ya another time.