can't wait to see how that little q&a goes down-
"oh hi _____, how are you doing today? daris told me that you used to do a bunch of coke with luke axtell and drove a chick to bonetown with him one night. care to comment on that? i mean i know you haven't seen daris in ten years, but he just brought it up in casual conversation to me the other day so i just figured i'd follow up with you on it. also, nice weather today, huh?"