Blend salsa and cream cheese.
OR (not AND....very important)
blend black beans (whole), raspberry (or similar) jalapeno jam stuff, sour cream, shredded cheese, cumin, other mexican-y things in frig, important ingredients are first two
Serve either of these blended treats with chips for a quick app for unanticipated guests or lazy tailgate which is the situation in which I've had to mix both of these up.