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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #75 on: March 29, 2013, 01:33:20 PM »
Thai ramen

Packet of Ramen (Oriental or chili flavor works best)
can of tuna
egg
soy sauce
sriracha (or packets of Panda chili sauce)
chunky peanut butter
garlic chowder

Cook ramen in a pot with around 2 cups of water, bring to a boil and drop in scramble egg (kind of like you are making egg drop soup).   allow egg to cook, turn down heat and add the tuna.  Add garlic chowder, soy sauce, sriracha, and peanut putter to taste.

Option stuff to throw in if you have it:  green onions, cilantro, lime juice, bean sprouts, shredded carrots

Or you can buy the one dollar packets of Chow Mein terriyaki beef and go to town. I do plan on thrying this one though. thanks! :thumbs:
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #76 on: March 29, 2013, 01:35:33 PM »
I am going to tell my GF that I am making dinner tonight and make one of these.  Have not decided which one yet though.  Only veto is Ez Cheez as no way in hell she would eat that.

Wow tell her she is directly slapping SD in the face. Then she might change her mind.
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #77 on: March 29, 2013, 01:42:33 PM »
tape her mouth open and empty an entire can of easy cheese (American flavor) into her mouth as a joke

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2013, 01:46:35 PM »
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?

I'm assuming the dog got sick or something. But if not then  :driving:
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #79 on: March 29, 2013, 01:50:32 PM »
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?

I'm assuming the dog got sick or something. But if not then  :driving:

I think you are in the clear here. dogs can eat anything (not bacon, it will kill them)

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2013, 06:27:31 PM »
Probably going to have to wait til tomorrow, but I am going to try to make funyon rings.  Taco Bell bowl is a possibility, as is cookie dough ice cream.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #81 on: March 29, 2013, 10:54:17 PM »
English muffins are very versatile.  I made a sloppy joe with one earlier this week.  The crunchyness added a new dimention to the otherwise boring joe.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #82 on: March 30, 2013, 12:16:42 AM »
i ate so much jamon serrano when i was in madrid but- i never got sick of it. 

dean and deluca sells this substitute  http://www.deandeluca.com/butcher-shop/pork/serrano-style-ham.aspx

i like that it has more ham and less sodium than prosciutto.
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have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2013, 09:34:19 PM »
Well I'm just going to come out and say it: Hormel chili and hot dog pizza is not very good

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2013, 12:47:55 AM »
My Grandpa always makes these. Best. Burger. Ever

Wook's Burgers
 
3 lbs lean ground beef
12 oz Cheese Whiz
1 c grated yellow onion
3 Tbsp prepared French's mustard
salt and pepper
 
Blend the ingredients together by hand.  Place the mixture in the refrigerator for at least 1/2 hr to 1 hr.
 
Form into 1/4 pound patties.
 
Place on a flat griddle or electric skillet and cook until well done.
 
Remove from the griddle and place on medium size bun.  Top with 1 Tbsp cheese whiz if desired. 

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #85 on: April 01, 2013, 03:20:10 PM »
ok so i didn't personally invent this but i have never used a recipe so i'm going to count it.

1 can crescent roll dough
1 package sliced pepperoni
1 package string cheese (mozzarella)
1 thing of marinara sauce

place 4 pepperoni's and half a stick of string mozzarella cheese inside a triangle of crescent roll dough. wrap that crap up. make as many as you can and bake on 375 for about 15 minutes. dip in marinara sauce. nom nom nom.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #86 on: April 01, 2013, 03:34:05 PM »
you guys it'd help if you share what the food is so that others can try it and see if we like it too unless you're just one of those people who don't share recipes and that's ok too but kind of prudish.

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.  also jamon serrano instead of cooked ham, or prosciutto if you can't get jser.

you can eat it with red wine or white.  no salsa.  can be pretty salty.

i make these a lot fwiw.  although i do dip mine in salsa.


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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2013, 03:42:12 PM »
take a block of feta, put it in a mini baking dish thing, put red pepper flake and garlic all over it, drizzle a little bit of olive oil on it so the pepper/garlic doesn't burn up, put in a 400 degree oven for 20 minutes, take it out and drizzle with some more olive oil, eat with crostini

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2013, 03:44:21 PM »
ok so i didn't personally invent this but i have never used a recipe so i'm going to count it.

1 can crescent roll dough
1 package sliced pepperoni
1 package string cheese (mozzarella)
1 thing of marinara sauce

place 4 pepperoni's and half a stick of string mozzarella cheese inside a triangle of crescent roll dough. wrap that crap up. make as many as you can and bake on 375 for about 15 minutes. dip in marinara sauce. nom nom nom.

Oh man I love homemade pizza rolls so much, you are so right, emawblast. I usually just use shredded mozz because it is cheaper than string cheese. What do you think, is the string cheese that much better? I'm open to trying new things!
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2013, 03:45:51 PM »
to be honest, KSC, i'm glad you said that, because i have been skeptical of the string cheese. it is much easier in terms of assembly but has seemed kind of rubbery after baking to me. i haven't tried any other type but definitely will next time.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #90 on: April 01, 2013, 03:48:49 PM »
to be honest, KSC, i'm glad you said that, because i have been skeptical of the string cheese. it is much easier in terms of assembly but has seemed kind of rubbery after baking to me. i haven't tried any other type but definitely will next time.

You have inspired me to make pizza rolls tonight. I will use both string cheese and shredded cheese and report back on what will probably end up being the best night of my life.  :drool:
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #91 on: April 01, 2013, 03:50:39 PM »
ok so i didn't personally invent this but i have never used a recipe so i'm going to count it.

1 can crescent roll dough
1 package sliced pepperoni
1 package string cheese (mozzarella)
1 thing of marinara sauce

place 4 pepperoni's and half a stick of string mozzarella cheese inside a triangle of crescent roll dough. wrap that crap up. make as many as you can and bake on 375 for about 15 minutes. dip in marinara sauce. nom nom nom.

Oh man I love homemade pizza rolls so much, you are so right, emawblast. I usually just use shredded mozz because it is cheaper than string cheese. What do you think, is the string cheese that much better? I'm open to trying new things!
Take this to the WVU thread, that whole state is obsessed with these things.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepperoni_roll

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #92 on: April 01, 2013, 04:37:28 PM »

mine is a sincronizada, but with the guts of a croque monsieur.

So you're just changing the cheese then.  Got it.  Most innovative.
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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #93 on: April 01, 2013, 04:51:01 PM »
take a block of feta, put it in a mini baking dish thing, put red pepper flake and garlic all over it, drizzle a little bit of olive oil on it so the pepper/garlic doesn't burn up, put in a 400 degree oven for 20 minutes, take it out and drizzle with some more olive oil, eat with crostini

Sounds good SD! Will probably make this sometime this week.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #94 on: April 01, 2013, 04:54:27 PM »
I cook toast(no butter) and spread on cottage cheese and then put garlic chowder on it.


Tasty garlic cheese bread.

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #95 on: April 01, 2013, 05:27:07 PM »
True story - I was working at this sando shop called Adrians Cafe back in high school.

I gutted one of the loafs of bread, filled it with nothing but mustard and ketchup and then taped the heal of the bread back on. I went to the back and punted the KetchstardLoaf into someones yard. A dog then ate the entire loaf while I was LOL'ing but kinda feeling pretty bad.

I'm not sure if this belongs in this thread at all  :dunno:

what did you feel bad about? the wasted loaf and condiments?

I'm assuming the dog got sick or something. But if not then  :driving:

I think you are in the clear here. dogs can eat anything (not bacon, it will kill them)

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have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #96 on: April 01, 2013, 05:27:28 PM »
Fact

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« Reply #97 on: April 01, 2013, 05:30:01 PM »
Fact

Have never heard this before.  Have always had dogs. 

Googled it, so I believe it now, but crazy how I have never heard this before.

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have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #98 on: April 01, 2013, 05:56:10 PM »
Had a dog named Otis devour an entire package and die

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Re: have you ever invented a new food?
« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2013, 05:58:46 PM »
Had a dog named Otis devour an entire package and die

Raw?