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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #325 on: July 25, 2014, 03:23:36 PM »
RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.

I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #326 on: July 25, 2014, 09:23:00 PM »
14 years old?
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #327 on: July 25, 2014, 09:25:25 PM »

RS2K - how was NOLA? do they HJ down south?
3+ years and you use one of your 24 posts on this? Odd.

I think it's odd people around here don't support HJs
Knock yourself out.


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #328 on: August 09, 2015, 08:48:26 AM »
no pool handys but pretty good bachelor party last night

it was a 2-dayer but I could only make it for last night. it was casino night and I got up big on the blackjack table, and you guys know what I did instead of walking away?  I kept riding that heater until I was down to my last rough ridin' chips. won that hand and proceeded to get on another heater, managed to get back to even, which was a monster stack to begin with of course. then guess what I did?  I cashed in those chips and played a $15 slot just for shits and giggles :Keke:

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« Reply #329 on: August 10, 2015, 05:20:19 PM »
no pool handys but pretty good bachelor party last night

it was a 2-dayer but I could only make it for last night. it was casino night and I got up big on the blackjack table, and you guys know what I did instead of walking away?  I kept riding that heater until I was down to my last rough ridin' chips. won that hand and proceeded to get on another heater, managed to get back to even, which was a monster stack to begin with of course. then guess what I did?  I cashed in those chips and played a $15 slot just for shits and giggles :Keke:

Bachelor party fail. That's just really unfortunate.

If you break even at the tables, and you've managed to spend a good amount of your night there... you're a winner in my book. Essentially played all night for free. Well done.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #330 on: August 10, 2015, 05:44:09 PM »
I'm glad you had fun, IRL bud TBT

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #331 on: August 11, 2015, 12:15:11 AM »
Have another bachelor party in Vegas over Labor Day weekend and I'm really hoping I can improve my performance.

Last bachelor party in Vegas was in back in march of 2014 and I thought I was still 21. Got in thursday night and went on a 36 hour bender that involved 6 hrs of sleep, 1 meal and enough alcohol to kill Aldon Smith.

I was on the PUP list by Saturday afternoon.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #332 on: November 05, 2015, 01:46:28 PM »
What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #333 on: November 05, 2015, 01:50:51 PM »
What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #334 on: November 05, 2015, 02:01:27 PM »
What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?

you just go bananas at the lake of the ozarks duh
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #335 on: November 05, 2015, 02:45:58 PM »
What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
Last year I went to a bachelor party in June for a wedding in November. If a Vegas trip for MM is what you want then do that.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #336 on: November 05, 2015, 02:47:19 PM »
What's the protocol on these bad boys? Wedding will be mid June, but I want to do Vegas during March Madness and I feel like I could hit two birds with one stone. Is that too far away from the wedding (June)?
Last year I went to a bachelor party in June for a wedding in November. If a Vegas trip for MM is what you want then do that.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #337 on: November 05, 2015, 02:49:51 PM »
truthfully, i can't see wacky surviving a bachelor party in las vegas


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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #338 on: November 05, 2015, 02:50:51 PM »
BP's are so yesterday.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #339 on: November 05, 2015, 02:56:08 PM »
truthfully, i can't see wacky surviving a bachelor party in las vegas
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« Reply #340 on: November 05, 2015, 03:11:31 PM »
just go to a frat party, it don't get much better than that

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #341 on: November 06, 2015, 01:28:53 AM »
Bachelorette parties are better, from what I hear. Pretty good source.

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« Reply #342 on: November 06, 2015, 07:57:23 AM »
Bachelorette parties are better, from what I hear. Pretty good source.

I have never been to a bachelor party so I can't compare. One time I was in Vegas for a wedding and they had bachelor and bachelorette parties there a day before the wedding....and they both ended up at the same place - it is a strip club with girls dancing on the first floor and guys dancing on the second floor.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #343 on: November 06, 2015, 08:29:50 AM »
The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #344 on: November 06, 2015, 08:31:10 AM »
Bachelorette parties are better, from what I hear. Pretty good source.

I have never been to a bachelor party so I can't compare. One time I was in Vegas for a wedding and they had bachelor and bachelorette parties there a day before the wedding....and they both ended up at the same place - it is a strip club with girls dancing on the first floor and guys dancing on the second floor.
This happened to my friends in Colorado this last year. They both planned their parties in Colorado and they ended up at dinner, at the same place. So dumb!

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #345 on: November 06, 2015, 08:32:18 AM »
The only thing I know about bachelorette parties is that they drink out of penis straws and everything else is a plastic penis. HUr HUr Hur. Let me bet on some games and party rock with my boys! That sounds like a dream come true!

Yes, penis straws and penis balloons and penis rings and penis candy and penis cakes. Also doing some kind of scavenger hunt thing where you have to get a picture with certain types of people is popular.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #346 on: November 06, 2015, 08:33:08 AM »
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #347 on: November 06, 2015, 08:35:43 AM »
:sdeek:

I have a basket of party supplies that I keep when I have leftovers from things and I think I still have some penis straws.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #348 on: November 06, 2015, 08:40:44 AM »
Man, those penis straws are a rough ridin' hit. When I use to go to P & L back in the day, there was always a bachelorette party going on and there were penises everywhere! Whoever started that company, is stacking cash!

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« Reply #349 on: November 06, 2015, 08:42:38 AM »
Man, those penis straws are a rough ridin' hit. When I use to go to P & L back in the day, there was always a bachelorette party going on and there were penises everywhere! Whoever started that company, is stacking cash!

Oh also the bride-to-be wearing a veil with little penises all over it.