last night, while standing in line at a grocery store, the kid in front of me was being a total douchebag. he was probably 4 or 5 years old. he was grabbing stuff from the candy shelf and throwing it, etc. the mom was too busy talking on her phone while paying that she didn't care.
he tried pulling an item from my cart, and i said "don't touch my stuff, you little rough rider"
i meant to say "don't touch my stuff, little man" but my anger got the best of me.
i called a 4 year old a rough rider.