Shame Yourself

[Cartierfor3]

Some bird built a bird's nest on my gutter. I felt like I had to knock it down and toss it away because it was kind of intrusive. I thought I might feel bad when I knocked it over, but I didn't.

I didn't feel bad for destroying a bird nest.

 

[SkinnyBenny]

Took a girl on a date to Dilly's Deli once.

Dilly's Deli was my go-to break up joint.  cheap, public and easily left in a hurry.

What if we were eating there at the same time?    I actually think I remember you telling me the Dilly's Deli thing on this blog once before. So did you order a whole meal and do it after you had both finished? And why are you taking girls out to eat if you're just going to dump them? Having troubs wrapping my brain around this one.

[KST8FAN]

Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare.  Usually runs rite at $5 and change.  They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.

Tom

[mocat]

I hooked up with that girl last night and this morning and I didn't have time to take a shower before work. 

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare.  Usually runs rite at $5 and change.  They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.

Tom

Tom,
just coke and chicken? no sides?

Kono

[XocolateThundarr]

Yeah the mcgriddle is delish and the sugar-bread is the key.

I should note that, while I feel terrible from the amount of sugar and low quality meats I've eaten today, I just benched my body weight 15 times which is a PR. Either eating unhealthy food motivated me or it powered me to new heights. Something to consider.

I haven't benched in so long I probably couldn't do my body weight even once... Sigh

My shoulders are not fans of the bench press.

[KST8FAN]

Three pieces of chicken from the deli and a Coke Zero at the local grocery deli is my typical lunch fare.  Usually runs rite at $5 and change.  They must have messed up the bar code cause my total yesterday was $1.73 which I quietly paid.

Tom

Tom,
just coke and chicken? no sides?

Kono

my version of the low carb diet.  protein and aspartame helped me lose 30 lbs.

Tom

[Mr Bread]

What kind of chicken?  Rotisserie I bet.  Skin off?  Skin is low carb I think. 

[Dr Rick Daris]

then the bartender said "i don't know beaver. all she said was how badly she desperately wanted to do some coke and double down on some chicken bones. then she got up and left with luke axtell and the guy living over at daris' place for the summer. you'll have to ask porcupine if you want to know more than that. i was in the back refilling ice bin for most of it."

[FP TC etc.]

I've been drinking gin and tonics since 3 and still doing work because I'm working from home today.

[SkinnyBenny]

I basically have nothing to post in the vegetable lovers thread.

[KST8FAN]

What kind of chicken?  Rotisserie I bet.  Skin off?  Skin is low carb I think.

Bread nails it.

Tom

[8manpick]

Wednesday: bottle of wine binge
Thursday: brooksider binge
Friday: back to mhk binge
Saturday: still in mhk binge
Sunday: black keys binge
Monday: royals binge
Tuesday: gov't mule binge

Today: who knows?

[Rage Against the McKee]

I basically have nothing to post in the vegetable lovers thread.

You should give that thread a read. You might just find that you do after all.

[CNS]

Yeah, binging......

Have gotten slightly tipsy or worse every night since last Thursday.  Even when in college, I hardly ever did a 6 day string.

Not going to drink tonight.  Just to see if it hurts or something. 

[420seriouscat69]

Yeah, binging......

Have gotten slightly tipsy or worse every night since last Thursday.  Even when in college, I hardly ever did a 6 week string.

Not going to drink tonight.  Just to see if it hurts or something.

If it hurts, that's not alcoholism, those are feelings, ignore them.

[ben ji]

Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 

['taterblast]

your reaction was totally normal except that you added the word "gay"

[CNS]

ben ji, the gay thing aside, you should remember that he is the one that goes by Kunt.  I mean, don't borrow shame.

[The1BigWillie]

Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 

You should be ashamed of feeling ashamed.  The guy sounds like a f*cking dipshit.   

[slobber]

Was pak'n with the GF and some of her work friends late friday night at quintens(Waldo not Lawrence).

A new co-worker joins the group and my GF mentioned he was gay and then went to introduce me. This is how it went down

GF- "Hey, I want you to meet my bf ben ji, this is Kunt"
Me- "Nice to meet you, you said your name is Kunt? Like with a K or a C?"
Kunt- "With a K, its not my real name but thats what I go by"
Me- "Seriously?"
Kunt- "Yeah(giggles between him and the girls)"
Me- "You guys are messing with me, a gay guy named kunt, good one"


Nope, that was actually his name. Spent the next 5 mintues in awkward conversation about how Kunt was and acronym but he wont tell anyone what the letters stand for.

 

You should be ashamed of feeling ashamed.  The guy sounds like a f*cking dipshit.   

I agree. I have noticed that people sometimes are ashamed of pointing out that someone is a dipshit just because they are gay or something. If someone is a dipshit, they are dipshit, regardless of sex, creed, color, religion, or sexuality.

[ben ji]

Also his last name was Clemmer. Kunt. Clemmer.

I was convinced they were playing a joke on me and I kept saying "But seriously, whats your real name".

That is the main reason I am ashamed.

[Institutional Control]

Also his last name was Clemmer. Kunt. Clemmer.

I was convinced they were playing a joke on me and I kept saying "But seriously, whats your real name".

That is the main reason I am ashamed.

You should be ashamed that you have a girlfriend that has such a douchey friend.

[CNS]

Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.

[ben ji]

Why would someone refuse to tell you their real name?

Seems like a super weird situation.  One that an attention whore would seek out by calling himself a shocking name, letting ppl know that isn't his real name, then refusing to tell ppl his real name.

You're in the clear ben ji.

Dunno, my gf and his co-workers call him kunt too. So weird.