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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #500 on: March 15, 2013, 01:40:24 PM »
When in 2nd grade we were standing in line to go out to recess and the teacher had just put a lukemia fundraiser poster on the board.  I spurted out "this kid needs some rogain not our money".  She didnt know who did it and demanded whoever did it write an anonymous apology letter and give it to her to send to the Lukemia society... I never wrote a word.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #501 on: March 15, 2013, 01:51:07 PM »
yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant and by lunch my pits were reeking so I put hand sanitizer in my pits to handle that crap. actually worked ok. 

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« Reply #502 on: March 15, 2013, 01:55:27 PM »
yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant

There was no need to elaborate past that. Shame acknowledged.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #503 on: March 15, 2013, 01:56:16 PM »
yesterday I forgot to put on deoderant

There was no need to elaborate past that. Shame acknowledged.

i just wanted the people to know that hand sanitizer is a viable alternative in an emergency

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #504 on: March 15, 2013, 03:26:39 PM »
When I was a freshman in high school, we were all mandated to go to this assembly in the gym.  It was tradition that the homecoming candidates give a speech before the student body.  This one senior gets up and starts talking about how awesome everyone was.  I turned to my buddies and said: "This chick sounds like Yoda."  My good friend turned to me and said: "Dude, she's deaf."  Not one of my finer Blump moments.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #505 on: March 15, 2013, 03:34:42 PM »
Did you vote for her?
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« Reply #506 on: March 15, 2013, 03:38:51 PM »
When I was a freshman in high school, we were all mandated to go to this assembly in the gym.  It was tradition that the homecoming candidates give a speech before the student body.  This one senior gets up and starts talking about how awesome everyone was.  I turned to my buddies and said: "This chick sounds like Yoda."  My good friend turned to me and said: "Dude, she's deaf."  Not one of my finer Blump moments.

I never said it to anyone, but I spent a long time thinking the deaf guy in class was Canadian.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #507 on: March 15, 2013, 03:42:12 PM »
Did you vote for her?

Nope...I don't pity vote and the girl I voted for had larger breasts.

Kidding.  I voted for her as she was really cool.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #508 on: March 16, 2013, 01:58:46 AM »
 :: ::I got my bag stolen at Halloween when I was a kid, so I returned the favor to a helpless youth some six years later at the age of 15. 


I should just off myself now. ....not until the tourney is over though.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #509 on: March 16, 2013, 03:14:51 AM »
cheeseburger got soggy while i told my bro how much i loved him tonight (25 min phone conversation)

still ate it all.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #510 on: March 18, 2013, 03:13:50 AM »
At 2:30am I decided I needed to try the Chicken and Waffle chips that Pete (I think) posted about. I went to Dillon's, none there. Went to Wal-Mart, none there. So I decided to try the new Sweet and Spicy BBQ Sun Chips. Opened them as soon as I paid for them, ate them the whole drive home, finished off the entire bag 5 minutes after arriving back home.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #511 on: March 18, 2013, 03:55:03 AM »
I had a McChicken and a McDouble earlier, and now my body is letting me know how terrible that idea was.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #512 on: March 18, 2013, 07:12:24 AM »
Ordered this for breakfast yesterday. Ate the whole thing.


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #513 on: March 18, 2013, 12:13:51 PM »
Drank a 12 pack of Busch Light during the game Saturday in addition to some ribs and pulled pork I smoked.  Finished that off with a few other random beers then half a bottle of Old Crow.  Barely remember going to the local dive where allegedly my buddy and I had 3 irish car bombs and a couple pitchers.  Was "buckled" into my bar stool with a trashbag by the bartender.  Got a ride home from a girl I hadnt seen since high school.  Jumped out of her car somewhere between the bar and home and puked all over someones front yard.  Possibly ran the rest of the way home?  First time puking in literally 3 years. Guys, I took that loss pretty rough.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #514 on: March 18, 2013, 12:28:15 PM »
After getting pak'd at Station for the game saturday, I figured it'd be a good idea to drive across town to another drinking establishment before going to McDonalds. Needless to say I made it home, sans DUI, with 20 nuggets and a mcdouble. I still don't feel 100%

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« Reply #515 on: March 18, 2013, 12:55:31 PM »
I'm going to today's Letterman taping. They just passed out a questionnaire for Stupid Human Tricks and I don't have any fun talents I feel comfortable performing in front of America.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #516 on: March 18, 2013, 01:09:00 PM »
At 2:30am I decided I needed to try the Chicken and Waffle chips that Pete (I think) posted about. I went to Dillon's, none there. Went to Wal-Mart, none there. So I decided to try the new Sweet and Spicy BBQ Sun Chips. Opened them as soon as I paid for them, ate them the whole drive home, finished off the entire bag 5 minutes after arriving back home.
No shame here. This is completely normal behavior.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #517 on: March 18, 2013, 02:03:59 PM »
Told lil' CF3 it was bedtime, but it was like 45 minutes early. He can't tell time yet.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #518 on: March 18, 2013, 02:10:52 PM »
Told lil' CF3 it was bedtime, but it was like 45 minutes early. He can't tell time yet.

take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #519 on: March 19, 2013, 10:53:46 AM »
the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #520 on: March 19, 2013, 09:25:19 PM »
the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.

Me too. Even had a double decker with a cool ranch taco shell.  :frown:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #521 on: March 19, 2013, 10:08:28 PM »
the past three nights I have ate nothing but Cool Ranch tacos for supper.

Me too. Even had a double decker with a cool ranch taco shell.  :frown:

they should make doritos locos tortillas for this

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #522 on: March 20, 2013, 12:38:52 AM »
I had a pretty major bender Friday after work through Sunday.  Started right at 5 Friday, 2 on Saturday until 3 am, then 9 to 9 Sunday.

Shame: left 2 credit cards at unknown bars Sunday, cancelled Monday morning with no Sunday charges on the cards.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #523 on: March 29, 2013, 10:41:23 PM »
Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet  :frown:

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« Reply #524 on: March 29, 2013, 10:51:59 PM »
Chipotle's Hot salsa hurts my stomach the next day to the point that I can't eat it anymore even though I love it more than almost anything on this planet  :frown:

I always get 2 scoops and exactly 12 hours later I totally crap my holy brains out. Don't have a problem with it though. Just a chipotle hot salsa thing I guess.