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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #325 on: March 06, 2013, 08:09:01 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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My office has people without belts every day and they don't even notice. You should be fine.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #326 on: March 06, 2013, 08:23:45 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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My office has people without belts every day and they don't even notice. You should be fine.

If nobody noticed, you wouldn't be aware of this.

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« Reply #327 on: March 06, 2013, 08:28:20 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #328 on: March 06, 2013, 08:56:29 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #329 on: March 06, 2013, 09:05:23 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt

I feel like we've had this conversation before.

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #330 on: March 06, 2013, 09:37:29 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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It is just the worst if you have to tuck in your shirt and forgot your belt

I feel like we've had this conversation before.


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #331 on: March 06, 2013, 10:17:57 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

:frown:
One time I was just literally just down the street and I had made a list of stuff I needed at the store and I realized I had left it.  I hit the brakes on my car but then didn't turn around.  Then I forgot about 3 things including toilet paper  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #332 on: March 06, 2013, 01:59:03 PM »
ever since the family left the house this morning, I've only gotten off the couch once to warm up some leftovers for lunch.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #333 on: March 06, 2013, 02:07:23 PM »
I snuck out of work yesterday an hour before I was off saying I had a really urgent thing I needed to do at the bank, but really I left early so I could get some time in Aggieville before the game.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #334 on: March 06, 2013, 02:08:54 PM »
Speaking of belts, I pissed on my belt about 20 minutes ago.  I did a premature look up without securing the region from obstacles prior to pissing.   :facepalm:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #335 on: March 06, 2013, 02:14:48 PM »
I snuck out of work yesterday an hour before I was off saying I had a really urgent thing I needed to do at the bank, but really I left early so I could get some time in Aggieville before the game.
take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #336 on: March 06, 2013, 02:20:59 PM »
Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy   :frown:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #337 on: March 06, 2013, 02:21:57 PM »
Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy   :frown:


take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #338 on: March 06, 2013, 02:25:53 PM »
Today I farted in the middle of my office and blamed it on another guy   :frown:


take it to the "perfectly normal things that normal people do all the time" thread

OH SO STEVE DAVE EATS A FEW NACHOS AND IT'S PERFECTLY FINE IN THIS THREAD BUT ANOTHER MAN BEING LAUGHED AT AND MADE FUN OF BECAUSE OF ME BELONGS IN THE NORMAL PEOPLE THREAD? 

That's garbage, CNS Casey.  And you know it
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #339 on: March 06, 2013, 02:26:51 PM »
eating nachos is fine. eating 2 AM "nachos" is not acceptable.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #340 on: March 06, 2013, 02:27:36 PM »
yep

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #341 on: March 06, 2013, 02:30:40 PM »
The point is that I thought this thread was for people to vent about how terrible they feel about performing certain acts of abomination, and to not get judged on those acts. 

Clearly I was wrong
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #342 on: March 06, 2013, 02:35:01 PM »
The point is that I thought this thread was for people to vent about how terrible they feel about performing certain acts of abomination, and to not get judged on those acts. 

Clearly I was wrong

the point is to shame yourself. sometimes maybe getting made fun of is part of the healing. I dunno.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #343 on: March 06, 2013, 02:46:04 PM »
Sabi, you are obviously focusing your internal anger at yourself on me.  It's ok.  let it out(anger not another fart).  you will feel better.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #344 on: March 06, 2013, 02:47:25 PM »
I was a complete dumbass in the Angel assists thread.   :embarrassed:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #345 on: March 06, 2013, 02:58:39 PM »
Sabi, you are obviously focusing your internal anger at yourself on me.  It's ok.  let it out(anger not another fart).  you will feel better.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #346 on: March 06, 2013, 03:55:19 PM »
i've used the same exact conversation routine like five times this week.

me: "going to fake patty's weekend?"
person: "no i don't think so, you?"
me: "of course man, i'm not that old yet! HUR HUR HUR!"

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #347 on: March 06, 2013, 04:09:48 PM »
At least twice for me. CAN'T WAIT!
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #348 on: March 06, 2013, 05:00:21 PM »
Sometimes I just don't know where the day went.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #349 on: March 06, 2013, 07:40:52 PM »
ate hamburger helper last night.  ate the leftovers tonight.

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