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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #300 on: March 04, 2013, 11:02:11 AM »
Quote from: KCFDcat on March 04, 2013, 10:37:57 AM
Quote from: shivvyman on March 03, 2013, 09:15:47 PM
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.

have been doing this a lot lately. What's wrong with me? :frown:

You just don't want to be a fatass.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #301 on: March 04, 2013, 11:26:53 AM »
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #302 on: March 04, 2013, 11:27:44 AM »
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on March 04, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:

My wife did that.  Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #303 on: March 04, 2013, 11:28:05 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on March 04, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:

My wife did that.  Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).

Just wanted to clarify I'm not ashamed at all by this.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #304 on: March 04, 2013, 11:30:08 AM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2013, 11:28:05 AM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 04, 2013, 11:27:44 AM
Quote from: KSUblumpkin on March 04, 2013, 11:26:53 AM
I had a moment of financial conservatisim and bought cheap toilet paper yesterday.   :facepalm:

My wife did that.  Made her pay by shitting in her bathroom (where she keeps the good stuff).

Just wanted to clarify I'm not ashamed at all by this.

You shouldn't be ashamed of that!  Hoarding decent toilet paper deserves a hanging floater in her toilet.
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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #305 on: March 04, 2013, 11:55:21 AM »
Quote from: shivvyman on March 03, 2013, 09:15:47 PM
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.
You probably shouldn't finish your plate at a restaurant unless they give you correct sized portions (which they rarely do.)
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #306 on: March 04, 2013, 12:00:32 PM »
I watched Saturday's game with _FAN. After McGruder hit the game winning shot I jumped out in front of our table in celebration, and _FAN was on the other side. Due to my elation, I couldn't settle for a high five, and I didn't think _FAN was down for a bromantic hug, so I hugged a girl I knew sitting at the bar and left _FAN to celebrate by himself. :frown:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #307 on: March 04, 2013, 12:05:08 PM »
Quote from: Jakesie60 on March 04, 2013, 12:00:32 PM
I watched Saturday's game with _FAN. After McGruder hit the game winning shot I jumped out in front of our table in celebration, and _FAN was on the other side. Due to my elation, I couldn't settle for a high five, and I didn't think _FAN was down for a bromantic hug, so I hugged a girl I knew sitting at the bar and left _FAN to celebrate by himself. :frown:

Man, I wish I would have been there for a Jakesie hug. Those are the best  :cry:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #308 on: March 04, 2013, 12:09:25 PM »
Was an bad person to someone on facebook yesterday and they de-friend-ed me.  :frown:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #309 on: March 04, 2013, 12:29:51 PM »
I was talking to gf y-l_a how I hadn't thrown up from being sick(only alcohol related barfs) since I was probably 16 or so and then that very day I threw up :(
not ashamed it was just weird timing and gross and this seemed like the best place to tell everyone
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #310 on: March 04, 2013, 12:58:41 PM »
I ate two packages of saltine crackers for dinner last night.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #311 on: March 04, 2013, 01:00:09 PM »
Quote from: Winters on March 04, 2013, 12:58:41 PM
I ate two packages of saltine crackers for dinner last night.  :embarrassed:

I have done this as well.  Chased them down with Bud Light too.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #312 on: March 04, 2013, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on March 04, 2013, 12:29:51 PM
I was talking to gf y-l_a how I hadn't thrown up from being sick(only alcohol related barfs) since I was probably 16 or so and then that very day I threw up :(
not ashamed it was just weird timing and gross and this seemed like the best place to tell everyone

wut   :bawl:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #313 on: March 04, 2013, 01:08:07 PM »
taco bell

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Shame Yourself
« Reply #314 on: March 04, 2013, 01:33:52 PM »
Ima bouta do me some 2 am style nachos. 
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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #315 on: March 04, 2013, 05:16:43 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 04, 2013, 01:08:07 PM
taco bell

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Should have waited until Thursday.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #316 on: March 04, 2013, 05:27:42 PM »
Quote from: The Big Train on March 04, 2013, 12:09:25 PM
Was an bad person to someone on facebook yesterday and they de-friend-ed me.  :frown:

Probably best for both of you.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #317 on: March 04, 2013, 08:38:15 PM »
Skipped dinner and went to purple swirl instead.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #318 on: March 04, 2013, 08:42:36 PM »
Quote from: seven on March 04, 2013, 08:38:15 PM
Skipped dinner and went to purple swirl instead.  :embarrassed:

Tonight was the fund raiser.  No shame in that.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #319 on: March 05, 2013, 06:19:47 PM »
just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #320 on: March 05, 2013, 06:29:17 PM »
I laughed (a lot) at the rejected vanity plates list.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #321 on: March 05, 2013, 10:40:39 PM »
Quote from: emawblast on March 05, 2013, 06:19:47 PM
just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!

 :sdeek:  :facepalm:

Did that stone sober once. I was too impressed to be ashamed.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #322 on: March 05, 2013, 11:52:54 PM »
Quote from: Jakesie60 on March 05, 2013, 10:40:39 PM
Quote from: emawblast on March 05, 2013, 06:19:47 PM
just ate an entire order of general tso's plus 4 'goons!

 :sdeek:  :facepalm:

Did that stone sober once. I was too impressed to be ashamed.

I love 'goons. I typically get two as a side order, then order an extra two. Usually I eat all four with the entree...rarely not. If I can't get 'em all, I take the others home and eat them later. No shame in four 'goons...absolutely no shame.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #323 on: March 05, 2013, 11:54:59 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on March 04, 2013, 01:08:07 PM
taco bell

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Last time I went I ate one of my items on the car ride home so Mrs. CF3 wouldn't know how many things I bought.   :frown:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #324 on: March 06, 2013, 07:52:31 AM »
I was less than a block away from my house when I realized I wasn't wearing a belt. I just kept on going.

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