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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #275 on: March 01, 2013, 11:28:47 AM »
Button down collar shirt today.  :facepalm:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #276 on: March 01, 2013, 11:52:52 AM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #277 on: March 01, 2013, 11:55:08 AM »
I'm wearing the same pants as I did on Monday (and didn't wash them).
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #278 on: March 01, 2013, 12:04:12 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #279 on: March 01, 2013, 12:12:32 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #280 on: March 01, 2013, 12:15:22 PM »
I'm wearing the same pants as I did on Monday (and didn't wash them).

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #281 on: March 01, 2013, 12:15:56 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

I cannot fathom how much dirt you must have in your bag, fanning.  Everyone has some, but you?  Man, I just don't know. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #282 on: March 01, 2013, 12:17:20 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

I cannot fathom how much dirt you must have in your bag, fanning.  Everyone has some, but you?  Man, I just don't know.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #283 on: March 01, 2013, 12:23:57 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.
I slept with a dealer. So there's that.

Did she shuffle your cards and give you a BJ (Black Jack)?
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #284 on: March 01, 2013, 12:49:25 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.

I've been paid on losing or push hands hundreds of times. that's not something to be ashamed of, that's the cost of the casino doing business.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #285 on: March 01, 2013, 02:43:29 PM »
I was playing $1 chips in vegas last year and hit on a number on roulette........the dealer thought I had played with $5 chips so he gave me $175 in winnings instead of $35.  I immediately cashed out and left the casino.

I had 17 against 17 and the dealer added wrong and paid me off thinking I had 18. Don't really feel bad about taking $20 from a casino that makes millions... Then again I don't know if the dealer would get punished. Surely the casino wouldn't find out unless they watched the tape.

I've been paid on losing or push hands hundreds of times. that's not something to be ashamed of, that's the cost of the casino doing business.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #286 on: March 01, 2013, 02:47:21 PM »
Met an old friend for lunch.  He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues."  I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #287 on: March 01, 2013, 02:49:18 PM »
Met an old friend for lunch.  He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues."  I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"

bad person!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #288 on: March 01, 2013, 02:53:04 PM »
Met an old friend for lunch.  He was back in town to hang with his lil bro who's been having some "issues."  I tried to offer advice but in my head I just kept thinking "dude just tell your bro to quit being such a puss!"

This is actually in my area of expertise.  There have been a number of times I think in my head to some kid that are in need of help to cowboy the eff up.  However, to reason with the unreasonable is a waste of time.  You aren't alone when you hear stuff like that.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #289 on: March 01, 2013, 04:14:21 PM »
Button down collar shirt today.  :facepalm:

KSU T-shirt today    :horrorsurprise:   At least I'm wearing a light jacket over it, but still  :facepalm:
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #290 on: March 01, 2013, 04:37:12 PM »
Felt like I was spending too much time on goEMAW.com so I logged off on Sunday and was gonna sit out a week. Lurked without logging in on Tuesday and Wednesday. Logged in yesterday and did the "post and run" style posting over in the Chiefs thread.

I'm addicted to BBS'n  :frown:

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #291 on: March 01, 2013, 05:40:00 PM »
Button down collar shirt today.  :facepalm:

KSU T-shirt today    :horrorsurprise:   At least I'm wearing a light jacket over it, but still  :facepalm:
KSU t-shirt is a bad thing?
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #292 on: March 02, 2013, 09:52:34 PM »
Frozen dinners for dinner two nights in a row.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #293 on: March 02, 2013, 10:14:07 PM »
last night made a drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :frown:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #294 on: March 02, 2013, 10:24:13 PM »
ohh honey

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #295 on: March 02, 2013, 10:35:30 PM »
currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :excited:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #296 on: March 02, 2013, 10:38:41 PM »
currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :excited:

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recipe? tia
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #297 on: March 02, 2013, 10:44:01 PM »
currently not hungry in the least but may be on pace to make another drunken mess of 2AM "nachos"  :excited:

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recipe? tia

oh it varies. last night's was basically baked tostitos scoops, grated irish cheddar (makes a nice pool of cheese oil in the bottom), poured salsa in the middle and some pickled japs and jap juice all over it to blend with the gross melted cheese oil.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #298 on: March 03, 2013, 09:15:47 PM »
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #299 on: March 04, 2013, 10:37:57 AM »
Paid for a meal and didn't finish half of it. Typically a member of the clean plate club.

have been doing this a lot lately. What's wrong with me? :frown: