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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #100 on: February 20, 2013, 09:30:19 AM »
Didn't take a shower this morning.   :frown:

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Meh, you can get away with this if you shower at night

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Meh, you can get away with this if you at least rinse your face and use extra deodorant and have short hair and wipe the eye poop out of your eyes.

Stop enabling him.  He's gonna be known as the dirty guy at work if he's not already.  "Meh, you can get away with it if you at least remember to wipe your butt most times after you poop."  Gross.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #101 on: February 20, 2013, 09:32:51 AM »
the other day I had a mole or gopher in my yard digging holes. at Lowes the trap was like $80 and the poison was like $5.  :frown:


Get some coyote urine and spread around, the moles will leave.  Also, why would you feel bad about eating fine tornadoes from a QT, what
are you, a food snob :dunno:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #102 on: February 20, 2013, 09:33:30 AM »
Some times when Mrs. Bf has the morning off I get up earlier than usual and get out of the house before the kids wake up.  Some times I hear the kids stirring in their rooms and I haul ass out the door. ---> :cheese:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #103 on: February 20, 2013, 09:35:41 AM »
Some times when Mrs. Bf has the morning off I get up earlier than usual and get out of the house before the kids wake up.  Some times I hear the kids stirring in their rooms and I haul ass out the door. ---> :cheese:

There is no shame in that...that is just smart on your part BF.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #104 on: February 20, 2013, 09:36:10 AM »
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep. 

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #105 on: February 20, 2013, 09:37:22 AM »
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #106 on: February 20, 2013, 09:37:44 AM »
On MLK day, I waited until Mrs SF went to work and I took the kids to daycare and came home and went back to sleep.

Did you keep it a secret that you took them to daycare?
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #107 on: February 20, 2013, 09:39:58 AM »
I didn't floss 2 nights ago. :frown:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #108 on: February 20, 2013, 09:40:23 AM »
i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu    :eek:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #109 on: February 20, 2013, 09:40:58 AM »
i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu    :eek:
Is she divorcing him?

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #110 on: February 20, 2013, 09:41:08 AM »
eff.  Haven't been to the dentist since I was 20.  Don't get annual doctor's check-up's either.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #111 on: February 20, 2013, 09:41:18 AM »
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

Me too.  I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #112 on: February 20, 2013, 09:42:04 AM »
i know the wife of the guy that beat his kid because he liked ou instead of osu    :eek:
Is she divorcing him?

she deleted her facebook yesterday.   :embarrassed:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #113 on: February 20, 2013, 09:51:18 AM »
eff.  Haven't been to the dentist since I was 20.  Don't get annual doctor's check-up's either.

I didn't go to the dentist a single time all throughout college. I go every 6 months now that I have a job, but the first time back after college, they spent a long time with that metal hook thing picking at my teeth. No cavities!

Also, the annual check-up is a waste of time, so I don't do that.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #114 on: February 20, 2013, 09:59:10 AM »
Ya, no cavities here either.  When I do go, I'm negotiating the whole way.  Pick is a deal breaker.  I'll walk if he insists on the pick. 

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #115 on: February 20, 2013, 10:01:33 AM »
Tiny little baby CF3 woke up early today, like at 5 instead of the usual 7. I woke up but pretended to still be sleeping so Mrs. CF3 would deal with TLBCF3 and get the kid out of her crib.  :frown:


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #116 on: February 20, 2013, 11:01:02 AM »
Ya, no cavities here either.  When I do go, I'm negotiating the whole way.  Pick is a deal breaker.  I'll walk if he insists on the pick.

If it's been years since you've been, you need the pick. The amount of petrified crap they will scrape off your teeth will just astound you.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #117 on: February 20, 2013, 11:04:15 AM »
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

Me too.  I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.

I wish you would get off my back about this. I'm obviously not proud of myself.  Why don't you either post something shameful about yourself or take a hike.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #118 on: February 20, 2013, 11:07:55 AM »
i can't function without taking a shower.  i feel weird/dirty all day.

you're probably fine though, _33.

Me too.  I may do a lot of self-defeating things, but being dirty is not one of them.

I wish you would get off my back about this. I'm obviously not proud of myself.  Why don't you either post something shameful about yourself or take a hike.

I'm helping. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #119 on: February 20, 2013, 11:10:10 AM »
guys, let's stick to shaming ourselves and leave the comments to just stuff like  :sdeek: or  :frown: or  :zzz:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #120 on: February 20, 2013, 11:13:06 AM »
I'm giving my 2 weeks notice on Friday.  I've moved about 10 meetings back until after that, most of which I'm blaming on the winter storm.  I really just don't want to have them or prepare for them. 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #121 on: February 20, 2013, 11:19:21 AM »
guys, let's stick to shaming ourselves and leave the comments to just stuff like  :sdeek: or  :frown: or  :zzz:

but these guys lie to their wives? what's the point?

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #122 on: February 20, 2013, 11:46:36 AM »
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I could be wrong (usually am) but this seems to be more of a Missouri thing. In all my years of driving I've never understood the having that lane empty for a full mile prior to the construction aree while it chokes the other two lanes (on a three lane Highway). It happens much less on the Kansas side. (my perception).


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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #123 on: February 20, 2013, 12:12:51 PM »
I'm giving my 2 weeks notice on Friday.  I've moved about 10 meetings back until after that, most of which I'm blaming on the winter storm.  I really just don't want to have them or prepare for them.

i think that's acceptable.  don't hang your head, friend.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #124 on: February 20, 2013, 12:58:37 PM »
Some times I go home for lunch and clean up all the clutter from the morning rush.  That way I can have the kids fed, bathed, and read for bed by the time Mrs. Bf gets home.  When Mrs. Bf walks in the door that evening she's all "Oh wow good job Bloodfart, I could never get all that done so fast!"  I don't tell her how I do it.
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