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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2013, 04:20:28 PM »
Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2013, 04:28:53 PM »
Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2013, 04:29:33 PM »
Saw that goEMAW was down on Sunday evening but was in the middle of an episode of Downton Abbey so I let it stay down for an extra 15 minutes.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2013, 04:40:14 PM »
A hot girl I know bent over to put something in her purse.  She revealed some butt crack.  I looked.  Maybe even sniffed a little. :facepalm:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2013, 04:44:25 PM »
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2013, 04:46:13 PM »
too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2013, 04:48:52 PM »
A hot girl I know bent over to put something in her purse.  She revealed some butt crack.  I looked.  Maybe even sniffed a little. :facepalm:

Happens to us all.  If you can't sniff a hot girl's butt crack, then whose ass can you sniff?  If she was wearing yoga pants you even have the right to take a pic and say something under breath like "damn I wish I was her underpants." 
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2013, 04:56:10 PM »
too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2013, 05:04:10 PM »
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

I'm not proud of myself.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2013, 05:05:02 PM »
I followed a girl down the hallway after math class last week and she had this thong on and it was sticking up out of her pants. Then I told her what time it was.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2013, 05:08:06 PM »
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

I'm not proud of myself.

You dumbshits. Traffic moves just as quickly and far more safely if everyone uses both lanes and merges at the last possible moment.

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/trafficeng/workzone/doc/When-latemerge-zipper.pdf

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2013, 05:25:38 PM »
too lazy to do dishes, ate my morning cereal out of a tupperware container, drank my oj out of same container after I finished my cereal.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2013, 05:32:11 PM »
It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck.  :frown:

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

I'm not proud of myself.

You dumbshits. Traffic moves just as quickly and far more safely if everyone uses both lanes and merges at the last possible moment.

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/zippermerge/

http://www.dot.state.mn.us/trafficeng/workzone/doc/When-latemerge-zipper.pdf

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2013, 06:10:26 PM »
Saul  :lol:

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2013, 06:14:43 PM »
i have way too much shame to put it all out right here.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2013, 07:50:14 PM »
I obsessively refresh any thread I manage to post in looking for validation.  I can only imagine how many views this one will get from me alone, now.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2013, 08:09:32 PM »
I said I was going to give up booze for Lent, but I am on my second glass of Johnny Walker Blue.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2013, 08:28:08 PM »
I bought asparagus and never cooked it and now its rotten :(

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2013, 08:32:58 PM »
I bought asparagus and never cooked it and now its rotten :(
I do that with veggies that I think would be good for me to eat fairly frequently
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #69 on: February 19, 2013, 08:33:27 PM »
I took a dump at work today

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2013, 08:34:06 PM »
got a large pizza hut pizza, for myself, for dinner tonight.

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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2013, 08:44:41 PM »
I took a dump at work today

The shame is when you drop a hard & heavy load, and the shitter starts to overflow with no plunger in sight. You then swiftly GTFO and walk briskly hoping no one saw you leave the flood aggie zone.
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Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2013, 08:46:04 PM »
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #73 on: February 19, 2013, 08:47:12 PM »
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?

On account of his blatant racism

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Re: Re: Shame Yourself
« Reply #74 on: February 19, 2013, 08:48:57 PM »
this thread won't be over until bigwillie20 admits to being attracted to black girls

how would that be shameful?

On account of his blatant racism

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bigwille is a blatant racist? sorry, i'll try and keep up. 
on a very shameful note...i crap in a communal shower once and didn't clean it up.