Shame Yourself

[Institutional Control]

what are amphetamine salts?

[DQ12]

I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it

Well then you can get right the hell out of this thread, you dumbass loser.


Sorry that was way too harsh.

 

[steve dave]

what are amphetamine salts?

adderall

[one time gella]

I let the cashier take 7 cents out of the penny cup to pay my tax on my Arnold Palmer Half and Half 
cause he didn't want to break my US Grant...
I had 7 cents in my vehicle but was too lazy to get it 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

SD, how serious can I get with this thing? Does this count as an acceptable substitute for confession?

[steve dave]

SD, how serious can I get with this thing? Does this count as an acceptable substitute for confession?

go HAM. Yes.

[Willesgirl]

I am obsessively on this board when I should be working. I haven't missed any deadlines, but eventually I feel my work will suffer if I do not end this addiction.

[OK_Cat]

I am obsessively on this board when I should be working. I haven't missed any deadlines, but eventually I feel my work will suffer if I do not end this addiction.

students won't enroll themselves, fanning

[bubbles4ksu]

I let the cashier take 7 cents out of the penny cup to pay my tax on my Arnold Palmer Half and Half 
cause he didn't want to break my US Grant...
I had 7 cents in my vehicle but was too lazy to get it 

don't let a gas station clerk intimidate you. - the onion.

[The1BigWillie]

It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. 

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

[The1BigWillie]

At fast food places, I always ask for a water cup and fill it up with pop. 

have only recently stopped doing this. 

I do this all the time as well but I dont feel bad about it, normally I only drink 1 lil water cup of cola with the meal and thats it.

No way i pay $2.00 for something that cost you a nickel.

Have witnessed this. He acts like a total poor. We called him out in front of everyone at the family owned establishment he was ripping off.

[The1BigWillie]

I selected a co-worker's wife as "would bang" on bang with friends and did so while sitting across from him at lunch. 

 

[bubbles4ksu]

i'm ashamed that i used to get upset with people who were mean to bmw, specifically lsoc. i gave him much more credit than the headcase deserved.

[Mrs. Gooch]

I take more Splenda packets than I actually use at restaurants.

[puniraptor]

I selected a co-worker's wife as "would bang" on bang with friends and did so while sitting across from him at lunch. 

 

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

i also abuse caffeine and amphetamine salts. 

Try not to bite anyone's face off.

[Boondock Poonhound]

When warming up on the track at the gym, if a woman-dime passes me, all of a sudden, I'm ready to go and keep up, but not pass.

[EMAWmeister]

I missed trash day by a few minutes last wednesday morning and I haven't rolled my trash cans back in yet 

[Dugout DickStone]

i'm ashamed that i used to get upset with people who were mean to bmw, specifically lsoc. i gave him much more credit than the headcase deserved.

It's his medicine.  He legitimately needs it to keep him normal. 

[TheHamburglar]

It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. 

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

This is the conundrum in this situation.  I know it makes everyone get through faster.  Everyone should do this.  I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality. 

[mocat]

When warming up on the track at the gym, if a woman-dime passes me, all of a sudden, I'm ready to go and keep up, but not pass.

Except for the running on the track part, I would say FITZ OUTED

[Rage Against the McKee]

It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. 

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

This is the conundrum in this situation.  I know it makes everyone get through faster.  Everyone should do this.  I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.

It doesn't make anyone get through faster except for the guy driving around the entire line of cars. It makes everyone else get through much slower because they have to wait on the cars that stop to let the other people cut in.

[michigancat]

I'm looking at this thread in a work meeting.

[The1BigWillie]

It was down to one lane on the way to work this morning. I was running late, so while everyone politely got over to the right lane I zipped past them to the point where the left lane closed and butted in right in front of a slow moving Semi Truck. 

I would punch you in the mouth until your teeth fell out if I could find you right now.

This is the conundrum in this situation.  I know it makes everyone get through faster.  Everyone should do this.  I don't mind that the person is doing it, but I do get pissed because I assume someone that does this is doing it with a "eff these people" mentality.

It doesn't make anyone get through faster except for the guy driving around the entire line of cars. It makes everyone else get through much slower because they have to wait on the cars that stop to let the other people cut in.

Exactly... I always want to  the fat smelly truck driver that pulls into the middle and blocks those inconsiderate pricks from blowing past everyone and holding the line up.

[KSUblumpkin]

I drank a lot of Tequilla last night.  Went to work hung over and puked in the bathroom (got a little projecticle vomit on the toilet).  I blamed it on one of the dysfunctional kids I work with when i heard our janitor complain about it.