Author Topic: Shame Yourself (Read 338466 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3100 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:24:49 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 06, 2016, 06:52:04 PM

I accidentally drank of out a stranger's water bottle last week. Right in front of her. We were at a table in conversation and she didn't say anything. But i'm sure she noticed. :-(

that means you kissed

star seed 7 · « **Reply #3101 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:45:49 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 06, 2016, 07:24:49 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on October 06, 2016, 06:52:04 PM
I accidentally drank of out a stranger's water bottle last week. Right in front of her. We were at a table in conversation and she didn't say anything. But i'm sure she noticed. :-(

that means you kissed

sounds non-consensual... maybe rape?

The Big Train · « **Reply #3102 on:** October 06, 2016, 07:56:42 PM »

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My "buddies" don't make jokes about rape.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3103 on:** October 07, 2016, 07:45:58 PM »

That pizza hut stuffed crust grilled cheese pizza pie looks so good. I'm considering ordering one and eathing the entire thing.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #3104 on:** October 09, 2016, 04:34:06 PM »

my uncle gave me a bottle of bourbon from his local distillery, i'm sure the liter cost him more than $100. it's pretty tasty but i'm hungover and can't take it straight right now so i'm mixing it with coke zero at a 4:1 coke ratio.

The Big Train · « **Reply #3105 on:** October 09, 2016, 04:39:39 PM »

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #3106 on:** October 10, 2016, 09:36:52 AM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on October 09, 2016, 04:34:06 PM

my uncle gave me a bottle of bourbon from his local distillery, i'm sure the liter cost him more than $100. it's pretty tasty but i'm hungover and can't take it straight right now so i'm mixing it with coke zero at a 4:1 coke ratio.

This is probably the most shame-worthy post that has been made ITT for a long time.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3107 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:02:03 AM »

No, we should have locked the thread after the fridge drawer of of chili.

DQ12 · « **Reply #3108 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:40:52 AM »

the fridge door of chili is shocking. not even sure it belongs in this thread. it's something else entirely.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #3109 on:** October 10, 2016, 10:46:15 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on October 10, 2016, 10:40:52 AM

the fridge door of chili is shocking. not even sure it belongs in this thread. it's something else entirely.

I made chili this weekend and I got a good giggle thinking about it. Just amazing the thought process that goes into #chilidrawer

HerrSonntag · « **Reply #3110 on:** October 11, 2016, 01:44:47 PM »

Quote from: XocolateThundarr on October 10, 2016, 09:36:52 AM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on October 09, 2016, 04:34:06 PM
my uncle gave me a bottle of bourbon from his local distillery, i'm sure the liter cost him more than $100. it's pretty tasty but i'm hungover and can't take it straight right now so i'm mixing it with coke zero at a 4:1 coke ratio.

This is probably the most shame-worthy post that has been made ITT for a long time.

You need to keep a cheap bottle on hand for such occasions, never break into the good stuff for mixies.

_33 · « **Reply #3111 on:** October 11, 2016, 01:56:09 PM »

Or just do whatever you want.

puniraptor · « **Reply #3112 on:** October 13, 2016, 02:02:36 AM »

Just notice on a meeting request I sent out last week that instead of "good afternoon" I wrote "goo afternoon"

Tobias · « **Reply #3113 on:** October 13, 2016, 07:24:21 AM »

that was your lunch menu

RickRampus · « **Reply #3114 on:** October 13, 2016, 02:01:07 PM »

Last night I ran out of tonic for my Tanqueray and I used a leftover Mike's Hard Lemonade that a friend had left at my place to complete the G&T

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Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3115 on:** October 13, 2016, 02:20:23 PM »

Quote from: RickRampus on October 13, 2016, 02:01:07 PM

Last night I ran out of tonic for my Tanqueray and I used a leftover Mike's Hard Lemonade that a friend had left at my place to complete the G&T

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Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #3116 on:** October 13, 2016, 11:05:44 PM »

talked lil CF3 into Jelly Beans and out of fun dip so I could have some of his jelly beans

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #3117 on:** October 14, 2016, 09:19:30 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 13, 2016, 11:05:44 PM

talked lil CF3 into Jelly Beans and out of fun dip so I could have some of his jelly beans

i tried hard last night to steer lil mikey towards some delicious looking cookies after he won the cake walk, but he was set on some nasty cupcakes.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3118 on:** October 14, 2016, 09:49:39 AM »

Let's not turn this into a tricking your kids support group fellas.

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #3119 on:** October 14, 2016, 10:11:23 AM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on October 14, 2016, 09:49:39 AM

Let's not turn this into a tricking your kids support group fellas.

no, I was ashamed I couldn't trick my 6 year old.

Gooch · « **Reply #3120 on:** October 17, 2016, 10:25:51 AM »

I just ate my lunch @ 10:30 am.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #3121 on:** October 17, 2016, 04:01:53 PM »

did you wake up and eat breakfast at like 6am

Gooch · « **Reply #3122 on:** October 17, 2016, 04:28:09 PM »

I'm really hungry now.

puniraptor · « **Reply #3123 on:** October 18, 2016, 09:52:10 PM »

dropped my earbud in my coffee cup again. I think it will be ok.

Tobias · « **Reply #3124 on:** October 18, 2016, 10:08:22 PM »

what was in your coffee cup?

Author Topic: Shame Yourself (Read 338466 times)

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