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Quote from: The Big Train on April 16, 2014, 09:07:05 PMI usually do since I bought that crap.
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Steve Copeland Let me see if I can recreate the conversation between Moochelle and our Emperor.Barack: Hey bitch, gots me a problem here.Moochelle: What is it this time you dumb sum bitch.Barack: You know that honky bitch Kathy Sebelius I just fired. She has kinda gots me tween a rock and a hard place.Moochelle: Told you not to hire her you dumb sum bitch.Barack: Damn it bitch what other choice did I have. The back taxes she owed was the least amount than all the other peeps I was wanting. I know she was about pick 17 but WTF. Anyway get your ass over to Kansas and find someplace you can yak it up for a bit. Tell them you like Kathy and your school lunch program....well don't know how to help you there bitch. Just tell them they are eatin better in Kansas than in Kenya.Moochelle: Where in the eff is Kansas you dumb sum bitch.Barack: Hell I don't know but I sure the eff ain'ts goin. Them there bastards in that state are gun carryin crazy sum bitches.Moochelle: Makin sure here, is Kansas the 52nd state in the union ? You member in yo campaign speeches when you said we had 55 states.Barack: eff don't ask me. I can't even remember what number Ukraine is. It is part of the United States ain't it ? Anyway you go head get your ass on outta here and get that damn Senelius off my ass. Just tell all of them there rednecks there in Kansas that hope and change is coming. Hell California loves it when I says it.Moochelle: Fine I is a goin but when I gets done I'm goin on vacation again in Hawaii.Barack: Great I will meets you there
Now I see that you did, in fact, change the name of the author. Given the deft hand with which he crafted that would-be dialogue, there is no doubt in my mind that these are the very words of Samuel Langhorne Clemens.