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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3800 on: April 16, 2014, 08:35:50 AM »
OH DAAAAMN
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3801 on: April 16, 2014, 10:49:33 AM »
crap JUST GOT REAL.

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« Reply #3802 on: April 16, 2014, 10:53:03 AM »
I think I've driven by the church, if it's the St. Mary Magdalene Episcopal Church in Snide City.
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« Reply #3803 on: April 16, 2014, 09:07:05 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3804 on: April 16, 2014, 09:55:21 PM »


I usually do since I bought that crap.

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« Reply #3805 on: April 16, 2014, 10:02:25 PM »


I usually do since I bought that crap.

With 6 kids you almost get double what any of them get.  Seems about right

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3806 on: April 17, 2014, 12:34:56 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3807 on: April 17, 2014, 02:27:30 PM »
Lol @ the Obama logos on the guns, very creative
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« Reply #3808 on: April 17, 2014, 02:28:22 PM »
cows dressing up like illegal immigrants would have been pretty LOL

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3809 on: April 17, 2014, 02:55:30 PM »
Cong. Tim Huelskamp ?@CongHuelskamp  22h
Buy a house get a deduction, donate to charity get a deduction, have an abortion get a deduction…Wait #What? http://goo.gl/7Hdiyo  #Sick

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3810 on: April 17, 2014, 03:06:49 PM »
#what?

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« Reply #3811 on: April 17, 2014, 03:07:43 PM »
#Sick!

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« Reply #3812 on: April 17, 2014, 03:08:42 PM »
That's it I'm #following Huelskamp on #twitter.

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« Reply #3813 on: April 17, 2014, 03:09:24 PM »
That's it I'm #following Huelskamp on #twitter.

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« Reply #3814 on: April 17, 2014, 05:34:04 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3815 on: April 17, 2014, 06:23:51 PM »
There are too many good ones. I'm going to start another twitter account to exclusively follow these kinds of groups/people.

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« Reply #3816 on: April 17, 2014, 10:09:03 PM »
Some context for the next post. Seems the first lady is going to be commencement speaker for graduation in Topeka. This has some people angry. Partly because the large crowds expected are forcing grads to choose 4 family members to be in the audience to watch them walk the stage. Also partly because there are apparently a lot of people who aren't big fans of Michelle Obama.

This following post was part of a facebook convo between my cousin and some guy I don't know. His name has not been redacted, because he doesn't deserve it. 

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Let me see if I can recreate the conversation between Moochelle and our Emperor.

Barack: Hey bitch, gots me a problem here.
Moochelle: What is it this time you dumb sum bitch.
Barack: You know that honky bitch Kathy Sebelius I just fired. She has kinda gots me tween a rock and a hard place.
Moochelle: Told you not to hire her you dumb sum bitch.
Barack: Damn it bitch what other choice did I have. The back taxes she owed was the least amount than all the other peeps I was wanting. I know she was about pick 17 but WTF. Anyway get your ass over to Kansas and find someplace you can yak it up for a bit. Tell them you like Kathy and your school lunch program....well don't know how to help you there bitch. Just tell them they are eatin better in Kansas than in Kenya.
Moochelle: Where in the eff is Kansas you dumb sum bitch.
Barack: Hell I don't know but I sure the eff ain'ts goin. Them there bastards in that state are gun carryin crazy sum bitches.
Moochelle: Makin sure here, is Kansas the 52nd state in the union ? You member in yo campaign speeches when you said we had 55 states.
Barack: eff don't ask me. I can't even remember what number Ukraine is. It is part of the United States ain't it ? Anyway you go head get your ass on outta here and get that damn Senelius off my ass. Just tell all of them there rednecks there in Kansas that hope and change is coming. Hell California loves it when I says it.
Moochelle: Fine I is a goin but when I gets done I'm goin on vacation again in Hawaii.
Barack: Great I will meets you there

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3817 on: April 17, 2014, 10:16:40 PM »
Now I see that you did, in fact, change the name of the author.  Given the deft hand with which he crafted that would-be dialogue, there is no doubt in my mind that these are the very words of Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3818 on: April 18, 2014, 07:31:01 AM »
Now I see that you did, in fact, change the name of the author.  Given the deft hand with which he crafted that would-be dialogue, there is no doubt in my mind that these are the very words of Samuel Langhorne Clemens.

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3819 on: April 18, 2014, 11:04:59 AM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3821 on: April 18, 2014, 08:30:14 PM »

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3822 on: April 18, 2014, 08:32:19 PM »
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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3823 on: April 18, 2014, 08:32:59 PM »
i like black liberal media more though, so i'm gonna read it like that

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Re: Political Facebook Posts/Tweets From People
« Reply #3824 on: April 19, 2014, 07:50:40 PM »