So, NE, NW, SE, and SW divisions too much? Seems like it. Maybe just a NE, SE, and West division. What's the population division? 1A-under 2.5k, 2A-2.5k to 10k, 3A-10k to 25k, 4A, 25k plus?
This seems like a lot of work. Someone else do it and post.
Also, Pecan Capital of Kansas is the current leader for best fanningbrag. "It's affordable" is tops in "lowest self-esteem/will probably sleep with you on first date".