Guys, I am so sorry that I am so late with all these updates. I know you guys will forgive me because the good Lord 6 pound 8 ounce Baby Jesus said that people have to forgive people 70x7 times. So I am still good for 489 times.
Anyway, I actually have an excuse why this did not come sooner. While in my monk cave looking and exegeting Proverbs 31(btw Solomon would put fanning to shame with the amount of women he loved), this old guy Joseph Ratzinger, or Benedict XVI as some people call him was wearing that stupid Notre Dame shirt he always wears and was bragging about that 5-OT game. You guys should be proud, I drove him to retirement by arguing with him that K-state was soon going to take over Notre Dame’s spot as most recognizable brand in the NCAA.
Back to what matters here, The Good News of Crusader Basketball. How were last weekend’s games against higher ranked regional teams? HA! More like last weekend’s demolishment of super pud teams. CBC?#14 in the nation? Yea right, NEXT. Baptist Bible? Not even worth talking about cause we took care of business just like that woman did when that bad guy came to her tent and she put him to sleep and then drove a stake through his skull.
We are number one in MCCC, and now thanks to CBC losing again, #1 in our region. This is good cause if they would have won then it would have come down to a coin flip. Chick Fi-La found out about this last year and pulled their sponsorship of the NCCAA(prouncced out loud as N Double C Double A) cause of “casting lots”
More updates later this week as Conference Tournament is in Joplin Missery, and many of MCC students are making the crusade to Ozark and prior to the game we will be having a “Christian Tailgate/ I am not sure what PAK stands for exactly but I am going to go ahead and say that this is a” PAK
Thanks for all of your encouragement on this thread’s status. I might as well call all of you Barnabas. If you are not a stud Greek speaker like me, then you would not know that this actually means one of encouragement.