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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2600 on: June 12, 2014, 09:07:44 PM »
I will give you both $35.

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2601 on: June 12, 2014, 09:10:22 PM »
I am perfectly mentally healthy and would shoot a bunch of rubber bullets at the first faces applicable if provided buy others (bullets,  not faces).

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2602 on: June 13, 2014, 07:49:03 AM »
That's an interesting shotgun, sd.  :thumbs:

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2603 on: June 13, 2014, 08:55:37 AM »
That's an interesting shotgun, sd.  :thumbs:

how much?

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2604 on: June 13, 2014, 09:05:54 AM »
21 inch barrel on the youth model. Any shorter and it would be illegal! Easiest handling home protection shotgun available. Buy my gun  and enjoy the best sleep you've had since you learned to fear minorities.

Would it fit in my pillow case at night?
yes, it would!

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2605 on: June 13, 2014, 09:30:24 AM »
pro-tip: if a gun doesn't fit in your pillowcase you can always saw stuff off to make it fit

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2606 on: June 13, 2014, 09:34:00 AM »
I stayed at my buddies place one time when I was pretty drunk right by UMKC. I was talking to some floozy that night on the phone and laying on the couch. I started to eff around and I put my hand under the couch. When all of a sudden, BOOM! A hand gun fully loaded.  :ohno: It was his roommates. Scared the crap out of me, cause I was like, "Wtf do you need a hand gun under the couch? WTF are you into?"

I don't know if this story appeals to this discussion, but I wanted to share it. Happy Friday!  :)

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2607 on: June 13, 2014, 09:38:29 AM »
pro-tip: if a gun doesn't fit in your pillowcase you can always saw stuff off to make it fit
getting a longer pillow is the legal option.

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2608 on: June 13, 2014, 09:39:16 AM »
I bet that thing doesn't even shoot anymore it looks so old balls

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2609 on: June 13, 2014, 09:43:39 AM »
I bet that thing doesn't even shoot anymore it looks so old balls

TRY SAYING THAT TO MY FACE WHILE I'M AIMING THE SHOOTING END OF MY GUN AT YOU!

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2610 on: June 13, 2014, 09:48:33 AM »
I bet that thing doesn't even shoot anymore it looks so old balls

TRY SAYING THAT TO MY FACE WHILE I'M AIMING THE SHOOTING END OF MY GUN AT YOU!

Have you even shot anyone with it in the last 100 years?

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2611 on: June 13, 2014, 09:58:29 AM »
I bet that thing doesn't even shoot anymore it looks so old balls

TRY SAYING THAT TO MY FACE WHILE I'M AIMING THE SHOOTING END OF MY GUN AT YOU!

Have you even shot anyone with it in the last 100 years?

not me personally but it's seen some action. when I run my hands over it I feel very powerful so I'm guessing it's the souls of the victims which it has absorbed to become more powerful.

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2612 on: June 13, 2014, 10:24:16 AM »
I bet that thing doesn't even shoot anymore it looks so old balls

TRY SAYING THAT TO MY FACE WHILE I'M AIMING THE SHOOTING END OF MY GUN AT YOU!

Have you even shot anyone with it in the last 100 years?

not me personally but it's seen some action. when I run my hands over it I feel very powerful so I'm guessing it's the souls of the victims which it has absorbed to become more powerful.

Well now I'm interested.  I already have a shotgun though.  will owning more than one gun make me feel more powerful even though I can really only possibly use one at a time?

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2613 on: June 13, 2014, 10:26:07 AM »

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2614 on: June 13, 2014, 10:47:30 AM »
I stayed at my buddies place one time when I was pretty drunk right by UMKC. I was talking to some floozy that night on the phone and laying on the couch. I started to eff around and I put my hand under the couch. When all of a sudden, BOOM! A hand gun fully loaded.  :ohno: It was his roommates. Scared the crap out of me, cause I was like, "Wtf do you need a hand gun under the couch? WTF are you into?"

I don't know if this story appeals to this discussion, but I wanted to share it. Happy Friday!  :)

WC, if you were a 3 year old and had a 1 year old sibling, you would have made the news.

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2615 on: June 13, 2014, 11:01:06 AM »
Yeah, stealing that gun would have been the right thing to do.

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2616 on: June 13, 2014, 12:22:50 PM »
Maybe its just the gun, but that frog chair looks pretty badass.  How much for it?

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2617 on: June 13, 2014, 12:28:00 PM »
I stayed at my buddies place one time when I was pretty drunk right by UMKC. I was talking to some floozy that night on the phone and laying on the couch. I started to eff around and I put my hand under the couch. When all of a sudden, BOOM! A hand gun fully loaded.  :ohno: It was his roommates. Scared the crap out of me, cause I was like, "Wtf do you need a hand gun under the couch? WTF are you into?"

I don't know if this story appeals to this discussion, but I wanted to share it. Happy Friday!  :)

Was staying at my dad's cabin, went to sleep and there was a handgun under the pillow  :sdeek:  freaks you out man. It has multiple safetys, but still...
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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2618 on: June 13, 2014, 12:43:16 PM »
Maybe its just the gun, but that frog chair looks pretty badass.  How much for it?

$11.99 at your local Hyvee in the impulse purchase section near the front where they keep the local sports team t-shirts

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2619 on: June 13, 2014, 01:12:27 PM »
I stayed at my buddies place one time when I was pretty drunk right by UMKC. I was talking to some floozy that night on the phone and laying on the couch. I started to eff around and I put my hand under the couch. When all of a sudden, BOOM! A hand gun fully loaded.  :ohno: It was his roommates. Scared the crap out of me, cause I was like, "Wtf do you need a hand gun under the couch? WTF are you into?"

I don't know if this story appeals to this discussion, but I wanted to share it. Happy Friday!  :)

Was staying at my dad's cabin, went to sleep and there was a handgun under the pillow  :sdeek:  freaks you out man. It has multiple safetys, but still...

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2620 on: June 13, 2014, 02:31:47 PM »
Maybe its just the gun, but that frog chair looks pretty badass.  How much for it?

$11.99 at your local Hyvee in the impulse purchase section near the front where they keep the local sports team t-shirts

Went, saw, didn't seem as badass in the store for some reason.

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2621 on: June 13, 2014, 02:41:21 PM »
Maybe its just the gun, but that frog chair looks pretty badass.  How much for it?

$11.99 at your local Hyvee in the impulse purchase section near the front where they keep the local sports team t-shirts

Went, saw, didn't seem as badass in the store for some reason.

you subliminally want the street sweeper

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2622 on: June 13, 2014, 02:52:27 PM »
I stayed at my buddies place one time when I was pretty drunk right by UMKC. I was talking to some floozy that night on the phone and laying on the couch. I started to eff around and I put my hand under the couch. When all of a sudden, BOOM! A hand gun fully loaded.  :ohno: It was his roommates. Scared the crap out of me, cause I was like, "Wtf do you need a hand gun under the couch? WTF are you into?"

I don't know if this story appeals to this discussion, but I wanted to share it. Happy Friday!  :)

WC, if you were a 3 year old and had a 1 year old sibling, you would have made the news.
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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2623 on: June 13, 2014, 02:53:09 PM »
I stayed at my buddies place one time when I was pretty drunk right by UMKC. I was talking to some floozy that night on the phone and laying on the couch. I started to eff around and I put my hand under the couch. When all of a sudden, BOOM! A hand gun fully loaded.  :ohno: It was his roommates. Scared the crap out of me, cause I was like, "Wtf do you need a hand gun under the couch? WTF are you into?"

I don't know if this story appeals to this discussion, but I wanted to share it. Happy Friday!  :)

Was staying at my dad's cabin, went to sleep and there was a handgun under the pillow  :sdeek:  freaks you out man. It has multiple safetys, but still...
Yeah, it's a weird feeling. Kinda like: "WTF MAN?!"

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Re: Another school shooting
« Reply #2624 on: June 13, 2014, 02:57:29 PM »
finding a gun when you didn't expect a gun is kinda like finding cake when you didn't expect cake. except the cake could kill you. so it's not that much like finding cake.