Day 1

[OK_Cat]

I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.

Glad someone said it.  I'd probably start doing some serious rapings before chicks started smelling really bad and got all full of AIDS from all the other crazies.

wtf man

[ben ji]

I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.

Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.

Unless your running it

Nope.  Obviously you've not seen very many movies.  Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you.  You'll end up shot or hanged.

See my Original Post, once I run out of contacts and my glasses break I'm dead anyways. Might as well go out like ceaser.

[puniraptor]

Hopefully 1BW is the first victim of RPG's murder rampage.

[The1BigWillie]

I need someone with a shitload of guns, someone with a shitload of girls, somone with a shitload of food, and you 3 can come with me to murder the crap out of this guy and steal his house.

http://www.businessinsider.com/tornado-resistant-house-2011-7

I'm not effing around.  It's Day 1. 

[XocolateThundarr]

you will evolve into weird cave people who don't need sunlight

You mean zombies

[Bloodfart]

I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.

Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.

Unless your running it

Nope.  Obviously you've not seen very many movies.  Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you.  You'll end up shot or hanged.

See my Original Post, once I run out of contacts and my glasses break I'm dead anyways. Might as well go out like ceaser.

You remind me of someone.  Will you rule with the conch of power too?

[jc_jax]

you will evolve into weird cave people who don't need sunlight

You mean zombies

Formal request to add this to the emoticon options.

[ben ji]

I made it to Minneapolis KS on day 1 before running out of gas. Traded 2 boxes of ammo for a full tank, should be at the compound by nightfall. Looks like the zombie wave hasnt hit western KS yet, should have enough time to get the millitia up and running before the first waves make it from denver.

Militia is the LAST thing you want to be a part of.

Unless your running it

Nope.  Obviously you've not seen very many movies.  Once the militia leader gets too much power, he abuses it, and eventually an outsider infiltrates and turns your own men against you.  You'll end up shot or hanged.

See my Original Post, once I run out of contacts and my glasses break I'm dead anyways. Might as well go out like ceaser.

You remind me of someone.  Will you rule with the conch of power too?

Just call me Ralph Ji

[420seriouscat69]

JFC, I know it's probably too late. But someone tell bloodfart he's mumped in those salt mines.

[OK_Cat]

JFC, I know it's probably too late. But someone tell bloodfart he's mumped in those salt mines.

thanks for that advice, fanning robinett

[Bloodfart]

JFC, I know it's probably too late. But someone tell bloodfart he's mumped in those salt mines.

It's okiedoky fanning I got in the compitition btw.  They DQ'd me though.  I guess using bodily functions against a competitor is not promoting good leadership skills.    Eff these loosers I'm outta here.

[Fedor]

I have my brewery and still up and running.  I spend most of my days partying it up trading booze for whatever I need.  I also invested all my pre apocalypse money in precious metals - copper and lead, so I am pretty set up for protecting my stash.

[Stevesie60]

You dorks have fun heading south. Limestone and I will be surviving in a place where there's more than just armadillos to eat.

[reidrolled]

This is probably a question I should have asked during the coalaggie invasion... but, fast forward a long ways... when things slow down and people start colonizing, how many people would a colony need to have in order to sustain itself without any outsiders? the more generations there are, the greater likelihood of people with the same DNA reproducing together. you would pretty much be stuck with a bunch of people that are cousins of some degree eventually. How far removed does a cousin have to be in order to reproduce without the risk of a cyclops? 50? 100?

[dmartin]

This is probably a question I should have asked during the coalaggie invasion... but, fast forward a long ways... when things slow down and people start colonizing, how many people would a colony need to have in order to sustain itself without any outsiders? the more generations there are, the greater likelihood of people with the same DNA reproducing together. you would pretty much be stuck with a bunch of people that are cousins of some degree eventually. How far removed does a cousin have to be in order to reproduce without the risk of a cyclops? 50? 100?

You would probably want to setup a swapping system with a nearby colony. Guy from colony A impregnates girl from colony B and vice versa. population ratios stay the same in each colony, and we avoid 3 footed offspring. (might have to swap with more than one colony)

[The1BigWillie]

Basically just go down to Olpe, Madison, and Lebo and you have your Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) soup experience.

[Cartierfor3]

You dorks have fun heading south. Limestone and I will be surviving in a place where there's more than just armadillos to eat.

You ever hear of the Gulf of Mexico Jake?  Friggin' seafood buffet every night. 

[Bloodfart]

You remind me of someone.  Will you rule with the conch of power too?

Just call me Ralph Ji

Hmmm, you should stay away from rocks or anything rock related. 

[0.42]

head for the hill country and live off of deer

[Pexikan]

Day 1 - Zombie Apocalypse - Gather guns, ammo, family (what"s left of them at least) food and available supplies (no shopping or looting, just whatever I have on hand) and drive to the farm in Central Kansas. I'll contact friends and relatives in route to give coordinates to our location (most should already know) and hope they make it there alive. Once on the farm, gameplan with other heads of households, take proper security measures such as booby-traps and barb-wire fences. Day 2 - I'd like convert a combine into a sweet zombie herd destroyer. Maybe start building a monster truck...

[420seriouscat69]

head for the hill country and live off of deer

They're nothing but mangled carcasses by now. Good luck. Pro tip: Don't google mangled carcasses. Woof!

[bones129]

For good measure, I know a guy who has a lot of guns. I will beg, borrow, or steal a couple of them from him. Then I'll find Coach Snyder and do whatever Coach does.

[ben ji]

Day 1 - Zombie Apocalypse - Gather guns, ammo, family (what"s left of them at least) food and available supplies (no shopping or looting, just whatever I have on hand) and drive to the farm in Central Kansas. I'll contact friends and relatives in route to give coordinates to our location (most should already know) and hope they make it there alive. Once on the farm, gameplan with other heads of households, take proper security measures such as booby-traps and barb-wire fences. Day 2 - I'd like convert a combine into a sweet zombie herd destroyer. Maybe start building a monster truck...

Good idea on turning the combine into a zombie herd destroyer. I'm totally going to use it.

[420seriouscat69]

Day 1 - Zombie Apocalypse - Gather guns, ammo, family (what"s left of them at least) food and available supplies (no shopping or looting, just whatever I have on hand) and drive to the farm in Central Kansas. I'll contact friends and relatives in route to give coordinates to our location (most should already know) and hope they make it there alive. Once on the farm, gameplan with other heads of households, take proper security measures such as booby-traps and barb-wire fences. Day 2 - I'd like convert a combine into a sweet zombie herd destroyer. Maybe start building a monster truck...

Good idea on turning the combine into a zombie herd destroyer. I'm totally going to use it.

Yeah, good idea until you run out of gas and get stuck in the middle of nowhere and have to get out and fill up the tank and get ripped to death by crazy ass zombies. No thanks!

[ew2x4]

I'm grabbing my guns, camping gear and food and heading for the mountains. I figure one bad winter will kill off most of the walkers and bad people.