Day 1

[ChiComCat]

Everyone hoping for a non-zombie future and then losing hope is the second major group adding to the zombie population.

[Cire]

just finished building a lookout tower.

[ben ji]

just finished building a lookout tower.

Lol, I've been chilling on the roof of the grain bin for 4 days now. Only took found 4 stragglers last night.

[Emo EMAW]

I'm sure you guys have been wondering where Emo EMAW has been the last 7 pages.  Long story short, laying low, doing what I gotta do to survive.  You don't know what it's like out there! 

[8manpick]

I'm just gonna say it right now.  Getting hookedon heroin the first day was a really bad idea.  withdrawals are a bitch.  Whoever suggested that can bite my ass.

Let me introduce you to my guy. Price goes up if he can tell you're itchin' though, so play it cool.

[420seriouscat69]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *giggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

[Cartierfor3]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

[420seriouscat69]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

Yes, it was adorable.

[jtksu]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

Yes, it was adorable.

Gonna call BS here guys.  No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle.  We have three options here:  1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something.  2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent.  3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable.  This is a terrifying idea.

[Cartierfor3]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

Yes, it was adorable.

Gonna call BS here guys.  No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle.  We have three options here:  1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something.  2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent.  3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable.  This is a terrifying idea.

It ate Pissclams sandwich.  Adorable.

[8manpick]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

Yes, it was adorable.

Gonna call BS here guys.  No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle.  We have three options here:  1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something.  2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent.  3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable.  This is a terrifying idea.

Me and jt are going to kill you for your heroin. Not kidding. CF3 and fanning are mumped.

[Bloodfart]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

Yes, it was adorable.

Gonna call BS here guys.  No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle.  We have three options here:  1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something.  2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent.  3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable.  This is a terrifying idea.

LOL baby snappers are terribly cute.  I found one huffing it through the building at work this summer.  Picked it up and it was all shell and clawed feet with not head.  I put the little fella back out near the lagoon where it belonged.  It was the size of a chicken nugget an was so pweshes.

[jtksu]

Fishing group is having a blast. Lucky dog 'Clams caught a brown trout the other day. It was huge (that's what she said *gggle*). Anyways, have a good one you guys.

Remember that snapping turtle we saw?

Yes, it was adorable.

Gonna call BS here guys.  No such thing as an adorable snapping turtle.  We have three options here:  1) You rubes have laughably LTIQ and actually saw like a red eared slider (adorable) or something.  2) You're all liars and likely sitting on a huge stash of heroin and this tale is meant to throw us off your scent.  3) Whatever cause people to turn into hideous zombie had the reverse effect on hideous snapper and turned them adorable.  This is a terrifying idea.

Me and jt are going to kill you for your heroin. Not kidding. CF3 and fanning are mumped.

 
We gonna kiiiillll those guys!!!  We gonna put them out of busisnaaaasss!!!

[pissclams]

yup, the turtle ate the sandwich that i made with the last of my boar's head roast beef.  not happy but i'm glad the turtle got a good meal.

[The1BigWillie]

Kinda getting tired of all the raping.  What's fun to do now?

[pissclams]

keep raping

[ben ji]

Kinda getting tired of all the raping.  What's fun to do now?

Try pillaging?

[jtksu]

Kinda getting tired of all the raping.  What's fun to do now?

You should get some mace or something bro. 

[ben ji]

Day 612- Our grain bin is nearly exhausted and last years harvest was ruined by hail, rations have been cut to 1200 calories a day but wont last us until harvest time.

If anyone is holed up in western ks I would be willing to trade some heirloom potato/potatoe spuds for a dairy cow?

I have sent The1BigWillie out on a scavenging mission, if he finds your dairy cow first all bets are off.