Author Topic: Day 1 (Read 14283 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **on:** October 30, 2012, 09:43:12 AM »

On the 1st day after society collapses (zombies, lights go out like on revolution, government gets overthrown by rebels, nuclear war etc.) what will you do? I'm going to go to the store and eat as much Haagen Daz as I can. It will only be good for like 12 hours.

I don't have any guns or survival skills or like a stockpile of food, I'll probably be one of the first ones to go anyway. Might as well eat some free Haagen Daz.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 AM »

I would probably buy a lotto ticket.

8manpick · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:49:53 AM »

Heroin

ben ji · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:52:01 AM »

1.High tail it to the family compound(farm) in Western KS. Stay off main highways, prob take 24 most the way.

2.Organize millitia to guard grain bins

3.Die once my supply of contacts run out and my glasses break.

pissclams · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:52:10 AM »

Go fishing.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:54:41 AM »

Quote from: CFoD on October 30, 2012, 09:48:42 AM

I would probably buy a lotto ticket.

I doubt it would be a winner

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:55:26 AM »

probably just chillax and blow off work

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:13:30 AM »

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:16:59 AM »

I would finish the game.

CNS · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:19:30 AM »

"Plant my crisis garden and dig up my gold"
- FSD

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:24:26 AM »

Go to worlds of fun. I'll live off cotton candy and dippin' dots till those bitches come. I'll probably hang out at the MPH pitching machine to see if I can finally hit 100 before I'm out.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:25:08 AM »

straight to my fathers home

8manpick · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:27:23 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 30, 2012, 10:19:30 AM

"Plant my crisis garden and dig up my gold"
- FSD

Because gold is so useful in everyday life! People will totally trade their limited food for shiny and malleable metals!

RickRampus · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:30:40 AM »

paint a #3 on the side of my driver's door and mount a snowplow on the front of my truck.

j-dub · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:36:14 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on October 30, 2012, 10:27:23 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 30, 2012, 10:19:30 AM
"Plant my crisis garden and dig up my gold"
- FSD

Because gold is so useful in everyday life! People will totally trade their limited food for shiny and malleable metals!

the natives didn't have a chance

Brock Landers · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:37:50 AM »

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

Two chicks at the same time.

j-dub · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:39:07 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on October 30, 2012, 10:37:50 AM

I'll tell you what I'd do, man.

Two chicks at the same time.

you would be the james mcgill to fanning's ell fyi..

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:40:32 AM »

Learn to hunt and garden.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:43:50 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 30, 2012, 10:40:32 AM

Learn to hunt and garden.

Teach Jaksie to hunt and garden.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:45:23 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 30, 2012, 10:43:50 AM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 30, 2012, 10:40:32 AM
Learn to hunt and garden.

Teach Jaksie to hunt and garden.

Winters · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2012, 10:48:12 AM »

I'll probably be the ruler of the world. Should be fun and stressful at the same time.

jtksu · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:18:59 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 30, 2012, 10:43:50 AM

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 30, 2012, 10:40:32 AM
Learn to hunt and garden.

Teach Jaksie to hunt and garden.

Drink some beer and watch Limestone teach Jakesie how to hunt and garden.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:32:48 AM »

Loot. Pick out a favorite vacation home in the area to hole up in. Board it up.

Unruly · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:39:48 AM »

Attempt to get back to KS from MS. God damn it is going to be a bitch to get over that river.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2012, 11:41:09 AM »

the walmart in kingfisher, oklahoma, is where i'll go if there is a zombie apocalypse. it's outside of town on a hill with nothing around it for about half a mile in any direction.