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Re: Day 1
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2012, 12:23:45 PM »
i really could use some fishing buds


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Re: Day 1
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2012, 12:25:08 PM »


This ^, but I wouldn't trust Woody Harrelson or that kid who invented facebook.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2012, 12:34:42 PM »
i really could use some fishing buds
What kind of fishing, 'Clams? I love me some trout fishing. Plus, if we're going out this way, I've always dreamed about deep sea fishing.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2012, 12:42:20 PM »
i really could use some fishing buds
What kind of fishing, 'Clams? I love me some trout fishing. Plus, if we're going out this way, I've always dreamed about deep sea fishing.

Let me know where you guys will be, I'll meet up, but I'll be a little late because I'm going to eat Haagen Daz first. 

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2012, 12:44:28 PM »
i really could use some fishing buds
What kind of fishing, 'Clams? I love me some trout fishing. Plus, if we're going out this way, I've always dreamed about deep sea fishing.

Let me know where you guys will be, I'll meet up, but I'll be a little late because I'm going to eat Haagen Daz first.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2012, 01:55:51 PM »
i'm not really set on a fishing type but trout fishing obviously came to mind when you think about the fact that we're mostly going to be in colorado like they were in red dawn + trout taste great.


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Re: Day 1
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2012, 01:56:42 PM »
drive to my grandmother's farm in SEK.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2012, 02:06:18 PM »
i'm not really set on a fishing type but trout fishing obviously came to mind when you think about the fact that we're mostly going to be in colorado like they were in red dawn + trout taste great.

I'll claim and board you guys up a vacation home in exchange for fish

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2012, 02:13:29 PM »
I would learn how to dry beef like Native americans did with buffalo before the internet goes away too.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2012, 02:14:11 PM »
also would go to a library or find a book about edible plants and stuff.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #35 on: October 30, 2012, 02:15:37 PM »
also would go to a library or find a book about edible plants and stuff.

Have fun with that, I'll be sitting on top of the grain bins at the family compound making it rain with kernels of grain.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #36 on: October 30, 2012, 02:27:12 PM »
well since my office space idea and my zombieland idea were already taken, I'd just wander around in a daze until a plane fell out of the sky and landed on me.

or hit the underground salt museum in hutchinson kansas. Come share our space!

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2012, 02:34:07 PM »
 :thumbs:

The Hutch salt mines seem like a good place to hold up.  Plus the cosmosphere.  :love:  I bet coalaggies would be a good ally to have at this time.  I would trade salt for coal.  Oh yeah isn't there like a ton of crap stored down there.  I bet you would have enough reading material to last you a life time.  Yep Hutch salt mines is the place to be. 

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #38 on: October 30, 2012, 02:37:38 PM »
I'm going to live in the upstairs patio funiture section of menards

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #39 on: October 30, 2012, 02:43:52 PM »
I'm going to live in the upstairs patio funiture section of menards

if you had to hole up in a department store, menards would be an excellent choice.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2012, 03:29:42 PM »
Day 1 I would probably just sit at home and consider doing a lot of different things but not do any of them.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #41 on: October 30, 2012, 03:39:34 PM »
Day 1 I would probably just sit at home and consider doing a lot of different things but not do any of them.

That's why you plan it out now

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2012, 03:44:42 PM »
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The Hutch salt mines seem like a good place to hold up.  Plus the cosmosphere.  :love:  I bet coalaggies would be a good ally to have at this time.  I would trade salt for coal.  Oh yeah isn't there like a ton of crap stored down there.  I bet you would have enough reading material to last you a life time.  Yep Hutch salt mines is the place to be.
They have all the original Disney films stored in there too.  You could invite ben ji over with his kernels of corn and have movie night.  You would have to bring a cow down there and churn some butter.  The salt would not be a problem, LOL.
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Re: Day 1
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2012, 03:47:57 PM »
I think my biggest problem would be figuring out when Day 1 was. Like what if it takes me a month or two to admit that society has finally collapsed and by that time the upper deck of menards is over crowded.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2012, 03:54:44 PM »
Day 1 I would probably just sit at home and consider doing a lot of different things but not do any of them.
I vote for apathy as well. (I even waited for someone else to post it as an option.)

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2012, 04:05:04 PM »
I think my biggest problem would be figuring out when Day 1 was. Like what if it takes me a month or two to admit that society has finally collapsed and by that time the upper deck of menards is over crowded.

Yeah, it seems like you really need to be proactive in a situation like this.  However, I'd hate to bash some dude's head only to find out I jumped the gun an will now be spendng Day 1 in prison.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2012, 04:07:45 PM »
I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2012, 04:11:24 PM »
I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.

Have fun with that.  Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2012, 04:15:36 PM »
I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.

Have fun with that.  Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.

who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.

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Re: Day 1
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2012, 04:17:32 PM »
I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.

Have fun with that.  Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.

who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.

Pretty sure that's what zombies use to trap you inside stores.  Also, bigger cities... bigger zombie population.  I'm finding the nearest giant sailboat and living Waterworld style.