Author Topic: Day 1 (Read 14286 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:20:11 PM »

Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.

puniraptor · « **Reply #51 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:22:13 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:20:11 PM

Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:23:34 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 30, 2012, 04:22:13 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?

If you're paying attention you'll know.

CHONGS · « **Reply #53 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:23:42 PM »

Release my robot army

Dub · « **Reply #54 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:26:44 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:23:34 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on October 30, 2012, 04:22:13 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?

If you're paying attention you'll know.

Haymitch pro-tip: Don't run in towards the cornucopia and risk getting an axe to the dome. Run outwards to safety.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Dub on October 30, 2012, 04:26:44 PM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: puniraptor on October 30, 2012, 04:22:13 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?

If you're paying attention you'll know.

Haymitch pro-tip: Don't run in towards the cornucopia and risk getting an axe to the dome. Run outwards to safety.

We're talking post-Apocalypse, not dystopian. I think how to behave in a dystopian future would need its own thread.

puniraptor · « **Reply #56 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:32:47 PM »

the dystopian govt cant take over without an apocalypse first.

Dub · « **Reply #57 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:33:43 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:30:34 PM

Quote from: Dub on October 30, 2012, 04:26:44 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: puniraptor on October 30, 2012, 04:22:13 PM
Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 30, 2012, 04:20:11 PM
Its Day 1 people. Not Day 100 or 1000. There's plenty of food. If you're fishing I assume its because you like fishing and since society collapsed, you don't really have any place to be in particular.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOW IT'S DAY 1? IS THE ANTICHRIST GOING TO ISSUE A PRESS RELEASE?

If you're paying attention you'll know.

Haymitch pro-tip: Don't run in towards the cornucopia and risk getting an axe to the dome. Run outwards to safety.

We're talking post-Apocalypse, not dystopian. I think how to behave in a dystopian future would need its own thread.

Comparable situations, just different reasoning behind them. Both would have people fighting over limited food/supplies while trying to avoid getting bludgeoned/chomped.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #58 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:36:41 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 30, 2012, 04:32:47 PM

the dystopian govt cant take over without an apocalypse first.

True, but it will take like 15-20 years of rebelling and chaos and street gangs before the dictator rises to rule over all of North America. And I won't make it that long in the craziness leading up to it, so I'm not concerned with it. Mostly just planning on the Haagen Daz buffet.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:57:52 PM »

Hey fishing group, do you guys mind if I bring my friend along (chick from hunger games)? She promises not to be a drag, plus every group needs a filly.

CNS · « **Reply #60 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:03:05 PM »

Sleep in, grill out, plan day 2. Day 2 is when crap gets real

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #61 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:08:23 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on October 30, 2012, 04:57:52 PM

Hey fishing group, do you guys mind if I bring my friend along (chick from hunger games)? She promises not to be a drag, plus every group needs a filly.

As long as she's not some "I gotta prove everyone wrong" types who is always going off on her own, against better judgement, to prove her value.

Cire · « **Reply #62 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:26:40 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on October 30, 2012, 04:15:36 PM

Quote from: jtksu on October 30, 2012, 04:11:24 PM
Quote from: michigancat on October 30, 2012, 04:07:45 PM
I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.

Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.

who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.

have you even watched the show?

Ron Princes Goatee · « **Reply #63 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:48:50 PM »

I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.

8manpick · « **Reply #64 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Ron Princes Goatee on October 30, 2012, 08:48:50 PM

I would immediately go on the offensive. Commit some cold blooded, public murder so everyone around knows not to eff with me.

jtksu · « **Reply #65 on:** October 30, 2012, 09:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Cire on October 30, 2012, 05:26:40 PM

Quote from: michigancat on October 30, 2012, 04:15:36 PM
Quote from: jtksu on October 30, 2012, 04:11:24 PM
Quote from: michigancat on October 30, 2012, 04:07:45 PM
I would take clams fishing in a major city to avoid all the dumbasses going to family farms.

Have fun with that. Pretty sure eating fish caught within a major city will actually turn you into a zombie.

who said anything about eating the fish? I would eat all the food left behind by dumbasses going to family farms.

have you even watched the show?

This ain't no show, this is real motherfuckin' life! Bitch!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #66 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:28:11 AM »

I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #67 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:45:14 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2012, 10:28:11 AM

I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.

8manpick · « **Reply #68 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:47:33 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2012, 10:28:11 AM

I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.

Man, does Gooch post on GPC also? PirateCat51?

slobber · « **Reply #69 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:53:34 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on October 31, 2012, 10:47:33 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2012, 10:28:11 AM
I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.

Man, does Gooch post on GPC also? PirateCat51?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #70 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:54:18 AM »

Guys, it's Day 2 now, if you don't have plans by now you're eff'd. Fishing group gather at 14 hours and 37 minutes. You've got the maps. Turn all cellular devices off now. Good bye and good luck, fanning out!

pissclams · « **Reply #71 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:59:09 AM »

i have an extra set of waders if anyone needs to borrow them, i'll bring them to the predetermined rendevous point

ChiComCat · « **Reply #72 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:01:08 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2012, 10:28:11 AM

I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.

In a week she'll tell us that Gooch turned to a zombie and there was nothing she could do

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #73 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:12:43 AM »

Quote from: fanningksu on October 31, 2012, 10:54:18 AM

Guys, it's Day 2 now, if you don't have plans by now you're eff'd. Fishing group gather at 14 hours and 37 minutes. You've got the maps. Turn all cellular devices off now. Good bye and good luck, fanning out!

The most important thing on the agenda on day 2 is to avoid retail shopping areas. On day 1, I was ahead of the curve, by looting a Hy Vee and eating all the Haagen Daz. I grabbed all the food I could carry in my wheelbarrow before I met up with the fishing crew. Yes, I know those hot dogs will go bad, but its ok because I got them as bait for fishing.

Once people realize what has happened, they are going to go nuts on the retail stores. Best to stay away at this point.

8manpick · « **Reply #74 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:29:04 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on October 31, 2012, 11:01:08 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on October 31, 2012, 10:28:11 AM
I wouldn't have any kids to weigh me down; so I'd be ahead of some of you guys. Also, don't think I would hesitate to shoot Gooch in the head if he got bitten by a zombie.

In a week she'll tell us that Gooch turned to a zombie and there was nothing she could do

I sure hope Gooch makes it to the game Saturday. Would like to say my goodbyes.

Also, if it is day 2, I'm going to do more heroin. I am going to spend as little time experiencing this new post-apocalyptic world as possible. Plus I'm addicted now.