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kidney stones
« on: September 25, 2012, 07:45:41 AM »
is there anything more frightening? what do I need to do to make sure I never get these?


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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2012, 07:50:04 AM »
Very scary. Don't drink soda. Also, drink as much water as clams.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2012, 07:51:00 AM »
I think its just bad luck, nothing you can do one way or the other. Keep those fingers crossed.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2012, 07:52:37 AM »
Very scary. Don't drink soda. Also, drink as much water as clams.

impossible.  i'm an h2o (technical term) drinking savant.


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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2012, 07:52:57 AM »
I haven't drank a soda for, like, 10 years so that's a relief. also drink tons of water. 

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2012, 07:55:39 AM »
Very scary. Don't drink soda. Also, drink as much water as clams.

impossible.  i'm an h2o (technical term) drinking savant.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 08:20:54 AM »
Doctor told us that a kidney stone that is smaller than a grain of salt can cause immense pain.
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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 08:22:19 AM »
make child birth seem super pud

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2012, 08:28:26 AM »
make child birth seem super pud

only b/c men don't give birth. if we did we would know how pud giving birth is.  a:  massively pud


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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2012, 08:54:04 AM »
The only 2 people I've ever known to get them got them right after coming back from iraq. So that may have something to do with it

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2012, 08:54:29 AM »
is there anything more frightening? what do I need to do to make sure I never get these?

Staghorn calculus, basically a giant antler looking kidney stone.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2012, 09:49:07 AM »
I know a guy who has some condition. He has had like 280 kidney stones in his 40-ish years.

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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 09:56:15 AM »
The only 2 people I've ever known to get them got them right after coming back from iraq. So that may have something to do with it

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2012, 10:07:22 AM »
The only 2 people I've ever known to get them got them right after coming back from iraq. So that may have something to do with it

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2012, 10:11:18 AM »
Protip: never look at a picture of what a kidney stone looks like under a microscope. Note: I fully.expect (and encourage) most of you to google that immediately.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2012, 10:41:12 AM »
When I got out of school I got a job and due to the social constructs of the company I was influenced to eat out at unhealthy places almost every day.  Would drink a lot of Coke, and then would drink a lot of beer.  Also a lot of red meat.  So I got kidney stones, had a bout morning after a wedding in Kiowa, KS.  Luckily they had an ER.  I've never begged someone to stick a needle in me like that before (hate needles).  Anyway, I've drastically reduced my consumption of soft drinks.  Also reduced the red meat consumption.  Beer drinking is also reduced but I focused less on that.  Haven't had another bout yet.  Praying I never will.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2012, 10:57:25 AM »
Protip: never look at a picture of what a kidney stone looks like under a microscope. Note: I fully.expect (and encourage) most of you to google that immediately.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2012, 11:07:28 AM »
I got one while driving back from a football game in 2009 and had to pull over just outside of Manhattan cuz I thought I was gonna throw up from the pain.  Hurt like crazy on and off for a week until I passed it and mine was a pretty small one.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2012, 11:19:55 AM »
I've had 3.  Went to the ER for one. Thought I was going to die. Now, on advice of internet doctor sites, I ad lemon juice concentrate to the water I drink. Supposed to help.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2012, 11:20:50 AM »
I've had 3.  Went to the ER for one. Thought I was going to die. Now, on advice of internet doctor sites, I ad lemon juice concentrate to the water I drink. Supposed to help.

Whats the science behind that?

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« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2012, 11:21:50 AM »
I've had 3.  Went to the ER for one. Thought I was going to die. Now, on advice of internet doctor sites, I ad lemon juice concentrate to the water I drink. Supposed to help.

Whats the science behind that?

I think the acidy stuff in the lemon juice breaks them down before they start or whatever.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2012, 11:23:48 AM »
Problem: Lemons are so gross.

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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2012, 11:24:54 AM »
Problem: Lemons are so gross.

I find a dash a lemon juice in my ice water refreshing.  :dunno:

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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2012, 11:53:45 AM »
I've had 20ish.  They are no fun.  I've also made stones in my saliva gland since I was 6, until I had the gland removed. 
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Re: kidney stones
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2012, 11:55:08 AM »
I've had 20ish.  They are no fun.  I've also made stones in my saliva gland since I was 6, until I had the gland removed.

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