Coworker quotes

[bones129]

 Next she will tell us all about his great curveball and cutter.

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[Brock Landers]

My son threw a 91 mph fastball last night.

Her son is 11.  She has told about 50 people so far today.  Basically everyone who walks by. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

My son threw a 91 mph fastball last night.

Her son is 11.  She has told about 50 people so far today.  Basically everyone who walks by. 

Yeah, but this kid actually throws 91. His MLB equivalent would be 118. Stud.

[star seed 7]

I have to go, my wife just got arrested by the Mexican border guards.

T's and P's, they work for the cartels and she is now dead

Turns out a Mexican citizen can't drive a car registered in the USA into Mexico without a US citizen in the car. Coworker and his wife live in Mexico and she's been doing this for years without incident. Lost the car and a $13,000 fine. Mexico is tough on border crossers.

i know a guy here (in kansas) that will buy a random decent used car, say 15k or so, then drive it down to his family in mexico where they sell it for nearly double value, then he flys back up here. and does it again in a few weeks.

the oddest business.


and i can't even imagine the nightmare of coming from mexico to SD everyday for work.

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

I have to go, my wife just got arrested by the Mexican border guards.

T's and P's, they work for the cartels and she is now dead

Turns out a Mexican citizen can't drive a car registered in the USA into Mexico without a US citizen in the car. Coworker and his wife live in Mexico and she's been doing this for years without incident. Lost the car and a $13,000 fine. Mexico is tough on border crossers.

i know a guy here (in kansas) that will buy a random decent used car, say 15k or so, then drive it down to his family in mexico where they sell it for nearly double value, then he flys back up here. and does it again in a few weeks.

the oddest business.


and i can't even imagine the nightmare of coming from mexico to SD everyday for work.

He's constantly bitching about it. Granted, he has a home that's paid off a block from the beach, kids in private school in Mex, but he spends 3-5 hours a day waiting in lines wondering if his car is going to be torn apart and it just keeps getting worse. He's a mess.

[chum1]

Mass email sent to 3400 people.  36 replies, over 95% of which request, instruct, or plead others not to reply all.  I guess 1% isn't so bad all things considered.

[OK_Cat]

my unaware co-worker that i made a thread about once just came in my office with this jewel.

"Hey, you like sports.  did you see the story about the guy who was hoaxed on the internet?  something about a girlfriend?"


 

[Brock Landers]

my unaware co-worker that i made a thread about once just came in my office with this jewel.

"Hey, you like sports.  did you see the story about the guy who was hoaxed on the internet?  something about a girlfriend?"


 

You should have trolled this person and pretended not to know.  Then ask to have them fill you in on their understanding of the story.

[OK_Cat]

my unaware co-worker that i made a thread about once just came in my office with this jewel.

"Hey, you like sports.  did you see the story about the guy who was hoaxed on the internet?  something about a girlfriend?"


 

You should have trolled this person and pretended not to know.  Then ask to have them fill you in on their understanding of the story.

i did!   

she's a mormon, so she probably got her info from a pro-mormon site or something, because it was very much about how he's a great person and got scammed because he is so trusting and mormon and stuff.   

[WillieWatanabe]

walked into the break room to heat up my can of soup. It was abnormally busy with probably 8-10 people in there, including higher ups(CIO, director of business, head of HR). I usually set my can of soup down, while i clean my bowl from the previous day. While i was doing this, the head of HR came in and was fixing soup too. Apparently we brought the same brand of soup because while im busy cleaning my bowl and look over and see her opening my can of Loaded Potato with Bacon.  I notice she was looking at the can kind of weird, but kept going. Looking at the end of the counter, i notice a can of some Santa Fe chicken Light crap...

I walked out after i was done cleaning my bowl.

[Bloodfart]

 

[Emo EMAW]

walked into the break room to heat up my can of soup. It was abnormally busy with probably 8-10 people in there, including higher ups(CIO, director of business, head of HR). I usually set my can of soup down, while i clean my bowl from the previous day. While i was doing this, the head of HR came in and was fixing soup too. Apparently we brought the same brand of soup because while im busy cleaning my bowl and look over and see her opening my can of Loaded Potato with Bacon.  I notice she was looking at the can kind of weird, but kept going. Looking at the end of the counter, i notice a can of some Santa Fe chicken Light crap...

I walked out after i was done cleaning my bowl.

This was the perfect opportunity to claim harassment or something.

[pissclams]

damn  W² i didn't take you to be such a little pud.  what's up with that?   

[michigancat]

keeping the bowl from yesterday is pretty disgusting

[pissclams]

keeping the bowl from yesterday is pretty disgusting

that's the first thing i thought but after reading how he let his soup get jacked, he's got bigger fish to fry (and then let someone else eat).  boom, roasted.

[jtksu]

keeping the bowl from yesterday is pretty disgusting

Wouldn't you want to go ahead and clean it after using it?  Where does one keep a dirty soup bowl overnight at the work place?

[WillieWatanabe]

all of you are pretty much correct. I'm not proud of myself... Not one bit.

['taterblast]

"WHAT DOES EMAW MEAN"

[SwiftCat]

all of you are pretty much correct. I'm not proud of myself... Not one bit.

It's okay dub dub. If that's your worst vice you are a pretty swell guy.

[michigancat]

The Fall of Saigon was the largest mass murder in World History. The North Vietnamese murdered 300,000 people in Saigon after they invaded.

I could not verify this on the internet.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

The Fall of Saigon was the largest mass murder in World History. The North Vietnamese murdered 300,000 people in Saigon after they invaded.

I could not verify this on the internet.

Try the library maybe 

[michigancat]

The Fall of Saigon was the largest mass murder in World History. The North Vietnamese murdered 300,000 people in Saigon after they invaded.

I could not verify this on the internet.

Try the library maybe 

Ha ha, the conversation actually started because I mentioned I was reading a library book about the Vietnam war. I mentioned how the Vietnamese people had basically been fighting some version of our war with them for like a thousand years and he starts talking about south vietnamese hate the north vietnamese and the mass murder thing.

[Microwave]

Not from a coworker, but heard a gem from one of my english 415 class mates (in regards to community colleges being less prestigious than universities)

"I used to go to JCCC, the classes i took there were harder than the ones here"   

[8manpick]

Not from a coworker, but heard a gem from one of my english 415 class mates (in regards to community colleges being less prestigious than universities)

"I used to go to JCCC, the classes i took there were harder than the ones here"   

Engineer outed

['taterblast]

"see i'm a ku fan. i cheer for k-state too! i just don't really like football."

-girl who went to emporia state