Author Topic: Coworker quotes (Read 68588 times)

Unruly · « **Reply #50 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:54:05 PM »

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We need to line every pot smoker up and put a bullet in their head.

TheCatFanSpeaks · « **Reply #51 on:** December 18, 2012, 02:58:48 PM »

asava · « **Reply #52 on:** December 18, 2012, 10:12:50 PM »

That guy sounds like pot may do him some good.

TBL · « **Reply #53 on:** December 18, 2012, 10:39:19 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on September 21, 2012, 01:47:03 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 01:42:44 PM
Dropping the '84 worlds fair is pretty pimp

Agreed. I mean, I didn't even know the world was still having fairs.

2017: Astana, Kazakhstan

Where the eff is that???

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #54 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:25:26 PM »

President of the Company: All that beer out in those coolers needs to be drank by the time you guys leave on Friday.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:26:10 PM »

This thread is for naieve people's quotes, not for #fanningbragging.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #56 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:35:02 PM »

Quote from: TBL on December 18, 2012, 10:39:19 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on September 21, 2012, 01:47:03 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on September 21, 2012, 01:42:44 PM
Dropping the '84 worlds fair is pretty pimp

Agreed. I mean, I didn't even know the world was still having fairs.

2017: Astana, Kazakhstan Where the eff is that???

Isn't that Borat's home town?

8manpick · « **Reply #57 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:38:40 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on December 19, 2012, 03:25:26 PM

President of the Company: All that beer out in those coolers needs to be drank by the time you guys leave on Friday.

steve dave · « **Reply #58 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:39:44 PM »

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IT'S REALLY COMING DOWN OUT THERE YOU GUYS!

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #59 on:** December 19, 2012, 03:42:27 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on December 19, 2012, 03:25:26 PM

President of the Company: All that beer out in those coolers needs to be drank by the time you guys leave on Friday.

michigancat · « **Reply #60 on:** January 17, 2013, 03:46:24 PM »

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Eric Burden is one of the most famous singers in the world!

ChiComCat · « **Reply #61 on:** January 17, 2013, 04:54:15 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 17, 2013, 03:46:24 PM

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Eric Burden is one of the most famous singers in the world!

Who?

michigancat · « **Reply #62 on:** January 17, 2013, 05:03:51 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on January 17, 2013, 04:54:15 PM

Quote from: michigancat on January 17, 2013, 03:46:24 PM
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Eric Burden is one of the most famous singers in the world!

Who?

Exactly. But apparently he's the lead singer of The Animals.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #63 on:** January 17, 2013, 05:23:20 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 17, 2013, 05:03:51 PM

Quote from: ChiCat on January 17, 2013, 04:54:15 PM
Quote from: michigancat on January 17, 2013, 03:46:24 PM
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Eric Burden is one of the most famous singers in the world!

Who?

Exactly. But apparently he's the lead singer of The Animals.

Who?

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #64 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:41:09 PM »

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I have to go, my wife just got arrested by the Mexican border guards.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #65 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:45:50 PM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on January 17, 2013, 06:41:09 PM

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I have to go, my wife just got arrested by the Mexican border guards.

T's and P's, they work for the cartels and she is now dead

hemmy · « **Reply #66 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:49:41 PM »

"Chiefs vs Panthers tickets are going for $4, you should buy one!"

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #67 on:** January 29, 2013, 01:25:45 PM »

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My son threw a 91 mph fastball last night.

Her son is 11. She has told about 50 people so far today. Basically everyone who walks by.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #68 on:** January 29, 2013, 01:27:46 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on January 29, 2013, 01:25:45 PM

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My son threw a 91 mph fastball last night.

Her son is 11. She has told about 50 people so far today. Basically everyone who walks by.

You should bet her mortgage that her son never does it again in the next 5 years.

michigancat · « **Reply #69 on:** January 29, 2013, 01:37:27 PM »

I hate to be a one-upper, but my coworker worked for an auto race instructor at some track around here which gave him access to racing lessons. His teacher said he was one of the best he'd ever seen, but his son couldn't get along with the instructor and left. His son was also a pretty elite high school hockey player in Indiana before moving here.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #70 on:** January 29, 2013, 01:43:28 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on January 29, 2013, 01:37:27 PM

I hate to be a one-upper, but my coworker worked for an auto race instructor at some track around here which gave him access to racing lessons. His teacher said he was one of the best he'd ever seen, but his son couldn't get along with the instructor and left. His son was also a pretty elite high school hockey player in Indiana before moving here.

What world do you live in where that story one-ups an 11 year old throwing a 91 mph fastball?

ChiComCat · « **Reply #71 on:** January 29, 2013, 01:45:01 PM »

Worlds Fair or GTFO

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #72 on:** January 29, 2013, 02:26:23 PM »

Email between coworkers regarding said 11 year old's amazing feat.

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Hey B**** can we book one right quick? L****** can’t stop talking to T**** S***** and how her son is throwing 90 miles an hour like he’s Henry GD Rowengartner.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #73 on:** January 29, 2013, 02:37:24 PM »

Quote from: EllRobersonisInnocent on January 17, 2013, 06:45:50 PM

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on January 17, 2013, 06:41:09 PM
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I have to go, my wife just got arrested by the Mexican border guards.

T's and P's, they work for the cartels and she is now dead

Turns out a Mexican citizen can't drive a car registered in the USA into Mexico without a US citizen in the car. Coworker and his wife live in Mexico and she's been doing this for years without incident. Lost the car and a $13,000 fine. Mexico is tough on border crossers.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #74 on:** January 29, 2013, 02:54:33 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on January 29, 2013, 02:26:23 PM

Email between coworkers regarding said 11 year old's amazing feat.

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Hey B**** can we book one right quick? L****** can’t stop talking to T**** S***** and how her son is throwing 90 miles an hour like he’s Henry GD Rowengartner.

If I had an 11 year old who could throw 91, I would be doing exactly the same thing. Unfortunately for her, there is greater than a 91% chance that she is full of crap and her son can't even break 60 mph.